Target Center
Mineapolis, Minnesota
Rating: 9.1
Kevin “Titan” McColl started the program coming out to ringside. He got the official Titan Bikini Contest underway and called out the beautiful divas, Shelly The Bod, Michelle, Envy, Olivia Danger, her sister Angelica and Regina Todd who has a lot of experience in these types of competitions. Titan went through the divas one by one and judged the winner by the crowd response. Envy received the biggest cheers until Regina revealed her “Eve” style bikini consisting of only three leaves, two covering her nipples and one a little lower. Titan nearly fainted at the site of Regina and all of the divas in their bikini’s. Listening to the crowd, he announced Regina the winner. Envy didn’t agree with the decision and took matters into her own hands and pulled Regina to the canvas by her hair and assaulted her with lefts and rights. All the divas joined in and it turned into a huge rumble. Titan broke up it up with ease by ripping them apart and told them to behave for the rest of the night
Footage was shown from the night before in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Mike Carpenter defeated Mysery for his SIW Lightweight Championship in his debut match. On Carnage, Carpenter put his newly won title on the line against Heaven and Mysery in a triple threat match. Late in this high flying match, Heaven had it won after nailing Carpenter with a cross body off the top rope and then delivering Heaven’s Fury to Mysery. Heaven decided to go for the Fall from Heaven to make her win sweeter but out of nowhere, Carpenter grabbed her on the top rope and executed the RBI and pinned her to retain the championship and blew Heaven’s chance at making history. Carpenter pushed both his opponents out of the ring and called out Dallas Nash who recently showed his face at a live event and set a challenge for the Lightweight champ to compete in a Columbus Chain Match at the PPV. “The Answer” Dallas Nash made his TNC return and then got into a stare down with Mike Carpenter who accepted his challenge. It’s official, the SIW Lightweight Championship will be up for grabs at the PPV.
James Airington and “Red Hot” Rikki Cook were talking backstage and were interrupted by Christina York. They complained that Asmodeus Macabre better stop crying over Heaven’s loss and focus on their 6 man tag match. They called Angelica a dumb butch and warned her to shut her mouth or else they’ll do it for her. Khristian Call, Ian Bishop and Terror Soule jumped them after they heard enough of their shit but then out of nowhere Macabre appeared. He bashed Bishop and Terror’s heads together and nailed Call with a devastating head butt. Security rushed in before things got out of hand.
After a promo for SIWA Wednesday War promoting the match between Canadian Inforcer and James Muret for the SIWA Heavyweight Championship, Ragin’ Craig and Jill took on the unlikely duo of Xtina and Liana Lewis. Craig was in no condition to compete due to injuries so Jill was forced to face them in a handicap match. Jill whipped Liana to the roped and Xtina purposely kneed her in her back. Jill rolled up the SIW Women’s champ but Liana kicked out at two. After delivering Liana’s Flow, she went for the pin but Xtina pulled her off and tagged herself in. Xtina stole the win after she pinned Jill instead. Xtina and Liana started arguing and then ripped each other apart until Polar and the rest of the SIW security broke it up. Everyone can’t wait until these two settle their differences at Rampage.
A video package for nine year wrestling veteran Steve Biggs was shown on the Trevortron. Steve Biggs recently inked a one year deal with the SIW for one more run in the business. For the last 4 years Steve has resided in a small trailer park just off the beaten path in his hometown of Montgomery Alabama. He’s been training hard for this comeback and his first challenge will be Asmodeus Macabre this Saturday at the Mariucci Arena.
The crowd erupted when former SIW Women’s Champion H-Bomb finally returned to the SIW. As promised, the blonde bombshell had an important announcement concerning her and her daughter unborn Jenna. She said after all the bullshit she went through with Ian Bishop and all the rest of the men that it was almost impossible to find a proper male figure for her daughter. H-Bomb said that there was only one person that was best for her and Jenna and that was her best friend Regina Todd. H-Bomb and Regina Todd announced that they are going to raise Jenna together.
Backstage, the SIW Tag Team Champions, Mysery and Prophet were leaving the arena and they were in a very bad mood after what transpired during Mysery’s match. As they reached their limo, The Beastiary jumped them and beat the shit out of them with a fire extinguisher. Chimera rammed Mysery’s head into the limo window leaving him unconscious on the ground. Dark Tiger suplexed Prophet the Extreme champion on top of the roof and claimed to be the King Of Extreme. This was definitely a message from The Beastiary to the O.C and that their serious about winning the tag titles at Rampage.
After a commercial break, the six man tag match got underway with James Airington, Rikki Cook and Asmodeus Macabre taking on Terror Soule, the SIW North American Champion Ian Bishop and the SIW European Champion Khristian Call. Senior referee Sam Carter had a hard time controlling this match especially with Team Airington always trying to get cheap shots in. Soule was back in action for the first time in almost three months and didn’t show any ring rust at all. Macabre was upset that Airington and Cook didn’t tag him in sooner so he left them alone to fend for themselves and walked away. Cook knocked out Carter on purpose and that’s when the shit hit the fan. Airington smashed the ring bell across Call’s face and then nailed Terror Soule also right in his forehead. In the ring, Bishop hit Rikki with a DDT but there was no ref to make the count. As Bishop got up and turned around, James nailed him with the AirSlam but still no ref. After trying to wake up Carter, Terror Soule and Call attacked Airinton but it was Bishop that saved the day when he pinned Cook after delivering the Cyclone. Ian Bishop, Terror Soule, Khristian Call, Angelica Hunt and Olivia all celebrated in the ring at the end of the match.
Christina York caught up with former Carnage enforcer Vette and asked him what his next plans were. Vette cut a promo saying as long as he’s employed by the SIW JamesAirington will never be safe. He told James to watch his back but in the meantime Vette has been hired in the finance department of the company and will be in charge of expenses and payroll. Footage was then shown of former ultimate fighter Pitbull to promote his SIW debut against Metalgod this Saturday at the Mariucci Arena
The Authority of Atlanta Glenn Kirby made a shocking return last Monday in Atlanta making an impact when he leveled both the SIW World champion Angel and Matt Uzi with a set of Thug Bugs. On Carnage, Glenn Kirby took on Nutz with Zach Blain and Tyler “The Monster” Osborn as match enforcers. NuTz ducked an elbow and executed a slide slam and then threw Kirby to the outside. Tyler kicked him a few times but from behind Blain clipped his knee and then jumped off the apron and stomped on his knee keeping the big man down. Kirby whipped NuTz into the turnbuckle and knocked down the ref at the same time. NuTz went to grab a chair but as he swung, Blain caught it from behind and took it away. Kirby spun NuTz around and executed the Thug Bug. The ref was down but Blain took over as match enforcer and counted the one, two, three.
Christina York came to the ring and held a special interview with the SIW World Champion Angel and his challenger at Rampage, Matt Uzi. After what happen last week on MNB, Angel had hard feelings and Uzi told Kirby that after he wins the SIW Championship at Rampage, he’s going to find him and kick his fucking ass. Uzi then threatened Angel but Jessie grabbed the mic and decided to put her two cents in. She called Uzi a low life pig and slapped him across his face just like he did to her last week. After Uzi pushed her to the ground, Matt and Angel immediately engaged in a fist fight with Angel gaining the upper hand until Titan came running out to help Uzi beat down the SIW Champion. As Uzi delivered the Uzi Piledriver to Angel, a post man came to the ring with a package addressed to Matt Uzi. Titan grabbed it first and ripped it open only to reveal a Rated X t-shirt with “Matt Uzi 1978-2005” written on the back.
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Carnage!
Regina Todd won the Bikini Contest
Mike Carpenter defeated Mysery and Heaven to retain the SIW Lightweight Championship
Xtina and Liana Lewis defeated Ragin' Craig and Jill
Khristian Call, Terror Soule and "Incredible" Ian Bishop defeated James Airington, "Red Hot" Rikki Cook and Asmodeus Macabre
Glenn Kirby pinned NuTz
Writer: TJD, Kevin “Titan” McColl
