Carnage was live from Hawaii. One year ago in Honolulu, Titan was hired as Carnage general manager by Kim Derickson Blair. This week, Titan has invited the former co-owner to his Hawaiian party later in the night to personally thank her. The show started with the triple threat match between NuTz, Alex Thompson and Dark Tiger for the SIW Extreme Championship. Half way through the match, NuTz whips Thompson off the ramp making him land on top of a table. NuTz jumps off with a legdrop and the table collapses as NuTz lands on Thompson. Tiger is beating NuTz with a Singapore cane and then sets up a ladder. As Tiger climbs the ladder, Titan, Banks and Cook run out. Banks is wearing a referee jersey and Titan drops senior referee Sam Carter with a chokeslam. Cook tips the ladder and Tiger falls head first into the security wall. Cook delivers the High Temperature to NuTz on a folded chair and Banks does a quick count. Titan and his assistant Banks declare “Red Hot” Rikki Cook the new SIW Extreme Champion.
Alpha & Omega are backstage and they don’t seem too impressed with what they saw in the last match. A.P.B tell Angel they have a bad feeling about what’s going to happen in the main event against Sonny Smith with Cook as referee. Angel says he's ready for a war.
Michelle & Brandon Gateman took on Raditz, Elizabeth, Wynter & Serena in a Handicap Match. Gateman clotheslined Wynter and Serena out of the ring and then nailed Raditz with a spinning spine buster. Michelle nails Elizabeth with a twist of faith and goes for a cover but Wynter and Serena pull Elizabeth out of the ring. Raditz hits Michelle with a drop kick but sends her flying into Gateman’s corner and she makes the tag. Gateman gets the crowd on their feet as he dominated Raditz and drops him with the BKO and pins him to win the match. Gateman and Michelle celebrate in the ring and Gateman takes the mic from the announcer. Gateman says it feels good to be back on Carnage and he has no intentions in getting lost in the shuffle. Gateman said that Banks and Titan are going to pay for the way they treated his fiancée Michelle. Gateman then announces that he wants his Heavyweight title back and Michelle wants Envy to put hers on the line. Titan comes out wearing a Hawaiian shirt and tells Gateman the only reason he was champion is because he helped him during his matches. Titan said the only way Gateman will get another shot at the belt is if he can beat an opponent of his choice at the June 7 edition of WAR. Titan tells Gateman he will only reveal the opponent to him next week. Titan then books Michelle in a bikini contest next week against Envy to earn her shot at the Intergender Championship at Rampage.
During SIW Unlimited, Angel and Sonny Smith are discussion issues involving their match. They both agree that Cook will screw one of them. Angel claims that Cook has been bitter ever since he beat him at Wrestlefest.
The Ghost and Envy battled in a rematch for the Intergender Championship. Michelle comes out during the match and joins Mike “the Mic” and Travis on commentary. As Ghost delivers a devastating t-bone suplex off the top rop. The ref is knocked down in the process and Michelle decides to get involved. As Ghost goes to deliver the Cold Chill, Michelle nails him with a low blow an Envy delivers the Green Envy and pins him to retain the championship. After the match, Envy and Michelle get into a staredown and then both of them tell Titan to go to hell. The divas then hand out Hawaiian lei’s to everybody in the front seats.
On June 7, 2006, the SIW will present Wednesday War live on CBS. The classic event will feature members from both brands Brawl and Carnage. Several past SIW stars are also schedules to compete.
A.P.B took on their Rampage opponents Sean Pierce and Royal Ambassador in a non title match. Pierce and Royal dominated the tag champs until Pierce missed a clothesline and nailed his partner out of the ring. Ambassador was royally pissed and attacked Pierce. They battled all the way up the ramp and got themselves counted out. Will these two be able to co-exist at Rampage when the SIW Tag Team titles will be on the line. Klubber and Walker think it will be walk in the park.
A video package is shown for the next pay per view Rampage on May 28, 2006. Don’t miss all the top Carnage superstars live from the Ralph Engelstad Arena in North Dakota
The third match in the SIW North American Championship series was next. Aeson accompanied Stars to the ring. Grunge and JD Stars teamed up and totally annihilated Tim Smith at the beginning of the match. Grunge delivered the Grunganator and JD Stars leaped off the top rope with the Stars Reached. Grunge and JD think they got rid of Smith but Banks comes out and says that the match is suppose to be a triple threat and then tells them Aeson will replace Smith. JD tells Aeson not to do it but he responds by nailing him with a fist to his face. Grunge attacks Aeson from behind and all three competitors continue the match. Aeson ducks from JD’s flying elbow and he ends up nailing Grunge out of the ring. Aeson rolls up Stars from behind with a handful of tights and gets the upset win to tie the series 1-1-1.
For the first time ever, SIW CEO Trevor Derickson will be on TSN’s Off The Record with Michael Landsberg on June 6, 2006. Fans in the United States and from around the world can check out the recap at www.tsn.ca
After a short break, Mike and Travis announce that Thompson suffered a sever neck injury from Nutz’s legdrop through the table. NuTz is career will still be on the line at Rampage in a loser leaves the SIW match against Dark Tiger. An update concerning the SIW North American Championship was also made. The last match of the series will take place at Rampage with Aeson replacing Smith since he suffered a concussion from Grunge’s Grunganator.
During SIW Unlimited, a limo pulls up in the parking lot. Rumor has it that it’s non other than Kim Derickson Blair the former co-owner that hasn’t been seen since losing her share of the company.
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The ring was decorated for Titan’s Hawaiian party. Titan comes out accompanied by Banks and the new SIW Extreme Champion “Red Hot” Rikki Cook. They come out along with a dozen hula dancers. Titan and Banks gross out the crowd by taking off their shirts and shaking their fat rear ends. After drinking and dancing, Titan introduces the one and only Kim Derickson Blair but instead TJD and Liana Lewis come out and crash the anniversary party. TJD tells Titan and Banks that their both in trouble for hurting Liana’s feelings for promoting his ex wife on their show. Liana takes the mic and tells the co-gms that one of them is getting fired. Next week they will both choose a wrestler to represent them in a match at Rampage. If their competitor looses, they will get fired.
Angel and “The Assassin” Sonny Smith were introduced and the main event got underway with Rikki Cook as the match official. Angel and Sonny battled a spot at Rampage to fight Rikki Cook to determine a new SIW Heavyweight Champion. Sonny delivers an inverted neck breaker off the top rope to Angel and goes for a cover but the Crusader of the Light kicks out. Sonny whips Angel to the ropes and misses a drop kick and gets hit with the Atonement Spear. Angel covers but Sonny kicks out making him one of the few to ever do that. Angel locks in the Judgment Sharpshooter in the middle Of the ring but Smith managed to reach the ropes to break the hold. Titan and Banks decide to come out but A.P.B are right behind and beat them to a bloody pulp. Sonny and Angel continue this classic match, Rikki exits the ring and grabs the Extreme title. As Sonny whips Angel to the ropes, Rikki smacks his skull with the extreme belt. Sonny goes for a cover and Cook executes a lightning quick three count. After the match, Cook nailed Angel with the High Temperature and went to assault him with a folded steel chair but Sonny grabs it from behind and levels Cook is the face. Sonny helps up Angel and shakes his hand
With Carnage off the air, Sonny Smith said after he kicks Rikki’s ass at Rampage, his first title defense will be against Angel.
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Rikki Cook defeated "The Legend" Alex Thompson, NuTz & Dark Tiger to win the SIW Extreme Championship 10:01
Michelle & Brandon Gateman defeated Raditz, Elizabeth, Wynter & Serena - Handicap Match 8:00
The Ghost vs Env 1QA\y Championship - Re-Match
SIW Intergender Championship 6:00
A.P.B defeated Sean Pierce & Royal Ambassador via count out 7:02
Grunge and JD Stars defeated Tim Smith in the best of series for the SIW North American 9:15
“The Assassin” Sonny Smith pinned Angel 10:09
Axl Enslow & Juggalo J defeated Fake Vex & Fake Enigma - Extreme Rules
Heaven pinned Erica
General Manager: Kevin "Titan" McColl
Assistant General Manager: Greg Banks
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Bobby Glass, Frank Wellington
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD