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May 25, 2006
Cox Arena
San Diego, California

The Carnage superstars flew back from Hawaii and packed the Cox Arena in San Diego just three days before Rampage where Rikki Cook and Sonny Smith will battle for the SIW Heavyweight Championship. The program starts with Titan coming out and telling the fans that Banks or himself won’t be on Carnage next week. The fans go crazy and cheer at the announcement. Last week the co-gm’s were punished for hyping Carnage with an appearance by TJD’s ex wife Kim Blair. The million dollar princess Liana told them their careers will be on the line this Sunday when their chosen competitors battle for them to keep their jobs. Titan tells Banks that he’s got him beat at Rampage and calls out Brandon Gateman. Titan tells Gateman that if he doesn’t fight for him at Rampage he will fire him. Gateman agrees after Titan bribes him with a number one contenders match at WAR against non other than Matt Uzi. Banks surprises everyone by calling out Angel. Banks calls him out and orders him to represent him at the ppv. Banks pulls out a contract for a guaranteed title shot next week if he takes the job. Angel finally agrees and shakes hands with Gateman.

Juggalo J defeated Royal Ambassador via disqualification after Sean Pierce interfered. Royal and Pierce viciously assault Juggalo with steel chairs until the SIW Tag Team Champions A.P.B rush out and clean house. Royal tells A.P.B that their taking their titles this Sunday as they walk backstage. Walker and Klabanski take off their titles and tell them they don’t have to wait till Sunday and challenged them but Royal and Pierce refused.

During SIW Unlimited, a limo pulls up in the Cox Arena parking lot. Christina York is on the scene and knocks on the side window but no one answers her. As she walks away from the limo, a window comes down and a wine bottle is whipped at the wall. The windows goes back up quickly

After a quick break, Michelle and Envy came out for their bikini contest but they were dressed in their ring gear. Titan comes out and tells them to strip but out of nowhere, Envy nails him with a low blow from behind which makes him drop to his knees. Michelle nails the seven plus giant with a round house to his face which prompted security to come out. Envy and Michelle get the crowd laughing at Titan for getting his ass kicked by a couple of girls.

On June 7, 2006, the SIW will present Wednesday War live on CBS. The classic event will feature members from both brands Brawl and Carnage. Several past SIW stars are also schedules to compete.

NuTz and Dark Tiger battled in a brutal street just three days before their loser leaves match at Rampage. The match ended in a no contest after they were both ambushed by Alcoholics Anonymous, Armani Stylez and James Airington who made a surprise appearance on Carnage. They put both competitors in a dumpster and threw it off the entrance ramp. They crack open a couple bottles champagne and celebrate in the ring. Stylez & Airington lay out a challenge to anybody for a match at Wednesday War. The t.W.o’s theme is heard and out comes TJD accompanied by the rest of the t.W.o. TJD asks them what the hell their doing in his ring. TJD gives them a match that he describes as WAR they can’t win. On June 7, it will be Alcoholics Anonymous taking on Chris Macavedi and Mike London.

Gateman and Michelle cut a promo with Christina York. Gateman says he will fight to win at Rampage for himself not for Titan. He will fight to get a proper win over Angel and then move on and defeat Uzi at WAR to become the #1 contender for the SIW Heavyweight Championship. Michelle hyped her match with Gateman against Envy and Dr.Frank N Furter. Michelle claims that her and Envy respect each other but she’s going to send Envy a message by pinning her three days before the ppv where she will become the new SIW Intergender Champion.

A video package is shown for the next pay per view Rampage on May 28, 2006. Don’t miss all the top Carnage superstars live from the Ralph Engelstad Arena in North Dakota

Brandon Gateman & Michelle battled Envy and Dr. Frank N Furter in the next match. Gateman nails Frank with the BKO and goes for a cover but Envy distracts the referee but out of nowhere, Michelle nails her with a face buster and covers her but Envy counters into a little package only to get reversed back on her and Michelle picked up the big win. Michelle and Envy shake hands after a short stare down, Frank offers Gateman a hug but Brandon bumps knuckles instead. Jenny Kox comes out and offers Frank a hung and tells him he can show him why they named the arena after him.

For the first time ever, SIW CEO Trevor Derickson will be on TSN’s Off The Record with Michael Landsberg on June 6, 2006. Fans in the United States and from around the world can check out the recap at www.tsn.ca

Grunge, NA champ JD Stars and Aeson are bickering back and forth backstage but Grunge reminds them that although the final match of the North American Championship series is this Sunday, they have to work as a team if they want to beat Alpha & Omega. The series is all tied up at 1-1-1. This Sunday at Rampage will be the finals, who will walk out North American champion?

Brawl for All - For those that missed this week's Monday Night Brawl on the FX network

Banks comes to the ring and calls out the #1 contenders for the SIW Heavyweight championship, “The Assassin” Sonny Smith and SIW Extreme Champion “Red Hot” Rikki Cook. They sign their contract to fight at Rampage and made it official. Cook offers a handshake and Smith foolishly accepts and get nailed with a cheap shot low blow from Banks. Cook uses his title to hit Smith but he manages to avoid it and Cook nails Banks by mistake. Sonny and Cook engage in a fist fight in the middle of the ring but were eventually pulled apart by a dozen road agents and Polar’s security crew. This Sunday, Carnage will see a new champion crowned at Rampage.

Angel is looking at a monitor backstage and has a smirk on his face after watching Cook level Banks by error with a folded steel chair. Jessie tells him Alpha & Omega are going out next.

Grunge, JD Stars and Aeson surprisingly worked great as a team and dominated Alpha & Omega at the beginning of the match. Klubber and Walker battled with Aeson and Grunge on the outside and Angel nails JD with the Atonement Spear. Angel goes for the Salvation splash but is pushed off the top rope by Grunge. Late in the match, Klubber is knocked out of the ring after a devasting clostheline from Grunge. Walker is the legal man and nails Stars with a t-bone suplex and the referee gets crushed at the same time. Alpha & Omega are on the verge of getting the huge win but out of nowhere, Royal Ambassador and Sean Pierce come out and assault the SIW Tag Team Champions. Grunge nails Angel with the Grunganator and goes for a cover but Aeson pulls him off and covers him instead. Grunge pulls him off and Stars delivers the Stars Reached. Angel shocks everyone including Stars with a kick out. Aeson started hearing voices and snapped on his own partners. After slamming Grunge and JD’s heads together, Aeson picked up the win after delivering the Gorgoroth to the veteran Angel. As Grunge, JD and Aeson battled all over the arena, A.P.B scared off Royal and Pierce after Walker broke Ambassador’s royal scepter over his head and Klubber punched a chair back in Sean’s face. Don’t miss Rampage this Sunday as all the top Carnage supertars clash on PPV.

With Carnage off the air, Grunge, JD and Aeson and separated by tons of officials. Greg Banks comes out tells Angel he better not get his ass pinned this Sunday or he will make his professional and business life a living hell. Klubber and Walker hold Angel back but then decide to let him knock out Banks with a hard right hand. The fans give Alpha & Omega a standing ovation.

QUICK MATCH RESULTS
Juggalo J defeated Royal Ambassador w/Sean Pierce via DQ 5:54
NuTz fought Dark Tiger to a no contest 9:11
Brandon Gateman & Michelle defeated Dr.Frank N Furter & Envy 8:02
Grunge, Aeson & JD Stars defeated Alpha & Omega 13:00

DARK MATCHES
Raditz pinned Axl Enslow
Heaven fought Erica to a double count out

General Manager: Kevin "Titan" McColl
Assistant General Manager: Greg Banks
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Bobby Glass, Frank Wellington
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD

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