The show starts with an Extreme match between Metalgod and Harkie. Metalgod pulls out a roll of barbed wire from under the ring but from behind Harkie nails him with a knee to his back and Metalgod crashes intothe steel steps. Harkie wraps Metalgod in the barbed wire and levels him several times with a folded steel chair. A bloody Metalgod avoids getting whipped into the security wall by countering and Harkie ends up in the crowd. They fight all the way into the concession stands where Metalgod uses Harkie’s head to smash a pop corn machine. The fans start a “holy shit” chant as he drops Harkie through the candy bar and pins him to take the win. After the match, both are a bloody mess and Harkie is taken out on a stretcher
The fans start booing as the cameras focus on Damage Inc. members Drako, Darren Knight and SIW Champion Grunge & Chastity. The fans start chanting “you sold out” as Darren tries to cut a promo for his match against Sonny for the North American title. Drako tells Banks he’s going to regret putting him in a handicap match against Nate and Craig but no matter what they will not survive. Grunge tells Cervantes that he is nowhere near as good wrestler as he is and tonight he’s going to find out what it’s like to get a beating from the real champ on Carnage
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Mike “The Mic” gets really excited as the announcer introduces Chastity and Michelle for the scheduled diva whip cream match. Michelle clotheslines Chastity into the pool of whip cream and then jumps in by delivering a flying body press. Michelle starts hitting Chastity with lefts and rights until Chastity manages to fight back and drops her with a neck breaker. Chastity covers but Michelle kicks out just in time. Half way through the match, Chastity has wardrobe malfunction as her left breast popped out after Michelle’s devastating suplex. He fans love it but it’s Chastity that gets the last laugh as she nails Michelle with the Grunganator and pins her to take the win
Carnage General Manager Greg Banks comes to the ring and announces that next week on Carnage, his newest signing Spade will make his debut. Banks says he has high expectations for the talented youngster and then presents a video package on the Trevortron
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The # 1 contender for the SIW Championship Natedawg comes out for his match and annoucnes that he accepts Duane Doogan’s challenge at Wednesday WAR. If Doogan wins then they will make Summersonic a triple threat for the SIW Championship. If Doogan looses he can never compete for the SIW Championship ever again. Ragin’ Craig comes out and reminds everyone that he is the money in the bank holder and he can cash in at anytime, even at Summersonic. Out of nowhere, he’s attacked by Drako and Natedawg slides out of the ring and helps his unlikely partner. Nate and Craig drag Drako to the ring and double team him. Craig delivers a running power slam and covers but Drako kicks out. Nate then delivers an even stronger running powerslam and covers but Drako stays in the match by putting one leg on the bottom rope. They take turns beating the hell out of Drako until they are annihilated by SIW champion Grunge and Darren Knight with steel chairs. Knight drops Craig with the Direct Hit on a steel chair and Grunge drops Nate with the Grunganator on the other chair. Drako may have lost the match by DQ but Damage Inc. raise their arms in victory none the less as Craig and Nate lay unconscious
Jessica White is backstage with the 2007 Carnage Trophy winner, Lightweight and Tag Team champion Gabriel Cervantes along with his brother/manager Miguel Cervantes. Jessica asks him if he’s afraid of going out to fight Grunge in the main event tonight after witnessing what happened to Nate and his tag team partner. Gab says that he’s not worried because he’s got his brother to watch his back. SIW North American champion Sonny Smith appears and says that Damage Inc. must be stopped and offers to team up with Definition next week to take on Damage Inc.
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The next match is a triple threat between Gateman, Doogan and Impulse. Last week Gateman and Doogan teased a Collision Course return when Gateman helped his former partner from getting destroyed by Affirmative Action. Doogan and Gateman teach Impulse a lesson as the match becomes a two on one instead of a triple threat. Doogan and Gateman deliver massive corner clotheslines one after another. Doogan covers but Impulse kicks out. Gateman then delivers a superplex and covers but Impulse kicks out again. Gateman delivers the BKO and covers but Doogan pulls him out of the ring and then covers Impulse instead and win the match. Gateman is stunned as Doogan celebrates after throwing Impulse out of the ring. Gateman kicks Impulse a few times to take out some frustration before heading backstage
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After a short break, Impulse and Natedawg walk into Greg office and demand he do something about what happened to them tonight. Nate wants a chance to get even with Damage Inc and wants Banks to force Collision Course to team up for one night so Affirmative Action can kick their ass. Banks tells Nate the best way to get even with Damage Inc. is by taking away Grunge’s championship. Banks then announces that next week on Carnage, we will see Collision Course team up for one night only as they take on Affirmative Action
The next match is the blockbuster match for the SIW North American Champion as Darren “Direct Hit” Knight takes on “The Assassin” Sonny Smith. Last week, Sonny was attacked by Knight as he declared he wanted the NA title and Sonny was his next target. Before the match, Sonny said that Darren will not hit his target tonight and he’s going to do everything to retain. Knight and Smith start the match as soon as the bell rings and the match is intense back and forth action from start to finish. Smith delivers a DDT and then applies the Loc Jaw in the middle of the ring early in the match but Knight fights his way to the ropes to break the hold. Knight kicks Smith in the head a few times and then applies a chin lock which becomes more like a choke hold. Smith elbows his way out and then whips Knight to the ropes but misses a clothesline and Knight drops him with the side effect. Knight delivers a fisherman suplex and goes for the pin but Smith kicks out. The fans start booing as Knight climbs the top rope but out of nowhere Smith jumps up and nails him with lefts and rights before delivering a fall away slam off the top rope. Both men are down and hurt but Smith manages to reach over but only gets a two count. Coming off the ropes both competitors level each other with a double clothesline. The referee starts the ten count as both men are down. Their both up at eight and out of nowhere Knight levels Smith with spear an then delivers the Direct Hit and pins Smith to win the SIW North American Championship. After the match, Drako and SIW Champion Grunge come to the ring to celebrate the huge victory. With Knight’s victory over Smith, this makes SIW Women’s Champion Xtina on Brawl the longest reigning champion in the SIW. Both Xtina and Sonny won their titles at Unhallowed Desires in October 2006
After the match, Jessica White gets a few words from Sonny Smith who is upset about the loss but admits as much as he hates Knight’s new attitude, he’s one of the greatest wrestlers he’s ever fought. Smith says that he’s looking forward to next week because Banks has sanctioned a 6 man tag team match. It will be Sonny Smith and Definition taking on Damage Inc. to find out who really dominates Carnage. Smith is entitled to a rematch and will use it at Wednesday War
After a short commercial break, Greg Banks receives a phone call and he seems very nervous and his face turns red. Banks screams at the person not to come back and then hangs up on them. Who could it possibly be? Angel? Enigma? Khristian Call? We should find out next Friday when Carnage invades Germany
The main event is next as Gabriel Cervantes takes on SIW champion Grunge in a no dq, no count out match. Cervantes proves that he’s more than a lightweight superstar as he dominates Grunge at the beginning of the match. Grunge is tied in between the ropes and Cervantes delivers a massive drop kick to the SIW Champion’s head. Cervantes goes for another but Grunge gets out of the ropes and moves out of the way. Grunge kicks Cervantes in the ribs as he’s tangled in the ropes this time. They fight all the way up the entrance ramp where Grunge goes to whip Cervantes into the Carnage sign but Cervantes reverses and send Grunge face first into the sign. Grunge back body drops Cervantes over the edge and he lands on the concrete ground. Late in the match, Grunge goes to the outside and punches out the time keeper and takes the ring bell. He goes to nail Gabriel but from behind Miguel takes the bell away from him. Grunge goes to hit Miguel but from behind Cervantes rolls him up and picks up the huge win. As Drako and Darren Knight come out holding black baseball bats, Grunge tells the referee to reverse his decision because the Cervantes brothers cheated. The referee refuses to reverse the decision and Grunge drops him with the Grunganator. The fans boo as Miguel and Gab are assaulted by Drako and Knight with baseball bat shots to their bodies until Smith and Craig run out and clear the ring. Damage Inc are at the top of the ramp looking at the chaos they created and Grunge announces that next week is Damage Inc. appreciation night and everyone better be at their very best because the losers of every match will get beaten down by Damage Inc. The show ends as Damage Inc claims Trevor or Banks don’t own Carnage, Damage Inc does
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
DARK MATCHES
General Manager: Greg Banks
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Metalgod pinned Harkie - Extreme Rules 10:44
Chastity defeated Michelle in a whip cream match 10:01
Natedawg & Ragin’ Craig defeated Drako via DQ 9:01
Duane Doogan defeated Brandon Gateman & Impulse –Triple Threat Match 12:02
Darren Knight pinned Sonny Smith to win the SIW North American Championship 13:11
Gabriel Cervantes pinned Grunge 12:44
Trent Jordan pinned Jonathan Downs
Johnny Jobber pinned Shane Ballance
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Bobby Glass, Rick Martin
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD