US Bank Arena
Cincinnati, Ohio
Greg Banks comes out at the beginning of the program and announces that he has hired a new bodyguard. He calls out none other than SIW veteran Ryan “NuTz” Brown. NuTz stands behind Banks as he reminds the fans that Carnage is the brand of opportunity and would like to make peace with Alpha & Omega by apologizing for his recent behavior. Banks calls them out and said he’s sorry their a bunch of fools for coming out. Out of nowhere, they are assaulted by Aeson, Bastion and Cook. Several road agents and officials come out to break up the chaos. A.P.B challenges them to a 6 man tag match next week and they accept.
Last week during the 5 way ladder match for the SIW North American Championship, Vex made his anticipated return to the SIW by taking out Fake Vex in the match. Fake Vex and Fake Enigma told Banks they can beat the imposter which led to a handicap match this week. Vex dominates Fake Enigma and Fake Vex. He levels them with a double clothesline and then delivers a t-bone suplex to Enigma. Fake Vex charges him but Vex responds with a hard right hand to his jaw which knocks out one of his teeth. Vex pins Fake Enigma after delivering the Cradle of Death in the middle of the ring. Vex celebrated after the match nailed both of them with a double DDT on the entrance ramp.
Snake and A.P.B are standing back as Titan trashes the locker room. Titan says that Banks is a little backstabbing pussy and said he’s going to crush him and his faggot bodyguard NuTz. Nobody could calm Titan down except Heaven Lee. A.P.B said that she might as well join Alpha & Omega to keep the friendly giant under control. Heaven accepts only if Lucy her dog can join as well.
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Scott Bastion made his entrance accompanied by Melanie and gets booed extremely loud. Brandon Gateman got a mixed reaction from the Cincinnati crowd as he made his entrance. Bastion wastes no time and attacks the former Heavyweight Champion before the bell rings. They delivered a great back and forth match which almost ended when Scott delivered a reverse death valley driver and covered but Gateman kicked out. Bastion continued to dominate but out of a sudden, Gateman caught him by surprise and hit the BKO. Gateman covers and picks up the huge win. Aeson and Cook come out after the match and they assault Gateman until the champion Sonny Smith rushes out with a folded steel chair and smashes it over Bastion’s head and clears the ring. Smith turns to check on Gateman and out of nowhere BKO.
During SIW Unlimited, Christina York caught up with Brandon Gateman after his match. She asked him why he hit the SIW Heavyweight Champion with the BKO after he saved him from a beating. Gateman said he didn’t ask for help and he doesn’t need friends like Sonny Smith. Gateman said that Aeson, Bastion and Cook have only proved they need three of them to take on one Brandon Gateman. He guarantees to take Smith’s title away from him next week Florida.
Michelle and Heaven Lee battled in a rematch for the SIW Intergender championship. Michelle was on the way to victory last week until her ex Gateman got involved. There are no plans for them to get back together. Heaven and Michelle delivered a great match as usual but things start to get ugly midway. On the outside, Michelle whips Heaven into the steel steps and kicks her in the head several times. Titan seems concerned about Heaven and out of nowhere Michelle hits him with a low blow. Michelle gets into the ring to break the count and continues her assault on the outside. Michelle sets her up in the commentary table and leaps off the top with a leg drop and crashes thru Lee and the table. The crowd starts a “holy shit” chant as the referee calls the match a double count out as both divas are left motionless.
Christina York came to the ring for an exclusive interview with the Sexy Slayer Envy. The fans gave her a standing ovation as she made her way to ringside wearing a Carnage t-shirt. York asked her if the rumors about joining Alpha & Omega are true, Envy denies them. She asked if she was joining Bastion, Cook and Aeson, Envy denies those rumors also. Envy said that she’s leaving Carnage and takes off her Carnage shirt only to reveal a t.W.o t-shirt. The fans start booing and chanting “you sold out”.
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Aeson took on Snake in a rematch for the SIW North American Championship. Aeson hits a big boot to Snake face and then goes for a leg drop oft the second ropes but Snake moves out of the way. Snake hits a belly to belly suplex and covers but Aeson kicks out. Snake continues to dominate and Aeson gets frustrated. He throws a chair in the ring and and then throws in the ring bell. Snake jumps to the outside and hits Aeson with a suicide dive. They continue to battle on the outside until the referee gets them back in the ring. Snake avoided a massive clothesline and then hits Aeson with a DDT. Snake quickly delivers the Snake Bomb and pins him to retain the championship. After the match, Snake was handed the title but from the crowd comes out Vex who attacks the champion and levels him with the Cradle of Death. Vex tells Snake he wants his ass in the ring next week.
Terror Soule and Grunge are getting a pep talk from Greg Banks backstage before the next match as they take on A.P.B for the SIW Tag Team Championship. Banks tells them that A.P.B’s reign must come to an end at any cost.
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During SIW Unlimited, dozens of officials and road agents are busy trying to break up a brawl between SIW Heavyweight Champion Sonny Smith and Brandon Gateman. Moments later, Aeson, Cook and Bastion assault both Smith and Gateman. Polar was forced to send out his whole security team to break this one up.
After a short break the main event was next as Outlaws Inc. Terror Soule and Grunge take on SIW Tag Team Champions A.P.B. who were accompanied by Titan. Walker started the match against Grunge. Walker whips Grunge in the corner and hits a corner splash. Off the ropes Grunge levels him with a clothesline. Midway through the match, Klubber and Grunge battle on the outside and Soule gets involved. Soule attacks Klubber but he’s thrown into the security wall by Titan. Banks sends out NuTz to assault Titan. Grunge nails Klubber with the Grunganator in the middle of the ring and covers but then the lights dim and from the crowd we see Natedawg and Maurice Bad come down to the ring and assault Grunge. Bad applies the Bad Lock to Grunge as Natedawg takes out Soule with the Gangstanator. Referee Wayne Cashmere calls the match a DQ in favor of Outlaws Inc.
With Carnage off the air, Natedawg and Maurice leave ringside as A.P.B look on with a smile on their faces. Did Affirmative Action leave the t.W.o and Brawl and join Carnage? Are they in cahoots with Alpha & Omega? We hope to get more news on the situation.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
DARK MATCHES
General Manager: Greg Banks
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Vex defeated Fake Vex & Fake Enigma in a handicap match 2:00
Brandon Gateman pinned Scott Bastion 6:55
Michelle fought Heaven Lee to a double count out 5:03
Snake pinned Aeson to retain the SIW North American Championship 7:02
Outlaws Inc. defeated A.P.B via DQ 11:01
"The Ironman" Craig Rodger pinned Dr. Frank N Furter
Juggalo J pinned Rikki Cook
JaeVeLi pinned James Muret
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Bobby Glass, Frank Wellington, Wayne Cashmere
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
