Hartford Civic Center
Hartford, Connecticut
Carnage starts live from Hartford with Grunge taking on Rikki Cook and Juggalo J to determine a #1 contender for the SIW Extreme Championship. Grunge pulls out a ladder and nails Juggalo in the ribs and then smashes the ladder in Cook’s face. Grunge delivers the Grunganator to Juggalo on a steel chair on the entrance ramp and pins him to win the match. Grunge gets a good pop from the crowd as he celebrates in the ring. Grunge tells everyone including Juggalo that he and Terror Soule decided that Outlaws Inc. will be on hiatus until further notice.
SIW Intergender Champion Heaven Lee is looking for Lucy Fur backstage. She asks several staff members if they seen her dog but no one had a clue where Lucy was. Chief of Security Polar then comes up to her and tells her that he saw Dr. Frank carrying Lucy to his locker room earlier on. Heaven starts to panic and heads back down the hall.
Next match was a triple threat between Maurice Bad, JaeVeli and Zero Thomas. JaeVeli dominates until Bad and Thomas decide to double team him. JaeVeli avoids a double clothesline and slips out of the ring. Out from the back comes Shocker who sends JaeVeli into the steel steps. Back in the ring, Maurice has Thomas in the Bad Lock and steals this one by submission. Natedawg comes and joins Bad and Shocker as they beat down JaeVeli and Thomas. Affirmative Action stands in the ring as a dominate team they used to be and Natedawg says that Sonny Smith is his next victim and he’s finally going to win the SIW Heavyweight Championship.
On August 16, 2006, the SIW will present Wednesday War live on CBS for a second time. The classic event will feature members from both brands Brawl and Carnage.
Christina York interview one half of the SIW Tag Team champions Sylk Walker and asked him about what happened last week. Walker says that Klubber has been stressed out recently and he hasn’t seen him since last Thursday. York reminds him of his big title defense later against Asylum members Scott Bastion and Aeson. Walker said that he will have to take them on solo but then a FedEx worker finds Walker and makes him sign for a package. Walker opens it and he finds Klubber’s Tag title and his Extreme title with a note saying Walker is on his own from now on.
SIW North American Champion Snake and Vex come to the ring for their contract signing at Summersonic where Snake will put the title on the line. They start talking about stipulations but then GM Greg Banks comes out accompanied by NuTz and tells them that he’s in charge of booking. Banks says that he’s sick of seeing them at each others throat so at Summersonic he’ll give them a stip. They will put their bodies on the line in a anything goes Mall Brawl. Vex says that’s nice for the ppv but what about Carnage? Vex nails the champion with a vicious head butt and then throws him out of the ring. Vex continues the assault until Banks can get enough security out to break it up.
The Asylum make their entrance and shake hands with Banks as they pass him by on the ramp. As Walker makes his entrance with the three titles, Banks tells the sound guys to cut his music. Banks says in the interest of fairness he found a new partner for Walker so he stands a chance at keeping the tag titles. His partner was not what he expected, Johnny Jobber is announced as he made his Carnage return. Aeson and Bastion start laughing as Walker starts the match by flipping Bastion into the ring. Walker takes the early lead in the match and nails Bastion with a running powerslam. Bastion counters a whip and sends Walker into the corner as he tags in Aeson. As walker and Aeson battle in the ring, Bastion attacks Johnny on the outside and drops him with a DDT. Late in the match, Jobber is getting destroyed by Bastion while Aeson battles with Walker on the outside. Bastion gets the upset win via pin fall after hitting Jobber with the Elysium. Bastion and Aeson can’t believe they just defeated the longest reigning champions of all time.
After the match, Walker and GM Greg Banks argue about the outcome of the match and Banks tells him he can’t reverse the decision. Banks then tells him that he has an update for his involvement with Summersonic. He said that TJD called him and notified him that it will be Renegade, Metalgod, Walker and Grunge in a four way title unification match for the hardcore and extreme titles. Walker agrees but says he’s keeping the title since Klubber no showed. Banks says on one condition, he has to defend it next week against Grunge
A video package is shown for the next pay per view Summersonic on July 30, 2005. Don’t miss all the top Monday Night Brawl & Carnage superstars live from the Home Depot Center in Carson, California for the hottest event of the summer!.
Heaven Lee walks into Dr.Frank’s locker room and catches him in bed with Lucy Fur. Frank says it’s not what it looks like, just because they slept in the same bed doesn’t mean they had sex. Heaven is disgusted and tells him she’ll rip his balls off if he ever touches Lucy again. Frank suggests that they have a match for Lucy and Heaven accepts so he can back off when she kicks his ass again.
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Christina York comes to interview Michelle and her masked friend. The fans boo as Michelle comes out accompanied by her friend. York asks who it is but they refuse to reveal the identity right away. Michelle says she was wrong about Xander, he’s not a man that can get the job done so she got a real man to take out her ex Brandon Gateman. Michelle continues to run her mouth about Gateman and Xander but then Brandon Gateman comes out and runs to the ring. Michelle jumps out and takes a hockey stick from under the ruing and throws it to the masked person. As Gateman slides in the ring, the masked person breaks the stick on his head and then delivers the Cyclone. Michelle pulls off his mask and it’s none other than “The Indestructible” Ian Bishop. The crowd strangely cheers Bishop and Michelle as Gateman receives medical attention.
Asylum members Aeson, Bastion and Cook are celebrating their huge win for the SIW Tag Team titles as Banks walks in with NuTz behind him and congratulates them. Banks said that their first title defense will be at Summersonic but he doesn’t know who their opponents are yet. Aeson and Bastion look at each other and smile before telling Banks they had a team in mind. They start telling Banks about their idea as the cameras go back to ringside.
Snake and Vex battle all the way out of the arena and the Hartford authorities are called. Both of them are arrested for disturbing the peace. Vex demands that they put Snake in the same cell as him but the police don’t seem interested in his orders and shove them in the back of different squad cars.
Travis Dunns catches up with Ian Bishop and Michelle backstage and the SIW veteran says it’s great to be back on the biggest stage in spots entertainment. Bishop challenges Gateman at Summersonic and he’s going to make him pay for treating Michelle like a piece of shit. Michelle’s pats him on the shoulder and says that Banks has already sanctioned the match last week so it’s a done deal
Natedawg was dressed in his classic ring attire and a chance to make history as he took on “The Assasin” Sonny Smith for the SIW Heavyweight Championship. Bad and Shocker take on commentary during this match. Smith hits a flying body press and covers but Nate kicks out. Nate avoids a corner splash and hits the champ with a vicious standing clothesline. Nate delivers the Gangstanator and covers but he takes a little too long to cover and Smith kicks out. As the match goes to the outside, SIW Tag Team Champions Aeson and Bastion come out and attack Bad and Shocker at commentary. They attack Nate and ruin this great match. The referee calls for the bell and awards the match to Natedawg via disqualification. Bad and Shocker battle Aeson and Bastion thru the crowd as Natedawg continues his assault on Smith. Natedawg wants to use the ring bell but to everyone’s surprise, Matt Uzi rushes out carrying a steel chair and swings it at Nate but he moves and Uzi busts the champion wide open with a chair shot to his skull by accident. Uzi stares down at bloody Sonny Smith as Carnage goes off the air
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
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Grunge defeated Rikki Cook & Juggalo J to become the #1 contender for the SIW Extreme Championship 5:54
Maurice Bad defeated Zero Thomas & JaeVeli 6:59
Scott Bastion & Aeson defeated Sylk Walker & Johnny Jobber to win the SIW Tag Team championship 7:15
Natedawg defeated Sonny Smith via DQ 12:01
Xander Morton pinned Craig Rodger
General Manager: Greg Banks
Announcing Team: Katie Mysfit, Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Bobby Glass, Frank Wellington, Wayne Cashmere
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
