MGM Grand
Las Vegas, Nevada.
Just four days after the highly successful Summersonic pay per view, Carnage invades the MGM Grand for the first time in history. The show starts with a 6 way ladder match between Zero Thomas, Johnny Jobber, Michelle, Dr. Frank, Juggalo J & Heaven Lee. Frank comes out accompanied by Heaven’s dog Lucy and is attacked by Heaven during his entrance. Juggalo J nails Jobber with a DDT on a ladder but then out of nowhere Thomas levels him with a reverse neck breaker. Heaven Lee manages to retain the championship but as she climbs the ladder and reaches the title, Frank takes Lucy and runs backstage. Heaven goes running after him but she’s tripped by Michelle. Officials and several road agents are called out to break up the fight.
Carnage general manager Greg Banks comes out to a great crowd reception and hypes the next Carnage brand pay per view Global Warning. Banks then boldly calls out the biggest free agent at the moment, “The Living Dead” Duane Doogan. The lights go dim as Doogan makes his way to the ring. After a little stare down, they shake hands and Banks announces that he had planned on getting rid of Uzimania from quite some time. Banks goes to announce that Doogan has signed with Carnage but Doogan takes the mic and tells him that he hasn’t decided with brand he wants to conquer yet. They are interrupted by former Heavyweight champion Brandon Gateman who stands at the top of the ramp and tells Doogan that he’s not afraid of him or anybody else in the SIW and challenges him to a match at Global Warning. Doogan accepts and tells him he has a surprise for him. From behind Bishop accompanied by Michelle assaults Gateman but then Snake rushes out and whips Bishop into the Carnage sign. Next we see SIW North American champion Vex come out and levels Snake and Gateman with steel chair shots to their heads.
The owner of the biggest ego on the Carnage roster Mike London cuts a promo with Christina York and hypes his open challenge match that was answered by Tony Viction & current SIW Hardcore/Extreme champion Grunge. London pinches York’s ass and she slaps him. London says deep down inside he knows she liked it and wants to get it on with the “Natural Champion” London is then confronted by Grunge who tells him to be a champion you must have a belt. Grunge wearing the hardcore belt holds the Extreme title in his face and we see the letters EBW spray painted on it.
On August 16, 2006, the SIW will present Wednesday War live on CBS for a second time. The classic event will feature members from both brands Brawl and Carnage. Metalgod vs Grunge for the undisputed hardcore/extreme championship has been added to the card.
Scott Bastion and Aeson get a rematch for the SIW Tag Team championship against Affirmative Action. Bastion hits Natedawg with the Elysium and goes for a cover but the referee is down and out. Maurice has Aeson in the Bad Lock but he’s taken down by Bastion with a bulldog. Natedawg deliberately nails Aeson in the head with his tag belt and gets himself disqualified. Mike “The Mic” calls them geniuses because Affirmative Action doesn’t have to win the match, they have nothing to prove because they are the champs. Both teams continue to battle until Banks comes out and tells them that were going to find out at Global Warning just who is the best tag team in the SIW. It’s going to be Affirmative Action defending the titles against Aeson & Scott Bastion in a tag team dumpster match
A video tribute for the “Greatest One” Matt Uzi is played on the Bankstron. Uzi suffered severe burns at Summersonic at the hands of Duane Doogan. The SIW wishes nothing but the best for the Uzi family during these hard times. A.B.A suffered similar injuries on Monday Night Brawl and will be out of action indefinitely.
Snake and Brandon Gateman cut a promo for their big tag match in the main event against SIW North American champion Vex and Ian Bishop. Gateman says he can’t wait to get his hands on Bishop and not only out wrestle him, but he will also beat the living hell out of him and Michelle better stay out of it. Snake says that there is someone that he hates even more than Vex and that’s the washed up, loud mouth idiot called Mike London. Snake says he doesn’t give a shit about his #1 contender match because the winner has to go through him next week.
A video package is shown for the next pay per view Global Warning on August 27, 2006. Don’t miss all the top Carnage superstars live from the Alltel Arena in North Little Rock, Arkansas!
The next match is Mike London’s Open challenge against Tony Viction and Grunge and the special stipulation is falls count anywhere. Grunge stays in charge of the match until Viction and London work as a team and hit Grunge with a double clothesline out of the ring. As the match continues, a fan takes off his sunglasses and hat and it’s none other than Metalgod. Grunge gets back to his feet and tastes steel as Metalgod whips him into the ring steps. Metalgod hits the Godbomb in the middle of the entrance ramp. London and Viction battle all the way into the backstage area. London smashes Viction’s skull on the cement wall and then sets up a chair on top of two crates. London suplexes Viction through the chair and bends it in half. London pins him to win the match.
During SIW Unlimited, Mike London is partying backstage with several strippers and then leaves with them in a limo. We see London has a clone of Derickson’s Mastercard and tells the girls that their going to party all night long in Vegas. Inside the limo is $2000 dollar bottles of old age wine all charged to the CEO’s account.
After a commercial break, SIW Heavyweight Champion Sonny Smith makes his way to the ring and gets a standing ovation. Smith said that even though he lost at the pay per view he’s still the champion and it was an honor to fight an SIW legend. The champ says he’s interested in that four way match at WAR between the greatest wrestlers to never win the world championship and wishes them good luck because the winner may become his next victim. Smith says that Gateman is not the only one that’s not afraid of Duane Doogan, Smith then challenges Doogan to a match next week on Carnage.
Smith joins mike and Travis at commentary as Snake & Gateman have their work cut out for them as they take on SIW North American champion Vex and SIW veteran Ian Bishop in tag action in the main event. Vex sends Snake flying into the turnbuckles with a sling shot and the referee gets knocked out of the ring at the same time. Gateman nails Bishop with the BKO and covers but the referee is still out and Vex pulls him out of the ring and powerslams him through the commentary table. Snake jumps off the top rope to the outside and goes for flying body cross but Vex catches him with a hip toss and sends him crashing into the security wall. The match ends with Bandon hitting Bishop with the BKO but hes pulled out of the ring by Vex but Gateman tags in Snake without Vex seeing. Snake covers Bishop and steals the win.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
DARK MATCHES
General Manager: Greg Banks
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Heaven Lee wins the 6 way ladder match to retain the SIW Intergender Championship 7:15
Bastion & Aeson defeated Affirmative Action via DQ 7:01
Mike London defeated Tony “The Bull” Viction & Grunge – triple threat open challenge 8:04
Snake & Brandon Gateman defeated Ian Bishop & Vex 14:21
Young Flip pinned "The Ironman" Craig Rodger
Announcing Team: Katie Mysfit, Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Bobby Glass, Frank Wellington, Wayne Cashmere
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
