Rose Quarter
Portland, Oregon
Carnage starts with the new SIW Champion coming to the ring to celebrate his huge victory at Summersonic against Drako and Ragin’ Craig. Natedawg announces that he will give Ragin’ Craig his rematch at Global Warning and will prove that his win was not a fluke and Carnage has started a new era with the Street Soldier as SIW champion. Nate talks about his journey to the SIW championship and then all of a sudden, “Miller” flashes on the Trevortron. Natedawg gets annoyed and calls out whoever is screwing around. When nobody comes out, the new SIW champion goes backstage to talk to the video team
"The Innovator" Michael Gaze takes on Definition member Miguel Cervantes in the first match in his televised debut. Cervantes gets a near fall early in the match after delivering a Snapmare to a kick to the spine to a bounce off the ropes Shining Wizard but Gaze kicks out. After dominating most of the match, Cervantes is shocked after Gaze delivers a diving clothesline and then pins him after delivering the Innovative Central. After the match, Gaze celebrates his first televised win with the Portland fans
On August 26, 2007, Carnage presents Global Warning on pay per view live from the Bell Center in Montreal, Quebec!
Spade sets up a pre match trick for the audience. There is a standing glass mirror in the middle of the ring. Spade knocks on it 3 times and spins it for the audience to see that it is solid. Spade the sticks one leg through the mirror, then the other then the rest of his body. The audience claps in amazement when out of nowhere Liana rushes the ring. She grabs Spade and throws him through the mirror causing it to shatter, leaving Spade a bloodied mess on the matt. Liana pins him to steal the win
SIW Champion Natedawg is backstage in the video room. He asks who the head technician is and some guy Pat says he’s in charge. Natedawg punches him out and tells him the next time he’s interrupted by a stupid video he’s going to drop him with a Ganstanator. Nate looks at the rest of the staff members and tells them that warning goes for all of them
After a commercial break, Jessica White is backstage with the current SIW Extreme Champion Asylum who defeated Metalgod at Summersonic in a thumbtack match to retain his title. Tonight Asylum takes on the former North American and Heavyweight champion Sonny Smith in a triple threat for his title. Asylum says that everyone knows that he can beat Metalgod in any type of match but a win over a former NA/HW champ could possibly open the door to future opportunities on Carnage
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Smith and Asylum battle for the SIW Extreme championship. Their fight doesn't last long as Metalgod comes out and levels both of them with a barbed wired 2 x 4. After seeing the bloody mess, the referee calls the match a no contest. Metalgod holds the extreme title and tells the fans that the title belongs to him
The cameras are backstage in the parking lot and a limo arrives. It’s none other than the newest alliance on Carnage, Fight Knight. Glenn Kirby and SIW North American champion Darren Knight step out of their limo accompanied by Michelle and get a standing ovation from the Portland crowd. “Fight Knight “ chants are heard as the duo are escorted into the building. DDHK will defend the North American title in a triple threat against Brandon Gateman and Johnny Ringo
Drako’s Corner is next and his guests are none other than his tag team partner Grunge and the Carnage general manager Greg Banks. Grunge and Drako tell Banks there is no chance in hell they are dressing up in drag for their match tonight against Definition. Banks reminds them that he is the boss and if he says that they will dress in drag then that’s what they are going to do or else they are fired. Grunge grabs Banks from behind and Drako punches him in his stomach. Banks is struggling to breathe as Drako goes to hit him again but out of nowhere, SIW Tag Team Champions Ragin’ Craig and Gabriel Cervantes run to the ring and attack Grunge and Drako and throw them out of the ring. Damage Inc point at Definitions tag titles as they slowly walk backstage
This week in Carnage history..........
July 21, 2005 Fleet Center | Boston, Massachusetts – Gavin Payne pinned “Red Hot” Rikki Cook in a champion vs champion match
Mike “The Mic” and Travis Dunns hype the tag team main event with Damage Inc and Definition. SIW Champion Natedawg will be the special guest referee. Travis Dunns announces that next weeks edition of Carnage will be his last. Dunns has accepted a scouting position within the company. Dunns has been a SIW commentator for the last ten years. There is no information as to who will be his replacement behind the mic on Friday nights
Actor/Comedian Adam Sandler is in attendance and is one of the biggest SIW fans in the world. Sandler says that he can't wait to see those clowns in Damage Inc dressed in drag lose their match against Definition
Bernardo and Johnny Ringo make their entrance. Ringo tells Knight Kirby is so bad he was better off with Damage Inc. Bernardo shows footage on the Trevortron from Road To Glory 2004 where Kirby and Rico became the world tag team champions. Ringo says it was Rico that pinned Phillip from Bad Breed and won the titles. Kirby was useless in every team he’s ever been in. Angel was the man in Angel Authority and the late Inferno was the man in Super Patriots. Bernardo tells Knight both are gone and either dead or washed up and the same can happen to him is he hangs around with Kirby. Brandon Gateman cuts them off and gets into a stare down with Ringo until the referee gets in between the two competitors. The arena explodes as Fight Knight make their entrance accompanied by Michelle. Knight nails Gateman with a hard right and then Ringo levels Knight with a clothesline. As Ringo kicks the champ in the corner, Gateman grabs Michelle by her arm and goes to hit her but Kirby attacks him from behind and whips him into the ring post. Bernardo spits in Kirby’s face and is chases all the way backstage. Back in the ring, Gateman and Ringo double team DDHK and then we see Michael Gaze come out and helps them beat down the champ and then Queen Liana comes out and levels Michelle with a DDT on the entrance ramp and leaves her motionless. The referee calls the match a DQ in DDHK’s favor but Gateman and Ringo don’t care as they continue to assault DDHK. Kirby comes back only to see his partner bloodied. Gateman, Queen Liana, Ringo, Gaze and Bernardo hold their hands up in victory and announce that The Elite Alliance rules Carnage, not Fight Knight, not Definition and certainly not Damage Inc
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After a short break, Jessica White is backstage with Kirby and DDHK and they don’t seem impressed at what happened tonight. Kirby challenges Ringo and Gateman to a tag team match next week on Carnage against Fight Knight. Out of nowhere, Fight Knight and Michelle are assaulted again by The Elite Alliance. Queen Liana even atatcks Jessica White and whips her into the Carnage background sign and knocks her out. Can anyone stop the Elite Alliance?
Damage Inc takes on Definition dressed in drag in the main event for the SIW Tag Team Championship with SIW Champion Natedawg as guest referee. As the bell rings, Grunge kicks Craig in his bad knee and then delivers a side slams and covers but Craig kicks out. Drako and Grunge show experience with frequent tagging and stay in control of the match until Drako misses a flying knee in the corner and Craig tags in Gabriel. Gab lifts up Drako skirt and the crowd laughs hysterically. Cervantes whips Drako to the ropes and deliver a drop kick and covers but Drako kicks out. Gab misses a clothesline and Drako delivers the Drako kick and covers but Craig breaks the count. Grunge pulls Craig off the apron and whips him into the security wall and clotheslines him into the crowd. Miguel gets involved and starts brawling with Grunge on the outside. Grunge uses one of his high heels and hits Miguel in his left eye with it. Drako and hits Gabriel with the Last In Line and covers but Craig is the legal man and is counted out by Natedawg. Damage Inc win the match but a title cannot change hands by disqualification or count out. Grunge continues to fight Miguel and they brawl all the way backstage. Drako battles Cervantes in the ring. Natedawg sees Craig in pain and decides with smash a folded steel chair on his injured knee several times as the show ends
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
DARK MATCHES
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"The Innovator" Michael Gaze pinned Miguel Cervantes – 10:02
Queen Liana pinned Spade 0:32
Asylum fought Sonny Smith to a no contest - SIW Extreme Championship 12:40
Darren Knight defeated Johnny Ringo & Brandon Gateman via DQ 11:11
Damage Inc. defeated Definition via DQ 12:43
Jonathan Downs pinned Johnny Jobber
General Manager: Greg Banks
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Bobby Glass, Rick Martin
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
