Fargodome
Fargo, North Dakota
Carnage starts with co-gm NuTz walking into his office only to meet Trevor Derickson the CEO of the SIW sitting in his chair sourrounded by men in black suits. Trevor says he is on Carnage for two reasons, one is for the meeting he missed last Saturday and the other is because his ex is here tonight and says sarcastically he would not miss this special night for anything. Trevor tells Nutz he better take his job more seriously or he will be looking for the unemployment line very soon because Lynn Roberts is fully capable of handeling the position on her own
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The first bout of the night is a rematch from last week with Metalgod and Mista Pookie. Pookie starts the match off with a test of strength contest but Metalgod knees him in the midsection and suplexes Pookie to get a two count. Pookie puts some distance between them as the ref tries to restore some order, that’s when Pookie blinded sided Metalgod with a vicious punch to the face. Pookie goes for a tilt the whirl slam but Metalgod blocks it and surprises Pookie with a backslide to win the match. A furious Pookie assaults Metalgod after the match and security breaks it up. Lynn Roberts appears on the Trevortron and tells Pookie that his hot temper just got him kicked out of the arena. To top things off Pookie’s career will be on the line once again at Global Warning as he takes on Metalgod in a flaming table match. This type of match is known to be one of Metalgod’s favorites
During the break, Pookie is getting escorted out of the building and all hell breaks loose again as Metalgod gets attacked again for laughing at Pookie. More security and road agents come out to break up the chaos
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The divas participated in a five way match with all of the divas going for Tara, Tara quickly slides out of the ring and let the other divas beat the hell out of each other. Olivia and Envy doubled teamed Rasha and tossed her out of the ring while Tara took advantage of it and stomped away at Rasha. Olivia and Envy quickly turned on one another with Envy getting the upper hand laying Olivia out with the Green Envy. Heaven Lee who was watching in the corner seized the opportunity and dropped Envy with a double arm DDT and went for the pin but Tara pulled Heaven out of the ring and whipped her into the steel steps and to add insult to injury. Tara picked Envy up and finished her off with the Kiss Goodnight. After the match Tara talks about Craig wanting her because Jill doesn’t know how to please her man. Tara says Jill’s is also obese and out of shape and the fans are looking at the next women’s champion of the world
SIW champion Terror Soule cuts a comical promo backstage about his opponents Sonny Smith and Brandon Gateman. The champion also hypes his tag team match with his cousin Kyle on Monday Night Brawl as they take on both their nemesis SIW European champion Ashton Daniels and Brandon Gateman
Ragin’ Craig yells at Tara backstage for causing some tension in his marriage. As Craig goes on about how angry he is Tara gives him a kiss. This is definatetly done to get Jill upset but Craig doesn’t seem to mind it either. Out of nowhere we see Jace attack Craig and delivers a beat down backstage. Jace wraps a cord around his neck but fortunately officials pull him off. Jace tells Craig he is going to break his neck like he did to his tag team partner
Scott Bastion talks with Khristian Call backstage and asks him was he is serious about tonight. Call nodded his head and told Bastion that he could sit this one out; Call walked away leaving Bastion puzzled
The Queen of Carnage puts her gold on the line in her first title defense against Zach Blain. Bailey executes several aerial moves on Blain but none enough to put him away. Bailey climbs on the top rope but Blain rushes over and shoves her off causing the champion to land on the steel steps. Zach pulls Bailey back into the ring by her air getting a two count, Blain suplexes Bailey and goes for a moonsault but Bailey puts her knees up to slow the challenger down. Bailey makes it to his feet just barely but levels him with a shoulder block and worked on his lower back, putting him in the Mexican surfboard trying to make Blain submit. Blain breaks the hold and snatches Bailet by her hair, but Bailey grabbed his arm and brought him to the mat and locked him in the STF causing Blain to submit Both Blain and the fans are shocked at the outcome of this one
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After a commercial break Call was in the ring waiting on Jace to come out. Call told Jace he understood him taking his time but he doesn’t have all day. Jace came to the ring ready for action but Call put his hands in the air, Call told him that he had a better idea. Call added that he was such a tough guy then he’d have no problems facing him while his hands were tied behind his back for five minutes. The ref handcuffed Call and held the mic to his Call’s face. Call taunt Jace telling him give him his best shot, even though his sister probably hits harder. “Even when I’m totally defenseless, you'll never break me” were the last words spoken before Jace nailed Call in the face with a stiff right hand punch. Jace took his frustrations out on Call and slide outside the ring for a steel chair, Jace held the chair up and looked Call in the eyes and Call laughed, Jace bashed Call in the side of the head. Jace covers Call with one foot on his chest and poses with the North American Championship while the fans boo him. All of a sudden Ragin’ Craig runs out and chases him thru the crowd
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Backstage EMT’s are rushing backstage to give Call medical attention with Queen Bailey making her way to check on him. Wonder what the Queen thinks of her brother’s actions?
Zach Blain pleads for a rematch since he was embarrassed tonight. Lynn tells Blain he should never underestimate his opponent even if they are a diva. Roberts tells Blain he will get one last chance at the title and that will be at Global Warning
Carnage’s own Jessica White holds a sit down interview with Liana Lewis who made a shocking return at Summersonic. Liana talks about working hard to put the women’s division on the map only to have plastic women ruin the whole damn thing. It doesn’t take long for Trevor and his goons to crash the interview and calls Liana a liar. Trevor says she is greedy and has come back to take his money and the company but the truth is she doesn’t really care about the SIW. Trevor says he doesn’t know what he’s going to do with her but one thing is for sure, next week on Carnage, she will have to take on Mista Pookie, Metalgod & Sonny Smith in a 3 on 1 handicap match. Liana responds by kicking him in the groin before walking away
The Trevortron shows another cryptic message like last Friday. This week an extra letter has been added “IDE S R”
Carnage co-gm Lynn Roberts drops a bombshell after what happened tonight. Roberts announces the SIW North American championship will be on the line at Global Warning in a 4 way ladder match between Khristian Call, Scott Bastion, Ragin' Craig and Jace Parker Davidson
In his quest to become champion Brandon takes on the current SIW Champion Terror Soule and Sonny Smith in a triple threat match. To continue his rampage Brandon early on in the match BKO’s Sonny and tosses him out the ring and focused on Terror. Brandon with several cheap shots tries to put away the champion but Terror keeps kicking out. Brandon goes for the BKO but Terror pushed him into the turnbuckle and stomps him to the mat, Brandon managed to get outside the ring and hang Terror up on the rope. The match raged on with Both exchanging lefts and rights but Brandon missed a punch and Terror hit him with reverse neck breaker. Terror whipped Brandon in the corner and went for a corner splash but Brandon kicks him in the face. Out of nowhere Sonny levels Brandon with a clothesline but as he turns around Soule spears him out of the ring. The match continues back and forth between Brandon and Soule until Smith gets back into the war. Soule is nailed with a corner elbow by Smith but all of a sudden Brandon nails him with the BKO. Terror drops kicks Brandon out of the ring and covers Smith to steal the win. After the match, Gateman tells Soule to "hold on a minute". Gateman says the fact tonight is that he pinned Smith for the third time but he did not pin the great Brandon Gateman. Gateman demands that Soule gives him one chance at the title at Global Warning, just them two with no losers like Smith involved. Soule gets back in the ring and they get into a stare down as the champion accepts the challenge with the show ending
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
DARK MATCHES
General Manager: Lynn Roberts and Ryan "Nutz" Brown
Metalgod pinned Mista Pookie 10:36
Tara Michaels defeated Envy, Rasha, Olivia & Heaven Lee in a 5 way diva match 14:02
Queen Bailey pinned Zach Blain to retain the SIW Lightweight Championship 13:43
Jace Parker Davidson pinned Khristian Call in a non title match 10:44
Terror Soule defeated Sonny Smith & Brandon Gateman in a triple threat non title match 14:51
Ragin’ Craig fought Scott Bastion to a double count out
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic" and Marc Dustin
Officials: Sam Carter (Senior Referee), Bobby Glass, Jeff Renfrew, Rick Martin
Writers: Lynn Roberts
