Staples Center
Los Angeles, California
Carnage starts with general manager Greg Banks coming out to ringside with his bodyguard NuTz and introduces Drako, EBW Champion Grunge and Gabriel Douglas from EBW. Banks tells them if they come to Carnage he can guarantee them their own ppv and possibly their own show. They don’t seem to trust him but then Banks offers a try out next week, it will be classic Damage Inc. taking on a tag team of his choice. They shake hands and agree but they are soon interrupted by the champs Affirmative Action. Nate and Maurice call EBW a bunch of washed up rejects that are invading their territory. The champs rush to the ring and all hell breaks loose. Moments later Bastion and Aeson come out and it’s a triple threat. Banks calls security out and announces that next week were going to see a triple threat for the tag titles instead between EBW, Affirmative Action and the team of Aeson & Bastion.
The first match is a Summersonic rematch between Ian Bishop who’s not accompanied by Michelle taking on Brandon Gateman. The match ends in a double DQ as the lights go out and when they come back on “The Living Dead” Duane Doogan assaults both of them. Doogan kicks Bishop in the face with a big boot and then drops Gateman with the DooganDT. The fans go crazy as SIW Heavyweight Champion Sonny Smith runs out and engages in a fist fight with Doogan. Bishop gets up and gets a steel chair and shocks everyone when he nails Smith in the back of his skull. Bishop offers his old friend a handshake but Doogan responds with the DooganDT.
On August 16, 2006, the SIW will present Wednesday War live on CBS for a second time. The classic event will feature members from both brands Brawl and Carnage.
Mike London is interviewed by Christina York backstage and does a movie review for Snake On a Plane and then says coincidentally his opponent later in the night is a guy named Snake. Mike London says that there is only one man that’s uglier than Snake and that’s the SIW North American Champion Vex. London announces that Banks told him the winner of his match will go into Global Warning to challenge Vex for the North American championship. London brings up his loss to Uzi two years ago in the same building but says it won't happen again because everyone is looking at the next North American champion.
The next match is a triple threat pillow fight for the SIW Intergender Championship between Michelle, Heaven Lee and Dr. Frank N Furter. Michelle sneaks a brick inside one of the pillows and goes to nail Heaven but misses and hits the turnbuckle. Heaven steals the win to retain as she rolls Frank in a little package for a pin. After the match, Frank leaves with Lucy but as he reaches the top of the ramp Viction levels him with a folded steel chair. Viction takes the dog back to the ring and gives her back to Heaven. Heaven thanks him but then out of nowhere Viction responds with the Death Design. Viction then explains that the he disgusted that the former Lightweight title that such greats as Kirby and James Airington held has been degraded to pillow fight matches. Viction says starting next week he’s going to put honor back into the title as he beats Heaven which will be the easiest match of his career and then rename it back to the lightweight championship.
SIW Heavyweight Champion Sonny Smith is getting stitches in his head backstage after getting busted open by Bishop. Smith refuses to cancel his match and out of nowhere he’s attacked by Bishop again. Bishop punches him in the wound on his head and then whips him into the wall. Road agents and other wrestlers hold both of them apart.
A video package is shown for the next pay per view Global Warning on August 27, 2006. Don’t miss all the top Carnage superstars live from the Alltel Arena in North Little Rock, Arkansas!
One half of the SIW Tag Team Champions Natedawg takes on Scott Bastion in the next match. The referee is not able to get them back in the ring and decides to call the match a double DQ.
During SIW Unlimited, it’s announced that Carnage superstar Rikki Cook has will be out of action indefinitely with a MSRA staph infection
After a commercial break, SIW Tag Team Champion Maurice Bad aka the wrestling machine takes on Aeson. Great back and forth match which ends with Maurice applying the Bad Lock and leaving Aeson no choice but to tap out in the middle of the ring.
Christina York gets a few words from Ian Bishop backstage and they are interrupted by GM Banks who’s accompanied by his bodyguard NuTz. Greg says that he will not let Bishop run wild on his show and not to forget that he’s in charge of Carnage. He says that next week Bishop will take on Doogan and Smith in a triple threat with a guest referee that will be none other than Brandon Gateman.
Mike London gets a nice pop from the LA crowd as he comes out for his match against Snake for a shot at the SIW North American Championship at Global Warning. Before the match starts, SIW North American Champion Vex comes out to take on commentary and says both of them make him sick. Snake almost gets a near fall after delivering a t-bone suplex but London kicks out. Midway through the match London is locked in a figure four in the middle of the ring tapping out but the referee is knocked out. Vex takes the opportunity to get in the ring and beat the hell out of Snake and clotheslines London out of the ring. Vex nails Snake with the Flat Line but from behind London nails him with a low blow. As the ref gets back to his feet, London hits Snake with the Spinal Trauma and pins him to take the win. After the match, London and Vex get into a stare down and then engage in a fist fight. They fight all the way backstage injuring some innocent bystanders in the process. These two Carnage icons will meet one on one at Global Warning for the SIW North American Championship.
Promo for “the greatest wrestler never to win a world title” match at WAR between Brawl’s European Champion Bozzman, NuTz, Ian Bishop & Mike London. Rumor has it that big opportunities may become available to the winner of this match.
Duane Doogan and SIW Heavyweight Champion Sonny Smith battle in the main event and things get bloody early in the match as Doogan insists on striking the stitched up wound on Smith’s head. The match continues and blood covers most of the canvas. Doogan goes for the DooganDT but Smith counters in a back body drop and takes control of the match but he’s back down after a vicious clothesline from Doogan. Doogan continues to beat him down in corner with kicks to his head until Smith is motionless. Smith collapses from blood loss and the referee ends the match. Doogan is not finished, he throws Smith to the outside and goes for a powerbomb on the steel steps but fortunately Gateman rushes out and clips Doogan’s knee from behind and attacks him while he’s down as Carnage goes off the air.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
DARK MATCHES
General Manager: Greg Banks
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Brandon Gateman fought Ian Bishop to a double DQ 8:32
Heaven Lee defeated Michelle and Dr Frank N Furter to retain the SIW Intergender Championship 6:15
Natedawg fought Scott Bastion to a double count out 7:33
Maurice Bad defeated Aeson via submission 7:51
Mike London pinned Snake to become the #1 contender for the SIW North American Championship 10:04
Duane Doogan defeated Sonny Smith 12:21
"The Ironman" Craig Rodger pinned Young Flip
Tony "The Bull" Viction pinned Juggalo J
Announcing Team: Katie Mysfit, Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Bobby Glass, Frank Wellington, Wayne Cashmere
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
