Taco Bell Arena
Boise, Idaho
Carnage starts with General Manager Greg Banks coming to ringside and announces a new match for Global Warning. Live on pay per view, the SIW North American Championship will be on the line in a five way match between Johnny Ringo & Brandon Gateman from the Elite Alliance against Drako, Grunge from Damage Inc and Darren Knight. All of a sudden the Trevortron flashes the word “Miller” and out comes Michael Miller who announced weeks ago he wanted a non title match against the SIW Champion. Banks is not too happy to see this outsider on his show and asks him what he wants. Miller tells Banks that he wants a match at Global Warning but he sees Natedawg already has a match. Miller proposes he takes on the Heavyweight Champion JaeVeli from Brawl and make the ppv a double main event. Banks likes the idea shakes his hands and gives him his match. Banks says the only way the match won’t happen is if JaeVeli chickens out
"The Innovator" Michael Gaze takes on Definition member Miguel Cervantes in a rematch. Last week Gaze picked up an upset win and looks to do it again this week on Carnage. Cervantes gets a near fall after delivering a full nelson slam but Gaze kicks out. Cervantes charges Gaze in the corner but the Innovator flips him over the top rope and Cervantes lands on the outside. Gaze and Cervantes battle on the outside until the referee reaches the ten count and calls the match a double count out. After the bell rings, both competitors continue to fight until they pulled apart by road agents
The crowd gives Travis Dunns a standing ovation as he announces that this is his last night in the SIW as commentator. Dunns says he has accepted an executive position within the promotion and he will be replaced by none other than hall of famer Marc Dustin
On August 26, 2007, Carnage presents Global Warning on pay per view live from the Bell Center in Montreal, Quebec!
The crowd gives Elite Alliance a mixed reaction as they are interviewed by Jessica White. Queen Liana says tonight that peasant Michelle will kiss her royal feet and there is nothing anybody can do about it. Ringo and Gateman call Fight Knight a joke and threaten to put them in the hospital. White asks Gateman what he thinks about the new Global Warning match announced. The former Heavyweight champion says that him and Ringo are going to get rid of the other three idiots and either him or Ringo will become the new NA champ. Their promo is interrupted by Glenn Kirby and SIW North American champion Darren Knight giving out new Fight Knight t-shirts to the fans at ringside. Gateman and Ringo tell them that nobody interrupts the greatest family on Carnage. For this they will get the worse beating of their lives. Kirby and Knight pretend to be scared and tell Gateman and Ringo to bring everything they got
Sonny Smith takes on Metalgod in a #1 contenders match for the SIW Extreme championship. Metalgod uses a barbed wired 2 x 4 to split Smith’s head open and then drops him with a DDT. Metalgod covers but Smith kicks out. Metalgod assaults Smith all the way backstage and goes to hit him with a steel pipe but Smith moves and kicks him in the midsection and delivers a bulldog on the concrete ground. Smith covers but hardcore legend kicks out at two. Metalgod smashes Smith’s head thru a glass fire extinguisher display but out of nowhere, Asylum bends a folded steel chair over Metalgod’s skull. Smith covers Metalgod and wins the match to become the #1 contender for Asylum’s extreme title. Greg Banks appears backstage and says he doesn’t like the way Metalgod lost the match. In the interest of fairness, at Global Warning, the SIW Extreme Championship will be on the line in a triple threat between Sonny Smith, Metalgod and Asylum
Johnny Ringo’s manager Bernardo comes to ringside shocking everyone by challenging Gabriel Cervantes for his SIW Lightweight Championship at Global Warning. Definition members Ragin’ Craig, Miguel, Jill and Gab appear on the Trevortron and start laughing. Gabriel tells Bernardo that he will give him his match but he’s not responsible for anything that happens. Ragin’ Craig announces that he will not be able to defend the tag team titles tonight but he has found a replacement thanks to Titan from Brawl. Gabriel’s partner tonight in the steel cage match will be none other than his good friend Darksyde
Brawl For All - For SIW fans that missed this week’s edition of Monday Night Brawl
Michelle takes on Queen Liana in the next kiss my foot match. The loser of the match will have to kiss one of their opponent’s feet. Liana starts the match with an eye rake and then whips Michelle in the corner and levels her with a knee to her face. Liana covers but Michelle kicks out. Michelle delivers an enziguri and then clotheslines the Queen out of the ring. Michelle whips Liana into the steel steps and then slides her back in the ring for a cover but Liana kicks out. Michelle goes for a corner splash but Liana moves and delivers spear and covers her but Michelle kicks out. Late in the match, Liana is dominating and goes for a school boy pin fall but Michelle counters and pins the Queen. Michelle demands the Queen kiss her feet but out of nowhere Elite Alliance come out and hold Michelle as Liana nails her with lefts and rights. Moments later, Fight Knight members come out and all hell breaks loose in the ring. Fortunately security is at ringside to control the chaos
SIW champion Natedawg is backstage with Jessica White and hypes his match against Ragin’ Craig at Global Warning. Natedawg says he’s going to make an example of Asylum tonight. Nate says that Craig better watch the match because it will be a preview of what’s going to happen to him on the 26th. Natedawg tells Asylum will find out tonight what it’s like to go against a real champion
The steel cage is up for the next match which is for the SIW Tag team Championship. Damage Inc are booed as they make their entrance and rough up some fans in the front row. Out comes Gab and Darksyde and the fight starts on the outside until thereferee can get the competitors in the ring and officially start the match. Drako slams Cervantes head into the side of the cage as Grunge drops Darksyde with a side slam. Drako starts climbing the cage as Grunge assault Darksyde in the corner but Cervantes climbs up also and pulls Drako by his leg and makes him fall to the canvas. Cervantes jumps from the tope of the cage and lands on Drako with a moonsault. Carvantes covers but Grunge breaks the count and whips him face first into the side of the cage and splits his head open. Grunge charges Darksyde but Titan’s henchman delviers a back body drop into the cage and then delivers a leg drop on Grunge’s throat. Darksyde covers but Grunge kicks out. Drako tries to go out by the door but out of nowhere, Craig nails him with one of his crutches. Late in the match, Cevantes is getting double teamed by Grunge and Drako but in the meantime Darksyde starts climbing the cage. Cervantes nails Damage Inc with a double clothesline and Darksyde wins the match to retain the titles for Definition as he escapes the cage. Darksyde and Definition celebrate after the match with the cheering fans
This week in Carnage history..........
August 12, 2004 Thomas & Mack Center | Las Vegas, Nevada – Angel & Matt Uzi defeated Crazy Pete & The Enforcer
Hometown hero and two time Olympic gold metal winner Picabo Street is in attendance. She is known as the greatest American skier. Travis Dunns gets a few words from the Olympic medalists and she predicts that Fight Knight will win tonight because they are her favorite team. Street says she has nothing but respect for all the athletes in the SIW especially the divas
The next match is one of the most anticipated matches of the night between Fight Knight accompanied by Michelle and Elite Alliance members Brandon Gateman and Johnny Ringo accompanied by Bernardo. Kirby and Ringo start the match and Fight Knight keep in control with frequent tagging and excellent team work. Gateman avoids a clothesline from Knight and drops him with a DDT. Gateman whips him in the corner and nails him with a knee to the midsection. Gateman tags in Ringo and they double team Fight Knight until Kirby gets involved and the ring becomes a war zone between the two teams. The referee gets things under control and the match continues back and forth. Bernardo starts flirting with Michelle but out of nowhere, Knight levels him with a clothesline and whips him into the steel steps. Knight is assaulted from behind by Ringo but back in the ring, Kirby nails Gateman with the Thug Bug and pins him to win the match. As the bell rings, Queen Liana nails Kirby with a low blow and Fight Knight are overpowered by the Elite Alliance. The fans boo as Gateman, Ringo, Bernardo, Queen Liana and Gaze raise their arms in victory
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The main event is a non title champion vs champion match between SIW Extreme Champion Asylum and SIW Champion Natedawg. It doesn’t take long for Ragin’ Craig to come down to ringside on crutches along with his wife Jill. Asylum nails Nate with a drop kick off the top rope and covers but the SIW champion kicks out. Aslysum delivers a n elbow to Nate’s head and then rolls him up for a pin but Nate kicks out. The referee is knocked down as Nate whips Asylum in the corner and drops him with the Gangstanator. Jill gets on the apron and Nate goes to hit her but out of nowhere, Craig nails him with a crutch and Nate falls to the canvas. Asylum crawls over and referee counts a slow three and awards the match to Asylum. After the match, Asylum celebrates his upset victory over the SIW champion but Natedawg gets up and attacks him and Metalgod and Smith comes out and assault Asylum. Natedawg throws Jill off the entrance ramp and brutally assaults a crippled Ragin’ Craig as the show ends
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"The Innovator" Michael Gaze fought Miguel Cervantes to a double count out – 10:02
Sonny Smith pinned Metalgod to become the #1 contender for the SIW Extreme Championship 10:32
Michelle defeated Queen Liana in a Kiss My Foot match 9:40
Gabriel Cervantes & Darksyde defeated Damage Inc in a tag team steel cage match – SIW Tag Team championship 11:12
Fight Knight defeated Johnny Ringo & Brandon Gateman 12:44
Asylum pinned Natedawg – Champion vs champion Match
Johnny Jobber pinned Jonathan Downs
General Manager: Greg Banks
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Bobby Glass, Rick Martin
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
