Tokyo Dome
Tokyo, Japan
Rating: 7.7
Carnage was live from the Tokyo Dome in Japan. Two sumo wrestlers, Eko and Suzuka opened the show with a sumo match. They were eventually interrupted by Carnage GM Titan as he made his way to the ring. He said sumo wrestling sucks and then nailed Eko with a boot to his face and delivered an impressive choke slam to the five hundred pound Suzuka. After he threw them out of the ring he announced a money in the bank ladder match between Matt Uzi, James Muret, Rikki Cook, Zach Blain, Ragin Craig and Chimera. The winner who gets the briefcase won a contract to fight the SIW Heavyweight Champion anytime after TNC Global Warning. After announcing the main event, he introduced his new executive consultant, Johnny Jobber, SIW’s most famous amateur wrestler.
Dr. Frank N Furter took on former SIW Tag Team Champion Dark Tiger. Frank leveled him with a german suplex and then locked him in a head scissor lock. Chimera pulled Frank to the outside and leveled him with a power bomb. Chimera threw him back in the ring but as Tiger went for the pin, Envy saved her client by distracting the referee. Frank won the match after he nailed Tiger with Envy’s SIW Lightweight belt and pinned him.
Former three time SIW Champion Matt Uzi arrived at the arena accompanied by his masked partner and his attorney Gabe Nelson. Uzi and his attorney presented a hundred foot restraining order against Gavin Payne until Global Warning. Matt Uzi then made a shocking announcement, he threatened to end his career at Global Warning and not sign a new contract with TNC if he didn’t walk out SIW Heavyweight Champion.
After a promo for TNC Global Warning on PPV August 21 in Sidney, Australia, Travis Dunns and Mike "The Mic" announced the official release of Thursday Carnage Season 1 on DVD. SIW The Music Vol:3 is finally out, download it at SIW’s main site. Ragin Craig was backstage signing the new cd for his fans. His theme song “Mr.Brightside” by the Killer’s is one of many tracks on the album.
Suicide was the guest referee in the next non-title match between Ryan Vincent and the SIW Lightweight Champion Envy. Vincent executed a swinging neck breaker and then jumped to the top rope but he took too long. Envy got back to her feet and delivered a super plex off the top rope. She went for the pin but Suicide pretended not to notice the pin fall. Envy got upset and slapped him across his face. Suicide responded byt hitting her with a Spinning Heel Kick and then a DDT. He put Vincent on top of her and gave him the win by pin fall. At the end of the match, Suicide nailed Vincent with the belt and then laid it across Envy in the middle of the ring. In two weeks, Suicide will get a chance to compete against Envy for the SIW Lightweight Championship.
Christina York interviewed both Ragin’ Craig and Zach Blain. They said they have respect for each other but in the main event it will be every man for himself. Chimera accompanied by Dark Tiger and Gabriella then appeared. Chimera told them not to get their hopes up because he was going to win the money in the bank match and fight the SIW Heavyweight Champion. Before a fight broke out, security was on the scene to keep things under control.
After a promo for SIW Wednesday War, Mike “The Mic” and Travis Dunns announced the signing of Tobias. He scheduled to make his debut this Saturday in Kashiwa, Japan as he takes on Dr. Frank N Furter in singles action.
A.P.B took on the SIW Tag Team Champions Christian "NoWon" Kuone and Bruce Lomond. Klubber and Sylk managed to get the win via DQ when Lomond leveled Sylk with a steel pipe and busted him wide open.
James Muret was walking towards his locker room when all of a sudden from behind Rikki Cook nailed him with a trash can to his back and beat him down until officials broke it up. Rikki told Muret that he was sick of him trying to steal all of his opportunities and at Global warning he will put an end to James Muret because he is the greatest SIW North American Champion of all time and soon to be the next SIW Heavyweight champ after he wins the money in the bank match.
Metalgod viciously attacked NuTz by choking him with a wire backstage as their match got underway for the SIW Extreme Championship. Metalgod managed to retain the title after he delivered the God Bomb through a wood crate and pinned NuTz. Metalgod celebrated until The Renegade knocked him out with a barbed wire baseball bat to the back of his skull. Renegade is back and is ready to kick ass at Global Warning.
Titan and his executive consultant had a hard time understanding what the Japanese staff members were saying. Titan told Jobber to fire them but Jobber had a hard time communicating. Titan then told him to fire Tyler Osborn instead. Jobber hesitated but agreed and walked over to Osborn’s locker room. As he was getting a massage from some Japanese women, Osborn told Johnny to get the fuck out or else. Johnny said he was fired and as a result he received a fist to his mouth and a busted lip. Johnny failed his first duty as executive consultant.
The main event was off the hook with tons of action as Matt Uzi took on Ragin Craig, Zach Blain, James Muret, Rikki Cook and Chimera in a ladder money in the bank match. Near the end of the match, Craig was taking on Chimera on the outside as Rikki and Muret double teamed Blain with a double closeline over the top rope. They hit Uzi with a double drop kick and then Rikki turned on Muret by delivering the High Temperature. Rikki was seconds from winning the match but Uzi punched him off the top of the ladder and made him fall outside of the ring. As Uzi put his hand on the briefcase, Gavin Payne rushed to ringside and leveled the masked person with a steel chair and then jumped off the top rope and nailed Uzi with a Bulldog to the outside crashing through the Spanish table. The match ended when Ragin Craig started climbing the ladder but from behind, Muret suplexed him off crashing into Blain and Chimera and grabbed the briefcase to win the match as the show ended.
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Dr. Frank N Furter pinned Dark Tiger 7:12
"The Human Jet" Ryan Vincent pinned Envy 7:34
A.P.B defeated Christian "NoWon" Kuone and Bruce Lomond via DQ 10:43
Metalgod pinned NuTz to retain the SIW Extreme Championship 13:23
James Muret won the Money in the Bank match 24:12
Writer: Kevin “Titan” McColl
