Thomas&Mack Center
The SIW was in Sin City for another edition of Thursday Night Carnage. Christina York kicked off the show as she welcomed everyone to the Thomas&Mack Center in Las Vegas, Nevada. the fans were really pumped up for this show and where ready for the main event featuring Matt Uzi and SIW Hardcore champ Angel taking on the SIW NA champ and World champ, The Enforcer and Crazy Pete.
Thursday Night Carnage GM
London: I've come out here to talk about a certain problem people have been having with the whole Uzi situation. The fact is, yes, I did agree to partner up with Matt. There was a contract signed, and everything. And instead of starting off on the right foot, I made myself look like an asshole. Well, there is some.....
The GM is cut of by "Blackball" by The Offspring as Matt Uzi made his way to ringside proudly wearing Crazy Pete's SIW World title. Matt told Christina to give him her mic.
Matt: Mike I got to be honest, I've been hearing a lot of rumors this past week. A lot of those dickheads in the locker room have been saying that you're turning your back on me? I for one know that isn't true, so why don't you go ahead and tell these morons the real truth?
The crowd boos the fake SIW champion.....
London: Hold on there, Matt. I'm actually glad you've decided to come out here, even though you interrupted me. Now, Matt, when I signed that partnership contract, I was legally obliged to WRESTLE as your partner. It was always supposed to be INSIDE the ring, and it didn't mention anything about outside the ring. Due to unfortunate circumstances, I was put in the Injury list, and have not been medically cleared to wrestle yet. Trevor Derickson gave me this job, and I DO NOT intend on it being tarnished by a fucking rule breaker. So with great pleasure, Matt, I must inform you, our partnership is as of this moment, null and void!
The crowd in cheered, as Matt Uzi became infuriated
London: Now, Matt, we've got a show to air, so if you'll excuse me, I have to go. And I suggest you do the same.
As London started to head back stage Uzi snapped and assaulted his former partner with the World title in the back of the head busting him open.....We heard several profane words come from Uzi as security had to stop his vicious attack.
Non-Title Match
As A-Bomb made it to ringside she and Katie got into a screaming match and the two had to be separated! The SIW's Women's champion then came out and kicked ass. The none-title match got under way and the fans were really excited to the see Latesha in action. Katie asked Dunns who his favorite Diva was and he replied that he was in love with her and Myst...Hayden told him to keep his pants on.
A nice bulldog by Latesha followed by a DDT put her close to a win but A-Bomb kicked out. A-Bomb eventually took control of the match but was interrupted by Katie standing on the apron...After knocking down Latesha with a Catapult she then nailed Katie with a dropkick sending her flying, breaking the SIW commentary table! The crowd went wild to see Katie take such a bump. As the match continued Dunns and Hayden took over the Spanish table telling Carlos and Flavio to take a hike!
Katie was taken backstage to get medical attention but back in the ring Latesha cleaned house and delivered a nice Hell's Message to get a pin and win the match. After the match it seemed like Latesha and A-Bomb were going to shake hands but out of nowhere H-Bomb rolled in the ring. She broke her Pink Hand Mirror over A-Bomb's head and nailed her with a Starr Dogg. A-Bomb was in critical condition. H-Bomb turned to the SIW Women's champ but Katie holding her lower back came back to ring and leveled her with the Punk Rock Slam. Katie and Latesha shook hands after all the chaos. Before leaving the ring they both stared at H-Bomb and A-Bomb and laughed.
SIW SpyTV 1
Her black skirt was seen hiked up incredibly high, as her white satin thong lay at their feet. Her white silk dress shirt was completely unbuttoned as well as her bra that dangled at her sides from being unclasped in the front. Trevor hungrily wrapped his warming hands around her well endowed chest, to the point of causing even the delicate flesh of her erect nipples to blush. Unaware that the camera was rolling, the two continued to enjoy being in the thralls of each other's passion. Intimately they kissed, allowing only for a brief glance of their tongues as they willingly exchange bodily fluids in more ways then one. Finally the kiss breaks, as he manipulates his warm moist tongue over the flesh of her soft neck, causing Myst to relax her head back into the wall moaning a loud.
Myst: Oh Trevor...Oh mmmmm.
The CEO hears his voice being uttering in a rather sensual tone, cause him to grind himself hard into her in a rather animalistic bucking motion. His hips at one point even come back far enough for the camera to catch site of his rock hard dick glistening with her juices before it disappearing again into the shadows of her skirt. Myst could not help but reach around digging her nails into the flesh of his back to the point of leaving deep scratches, the knocking at the door returned causing the camera to return once more the ring side for some more action.
SIW Lightweight Championship
From day one Summer Andrews told SIW management that she was no diva and that she wanted the SIW Lightweight title. And unfortunately for Terror Soule, he happen to be the champ when her opportunity came and that was last night at Carnage.
Summer Andrews kept nailing Terror with closed fists to the face and executed a nice Frankenscreamer. She tried to finish off the Lightweight Champ with a Shooting Star Press but he kicked out after a two count. Terror showed his true colors when he punched Summer in the mouth drawing some blood. He then leveled her with the Soule Fusion. Terror was being cocky and decided to pin her with one foot over her chest. Obviously "The Gothic Goddess" kicked out!
Terror started stomping Summer in the corner with no mercy when all of a sudden Katie Mysfit was back at ringside up to no good. Logically people thought Katie would sympathize with Summer getting beat up by a man and would lend a helping hand, but they were dead wrong.
Summer managed to get back in the match and after nailing Terror with a running neck breaker and her finisher The Storm. As she went for the count Katie pulled her to the outside. As the ref checked on Terror Soule's condition, Katie nailed Summer with a Punk Rock Smash and threw her back in the ring. Terror barely covered her for the win. The fans booed Katie big time as she ruined Summers chances of becoming SIW Lightweight champion. Terror didn't know what to think.
The Outlaws
After Katie left, Axel's partner Davyd North appeared and told Axel to get his shit together cause their handicap match was next.
London's Response
London: Right now i'm pretty pissed at Matt Uzi and to tell you the truth I want to put a stop to his childish games that I have seen her since day one in this promotion. I mean who the hell does this guy think he is? He's nothing but a troublemaking bitch.......This is it Matt! I'm sick of your shit! That's why, as the Carnage General Manager i'm making a match for next Thursday.....It's going to be me and you Uzi in a match where I will put my GM spot on the line......If I lose i'll go back on the active roster......If I win you leave the SIW forever!
I don't care what the doctors say about my eye, as long as I can see 20% thats good enough for me to kick your sucky movie making ass....
Matt: You piece of fucking shit....You want a piece of me? You want to go one on one with the NEW ERA? Let me tell you something pal, I don't care if your the GM or not.....I knocked your ass down tonight, and i'll do it next Thursday too......I'll beat you in my backyard, i'll beat you in your backyard....Hell i'll beat your ass in anyone's backyard! London you suck, you are a stupid backstabbing son of a bitch. If Trevor would get his dick out of Myst he would realize that you suck as well and he'd fire your ass! I accept your challenge jackass....
Uzi and London get into a wild brawl trashing the GM's office in the process. Polar and the rest of security had to break up the fight. It's official, next week on Carnage we will see Mike London as he gets back into the ring to take on Matt Uzi. If London wins, Uzi will be gone from the SIW forever, but if he loses, he not only loses the match but he loses his GM position. Make sure not to miss this match next Thursday.
Handicap Match
Inferno locked up with North first as the ref directed Axel to his corner. Inferno took a couple suplexes before falling victim to the Fame-Asser. North went for the count but Inferno kicked out.
Axel and Davyd North double teamed the #1 contender and the referee lost control of the match. As North was holding Inferno from behind, Axel went off the ropes and tried to level Inferno with an elbow but the he ducked and Axel ended up hitting North instead! Inferno won the match after executing a Shinning Wizard and finished off Axel with the Red Flare.
SIW Hardcore Champion Angel
York: Good evening Angel how are you doing?
Angel: I'm doing fine thank you. I’m glad to see there is still some decent human beings in the SIW when I see you Christina.....
York: Thank You!
So are you happy that Matt Uzi apologized to you the other day?
Angel: Yes this makes me happy but I still don't trust him fully......I hope he keeps his word and stays in this match.....
York: There is however one demand that he didn't want to comply with, that’s giving the SIW World title back to Crazy Pete, how did that work out?
Angel: He told me yesterday that if Pete and Enforcer win, that he will give him back the belt.....
York: All right hope he keeps his word, can't wait to see this classic match, good luck Angel!
Angel: Thank You Christina....
SIW SpyTV 2
They carefully snuck out of the washroom not knowing that someone had them on film. They headed to the parking lot and walked up to Uzi's car and went into his tinted windowed Mercedes Roadster as the camera faded to black...
#1 Contendership For The SIW World Tag Team Titles
Huge "YOU SUCK" chants for Damage Inc. as they threatened to beat up some fans in the front row. Before they can do anything X-Factor and The Showstoppa came from the back and attacked them before the bell was rung. The winner of the next match were to become the #1 contenders for the SIW Tag Team championship. X-Factor has been getting allot of attention recently after winning a Best 2 Out Of 3 Triple Threat Match against SIW Champion Crazy Pete and Matt Uzi.
Showstoppa and Grunge took their fight to the outside often and Show got struck with a DDT on the steel railing. X-Factor saved his partner from further abuse with a flying body press to the outside landing on Grunge making him fall and smacking his head on the concrete floor. The referee managed to get the chaos back in the ring and X-Factor was squaring off with Drako. After nailing the Damage Inc. member with a nice Senton Bomb Drako was pissed off. He went to the outside and folded a chair and threw it in the ring. The ref went to pick it up but Drako told him that he would kill him. Drako swung the chair towards X-Factor's head but he ducked and kicked Drako in the gut. X-Factor then picked up the steel chair and smacked it right across Drako's face knocking him to the ground in a little pool of blood. As Grunge and Showstoppa where still fighting on the outside the ref called the bell. He disqualified X-Factor and The Showstoppa. The crowd went nuts and started throwing garbage in the ring and there were more "DAMAGE INC. SUCKS" chants that filled the arena. Drako and Grunge pulled the upset win and became the #1 contenders for the SIW Tag Team titles
Tag Team Match
Angel made his entrance and got into a stare down with Satan's Offspring's. It turned into a war zone as all three members got into a street fight. Uzi didn't come out to his music at first. Angel was pretty much finished as Satan's Offspring's destroyed the hell out of him. Angel was bleeding from the mouth as Pete kept giving him right hands in the corner and kicks to the chest. Pete tagged in The Enforcer and he took his turn destroying Angel. He knocked out the Hardcore champion with The Devil's Dance. Pete and Enforcer stood over Angel laughing at him when they got a huge shock! They turned around as they heard Matt Uzi's entrance music. He ran to the ring with a steel chair and cleaned house! Pete and Enforcer ran to the outside but Uzi followed and he nailed both the champions with swinging chair shots to the head!
Uzi then grabbed a camera wire and choked Crazy Pete till he was blue in the face. He then took the camera away from the camera man and broke it over Enforcer's head. He threw The Enforcer back in the ring and told Angel to finish him......
Angel looked and Uzi like he wasn’t sure what to do, but he thought what the hell, Satan's Offspring's where everything he was against so he finished off The Enforcer with the Salvation off the top rope and got the 1-2-3 to win the match. Uzi put his hand out to a bloodied Angel and tension started to build. Angel went to shake his hand but that quickly turned into a kick to the gut, punch to the face and the Judgment Sharpshooter!!! Uzi was tapping out as Carnage went off the air........
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Las Vegas, Nevada
Capacity 18 776/18 776
August 12, 2004
Rating: 7.8
Carnage General Manager Mike London was then introduced. London was standing in the ring, ready to make an announcement about his partnership with Matt Uzi......
A-Bomb vs Latesha
As the ring announcer was about to announce the first match, "Frantic" by Metallica rocked the arena as Katie Mysfit joined Travis Dunns and Jimmy Hayden at the commentary table. Dunns said that Uzi was his favorite wrestler and asked her if she was proud of Matt. She said that Matt is the SIW icon and that she really loves him.
Winner: Latesha
The cameras cut from the ring side action, to the back stage area. Where once more we find the chaotic scene of event staffers, and electrical technicians running a muck as many of the SIW superstars can be seen weaving their way through the busy bodies of those that kept the show running smoothly. One lone man in particular could be seen knocking on the CEO™s office door. Frustrated, the man impatiently knocked again before looking at his watch as the camera shifts locations once more to with in the office itself. However everything seemed quite out of place. A free standing lamp was over turned with it's lamp shade knocked off, paper work scattered the floor, as well as the chair that use to sit behind the desk was now over turned. Even a man's dress shirt seen oblivious torn open with a single button close by, as not more then a couple feet from that was a pair of black woman's pumps. A deep sensual groan of heated lust was heard over the rather urgent knocking, causing the camera to pan around. It was up against the far wall that we find the talented CEO standing there with his bare back to the camera. Seen wearing only that of his dress slacks and shoes, he could be seen rather busy with something in front of him as a long silky smooth leg wrap around him from the left side. And it was evident by the way he moved his pelvis, that he was physically coupling with the woman he seemed rather intimate with. The camera panned around as the knocking seemed to stop, to find Trevor getting rather personal with none other then Myst DeYoung.
Summer Andrews vs Terror Soule
Travis Dunns was seen ventilating himself with a magazine after watching the SpyTV segment. Hayden then announced that the SIW Lightweight gold will be on the line in a match with Summer Andrews taking on SIW Tag/Lightweight champion Terror Soule. Mike London announced that the match was not going to be a locker room brawl because he said Terror Soule should be man enough to beat Summer in a regular wrestling match. This was not the first time that Terror was put in this situation. During the SIW World title tournament he and Katie Mysfit met in the first round.
Winner: Terror Soule
Bryan Graves was not at Carnage but the rest of The Outlaws were. Terror Soule walked in The Outlaw's locker room and was congratulated for still being the SIW Lightweight champion by Firestorm, Latesha and Axel. The Outlaws got a couple of visitors. First to knock on their door was Katie Mysfit, she looked at Terror and Latesha and told both of them to never say she never did anything for The Outlaws. She told Latesha that she is one her side that why she helped The Outlaws keep the Women's title, and the Lightweight title. Latesha shook hands with her and told her that they will talk more in the future.
Before the handicap match Carnage General Manager Mike London made an announcement on the TrevorTron from his office. It was concerning Uzi's attack earlier in the night.......
Axel/Davyd North vs The Uncanny Inferno
Axel and Davyd North were standing in the ring awaiting The Uncanny Inferno to show up after his entrance music played be he was nowhere to be found. To their surprise up from the rafters came down the super hero! He kicked them both in the head on his way down knocking them out of the ring. Inferno was set to get revenge after Axel's interference and North's three Northern Effects last Monday.
Winner: The Uncanny Inferno
Christina York is scheduled to interview Angel. We see the SIW Hardcore Champion with yet another new purgatory around his shoulder signing autographs and giving bibles away. York asks a few questions...
A camera focuses on the ladies washroom entrance as we heard not only a women's voice but also a male voice getting into a deep conversation. The woman's voice is clearly the SIW Women's Champion Latesha but Dunns and Hayden couldn't put a face on the male voice. The two voices seemed to be laughing and having a good time. We also overheard Latesha ask the other person if he thought she was cute. As the camera zooms out abit the washroom door opens and out came Latesha. Behind her was.......Matt Uzi!
Damage Inc. vs The Showstoppa/X-Factor
Damage Inc. where backstage sucking up to Stacy Starr aka H-Bomb. Drako had a cold wet cloth on her forehead because she had a bruise as a result of the Punk Rock Smash by Katie earlier during the night. Grunge then mentioned their match was next.
Winners: Damage Inc.
Crazy Pete/The Enforcer vs Angel/Matt Uzi
The men that call themselves Satan's Offspring's were in the ring and the fans turned on their SIW Champion Crazy Pete for his alliance with The Enforcer. Pete told everyone that they could all go to hell for all he cared. He also said that he didn't care for anybody but himself.
Winners: Angel/Matt Uzi
Writers: TJD, MDY, ML