Copps Coliseum
Hamilton, Ontario
Carnage starts with Elite Alliance members staring down Bernardo backstage. Bernardo tells them he didn’t ask for a warm up match against Queen Liana, it was Greg’s sick idea of a joke. Bernardo tells Liana that he will kick Cervantes’ ass at Global Warning but he will not fight the Queen. General Manager Greg Banks walks in their locker room and says since he doesn’t want to fight Liana then he will take on a mystery opponent. Ringo starts to laugh at Bernardo who looks worried. Ringo and Gateman also have a match tonight as they take on Fight Knight, Damage Inc and the tag team champions Definition in the main event
Jill and Chastity entertain the crowd in the first match of the night. Chastity covers early in the match after delivering a sling shot but Jill kicks out. Chastity whips Jill in the corner and goes for a corner elbow but Jill moves and drops her with a bulldog. Jill delivers a body slam and goes off the topes and delivers a leg drop. Jill covers but Chastity kicks out just in time. Chastity gets a near fall late in the match but it’s Jill that comes out victorious by pin fall after delivering the Rage Factor. Both Chastity and Jill will be part of the Diva Faction challenge at Global Warning
Drako gets booed as he comes out for another edition of Drako’s Corner. His guests are none other than Global Warning opponents “Mr. Confidence” Michael Miller and the current Heavyweight champion from Brawl JaeVeli. Miller and JaeVeli get into a stare down as Drako goes over the events that led up to the match at Global Warning. From Miller’s first promo on the SIW site to the Trevortron flashes, Miller has had left the SIW fans wondering which champion he would target until last week on Carnage Banks agreed to sanction his requested non title match against JaeVeli. Miller and JaeVeli get into a confrontation and out of nowhere we see Darksyde comes out from the crowd and JaeVeli is double teamed by Darksyde and Miller. The Coliseum explodes as Maurice Bad makes a rare Carnage appearance and he clears the ring with a folded steel chair. Mecca chants fill the Coliseum as Bad and JaeVeli celebrate. Next week on Brawl, these two teams will meet in he first round of the tag team tournament
The Innovator Michael Gaze and Miguel Cervanets will battle in a best 2 out of 3 match at Global Warning but tonight on Carnage, Greg Banks has scheduled a time limit match. In order to win the match, you must pin your opponent outside the ring and you’re opponent has one minute to get back to the ring before he loses. Anything goes. Gaze and Miguel start the match inside the ring until Gaze is thrown between the ropes and to the outside. Miguel whips Gaze into the commentary table and slams his head on the security wall. Cervantes drops Gaze with a DDT on the entrance ramp and pins him. Cervantes is back in the ring as the countdown is shown on the Trevortron. Gaze is up and makes it back to the ring before the one minute mark. Cervantes charges Gaze but he misses a clothesline and Gaze drops him with a face buster. Late in the match, Gaze delivers the Innovation Central at the top of the ramp and limps back to the ring. The countdown starts but Cervantes doesn’t make it make to the ring and the referee awards the match to Gaze
On August 26, 2007, Carnage presents Global Warning on pay per view live from the Bell Center in Montreal, Quebec!
The A.O.A, DDHK and Michelle are backstage with Jessica White and are accompanied by a special guest, none other than Kirby’s sister and former Carnage general manager Shelby Kirby. Glenn announces that his sister will be in their corner when they battle the other three factions tonight in the main event. Jessica White tells DDHK that the odds are stacked against him at Global Warning and asks him if he has a plan. DDHK says he always has a plan, especially for big matches like the one at Global Warning. But what’s important is tonight because Fight Knight are about to make history and become the new SIW Tag Team Champions
Bernardo makes him entrance accompanied by Johnny Ringo to take on a mystery opponent. Bernardo is stunned when he finds out his opponent is Fake Vex who is three times his size. Vex chases Bernardo around the ring and follows him on the outside. Bernardo slides back in the ring and starts kicking Vex but it has no effect. Fake Vex kicks Bernardo in his face and knocks him out instantly and also crashes into the referee. Ringo gets involved in the match and drops Fake Vex with the Ringo Bingo in the middle of the ring and puts Bernardo on top of him. Ringo slides the referee over and Bernardo wins the match. Ringo raises Bernardo’s arm in victory and we see a photoshoped picture of Bernardo wearing the SIW Lightweight championship
The SIW champion Natedawg is interviewed by Jessica White and says he’s happy about his match. Nate suggests that Craig watches what will happen to Smith, Metalgod and Asylum because it will be only half the beating he will get at Global Warning. Nate says he has a lot of respect for Craig but there can only be one man to walk out of Global Warning as the SIW Champion. Jessica plays footage of last week’s edition of carnage where Natedawg launched Jill of the entrance ramp and attacked a crippled Craig. Nate says there is plenty more where that came from. He also denies the rumors that a stipulation will be added to the match. Natedawg thinks it won’t be necessary because the match is intense enough as it is. Out of nowhere, Ragin’ Craig attacks Natedawg and all hell breaks loose backstage. Security breaks it up but have a hard time as both wrestlers try to fight them off. Only at Global Warming will you be able to see Nate and Craig battle for the SIW Championship, who will walk out champion?
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Video package is aired on the Trevortron for Carnage’s newest signing, Krazy J. This youngster from Brooklyn is a great athlete with a bright SIW future and he brings his beautiful manager Kelsy Krieder from Staten Island along with him. Krazy J will make his televised debut in the coming weeks
The next match is the four way non title match between Metalgod, SIW Extreme champion Asylum, Sonny Smith and the current SIW Champion Natedawg. Smith, Metalgod and Asylum will battle in a triple threat match for the Extreme title at Global Warning but tonight they have their hands full with the SIW Champion. Nate delivers a beat down to Metalgod in the corner until he’s double teamed by Smith and Asylum who launch him to the outside with a double back body drop. Smith then turns on Aslyum and delivers the Assassination and covers but Metalgod breaks the count. Smith and Metalgod battle on the outside as Natedawg sends Asylum into the corner and delivers a flying knee to his face. Nate goes for the Gangstanator but he’s hit with a drop kick from Smith. Late in the match, Metalgod spears Asylum off the stage and they both land into some electrical equipment. Back in the ring, Nate drops Smith with the Gangstanator and pins him to win the match. Natedawg stands in the ring after the match holding up the SIW Championship and celebrates with the fans
This week in Carnage history..........
August 19, 2004 Staples Center | Los Angeles, California – Matt Uzi pinned Mike London in a GM Position/Retirement Match
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The last match of the night is the blockbuster four way tag team match between the four main factions on Carnage, Fight Knight, Damage Inc, Elite Alliance and the champions Definition. A lot of “Shelby” chants are heard throughout this huge match. Ringo and Cervantes lock up as Drako and DDHK battle on the other end. Queen Liana and Shelby who have a history get into a confrontation but Michelle sticks up for the former Carnage GM and slaps Liana. Jill then slaps Michelle and Chastity slaps both of them. A fight breaks out between the four divas until the referee decides to eject them from the match. Ringo tags in Gateman but before he can get in the ring, Cervantes drop kicks him off the apron. DDHK drops Grunge with a DDT and covers but Drako breaks the count. DDHK tags in Kirby who clears the ring. Kirby whips Grunge in the corner and executes a corner splash. Gateman charges Kirby but he launched over the top rope with a back body drop. Out of nowhere, Kirby is leveled by a clothesline by Craig. The former SIW Champion delivers a running powerslam and covers but Kirby kicks out. Craig applies a boston crab in the middle of the ring but Kirby fights his way to his corner and tags in DDHK. Craig is caught off guard as DDHK drops him with an impaler DDT. DDHK is then attacked by Gateman and they take their battle to the outside. Ringo and Gateman double team DDHK but out of nowhere Craig and Cervantes assault them from behind. The referee has a hard time controlling this match but when the dust settles it’s Fight Knight that indeed make history as Kirby nails Grunge with the Thug Bug and pins him to win the match. The fans give Fight Knight as standing ovation as the referee announces them as the new SIW Tag Team champions. Fight Knight celebrates with Shelby and Michelle as the show ends
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
DARK MATCHES
General Manager: Greg Banks
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Jill pinned Chastity – 9:02
“The Innovator” Michael Gaze defeated Miguel Cervantes in a time limit match 10:32
Bernardo pinned Fake Vex 5:44
Natedawg defeated Asylum, Metalgod & Sonny Smith in a four way non title match 14:11
Fight Knight defeated Damage Inc, Ringo & Gateman & Definition to win the SIW Tag Team Championship 14:33
Johnny Jobber pinned Jonathan Downs
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Bobby Glass, Rick Martin
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
