Staples Center
It was an awesome night in Los Angeles as the SIW visited the Staples Center. Mike London put his GM position on the line against Matt Uzi who put his career on the line in a classic match. Over all the show was great, Uzi and Katie were set to announce their wedding date and Drako finally got his shot at the SIW North American championship. Another anticipated match was the rematch between Terror Soule and Summer Andrews for the SIW Lightweight Championship. Trevor and Myst were also in the building as the CEO had referee duties.
Mike London Comes Out
Christina York: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the SIW Thursday Night Carnage General Manager......Mike London!!
London: Alright i'll take over from here, why don't you go backstage and make sure Uzi's watching this....
London: Thank you, Christina. By the way, nice ass...I mean...glass....glasses! Nice glasses, yes. Now, before my match tonight, I wanted to say some final words to Matt Uzi. You thought I was just some pushover rookie when I entered SIW, right? But no, that's in fact very far from the truth. When we met for the first time, and when I signed that contract, I never ever ruled out the possibility of this happening. I knew you were just a stepping stone for me in this company. Just for making a name for myself.
You see, I knew what I was doing all along. Whether in fighting you or teaming with you, I did it! I am now apart of the SIW family. I never planned to stick around teaming with you, because I knew your ego would get the best of you. Now, present day, we find ourselves fighting for what we hold dearest to us. Your career and my GM position. Uzi, you've made the mistake of not taking this match seriously, as you proved by.....what happened at Brawl....
London: Yeah, exactly. Let's take a look, shall we?!
As the crowd begins to laugh, the SpyTV segment from Brawl plays, showing Uzi in his pre-match fun.
London: Wow, that IS nasty, huh? Well, while you're having a blast with your sex jelly, I've been training like a mad man, both in the ring and outside.
Before London could continue he was cut off by the sound of "Blackball" by The Offspring as THE NEW ERA made his way to the ring. Uzi and London were face to face....
Uzi: You have to stoop so low, as to get a cheap pop by showing that SpyTV shit? Well, Mike, after the humiliation I suffered on Brawl, I decided to take that rage and channel it to tonight's match. You see, Mike, I swear to every single holy power that exists, I will end your little stint as GM, and then watch you be buried into mid-card heaven. LONDON......I WILL BUST YOU UP TONIGHT!!!! RIGHT HERE IN LOS ANGELES!!!
London: Oh? Are we so confident, Matt? Well, I wouldn't be, especially with Enforcer out for you, after the whole incident....
Uzi: Enforcer's a piece of shit that can fuck right off! London, TONIGHT YOU WILL BE WISHING YOU NEVER MET ME OR EVER CAME TO SIW, THAT I PROMISE YOU!
Metalgod vs Antonio J. Collins
Metalgod missed a closeline and got nailed by a nice Low Road, a 3/4 nelson bulldog suplex executed to perfection only like Collins can do. Taking care of business real quick, Antonio locks Metalgod in the Heartache & Pain......Metalgod almost grabbed the ropes to break the hold but it was too late he tapped out to the unbearable pain. Antonio Collins stood in the ring looking at his beat opponent letting the fans take pictures of him before heading backstage.
Myst Helps Trevor
Myst: (In a seductive voice) Trevor you have to go out there next, why don't you let me give you a hand to get prepared.....
Trevor: Mmm That would be great Myst
Staff Member: Mr. Derickson are you ready? Your on in five...
Trevor: God damn it! Get the hell out of here, I know when my match is, I own the damn company....
Myst: You mister better get ready......We'll save it for tonight....
Myst winked and the crowd went wild.....
Trevor: I can't wait till the show is over...
Myst bent over to get a referee shirt out of a bag under a bench and revealed a little more than expected. You saw Trevor turning his head to her direction as she bent over. She slipped on the striped on the shirt over is head and adjusted the collar and sleeves. She then ran her delicate fingers through his hair making sure the CEO looked 100% before going out in front of the fans.
Trevor: You know Myst, I don't know what i'd do without you, you've done so much for me and this promotion and i'd like to thank you somehow......Any ideas??
Myst put her arms around Trevor's neck as the two looked at each other like nothing else in the world mattered.
Myst: How about you finish what you have to do here tonight and then we leave together early?
Trevor: That’s an excellent idea Myst, an....
Singles Match
A-Bomb told everyone that from now on, she had people to call her friends, and that The Outlaws were her new alliance. She then dared Katie to try and cause shit at Carnage. She was soon cut off by H-Bomb who made her way to the ring accompanied by Damage Inc. Right behind Damage Inc. were Firestorm and Terror Soule! Tension built up but didn't last very long as Trevor kept things in order and sent the two teams backstage. Before he called for the bell he laid out the rules to both girls.
Very intense match as H-Bomb continued to show great in ring abilities and A-Bomb was more focused than ever. The match did get a little dirty at one point, with a few illegal tactics but the CEO caught everything. After a perfectly executed back body drop A-Bomb went for the pin but H-Bomb kicked out.
The fans all of a sudden started booing as Titan made his way to the ring. As the fight continued Titan got a mic handed to him, and he told Trevor that someone was kidnapping Myst De Young. Without thinking twice Trevor leaves the match and Titan started laughing as he watched the CEO run backstage. Titan didn't do anything; he just walked back up the ramp, stayed at the top near the entrance and watched the two divas beat the hell out of each other. But everything made sense when Katie Mysfit came from the crowd to ringside and nailed A-Bomb with the Punk Rock Smash and quickly left the scene. Titan conveniently sent senior official Sam Carter to the ring as H-Bomb pinned A-Bomb for the 1-2-3
Trevor, Myst, Titan and Katie Backstage
Trevor: What the hell is going on?
Titan: Uhhhh nothing boss I made a mistake, Myst wasn’t getting kidnapped....
Trevor: You two cheaters!! This was all a plan to interfere and make A-Bomb lose her match!!
Myst: You know after watching what just happen I believe something needs to be done....
Trevor: What did you have in mind?
Myst: After everything that’s happen this week I say you suspend Titan indefinitely......
Trevor: Titan you heard her, your suspended until I call you back
X-Unit
X-Factor: WOOOOOO! Here we are! We are the premiere faces of the SIW! Now I know we look a little banged up, but that comes with the territory. The three of us are tough, and we’ll all be ready to go on Monday. Now I’m in a funny position. I’m the current number one contender for the North American championship, but the four person elimination match’s contestants haven’t been announced, assuming Pete doesn’t show up. Now I want to be involved in the World Title scene, as I think I am one of those who truly deserve a shot at the title, so I’m putting my North American title shot on hold in favor of trying to get a position in the elimination match.
…The fans cheer wildly at this proposition, obviously supporting X-Factor as a major contender for the World Title. Angel accepts the mic after X-Factor tosses it towards him, and flashes a smile into the camera before he goes to speak.
Angel: I've got a few things to say... First off, I need to address Matt Uzi. Ya know... I can deal with you attacking me from behind. I can deal with you smashing my guitar. God knows there's plenty more on where those come from. Seriously, ripping up the pair of wings that I gave that kid? You've got some serious problems. I don't know what your deal is, but I think it should be addressed and soon. Enforcer and this thing with Crazy Pete... Pete disappears and Enforcer seems to be weaving a web of deceit or something. Fact of the matter is...the SIW Champ is missing and Enforcer gives us no answers. I want to address this. X, my man, I know you just spoke on this, but I have some things that I would like to say. If Pete doesn't show, he gets canned leaving the SIW Heavyweight Title up for grabs. X...Show...we all know that we want a shot at that belt. I fight and bleed for the Hardcore Title.
Both X and Show nod in agreement
Angel: But I want to make it clear that no title will get in the way of our alliance. We are a team. A unit. X-Unit to be exact. We're the heroes of the SIW. Soon, everyone will know the power that we possess not within God, but within ourselves. It starts with X and Show taking hold of the Tag Titles.
…Angel hands the mic to Show…
Showstoppa: Now I hope no one has forgotten about the match X and I have at the Pay-Per-View. Mr. Derickson hasn’t responded to our wishes of making this match a special match for this special occasion, but the members of X-Unit are patient. I know X and I are going to walk out of Global Warning the new Tag Team champs. Damage, Inc are nothing but pansies who can’t make it no matter what! You can’t stand up to the heart of this group, or the might of The Outlaws. Now Firestorm and Terror Soule, I respect the two of you, but you’ll be beaten as well. Both of you are going to feel the pain and that me and X bring. Nothing will stand in the way of the heroes prevailing. The evil in this federation will be cleansed by the strong. Damage, Inc…Outlaws…get ready. The four of you better be prepared, because you’re all about to be… CANCELLED!
The members of X-Unit slapped hands as the crowd cheered for their heroes. "Points of Authority" began to play once more as X-Unit headed to the back. X-Factor made a loud “WOOOOOO” as Angel and Showstoppa looked on smiling, before the threesome headed back through the curtains.
SIW Lightweight Championship
Summer delivered a few quick elbows to the head which brought terror into the ring and down on the canvas. As Summer went to deliver a few kicks to Terror’s head, he grabs her foot and flipped her onto her back. The match was a surprising back and forth classic with Summer able to pull off a few big moves but ultimately falling victim to the finesse and accuracy of Terror. Terror went to the top to deliver a Flying headbutt, but Summer rolled away as Terror met the canvas.
Terror once more gained the upper hand after a powerful brainbuster, but as he went for the pin, "Egypt" by Dio was heard. While Terror was standing on the edge of the ring looking for someone to come out of the entrance a man dressed in black and wearing a black ski mask came out of nowhere. While the ref was busy checking on Summer, the masked man used the opportunity to slide in the ring with Terror’s own tag belt. He smacked the belt into the back of Terror’s head busting him open, and as quickly as the masked man came he was gone taking Terror’s tag belt with him. The ref looked around confused but the match continued.
Summer capitalized on the situation as she finished Terror Soule with a Moonsault off the top rope covering him to win the SIW Lightweight championship. As Summer was celebrating her friend A-Bomb came to ringside accompanied by Firestorm who helped Terror backstage. A-Bomb lifted Summers hand in victory but then sickly turned her back on her with a Superkick to the face. It was clear their friendship was over with The Oulaws now backing up A-Bomb
Terror and The Uncanny Unferno
Inferno: Hey Terror what’s up you look pissed?
Terror grabbed the front of Inferno’s shirt as the spittle formed at the corner of his mouth
Terror: Where is he? Where is that Bastard I know he came back here did you see him?
Inferno looked at Terror as if the man has utterly lost his mind.
Inferno: Man what the hell are you talking about?
Terror: You know who I mean that little bastard who stole my title and hit me with it. He was dressed all in black man did you see him?
Inferno: Yeah man he went that way I think. He went into Damage Inc's dressing room.
Terror took off down the hall and entered Damage Inc's dressing room. Finding the room empty he searched and found in Drako’s bag not only a ski mask but also his Tag Title. Terror proceeded to tear apart Damage Inc's dressing room swearing revenge.
The Renegade
Renegade: Antonio I hear we have a match on Monday, it's Thursday so that gives you chance to brush up so use your match tonight as a warm up. So what? You got a win against MetalGod, my grandmother wouldn't have too much of a fight on her hands. (laughs) But Antonio I am not going to talk shit about you as you seem like the type of guy i could get on with, Just one little thing...
Renegade looked into the camera; there is a lot of hustle and bustle in the background
Renegade: Walk with me for a second
The camera man followed Renegade as they walked through the endless corridors of the huge arena
Renegade: You see I have grown up in this industry but there was one thing i was never any good at and that’s, talking shit about people I don't hate. I wanted to have a match with Scream on Monday but I don't get my shot! Instead I get a man I have no problem with, but that doesn't mean that i am not going to do my best, I will go out and fight for my respect, fight for freedom and fight for The Revolution. But Antonio you and me we quite the same i mean does this sound familiar? ' Antonio grew up being made fun of and taunting by his family. Each day he heard how he was worthless and never going to amount to anything...How he would be crawling on the dirt begging people for a nickel to eat.' I had the same things happen when i was growing up. I hated my Parents so much that i spent my summers on the Double Cross Ranch Learning to wrestle With 'The Hardcore Icon' himself Terry Funk. See all my parents cared about was my Kid Brother Justin. I was always overshadowed where ever I went, whatever I did! But now its time Antonio to prove to those who don’t believe what we are made of, join me in the greatest contest known to man.
Renegade walked into a dark room and the camera man went to follow but the door was slammed shut before he could get through. We then hear The Renegade negotiotiating with someone to join his Revolution.
SIW North American Championship
Drako had his tag partner Grunge at ringside and they both had no idea that their locker room was trashed. The Enforcer had the match in his favor after delivering a nice pulling piledriver. The Enforcer threw Drako to the outside and started attacking both Damage Inc. members. The Enforcer took on more than he could handle as the two foes beat him down without mercy. Back in the ring the match was interrupted by security holding back Terror Soule as he yelled at Damage Inc. As Drako stood near the ropes, from behind Enforcer rolled him up in a small package but Drako kicked out. Grunge grabbed The Enforcer's leg to slow him down and thats when Drako pulled the champ towards him finished off The Enforcer with the The Last In Line. Drako pinned The Enforcer to win the SIW North American Championship. Damage Inc. and H-Bomb celebrated Drako's victory after the match as well as taunting the fans. They also had possession of the SIW World title. H-Bomb begged Drako to have the SIW World title, and he gave in.
SIW SpyTV
An upset woman is seen talking on the phone and right behind her is the SIW Champion Crazy Pete! Most likely the woman is his wife. She passes him the phone
Pete: Yeah this is Pete.....
SIW Management: Pete you realize that you will be released by Friday is you don't sign your new contract
Pete: Are you and the rest of the SIW morons? I left a message last week telling you guys that I was afraid of Uzi and that I never want him to hurt me again
SIW: Well Pete in that case we don't want you complaining that you were fired for being gay,
Pete: Who the fuck told you that? I'm married damn it!
SIW: Well the tabloids say it's just a cover-up
Pete: Just leave me alone ok!! I never want to wrestle ever again! I hate all of you!
GM Position/Retirement Match
As we seen "The Unbeleivable" Titan standing next to the future bride and groom Matt makes another announcement.....Christina hold the mic to his face
Matt Uzi: Unlike the rest of the trash in the SIW, Titan has always been there for me since the beginning of my career, and that's why he's going to be my best man at the wedding. With that said, tonight, we are gonna see history in the making. Not only will I beat Mike London's ass to midcard level, but I also become the Undisputed #1 Contender for the SIW World title as we all know that I scared the living life out of the SIW champion so that make me what I am.....#1 CONTENDER.....AND WITH MY BODYGUARD THE UNBELEIVABLE TITAN I AM UNBEATABLE!!!
THE NEW ERA officially starts tonight as I use Mike London as an example to all the other SIW Superstars that think they have what it takes to wear Matt Uzi belt. Besides my finance Katie, I have nothing to live for, THE SIW TITLE IS MY LIFE!!! And if anybody interferes in my life they will suffer the consequences. That means all the other wannabe #1 contenders....*cough*Inferno*cough*X-Factor wait until I call you out, until then.....FUCK OFF!
The crowd screamed and when the lights came back on, London was lying in a pool of blood from his head, Titan was still being pushed out if the arena, and Uzi was left standing over London's body smiling. Nobody knows what happen, it couldn't of been Titan because he didn't have enough time to make it to the ring. Uzi executed his patented Uzi Piledriver and pinned London to win the match. As Uzi was was running his mouth after the match, X-Unit made an appearance and wanted to put an end to Uzi's dirty tricks and quickly made their way to the ring. Uzi in return ran away through the crowd as Carnage went off the air.........
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Los Angeles, California
Capacity 16 069/16 069
August 19, 2004
Rating: 8.4
Christina York was in the ring, microphone at hand. Arch Enemy's "End of the Line" hit the PA system, and Mike London headed out of the curtain, dressed in his ring attire. London got a loud pop from the crowd, and he entered the ring, where his music died down. As Mike looked around, the crowd shifted between chanting "PLEASE KILL UZI" AND "KICK HIS ASS".
Metalgod was in the ring and didn't take his eyes off his oponent Antonio J. Collins. He jumped him before the bell could ring. Gaining the upper hand Metalgod executed a nice Godslam followed by the GodSuplex. He trid to cover Collins but it was only good for the two count. Collins fought back with a vicious punch to the head and whipped Metalgod to the ropes
Winner: Antonio J. Collins
The TrevorTron focused on the backstage area in a private corporate locker room. The crowd goes wild as we see Trevor getting ready to referee the next match and right by his side was his Executive Consultant Myst De Young. A big woooooooooooh is heard through out the crowd at the sight of the beautiful Miss. De Young. Looking sexy as ever, in her patented black spaghetti strap dress showing off her long silky smooth legs. She pulls Trevor towards her by his tie......and started to loosen it
Trevor Derickson Special Referee
A-Bomb vs H-Bomb
The fans were really excited as SIW's Trevor Derickson was the special referee in the next match as H-Bomb and A-Bomb were set to settle their differences. When A-Bomb made her entrance were heard those A-Suck chants again and it really pissed her off. She grabbed the mic from the ring announcer and told everybody to shut up. She stated that the only reason they think she sucks is because they have all been brainwashed by the conniving Katie Mysfit. She told them that they can say she sucks all they want, she said the chants made her stronger and that she had a surprise. She pointed at the TrevorTron and The Outlaws appeared. But before Terror, Firestorm, Axel and Bryan Graves were about to speak Latesha left the room in a rage slamming the door. They made an announcement that A-Bomb was the newest Outlaw. Obviously, the offer made to A-Bomb by The Renegade was rejected.
Winner: H-Bomb
Trevor was backstage looking for Myst De Young, and was pissed. He finds Titan and Katie laughing together
The Staples Center quiet down as "Points of Authority" by Linkin Park blasts through the PA. …X-Unit appeared at the top of the entrance ramp, and the crowd erupted with cheers for the three faces. X-Factor, Angel, and The Showstoppa made their way to the ring, smiling and slapping hands with the fans. The threesome were a little banged up, with Angel having tape around his ribs, Showstoppa sporting some gauze around his head, and X having a band-aid over his left cheek. They all climbed in, with X taking to the microphone first…
Summer Andrews vs Terror Soule
Summer was already in the ring ready to compete for the SIW Lightweight title when "My Own Prison" began to play Terror Soule came out to a shower of fireworks as he made his way to the ring.
Winner: Summer Andrews
Terror was going nuts backstage looking for the man with his belt. As he reached a corner, he ran into none other then The Uncanny Inferno
Renegade sat on a box by the rear entrance of the arena. The camera panned around slowly as Renegade looked directly into the camera, and looked away again and then began to speak.
Falls Count Anywhere
Drako vs The Enforcer
The SIW North American Championship was on the line as The Enforcer and Drako finally faced off in the ring. There were many rumors going around that The Enforcer might be leaving the SIW and might not make it to Global Warning. The same for his tag partner, Crazy Pete. Enforcer went MIA all this week but management was happy to see him show up for Carnage to defend his title. He also had Crazy Pete's SIW World title.
Winner: Drako
Another one of those SIW SpyTV segments was shown on the TrevorTron and SpyTV is almost guaranteed to shock anyone. This edition showed a relitively large home. The Camera zoomed inside the home and we seen a replica of the SIW World Championship title displayed over a fire place.
Mike London vs Matt Uzi
Backstage Christina York is with Matt Uzi, Katie Mysfit and Titan. Matt took the opportunity before perhaps his last match to tell everyone that he and Katie were getting married on September 12, 2004.
Winner: Matt Uzi
Writers: TJD, X, ML, MU, Angel, UI