Mid-South Coliseum
Memphis, Tennessee
Carnage starts with General Manager Greg Banks coming out to ringside accompanied by his bodyguard NuTz and announces that Global Warning is sold out but then makes another huge announcement. As of September 14th , Carnage will be going back home to MTV where it started 10 years ago. EBW Last In Line will also be aired live on MTV this Saturday.
Marissa Juanita Martinez was defeated by Michelle in her debut match via pin fall after Michelle delivered the widows peak. After the match, Marissa slaps Michelle and the two divas continue to battle until officials pull them apart.
After the match, Christina York tries to get a few words from Ian Bishop but he slams his locker room door in her face. Rumors are going around backstage that Bishop failed a random drug test last week and will be suspended indefinitely.
On October 11, 2006, the SIW will present Wednesday War live on CBS for a third time. The classic event will feature members from both brands Brawl and Carnage.
Newcomer "Abnormal" Aaron Bentley took on former SIW North American Champion Snake in the next match and gets a huge upset win after avoiding a clothesline and delivers the Abnormality to get a pin fall. Bentley makes his presence felt on Carnage after he nails Snake in the face with a folded steel chair and busts him wide open.
The cameras zoom into the parking lot and wee see some EBW members walking into the arena. Grunge, Drako and Douglas are carrying barbed wire steel chairs and the crowd gets into an “EBW” chant. They meet up with fellow EBW members, the SIW tag Team Champions Affirmative Action who are set to take on Mike London and the SIW North American Champion Vex.
Tony Viction put the SIW Lightweight championship on the line in a rematch against the lovely Heaven Lee. Viction cowardly nails Heaven with a set of brass knuckles and gets himself disqualified. After the match, Viction is confronted by the self proclaimed "Wrestling God" Adrian Hannibal Quake. Adrian tells Viction he’s not so tough if he has to cheat to beat a woman and he should kick his ass for being so pathetic. But Adrian suggests he does it at Global Warning for the SIW Lightweight championship. Viction accepts and tells him his match at the pay per view will be his first and also his last.
A video package is shown for the next pay per view Global Warning on August 27, 2006. Don’t miss all the top Carnage superstars live from the Alltel Arena in North Little Rock, Arkansas!
SIW Tag Team championship is on the line in the next match between Affirmative Action against Global Warning opponents London and the SIW North American Champion Vex. This great back and forth match is ended when Vex and London start fighting each other and they get counted out. Vex throws London into the Carnage sign and making it explode. London may have got electrocuted in the process but Vex continues to attack with kicks to his head until he’s held back by security. Back in the ring, Affirmative Action is attacked from behind by Bastion and Aeson and they battle all the way into the crowd.
EBW Last In Line this Saturday live on MTV. Don’t miss the inaugural EBW show which will feature Bozzman vs Angel vs Chris Macavedi for the SIW championship. Also, Grunge, Drako and Douglas take on the Southern Kings in a six man tag team match and much more!.
The #1 contender for the SIW Heavyweight Championship Brandon Gateman takes on SIW veteran Ian Bishop in a blood match. Gateman picks up the win in the brutal match after hitting Bishop with a DDT on the ring bell. Bishop is busted wide open and the referee declares Gateman the winner.
Ragin’ Craig makes a surprise appearance on Carnage wearing a Brawl t-shirt and brings up the fact that Greg Banks and Terror Soule had no business being on Brawl this week. He says he’s going to Terror Soule a lesson at Global Warning and then his promo is cut off by Banks who sends Soule to the ring to attack him. Terror holds Craig from behind while Banks swings a chair but Craig moves and Banks nails Terror instead. Craig then nails Banks with the Rage Factor and tells Soule he’ll see him this Sunday at Global Warning.
Brawl For All - For those that missed Monday Night Brawl this week.
EBW Champion Grunge takes on SIW Heavyweight Champion “The Living Dead” Duane Doogan in the main event. Grunge shows no fear and dominates Doogan until the Southern Kings come out from the crowd and attack him after Doogan whips him to the outside. Murdoc smashes a camera over Grunge’s head and then throws him back in the ring. Drako and Douglas come out and chase the Kings away with barbed wire steel chairs but back in the ring, Doogan hits the DooganDT and picks up the win in the champion vs champion match as Carnage goes off the air.
With Carnage off the air, Grunge tells the Southern Kings that this Saturday their going to be inside an EBW ring and that’s there is nowhere to run and nowhere to hide. Grunge then introduces EBW’s one and only play by play commentator for this Saturday Katie Mysfit who’s accompanied by Jessie, Natedawg & Maurice who are all wearing EBW t-shirts.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
DARK MATCHES
General Manager: Greg Banks
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Michelle pinned Marissa Juanita Martinez 5:05
"Abnormal" Aaron Bentley pinned Snake 6:33
Heaven defeated Tony “The Bull” via DQ 5:01
Affirmative Action defeated Vex & Mike London via count out 9:01
Brandon Gateman defeated Ian Bishop in a first blood match 8:00
Duane Doogan pinned Grunge 10:44
"Dr. Frank N Furter pinned The Ironman" Craig Rodger
Johnny Jobber pinned Ryan "NuTz" Brown
Juggalo J pinned Zero Thomas
Announcing Team: Katie Mysfit, Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Bobby Glass, Frank Wellington, Wayne Cashmere
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
