The show starts with new Carnage commentator and the first SIW Lightweight champion in SIW history Marc Dustin being introduced. Marc replaces veteran commentator Travis Dunns on commentary with Mike “The Mic”. Drako comes out for his talk show and his guest are none other than one of the most popular teams on Carnage Fight Knight. Drako starts yelling at DDHK for turning his back on Damage Inc and then Kirby steps in. Drako pushes Kirby and all hell breaks loose on the set. Out of nowhere, Gateman, Ringo and Gaze from Elite Alliance run out and attack Fight Knight. Drako stands back as the Elite members deliver a beat down until security comes out to breaks up the chaos
The first match of the night is a non title triple threat elimination match between Global Warning opponents Metalgod, Sonny Smith and the current SIW Extreme Champion Asylum. Sonny is the first to get eliminated after getting hit by the God Bomb and pinned by Metalgod. The match does not have extreme rules both Asylum and Metalgod almost get counted out but Asylum breaks the count by sliding back in the ring. Metalgod whips Asylum into the corner and goes for a corner elbow but Asylum moves and delivers a Hangmans Noose Neckbreaker. Asylum wins the match as he eliminates Metalgod by pin fall with a shooting star press. Asylum celebrates after the match but will he be able to defeat both Smith and Metalgod again this Sunday to retain the SIW Extreme championship?
Carnage general manager Greg Banks is backstage with Grunge who wears an EBW t-shirt and tells him that there has been rumors going around that Titan offered him a deal to go back to Monday Night Brawl. Banks tells him he doesn’t like Titan negotiating with his talent and threatens to personally send him packing to Brawl if he looses his match tonight against Johnny Ringo. Grunge takes the mic and warns Banks he will break his neck if he ever threatens him again. Grunge announces EBW will hold another Last In Line PPV on September 15, 2007. Grunge opens a sports bag and pulls out the EBW Championship and knocks out Greg Banks with it
The fans are treated to Diva Food fight between Michelle, Jill, Chastity and Queen Liana. Michelle, Jill and Chastity start fighting and throwing pies at each other while Queen Liana comes out in a dome and refuses to take part is something only peasants do. The other divas get together and rip off the dome from her wagon and start covering her with ketchup, mustard & whip cream. The divas pull her off the wagon and continue to cover her with condiments. The Queen is horrified as she lays in a pool of ketchup, mustard and whip cream. It seems like the Carnage divas do not think highly of their Queen. What will Queen Liana have in store for them this Sunday at Global Warning in the Diva faction Match?
Bernardo tells Ringo that he’s going to go to Definition’s locker room and punch out Gabriel to send him a message. Ringo wishes him good luck. Bernardo walks down the hall and knocks on Definition’s locker room door. Miguel answers and Bernardo tells him he just wants to wish Gabriel good luck this Sunday. As Gabriel gets near the door Bernardo nails him with a hard right but it doesn’t have much effect. Gabriel nails him with a fist to his mouth and whips him into a metal crate. Bernardo lays motionless on the ground as the show cuts to a commercial
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Elite Alliance members Michael Gaze and Brandon Gateman take on Definition’s Miguel Cervantes and Ragin’ Craig. Gaze scares team Definition early in he match with a roll up on Cervantes and a handful of tights but Cervantes kicks out just in time. Craig is tagged in and battles the leader of Elite Alliance Brandon Gateman. Craig goes for a running power slam but Gateman fights his way out and nails Craig with a DDT. Gateman covers but Craig kicks out. The match continues as Gateman tags in Gaze and Craig tags in Cervantes. Cervantes and Gaze battle on the outside and from the back comes out the SIW Champion Natedawg. Late in the match, Gaze hits Cervantes with a sucide dive to the outside but back in the ring, Craig avoids a BKO and drops Gateman with the Rage Factor and pins him to win the match. After the match, security is forced to stop a brawl between Cervantes and Gaze. Natedawg and Craig look at each other and Craig points to a fallen Gateman and tells Nate that will be him at Global Warning
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Johnny Ringo is accompanied by Bernardo who has a bump on his head as he takes on the EBW Champion Grunge. Bernardo wears a t-shirt that has the Lightweight title printed around the bottom but this Sunday he has a chance at winning the real thing as he challenges the current champion Gabriel Cervantes. Grunge nails Ringo with an elbow as the bell rings and whips him into the corner and delivers another elbow to his head. Grunge kicks him in the ribs a few times and covers but Ringo kicks out. Grunge whips Ringo to the other side and goes for another elbow but Ringo moves and delivers a bulldog. Grunge gets up and gets hit with a short clothesline and Ringo locks him into a modified cross face but Grunge reaches the ropes to break the hold. The match continues back and forth with the fans on their feet and out of nowhere Ringo nails Grunge with the Ringo Bingo and pins him after delivering the Ringo Rocket off the top rope. After the match, General Manager comes out with an ice pack on his head and tells Grunge he’s very disappointed in him and says he’s fired from Carnage. Drako comes out and tells Banks that he will regret breaking up Damage Inc and announces a mystery guest on Drako’s Office next week and promises to change Carnage forever
Ringo and Bernardo celebrate after the match and then we see footage on the Trevortron of a Fight Knight monster truck that drives over the Elite Alliance limo. The crowd gives Fight Knight a standing ovation as Kirby and DDHK stick their heads out the windows. They back up over the limo crushing it even more before driving off
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SIW Lightweight champion Gabriel Cervantes is accompanied by his brother Miguel as he takes on the SIW Champion Natedawg in a non title champion vs champion match. Cervantes catches Nate off guard at the beginning of the match and nails him with an enziguri and drop kicks him out of the ring. Cervantes jumps off the top rope but Nate catches him in midair and delivers a powerslam. Nate covers but Cervantes kicks out. Nate whips Cervantes to the ropes but misses a clothesline and Cervantes executes a flying body press. Cervantes delivers a moonsault off the top rope but Nate moves out of the way. Natedaqg delivers a powerbomb in the middle of the ring and then we see Ragin’ Craig come out from the back. Nate and Craig get into a confrontation but from behind Cervantes rolls up the SIW champion but Nate kicks out at two and the match continues. Cervantes hits Nate with a corkscrew leg drop and covers but Nate stays in the match by putting a foot on the bottom rope. Cervantes stays in control of the match with his high flying style but is launched with a superplex and Natedawg delivers the Gangstanator. Natedaqg pins Cervantes to win the match and tells Craig he will suffer the same fate as Cervantes at Global Warning. Craig and Natedawg get into a stare down in the middle of the ring and a brawl breaks out as the show ends. Don’t miss Global Warning this Sunday as Ragin’ Craig challenges Natedawg for the SIW Championship
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
DARK MATCHES
General Manager: Greg Banks
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Asylum defeated Sonny Smith & Metalgod in a triple threat non title elimination match 13:02
Miguel Cervantes & Ragin’ Craig defeated “The Innovator” Michael Gaze & Brandon Gateman 10:39
Johnny Ringo pinned Grunge 8:44
Natedawg pinned Gabriel Cervantes in a non title champion vs champion match 14:33
Krazy J w/Kelsy Krieder pinned Jonathan Downs
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic" and Marc Dustin
Officials: Sam Carter, Bobby Glass, Rick Martin
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD