Pengrowth Saddledome
The Calgary Pengrowth Saddledome was filled with fans cheering and waving their signs as SIW Thursday Night Carnage went on the air. The fans were in for a great main event that had the SIW World title on the line in a brutal Ladder Match between The Uncanny Inferno and the NEW ERA Matt Uzi only three days before Global Warning. Also in action were SIW's most hated heels Damage Inc as they took on X-Unit's X-Factor and The Showstoppa. This event in Calgary also marked the televised debut of Electria Arceneaux as she took on the SIW Women's champion Latesha in a non-title match. It was also rumored that the SIW CEO Trevor Derickson was in the house and was going to offer a public apology to the Canadian fans for his behavior last Monday in Vancouver.
The New ERA Matt Uzi
Matt: You can all chant what the fuck you want because it doesn't really matter......
The fans continued to chant "UZI SUCKS" very loudly.........
Matt: Tonight you idiots are going to see Matt Uzi become a three time SIW Champion, I don't care what I have to do to that piece of crap Inferno, I'll kill him if I have to........Inferno I swear after tonight you'll never be the same.........I WILL COMPLETELY RIP YOU APART!! Tonight you will become a man.........That's right, i'm going to give you the beating you daddy never gave you growing up........I'M GONNA SHOVE THIS SIZE 13 BOOT RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!!
As soon as Matt was going to speak once again he was cut off by "Game Over Remix". Antonio J. Collins and Trinity were at the top on the entrance ramp. Anotnio called for a mic.....
Antonio: Matt..do you ever get tired of hearing yourself talk. I know everyone else in the SIW does which is why I really wasn't paying attention to damn word you said. If you notice while you were talking half the crowd went to the bath room or went to get something to eat.
Antonio rubbed his chin and then looked out at the crowd
Antonio: Don't worry Matt. I'm not gonna take to much of the fans time. I mean I don't want to fill them full of more hot air. Actually I'm out here to wish you luck tonight. Not only tonight but good luck at Global Warning. I mean as you say the great Matt Uzi id way up high in the big leagues and me I'm just low man right now. Your going for a world title and I'm just beginning to make a name for myself but wait. Come to think of it. I guess that is why you tried to take me out isn't Matt. You figured I would be easy and you'd eliminate a threat to your future. A rookie shows potential . Can't have that can we Matt.....
Antonio: Like I said I'm not out here to fight because Hey you asked me to wait my turn and you'd make me famous...That's got to suck in itself. To know that a rookie like me is going to become famous with your help. I even know how its going to go Matt. You'll walk that Aisle get in the ring and parade around show the world what a true to life jackass is...and me I'll step in the ring and you'll laugh thinking I don't deserve to even be in the same ring with you. Hey your the great Matt Uzi right?.......
Antonio: No No now I have to disagree with the fans Matt. You don't suck...You are a great wrestler and as I said you being the great Matt Uzi will think I don't deserve to be in the ring with you and think you'll toy with me maybe thinking time to make this young punk famous and famous I will become Matt. I look forward to becoming famous...the thing is how do I go about it...How will the great Matt Uzi help Antonio Collins...How will you help me become famous?
Katie held back Matt from running down the ramp to attack Antonio.....
Antonio: Then it hit me. Antonio Collins versus Matt Uzi One On one. the Night Antonio Collins becomes famous...famous by........BEATING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU. By whipping your ass from post to post..by stomaching a whole into you until you are just a greasy spot on that mat..You enjoy the big leagues Matt. You enjoy the world title shots and when the time comes you won't have to pass the torch to a rookie like me. I'M GOING TO TAKE IT FROM YOU. You are right it is time for a New Era in SIW to start life over. But you are now the hunted Matt and your game will soon be ......OVER
Before heading Antonio could make it backstage, Matt Uzi started yelling on the mic.....
Matt: Antonio let me explain to you just who in the hell I am........I AM THE NEW ERA MATT UZI THE NEXT SIW WORLD CHAMPION, NOBODY COMES OUT HERE AND INTERRUPTS THE ICON.......
Matt pushes Katie aside and starts running down the ramp when all of a sudden from the top of the TrevorTron The Uncanny Inferno jumped off and nailed Uzi with a devastating closeline!!! The crowd chanted "Holy Shit!". Antonio and The Uncanny Inferno laughed as security and EMT came to the scene. What a way to start Thursday Carnage.
Triple Threat Hardcore Match
Scream then went after the Renegade but wasn't as successful. The Renegade ducked an elbow and nailed Scream with a painful spine buster on the parking lot asphalt. The hardcore match came to an end when The Renegade performed his Slam Jam DDT on top of a car through the windshield to get the 1-2-3.
Terror: Yea he hit me and gave Andrews the win.
Graves: Man we are going to get Inferno for messing
with the Outlaws.
SIW Lightweight Championship
Katie recovered and came back in the ring to break the figure four. The events that led to the end of the match came when Katie got nailed by a back body drop and rolled out of the ring. As Summer turned around she was greeted with the A-Bomb Drop as A-Bomb won the SIW Lightweight championship.
Renegade: Cut the music……..I have some thing important to say. In-Laws your time is over, The Revolution will soon be the most dominant force here in SIW, but until that time, get ready to have the hardest battle of your life.
Renegade turned to the crowd and taunted them with a huge fist flying into the air. He then began to talk again...
Renegade: I have to admit i'm impressed with Benny and Scream, they came out tonight and took their beatings like a man, you see, wh...
The Renegade is cut off by "My Own Prison" As the SIW Tag Team Champions along with A-Bomb, Latesha and Soule Stealer stood at the the top of the ramp. Christina York gave Firestorm a mic......
Firestorm: You know what Renegade? I’m sick of you. Sick of you running your mouth about how you’re gong to defeat the Outlaws no matter how long it takes or what the cost. You’ve pushed me to the limit and now you say my time has come? Oh hell no my friend. Your time has come. Time to teach you a lesson. You want a match? You got it. It’ll be me, the original outlaw, Firestorm vs. you in a Hell’s Firestorm match. You call yourself the definition of hardcore. We’ll see just how hardcore you really are next Monday Night. You’ve run your mouth for too long now and now I’ll shut you up. None of my Outlaw buddies will be at the ring. In fact they will all be banned form ringside until after the match. I don’t need any help taking your ass down. You have a lot to learn in this federation and your first lesson starts Monday with me, the leader of the Outlaws.....
Security kept everything under control before anything could happen between The Outlaws and The Renegade.
None-Title Match
Latesha quickly gained the upper hand by irish whipping Electria into the corner and giving her several kicks to the mid section. Latesha continued the assault until Electria countered Latesha’s DDT with a back body drop. Electria proceeded by putting Latesha in a dragon sleeper. Eventually Latesha broke the hold. Electria continued with a strong head butt followed by a head scissors take down. Electria went to the top rope to deliver a corkscrew moonsault but missed when the Women's champion moved out of the way. The match came to an end when Electria Arceneaux put Latesha away with the Rock- A-Bye. The TrevorTron showed Katie Mysfit backstage really disgusted at the fact that Electria and Latesha shook hands at the end of the match.
X-Unit
Christina: I am live in the back with all of X-Unit! Now X-factor and Showstoppa, you have a big match coming up tonight with Damage, Inc. What do you think is going to happen in this match?
H-Bomb: I’ll tell you what I think is going to happen; X-Factor and Showstoppa are going to beat Drako and Grunge until they can’t stand anymore! That is, if Drako even gets to the arena. But even if he does, Damage is going down tonight, just like they’ll lose at Global Warning! My man X could do nothing but beat losers like Damage, Inc.
X-Factor: That’s for sure, babe. Mr. Derickson has assured me that any underhanded tactics this evening perpetrated by either Drako or Grunge will result in an immediate disqualification. But that won’t matter. There is no way they can beat me and Show.
Show: That’s a lovely dress you’re wearing tonight, Christina.
Christina: Why thank you! It’s nowhere near as nice as the dresses H-Bomb wears, though.
Show: That’s true. X really bagged a winner. But I’m not here to talk about my main man X-Factor’s love life. I’m here to talk to Damage, Inc. This is a rematch, and a test before our match at Global Warning will just be the final encore before the nails in your coffins are hammered in. I propose something, Damage Inc. If either X and I win or the two of you somehow manage a victory in which the titles change hands to one of us, the other team quits being tag partners! Outlaws, we’ve got nothing against you. To me, this will just be a match, and it will be a title win. It is unfortunate that we’ll have to beat you, Terror Soule and Firestorm, but we’ll do it nonetheless. X-Unit is just too good to lose. Drako and Grunge are going to lose tonight, but at Global Warning this Sunday, Both the Outlaws and Damage Inc will be…CANCELLED!
Show: But I think the third member of our group has something to say about his World Title shot…Angel?
Angel: A lot of things have been going on recently in the SIW. I've kept my Hardcore Title, and have been thrust into the World Title scene. This is a blessing for me, and a curse for others. Matt Uzi, I detest you. You are a deplorable person, and should have some sense knocked into you. I hope The Uncanny Inferno retains his title and in the process hospitalizes you. I don't understand how Mr. Derickson could back someone so horrible as a champion candidate. It makes no sense to me. But should you make it to Global Warning, I'll be ready. I'm prepared to do what it takes to bring the World Title to X-Unit. I have the ability to beat both of you, and I shall. It was divine intervention that led me to be in that match at Global Warning, and I shall not let any evil stop me from becoming the new World Champion! Inferno, I respect you greatly, but your title will become mine this Sunday. Uzi, I deplore you and hope you suffer a wrath reserved for no other...but both of you will be blessed by Purgatory, for I am the one to show you the light!
H-Bomb: No one is going to stop this group. With our numbers growing constantly, nothing can and no one can beat us! And with X-Factor as our leader…
H-Bomb: ...nothing can stop us from reaching the top!
The crowd went crazy, but quieted after X requests it. X, holding H-Bomb close, began to speak once more…
X: So by the end of Sunday, X-Unit will hold The World Title, The Tag Titles, the North American Title, and the Hardcore Title! X-Unit consists of three of the best wrestlers in the SIW, as well as the best looking Diva/female wrestler! X-Unit is going to win tonight, but this Sunday, at the inaugural PPV, We’re going to bring the pain, and The Outlaws, Damage Inc, Matt Uzi, and The Uncanny Inferno are going to feel it!
The crowd roared once more, as the camera fades out from the interview
Intruder?
Christina: Excuse me but do you have a pass to be backstage?
Man: Ummmm yeah it's in my pocket...
Christina: I'm sorry but if you don't show it to me i'll have to call security...
Man: Look Christina it's me Titan, Shhhh don't tell anyone....
Christina: Titan are you crazy? If Trevor or Myst see you they will suspend you even longer, possibly terminate your employment....
Titan: Don't worry I only have to do one thing then I'm gone.
Tag Team Match
The fans boos turned to cheers as X-Factor and The Showstoppa made their way to the ring with a fancy firework entrance. The fans went went wild as the two teams that will be facing Firestorm and Terror Soule at GW for the SIW Tag Team championship locked up in the middle of the ring. the ref finally got Drako and X-Factor in their corners as Show squared off with Grunge. A nice Swinging Neckbreaker by Show put Damage Inc in a critical situation as Grunge rolled to the outside in pain. Show also went to the outside to continue his attack but from behind Drako nailed him with a running bulldog. As Drako kept kicking Show in the ribs X-Factor jumped off the top rope and hit him with a Hurricanrana, Drako was out cold.
Back in the ring The Showstoppa executed a piledriver and went for the pin. He only got a two count before Grunge kicked out. Show tagged in X-Factor who nailed Grunge with a corner splash followed by a senton bomb. The fans went wild as X-Factor executed the Pain Giver to win the match. These two teams will meet again at Global Warning as they take on Firestorm and Terror Soule for the SIW Tag Team Championship.
SIW World Championship
Trevor: Welcome everyone to Thur....
Huge "ASSHOLE" chants.....
Trevor: After my actions last week, I realized I went too far with what I said about Canadians......
More "ASSHOLE" chants.....
Trevor: To Hell with you Canucks!! Where the hell I'm I? All I see is a bunch of redneck cowboys.....
Crowd starts to chant "Trevor SUCKS"
Trevor: You all want to talk about sucking? Well I can tell you the Calgary Flames absolutely SUCK!!!.....I'm ashamed to be a Canadian.......Moving to the United States was the best thing I ever did........I bet two million dollars on the Tampa Lightning to win the stanley cup and guess what? I won!!! And the money I won wasn't funny colored monopoly money......no no no......It was the green stuff that was actually worth a dollar and not 74 cents.......how do you people live with this currency?
Myst and Trevor start laughing
Trevor: Inferno you also suck.....I've heard the thing's you've said about me and I will get my revenge, I hope you enjoyed your three days as SIW champion. And just to let you know I've added a stipulation to your match, if you lose that belt tonight.....YOU WILL NEVER EVER GET A TITLE SHOT AS LONG AS I'M IN CHARGE!
Inferno had enough and started to head towards the CEO but from behind Uzi hit him with a flying elbow. The bell rang and the match got underway. Uzi irish whipped Inferno into the ring ribs first and started kicking him down. Uzi then went under the ring and pulled out a ladder. He continued to punch Inferno in the head and gave him a closeline from hell. Uzi told Hayden and Dunns to move out of the way as he set up Inferno on the annoucing table. He set up the ladder in the ring and jumped onto Inferno with a flying elbow breaking the table in half.
"HOLY SHIT" chants filled the arena as both men didn't move for a good four to five minutes. Inferno actually got up first and got the ladder from the ring. As Matt started getting up he was knocked down again with a ladder shot to the face. Inferno set up the ladder in the ring and came inches away from getting the belt but Uzi out of nowhere knocked down the ladder cause Inferno to land on the outside. Uzi barely got up and placed the ladder and climbed it. Trevor was glad to see Katie Mysfit make her way to the ring as she was Matt's insurance policy to win this match. As Matt climbed the ladder and had the title in his hand, Katie drop kicked the ladder causing Matt to fall face first to the canvas. Trevor started yelling with strong language as Katie left through the crowd. Inferno somehow found the courage to climb the ladder to retrieve his SIW World title as Carnage went off the air...........
Calgary, Alberta
Capacity 20 140/20 140
August 26, 2004
Rating: 8.3
The show started with Matt Uzi making his way to thre ring accompanied by his fiancé Katie Mysfit. He was in his usual pissed off mood as he grabbed the mic from the ring announcer. The fans started chanting "UZI SUCKS, UZI SUCKS".
Benny Paradise vs Scream vs The Renegade
Before his match, The Renegade shared a couple of jokes with his Revolution teammate Antonio about what had happened to Matt Uzi. Antonio then wished Renegade good luck in his match. Benny Paradise and Scream doubled teamed the Revolution leader at the beginning of the match. The Renegade ended up being power bombed by Scream through the Spanish commentary table. Benny then dented a chair over Scream's head resulting in sever blood loss. The Renegade went under the ring and pulled out a Barbedwire Chair which he used to bash Benny's head in. This was perhaps the bloodiest SIW match in history. The match ended up in the parking lot were we seen Scream knock out Benny by ramming his head in a pillar.
Winner: The Renegade
An Outlaw gets booted?
Terror Soule and Bryan Graves were standing in the back of the arena. They were talking about Terror's loss of the SIW Lightweight title after Inferno attacked him.
A-Bomb vs Katie Mysfit vs Andrew Summers
A-Bomb and Katie Mysfit once again faced of in a classic match also involving Summer Andrews and her SIW Lightweight championship. This was a chance for Summer to get her revenge on A-Bomb for turning her back on her and joining the Outlaws. The match was intense from the beginning as we see Katie deliver vicious blows to A-Bomb head in the corner. Summer actually joined in and they double teamed A-Bomb. The fans started chanting "A-Suck" and "A-Slut" whenever she'd gain the upper hand. A-Bomb threw Katie to the outside as she banged her head on the steel railing. Meantime back in the ring Summer Andrews knocked A-Bomb down with a drop kick and locked her in the figure four leg lock
Winner: A-Bomb
Revolution
The arena went black and ‘Smells like Teen Spirit’ was heard throughout the entire arena. A single solitary red light shined onto the entrance way, then Renegade slowly strolled through the curtain wearing jeans and an X-Unit T-shirt he then stood on the stage for a while. He held his arms in the air and then walked down to the ringside. He walked around the ring and then grabbed a mic from the sound guy. Renegade then rolled into the ring and began to speak……
Electria Arseneaux vs Latesha
“Dragula" by Rob Zombie played as Electria Arceneaux made her way to the ring. She climbed into the ring and turned immediately around to wait for Latesha so they can start the match. She didn’t have to wait long as Headstrong by Trapt hit the pa and Latesha made her way to the ring. She cautiously entered the ring as the two acknowledge each other respectfully. As soon as the bell rang Electria locked up with the Women's champion in this none-title match.
Winner: Electria Arceneaux
Christina York stood in the X-Unit locker room, with X-Factor, H-Bomb, Angel, and The Showstoppa standing around her. The crowd cheered wildly seeing the most popular group in the SIW
Some huge figure was seen walking backstage with a black jacket and black pants. He also had some strange hat and a fake mustache. Christina York sees this and tried to get answers.....
Damage Inc. vs X-Factor/The Showstoppa
The biggest heels in the SIW Damage Inc made their way to ringside and heard alot of "Damage Inc SUCKS!" chants. Grunge ripped up a "Damage Inc Can Kiss My ASS" sign and pushed the fan to the ground. Drako also got into a fight with a fan after he grabbed the guy's girlfriends tits. There was a couple of Calgary cowboys in the front row and Damage Inc. took their hats and made fun of the Calgary heritage. The fans started throwing garbage in the ring.
Winners: X-Factor and The Showstoppa
SIW SpyTV
The person behind SpyTV was at it again as the TrevorTron showed footage of Titan as he went up to a door that said Myst DeYoung.....Executive Consultant. He knocked on the door and no one answered. He made a hole through the window and entered her office. He looked around before walking towards her desk. He turned the chair around and noticed her purse. He went inside and took her wallet. As he headed out of the arena still disguised we noticed he's happy to find out where she lives. He hails a cab and tells the driver to bring him to the airport because he's headed to Seattle, Washington, which is where Miss DeYoung resides.
Ladder Match
Matt Uzi vs The Uncanny Inferno
The tension was felt in the main event match. When Matt Uzi and The Uncanny Inferno stood in the middle of the ring bad mouthing and pushing each other, "My Way" by Limp Bizkit played causing the crowd to go into a mass frenzy of mixed emotions. Some seemed to be chanting "Asshole" as other willingly great the main man of SIW. Casually, the CEO is wheeled out on to the stage by his lovely girlfriend/Executive Consultant Myst DeYoung. She looked like she was a bit flightily this evening, as she nervously looked about while keeping close to Trevor as if attempting to hide something. Not only that be her manner of dress was a little different from her usually scandal clad business style. This time her hair was seen thrown back into a mock bun, as she wore a large baggy sweat shirt and a pair of loose fitting black jeans. As the music died down, Myst reached into an unseen pocket in the back of the wheel chair and pulled out a mic, that she handed to the CEO nervously....
Winner: The Uncanny Inferno
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Writers: TJD, X, MDY, FS, Renegade, TS