General Manager Greg Banks comes out at the beginning of the show live from a sold out FedEx Forum. He talks about going back to MTV and loves the idea of being live on Friday nights. Banks then announces that there is one Carnage member that’s not going to be joining then when they move and that his bodyguard NuTz. Banks tells him he sucks and slaps him in the face for losing his last twelve matches. NuTz responds by dropping Banks with the NuTz n’ Boltz leaving him unconscious in the ring.
Marissa Juanita Martinez and Michelle competed in the first match of the night. Last week Michelle defeated Martinez in her debut but this week the two divas are counted out as they refuse to listen to the ref’s instructions to get back in the ring. The continue to fight after the bell rings and are pulled apart by several officials.
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Christina York is standing next to the new SIW Heavyweight champion Brandon Gateman. The champ shows footage from last Sunday’s Global Warning where he became a two time heavyweight champion. Gateman denies the rumors going around that he couldn’t get the job done without the help from Gavin Payne. Gateman says he had Doogan beat way before Gavin joined the party and he’s going to do it again tonight on Carnage in a Global Warning rematch.
The next match is an intergender tag team match between Tony Viction & Olivia Danger who made her return to the ring against Heaven Lee & the SIW Lightweight Champion Adrian Quake. Viction and Quake start the match and the champion quickly dominates after avoiding a clothesline and then nails Viction with a flying elbow off the ropes. Adrian delivers the 360 Quakenator and covers but Olivia interferes to break the count. Viction makes the tag and Olivia and Heaven battle it out and take the match to the outside. Olivia whips Heaven into the security wall and then drops her with a spine buster. The referee gets the divas back in the ring and Olivia gets Heaven in the Tumble Of Life but Adrian makes the save. Viction takes Mike’s chair and tried to get into the ring but Adrian executes a Springboard Corkscrew Plancha to the outside. Quake and Heaven take the win after Adrian delivers the “A” and pins Viction.
Greg Banks is wearing a neck brace and is surrounded by dozens of security guards as they walk into NuTz’s dressing room. Banks tells NuTz he just made the biggest mistake of his life and rips up his two year contract and tells him he’s fired. As security escorts NuTz out of the building, Banks kicks him in the ass on his way out the door.
A promo is played for Carnage’s newest star Grimm “Get It On” Jones. Grimm is considered to be one of the most controversial wrestlers in wrestling history. The promo is interrupted by SIW Hardcore Champion Terror Soule who makes his way to the ring and says sick of hearing about Grimm Jone. Soule says next week, he’s going to personally welcome him to Carnage by beating him in his debut.
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The next match was a classic four way for the SIW North American championship between Tag team champs Maurice Bad & Natedawg, Mike London & Vex. After dominating London and Vex, Affirmative Action throw them out of the ring and fight each other. After a perfectly executed belly to belly, Maurice applies the Bad Lock on his partner in the middle of the ring but Vex breaks the move by nailing Bad with a clothesline. London hits Nate with the Spinal Trauma but he’s pulled out of the ring by Vex who covers but Bad breaks the count with a leg drop to Vex’s neck. Bad applies the Bad Lock to Vex who’s struggling in the middle of the ring but shows great power as he turns around and kicks Bad in the head which sends him flying to the outside. Natedawg jumps off the top rope but Vex catches him in mid air and delivers the Flat Line and covers him for the win and retains the championship.
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Gavin Payne comes to ringside and gets a mixed reaction from the Memphis crowd. Payne says one of the reasons he’s back on Carnage is to get his Heavyweight championship back but first he wants to deal with a little prick backstage that’s been pissing him off recently. Payne calls out the Lightweight Champion Adrian Quake. They get into a stare down which turns into a fist fight. Gavin smashes a monitor over Adrian’s head and busts him wide open. Gavin continues to kick Quake in his head but he’s eventually held back by security.
SIW Heavyweight Champion Brandon Gateman comes out for his rematch against Duane Doogan and says there are rumors going around that Duane Doogan is afraid of him and he hasn’t been seen since he kicked his ass at Global Warning and refused to show up for his rematch on Carnage. Gateman then challenges EBW Champion Grunge to a non title match. Grunge comes out and the match gets underway. Grunge whips Gateman in the corner and then delivers an elbow to his face. Gateman counters an irish whip and then hits Grunge with the BKO. As he covers, Drako, Douglas & Affirmative Action come out from the crowd. Gateman tries to fight them but he’s outnumbered. The referee calls the match a DQ in Gateman’s favor. EBW members leaves thru the crowd as the heavyweight champion receives medical attention.
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DARK MATCHES
General Manager: Greg Banks
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Michelle fought Marissa Juanita Martinez to a double count out 4:05
Heaven & "Wrestling God" Adrian Hannibal Quake defeated Olivia Danger & Tony Viction 7:33
Vex defeated Mike London, Natedawg & Maurice Bad to retain the North American Championship 12:01
Brandon Gateman defeated Grunge via DQ 11:02
Dr. Frank N Furter pinned "The Ironman" Craig Rodger
Johnny Jobber pinned Ryan "NuTz" Brown
Juggalo J pinned Zero Thomas
Snake fought "Abnormal" Aaron Bentley to a double count out
Announcing Team: Katie Mysfit, Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Bobby Glass, Frank Wellington, Wayne Cashmere
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD