Mellon Arena
It was a big night for the SIW in Pittsburgh with three championships on the line. The long awaited Global Warning rematch between Katie, Angelica and Latesha for the Women's title was finally going to happen. Also in action was the new SIW Hardcore champ Soule Stealer as he took on Mike London. Another anticipated match was between Titan and the newest North American champ Antonio J. Collins, earlier in the week Titan and the rest of t.W.o warned Collins to be careful. Can Titan finally win the North American championship? It was was clear everyone was pumped up for the main event featuring SIW Champion The Uncanny Inferno taking on t.W.o's Damage Inc. If Inferno won, he would get a match against his boss and a win would give him 50% control of the SIW.
t.W.o
Titan: Well isn't this a pathetic crowd.........It's stinks in here, where the hell are we? In Pittsburgh?
Soule Stealer: Yeah that shit smell is definitely Pittsburgh.....every time I come here it stinks....
Titan: Alright it's time to shut up.......I have some bad new for everybody............Our great corporate champion, the SIW icon, The NEW ERA Matt Uzi will be gone for a month to film his new movie.........
The crowd cheered at the fact that Uzi will be gone
Titan: You people have no respect for great men........you only seem to cheer losers like The Uncanny Inferno and that ass-clown that calls himself the SIW North American champion Antonio J. Collins..........Antonio tonight you will find out that your win against me was bullshit. The only reason you won is cause that punk Gale got me counted out. Also Antonio I would like to thank you for sucking............because tonight winning that title will be as easy as taking candy away from a baby!!! Hahahahaahah
Also tonight were going to see the end of the the SIW Champion....The Crappy Inferno!! Punk your too busy sticking your dick in that little ho that you've forgotten about reality, your the SIW Champion which means your a marked man. Fool, you signed your death warrant by accepting this match with Damage Inc, they are going to rip off your super hero limbs and leave you for dead.......Inferno you know you'll never get your match with the CEO, so after tonight I suggest you stick that cape up your ass and surrender to t.W.o
Titan: Another punk thats going to get hurt tonight is Mike London. Mike, you've got to be the biggest jackass in the world, when you first came in the SIW, Uzi took you under his wing and you turned your back on him......what did it get you? An ass whooping by Uzi, a concussion and now your nothing but a midcarder. You chose the wrong path my friend. A good example of someone choosing the right path is this man here, the SIW Hardcore champion Soule Stealer.....The Outlaws did nothing but hold him back, with t.W.o he's a champion. London it was nice knowing you, and like Inferno and Collins, your face will be in the obituary section of the news paper....Hahahahaha. Anotonio I find it funny that you compare our match to David and Goliath because you certainly don't have to courage and determination that David had, and here's a little secret...Goliath was a pussy compared to the "Deadly Giant" Titan!! Antonio as Uzi mentioned earlier this weak, we killed X-Unit, and this week is the end of the Revolution.......see you in the ring bitch!!
Benny Paradise vs Alex Gale
Moments later, Gale locked clipped Benny's knee and locked in his right knee in a half crab. Benny broke the hold by nailing Gale in the face with an elbow. Benny missed the elbow off the top rope leaving Gale to continue to work on his right leg. They took the match outside of the ring as Benny reversed an irish whip and went Gale crashing is the steel steps. The ref got both competitors back in the ring and Benny Paradise ended the match with his devastating Paradise Landin'. After the match Benny continued his assault on Gale but was eventually dealt with by officials.
The Angel of Vengeance?
Banks: Angel! Can I have a moment with you?
Angel almost stormed by, but instead stopped. He glared at Greg Banks making him
feel noticably uncomfortable.
Angel: Have you seen t.W.o around?
Banks: Uhh…no, can’t say that I have.
Angel: If you do, tell them that The Angel of Vengeance comes for them. War is
upon them…vengance shall be mine!
SIW Hardcore Championship
The two competitors made it to the parking lot and Stealer put a garbage can over London's head and started to beat him with a shovel. He tried to pin the former Carnage GM but London kicked out at two. The ending was quite interesting, Stealer busted a car windshield when he missed him with the shovel and Mike closelined him to the ground. London then got into a fork lift and hit Stealer with the forks just missing his body. London pinned him to become the hardcore champion. Damage Inc came to the scene and started beating on London. Drako put him out with the The Last in Line.
Angelica and Katie
Hrvoje Bozic vs Summer Andrews
Summer then executed a perfect Huricanarana and went for the pin but only got a two count. The fans started chanting "Herbie" taunting the superstar as Summer whipped him in the corner and nailed him with an elbow to the mouth. Bozic used his size to gain advantage of this match and at one point her threw Summer to the outside. The crowd went insane when out of nowhere Bryan Graves made his return and nailed Summer with the Death Valley Driver and threw her back in the ring. the ref turned around not seeing a thing and ordered Graves to head backstage. Before his absence, Summer had screwed Graves out of the European championship when she was the special guest referee in his match, so this was revenge for Graves. Bozic just laughed and executed the The Avenger and pinned her for the win. The crowd booed as Bozic celebrated in the ring.
Chick Wonder
Hobo 2: No way! You only think you found it first....don’t give me any of your bull crap...
Chick Wonder: HEY!!!
Chick Wonder was seen riding in on her Steed of Justice, and jumpedoff even before it stopped. She ran over to the two homeless men, and started to tell them the error of their ways...
CW: Don’t you know smoking it bad for you?!?! How can you two fight over who is going to smoke that joint. You need to be nice and caring towards one another...
The two homeless men looked at each other with tears in their eyes and the first hobo throws down the joint, and they hug each other...
Hobo 1: I’m so sorry man! I never meant to let my anger get in the way of our friendship.
Hobo 2: I’m sorry too! You have to forgive me for being angry at you too...
Both Hobo’s: Thank you so much CW...how can we ever repay you?
CW: Just stay out of trouble and be nice to each other....
SIW Women's Championship
Latesha got into the jumped into the brawl and helped Angelica beat down Katie. As they whipped her to the ropes, Katie double closelined the Outlaws. She then threw Latesha to the outside and went after Angelica one on one. She first nailed her with a running bulldog followed by a standing legdrop. Latesha came back in the ring and hit Katie with a rocker dropper. She went for the pin but Angelica broke the count!! Latesha was pissed. Latesha and Hunt got into a wild brawl resulting in the referee getting knocked down. Katie out of the blue dropkicked Angelica to the outside and nailed Latesha with the Punk Rock Smash. She went for the pin but the ref was knocked out.....Angelica pulled Katie to the outside and delivered the A-Bomb Drop on the concrete floor. She went into the ring and continued the match fighting her Outlaw teammate. The referee came back to his senses as he seen Latesha finish off Angelica with the Hell's Message. Latesha celebrated abit before pinning Angelica, she was exctited to have the match won but then things changed quickly. Katie snuck back in the ring and rolled her up from behind in a small package and got the three count to officially win the SIW Women's title.
Holy War?
X: Damn man, you OK?
Angel: Are you? You lost the North American Title because of Damage Inc and now
they’ve got H-Bomb?
Angel: Precisely. t.W.o thinks they can push the Unit around? We’re only getting
started.
X smiled and let out a big “WOOOO!” That got the crowd to pop. Angel then
started to head off.
X: Hey, where are you going?
Angel: Got some unfinished business. I’m not exactly smiling about Monday
either. I’ll be there to help you get H-Bomb, no worries.
Angel: I just want you to know that it’s taking everything in my power to keep
from unloading on you… I understand you meant well, but you cost me a match that
I could’ve easily won myself after London chased Titan and Uzi off. As far as
I’m concerned…you owe me a belt. The SIW Heavyweight Championship to be exact…
The two almost go at it but CW keeps them apart and pulls Inferno away as Angel
made his way to the stage. Godsmack’s Re-align hits the pa to a big ovation as
Angel made his way down the ramp to a red pyro show complete with red
wings, clothing, and a new red Purgatory over his shoulder. He handed his wings
to a young fan in the audience and rolled into the ring with a mic in hand.
Angel: So that’s how it’s going to be, is it? Trevor, you want to hide behind
your goons? Fine. I’ll just take them out…one…by…one. Now it is my business. I’m
declaring a holy war on t.W.o! Nothing, I mean nothing will stand in the way of
my vengeance!
The crowd let out a huge cheer followed by a “t.W.o SUCKS” chant in favor of
someone finally stepping forth to take on t.W.o
Angel: I won’t rest until every one of t.W.o is put away for their crimes. I
will hound you with reckless abandon. Myself and X won’t rest until they’re
eliminated from existance. …But we’re not in this alone. Many of us in the back
are angry with your actions, and it is time that we all banded together to take
them down. Inferno, I know you’re hearing this. I blame you for my defeat last
Monday, but we’re still on the same side. London, I know you’re not exactly in
good straights with then either, but think about it. What can Trevor honestly do
to you? Join in our fight. He’s afraid of you just as much as he’s afraid of
anyone in Revolution or X-Unit. You can hear it in his voice. You can see it in
his eyes. Divided, we are weak and can do nothing against his tyranny, united…we
can put an end to this debauchery once and for all!
He’s barked, we have all heard. But I won’t sit idly by while he just takes this
place down a wrong direction. Already the credibility of the SIW has been
tarnished by his actions. I say enough is enough. I’ll take them down myself if
I have to! Vengeance WILL BE MINE!
SIW North American Championship
Antonio laid on the ground motionless as Titan laughed at him in the ring. Out of nowhere Angel came out and broke Purgatory over his head knocking the big man down. The referee missed Angel's attack as he checked on Antonio's condition. Antonio with all he had left crawled back into the ring and went for the pin. Titan kicked out at the two count and chokeslamed Antonio. Titan had the match won and went for the pin....he almost got the three count but Antonio put his leg on the rope. Titan hooked up Antonio in the torture rack but before the NA champ could submit Titan collapsed to the canvas. Antonio pinned him to retain the North American championship. Travis Dunns and Jimmy Hayden got word that Titan had a cracked skull and a concussion as a result of Angel's attack. We are hoping to hear from the NA champ and his thoughts of his match this week end.
SIW SpyTV
North: Yeah this is North
Caller: North how are things going?
North: Not good.....Titan lost to Antonio, and that Angel dude is ruining everything
Caller: You tell that jackass Titan that i'm pissed at him!! He had simple orders, to make sure he won the NA title and that Stealer keeps the Hardcore title..
North: Ummmmm boss, I hate to say this but, Mike london is the new champion......
Trevor: WHAT THE FUCK???? I leave for one show and t.W.o goes to shit!!
North: I know how we can fix things......
Trevor: Well North you know my offer....let me know on Monday if you want in.....
Handicap Match
Grunge threw him in the ring and tried to pin but only got a two count. Inferno somehow managed to kick although getting smashed head first through the table. Drako and Grunge continue the double team effort and Inferno is seen bleeding from the mouth after being brutally assaulted by t.W.o's Damage Inc. Drako set up Inferno on the steel railing with his throat facing down. Grunge went to the top rope to deliver his patented Elbow Drop. As he went to end the career of Inferno, Angel once again came out to ruin t.W.o's night. He pushed Grunge off the top rope resulting in Grunge breaking his arm as he landed. The crowd went wild as Angel left the scene having left his message to Trevor's World Order. Drako checked on his partner who had to be taken out by paramedics. Drako was in the ring near the ropes worried about his partner when all of a sudden Inferno hit him with the 619. The SIW champ then executed the Red Flare to pin Drako as Carnage went off the air.............
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Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Capacity 17 537/17 537
September 9, 2004
Rating: 8.5
"Rust In Peace" by Megadeth started off the Carnage show on MTV as SIW's biggest man "The Unbelievable" Titan made his way to the ring accompanied by Damage Inc. and the newest t.W.o member, the SIW Hardcore champion Soule Stealer. The crowd chanted "Losers" and "Faggots" before Titan could speak......
"The Phenominal" Alex Gale was screwed last week on Brawl when he got disqualified for using Titan's own brass knuckles. We all know that Titan should of got disqualified. Gale's opponent was Benny Paradise, a great power and technical wrestler who also lost his match on Brawl against the returning Mike London. Benny hit Gale with a running closeline at the beginning of the match and locked him in a sharpshooter. Gale barely reached for the ropes as the ref ordered Benny to break the hold.
Winner: Benny Paradise
A cameraman along with Greg Banks were standing alone in a hall until Angel came storming
around the corner, his appearance changed. His hair had gone from the white to a
blood red as well as his attire. He carried a red Purgatory over his shoulder
like a club as if he was ready to use it on someone.
Mike London vs Soule Stealer
t.W.o's newest recruit, Soule Stealer got himself an impressive win over long time Hardcore champion Angel. Just three days later he had to defend his new title against one of SIW's brightest stars, "Straight Edge" Mike London. Mike had a shopping cart full of weapons he purchased at Home Depot earlier during the week and he rammed it right into Stealer as the Hardcore champ came running at him. The cart fell over and all the weapons including the thumbtacks were spread out across the entrance ramp. Stealer nailed London with a roundhouse kick and a tornado ddt on the thumbtacks. The crowd chanted "Holy Shit" a few times as we saw Stealer start rapping barbed wire around a steel chair. He went to hit London over the head but he moved out of the way as Stealer hit the steel railing. London kicked him in the ribs and used the chair on Stealer busting his head wide open. Both were full of blood, especially London after the ddt on the thumbtacks.
Winner: Mike London
Backstage Angelica and Katie came face to face. Katie was showing off the SIW Women's title and that resulted in the two divas to exchange a few heated words before getting into a little brawl. Angelica told Katie that she's not even the women's champion and that she'll lose the title as fast as she stole it. Security appeared on the scene and broke them up before things got a lot more serious.
Hrvoje Bozic and Summer Andrews finally got a chance to settle their differences in the ring at Carnage. Summer Andrews was away for awhile but she was back better than ever to take on the man from Croatia who intends to wreak havoc on the SIW and made her his first target. "Simply The Best" faded out as Bozic wasted no time and punched Summer down to the ground and nailed her with a legdrop. He then scoop slammed her and climed the turnbuckle to perform a shooting star press but missed Summer completely as she moved out of the way.
Winner: Hrvoje Bozic
Hobo 1: Hey! That’s mine!! I found it first so I’m going to smoke it!
Latesha vs Angelica Hunt vs Katie Mysfit
This match was a rematch from Global Warning, and it was for the SIW Women's Title. The Outlaws, Latesha and Angelica made their entrance and started bad mouthing Katie Mysfit. They were soon cut off by "Frantic" by Metallica as Katie made her way to the ring with with the Women's title hanging on her shoulder. As she entered the ring Angelica attacked her right away and the bell rang. Last Monday Angelica left her title at the arena and Katie took it and declared herself the champion. Some say that she doesn't deserve to be in the record books but this match would determine the real champion.
Winner: Katie Mysfit
A camera snuck around the back caught X-Unit member X-Factor as he was about
to go through the X-Unit locker room door when suddenly, Angel burst out unaware of
X-Factor’s presence, knocking him down to the ground. Angel almost continued on
but stopped and helped him back up and apologized.
Titan vs Antonio J. Collins
Before his match Titan got into a backstage incident with the former hardcore champion Angel. Security had to break them up. The SIW North American Champion Antonio J. Collins made his way to the ring accompanied by Trinity. Titan grabbed her ass and Antonio flipped out. He pushed Titan to the corner and started giving hard chops to the chest and whipped him to the other side of the ring and hit him with a heel kick. Collins went to give him a DDT but Titan simply reversed it into a back body drop. Titan threw him to the outside and bodyslammed him into the steel steps.
Winner: Antonio J. Collins
Last week the sneak in charge of SpyTV was attacked. This week he or she was at it again. This time the cameras focused on returning SIW Superstar Davyd North in the parking lot at the Mellon Arena. North was backstage heading towards his locker room when all of a sudden his cell phone rang.
Damage Inc. vs The Uncanny Inferno
The SIW champion Uncanny Inferno told his sidekick Chick Wonder to chill out backstage while he took out Damage Inc because things might get very ugly. "Egypt" by Dio was heard as SIW's biggest heels make their way to the ring. Grunge ripped off some dude's toupee and punched him out on live TV. Drako then noticed Mrs. London was in the front row, it was Mike London's mother. Drako went to attack her but Inferno came running out and knocked him down with a missile dropkick. Grunge attacked the SIW champion from behind with a hard elbow to the back of the head. He then threw him on the commentary table and put Inferno threw it with a DDT.
Writers: TJD, Titan, TS