Sullivan Arena The SIW was in Davyd North's hometown of Anchorage, Alaska as the SIW Lightweight champion had a chance to take on "Straight Edge" Mike London for his newly won North American title. After being handed the title, London stated that he wanted to earn it by defeating a worthy opponent, so the SIW answered his challenge with North. With Katie Mysfit being the special referee, who knew what was going to happen in title for title match. After striking Maria with a chair shot, North was out for revenge on Katie. The SIW Champion Angel was in action as he teamed up with the Uncanny Inferno to take on t.W.o's corporate champion Matt Uzi and SIW's top heel, Mohamed Abdul Sheik in the main event. Recently the Uncanny Inferno has been going through depression after learning that his sidekick Burn Wonder was shot by accident and would never walk again. Earlier in the week, Inferno went to Mohamed's secret cave to save Burn Wonder and he ended up struggling with Mohamed to rid him of his weapon, a shot was fired hitting Inferno's sidekick. Nobody knew if Inferno was in the right state of mind to compete and team up with Angel. Also on the card was a dumpster match between The Renegade and Hrvoje Bozic and a dangerous Hell In A Cell match between NuTz and his former manager X-Raided
t.W.o
Trevor: What the hell is everyone's problem?
A fan yelled out......."You ruined our hometown hero Davyd North!!"......Then the crowd started chanting for the SIW Lightweight champion.....
Trevor: Davyd North will be here when he feels like it, He dosen't have to please any of you. I made him what he is, he's a champion damn it.....And tonight with my guidance, he will bring home the North American title, he dosen't give a shit who the referee is.
Crowd started the always famous "ASSHOLE" chants
Trevor: Titan is it true they play road hockey on ice skates here in Alaska?
Titan answered as the crowd booed....
Titan: Yeah and also you know your in Alaska when you have 10 favorite recipes for moose meat....Hahahahah
Trevor: Alright let's get down to business, tonight I come out here to announce that on October 31st, at Unhallowed Desires, the SIW World title is coming back to t.W.o..............and that's a promise..........
Trevor: Boo all you want, you bunch of Eskimos, because I, TJD, have a secret plan that will put the SIW World title on my selected corporate champion......."The New Era" Matt Uzi!!!! That's right, and remember the last time I made a promise? It was at RED Alert, I told EVERYONE that The Uncanny Inferno would lose the SIW championship......and he did! And then something terrible happen.............Angel, the Crusader of the light, turned his back on us........like a coward, like a snake in the grass!!!!
Uzi asked for a mic........
Matt: Angel you son of a bitch!! Nobody makes a fool out of my boss! And most of all nobody uses t.W.o and gets away with it, so at UD your going one on one with "The New Era", the icon, the man you wish you were.......Matthew "The Champ" Uzi!
Trevor: Now I bet everyone is looking at Mohamed here in the ring with us and thinking, "What the hell is he doing here?" and "Is that Osama"? Does it ever occur to anyone that this is a great man that prides himself on his beliefs and is a man that has feelings? Hell I mean most of the shit he says is true, as a matter of fact he has a few words for all of you and Inferno...................
Mohamed: Ah yes........it's great to be in America.........with a bunch of rude overweight fackers!! Inferno you have done something bad, you made your partner get shot.......you tried to be a hero and you failed miserably. You are nothing but an embarrassment to your country.......Among all the other embarrassing things about it. You see, Allah forgives you for what you have done....
Mohamed was cut off as Jaffar went to protect him when they heard "Re-Align" by Godsmack rock the Sullivan Arena. The SIW Champion Angel and a scrubby looking Uncanny Inferno rushed to ringside. Angel grabbed his Purgatory and started swinging. The champion scared off Trevor, Titan and Uzi while Inferno swung a sledge hammer to get rid of Stealer and the sheiks. The fans cheered as the two fan favorites cleared the ring. Security made sure things didn't get out of hand at the beginning of the show.
Falls Count Anywhere
They brawled all the way back to ringside, Rikki irish whipped Scream, shoulder first into the steel ring post and took Jimmy Hayden's chair and folded it. As Scream got up he was greeted with a devastating chair shot to his bloody gash. As Rikki went for the pin, Scream reached under the ring and hit Rikki over the head with a 2x4. The crowd went wild as Scream set up a table and went to suplex Cook, but Rikki reversed the move into an Ace Crusher. Rikki then laid out Scream on the table and off the top rope, he jumped to the outside with a Frog Splash landing on Scream, breaking the table in half. The ref counted the 1-2-3 as Rikki Cook was declared the winner of the match.
Davyd North Arrives
Singles Match
Back in the ring, Seabass took control of the match delivering a few chops to the chest and a snapping suplex. Seabass then executed a nice double backbreaker. He went for the pin but Switch kicked out. Seabass whipped him to the ropes which resulted in Switchblade to hit him with the Slice and Dice Tornado Double Arm DDT. The crowd went wild when Switchblade then executed his patented Deep Cut finisher and pinned him for the 1-2-3. After the match, Nick pulled him to the outside. Switchblade grabbed him by the throat, but we then we saw Nick pull out a little package from his pocket and it turned out to be some sort of white powder which he threw in Switchblade's eyes blinding him. Seabass then locked the Tag champion in his Killer Kinebud submission maneuver. It took over ten officials to get Seabass to break the hold.
The New Alex Andrews
Alex: Um, hi there Christina. What are you doing in my locker room?
Christina: Well, Chick-I mean Alex Andrews, I was hoping you would be kind enough to do an interview with us. SIW hasn’t heard a lot from you lately.
Alex: I would be happy to do one. Go ahead and find a seat, make yourself comfortable. Would you like a drink? I have beer, liquor, water, anything you want.
Christina: Well, what happened to you not drinking?
Alex: Banks...have you been living in a cave for the past couple months? I have stopped being a superhero. So, since I don’t run off every few minutes to save someone’s life, I think I will drink what I want.
Christina: Oh of course! And I’m glad we are on this subject. What made you want to quit being a superhero Alex? SIW fans and I’m sure anybody associated with SIW wants to know why...
Alex: Well, it became very hard for me. Trying to juggle saving people, wrestling, keeping Angelica off my back, and my new relationship with Renegade. I thought that I could give it a rest. I need to live. I felt too confined....like being a superhero was what I was all about, nothing else. But now, I feel like I can choose what I want to do and not be looked down upon....Like for instance...I can drink this 20 oz bottle of Silver Bullet, and not have to worry that I’m going to have to save someone.
Christina: And can you tell us about your relationship with Renegade? I know you have talked about it before, but not very detailed.
Alex looked down at her bottle and smiled....
Alex: What can I say? I love him. And he was one of the reasons I gave up being a superhero. If I was still a superhero, I wouldn’t have enough time to spend with him. And I would give anything up for him. And I plan on being down at ring side with him. I want to be there to support him, and watch him kick Hrvoje Bozic’s ass.
Alex paused to take a sip of her beer......
Alex: Anymore questions for me Christina? I have until Renegade’s match.
Christina: Well, there is just one other question. Do you regret giving up being a superhero? Or regret any of the decisions you have made since you decided to stop being a superhero?
Alex: No way in hell do I regret giving up being a superhero. I love Renegade. I love the life we have right now. And I love the time we have to spend together. I could not have asked for anything more. Maybe, one day, I’ll be a superhero again. But right now, I’m enjoying life. I’m enjoying life with Renegade.
Christina: What a great answer. Truly, you will never lose your superhero etiquette. (Banks turns to the camera) And that ends our interview with SIW wrestler formally known as Chick Wonder, Alex Adrianne Andrews. Maybe she could become Triple A...who knows.
Dumpster Match
Renagade continued on the attack as he placed Bozic's head on the ledge of the dumpster and closed the lid, cutting up Bozic and making him bleed. As Renegade tried to put Bozic in the dumpster for the win, Hrvoje found a hammer in the garbage and nailed Renegade in the forehead knocking him to the ground. Instead of throwing Renegade in the dumpster to get the win, Bozic attacked Alex Andrews and nailed her with a DDT on the entrance ramp. The fans started shouting out "Woman Beater" but Bozic just laughed it off as he told the crowd "To Beat Me, You Have To Kill Me". As Bozic turned around, Renegade smacked him over the head with a barbed wire steel chair that he got from under the ring. Both men were suffering from blood loss, especially Renegade after getting with the hammer. As Paramedics came to Alex's aid, Renegade placed Bozic in the dumpster and locked the lid with a pad lock. Renegade was declared the winner but the Hardcore champion wasn't done, he wanted revenge. He pushed the dumpster to the top of the ramp and threw it off! The crowd went wild yelling out "HOLY FUCK". The SIW hopes that Bozic didn't suffer life threatening injuries.
Who Attacked NuTz?
Christina: So Ryan, I hear that you are supposed to take on X Raided in a Manager VS
Wrestler Match? How do you feel taking on a manager who has always been on your
side?
Ryan: Well that's a hard one see...
Person: People of the SIW. Over the past few weeks I have had to watch this
mans personal wins in and out of the ring. But that's all going to change. See
with him taking on X Raided tonight, Me and my followers can examine his
weaknesses. This so called wrestler will have to deal with us soon. Very, VERY
soon...
NuTz slowly and unsteadily got up as he was kicked back down by the unknown person....
Interview with SIW's Newest Bride and Groom
Christina York: Now, I know that you just got married on Brawl last week, and well, I have a few questions for you. How is married life as a couple?
Angelica took the mic, then turned and winked at Terror
Angelica Soule: Well Christina. Married life as a couple is great. I love Terror, with my heart and soul and I plan on being with him forever.
She handed the mic to Terror.
Terror Soule: I would have to agree with my sweet Angelica. Married life is great so far and I love her and plan on being with her forever.
Christina York: Do you think that being married is going to interfere with your wrestling career?
Angelica: Not at all, Christina. You see, Terror and I both have one thing in each others hearts beside each other. That would be the passion for wrestling. Wrestling is our life, we are each others life, so I don’t think that wrestling is going to interfere with anything.
Terror: I would agree with Angelica, wrestling is my life, my passion. As long as I have wrestling, and I have my sweet Angelica, then I will be happy.
Christina: How do you think you‘d tend to work out things if you got into a argument or a fight?
Angelica: All couples fight. All people do, but as long as I know that I truly love him and trust him with all my heart, then everything should be fine. The trust issue is a major concern.
Terror: Trust is the major part of marriage, because you have to trust each other, and believe in one another. I believe in Angelica, and I believe in myself, and I believe that our marriage will be fi.......
Matt: Cut the music................................I SAID CUT THE FUCKING MUSIC!!!
Titan held back Uzi from going to ringside.........
Matt: I'm sick and tired of hearing all this wedding bullshit. Can you rednecks do everyone here a favor and shut the fuck up? Terror next Monday you have this crazy idea that your going to become the SIW Champion and that my match at UD will be nothing more than a #1 contender match...........That's bullshit!! How many times do I have to tell you that I am the corporate champion, and nothing will stand in my way of regaining my SIW World title.
Titan took the mic from Uzi.......
Titan: Terror I suggest you grow a set of balls, nobody gives a crap about your little stipulations in your matches, you sound stupid......a dark alley match, a hell in a cell, and then there's this crap about getting a fine??? Dude, your a fucking loser.......
The crowd started chanting "RETARD" and Titan was furious. Uzi took back the mic.
Matt: Alright Terror, leave your man...oops I mean your wife alone and face the facts of life.
At this point Terror Soule started walking towards Uzi........
Matt: Oh did I piss you off? Terror I guarantee you won't be champ next Monday....
Terror attacks Uzi and Titan quickly joined. Security and Road Agents had to break up the fight. As all this action was happening, the crowd went wild as the masked woman went to knock out Angelica with a lead pipe but missed as Angelica ripped off her mask. It turned out the person had another mask underneath. Angelica was pissed and chased after the masked figure eventually loser her backstage.
Hell In A Cell
Some fans in the front row had a bit of blood splashed on then from X-Raided's busted head. X-Raided climbed to the top of the cell but NuTz followed right behind with a steel chair in one hand. X-Raided went to hit NuTz but the Tag Team champ broke the steel chair over X-Raided's head. X fell down unconscious as NutZ performed his finisher the NuTz aNd BoLtS as both performers fell through the cell and came crashing down to the canvas. NuTz fell beside X-Raided and his arm happened to cover his former manager. The referee called the bell and announced NuTz the winner of the match after getting a three count.
Who Is Russel McPiledriverton?
Russel: "Hello there. How is everyone tonight? I am Russel McPiledriverton, the inventor of the
piledriver. Let me ask you, did you ever wonder what it would be like to have
everything you ever wanted? I used to, until I got everything I wanted, now I
am a professional piledriverist. I perform piledrivers professionally and since
I invented the piledriver, every time somebody performs one I receive a royalty
check because I am that damn good. Ah well, just wanted you to see how well off
I am, you may go back to your drab, miserable lives."
The TrevorTron went to black......
Jaffar leaves
SIW Lightweight Championship/SIW North American Championship
During this match, Jimmy Hayden noticed that there was this fan with a hooded sweater in the front row. North had the crowd behind him as he nailed London with a spinning heel kick followed by a series of suplexes. He went for the pin but Katie turned around and flirted with a few guys in the front row. North pissed off, got up and started yelling at Katie and even grabbed her by her shirt. She threatened to disqualify him if he didn't lay off. At that point London got up and and nailed North from behind with a missile dropkick and then hit him with a Pump-Handle Stomach Crusher. London went for the pin and Katie did the count. London only got a two count. As North was thrown in the corner, London charged him but was greeted with a boot to the face. North hooked up the backslide pin but once again Katie purposely looked the other direction and pretended not to notice the pin fall. North was pissed and threw Katie to the outside. As North went back to attack London who followed to the outside, Katie took Carlos' chair and went to hit North over the head. As she swung the fan with the hooded sweater grabbed the chair out of Katie's hands.......it turned out to be Angelica!! She then nailed Katie over her head knocking her out with the steel chair. "HOLY SHIT" chants were heard as security escorted Angelica backstage. Paramedics had to come to Katie's aid.
The match came to an end when Mike London caught Davyd North off guard and hit him with the Spinal Trauma. A fully recovered Sam Carter was sent down as a new official as the crowd witnessed London got the three count. As Mike London was handed both the North American and Lightweight titles, Polar's theme music was heard as the SIW head security guard/spokesperson came to ringside carrying a large scale. He told Davyd North that although Mike London won the match, North was still the Lightweight champ. He said that the SIW got a phone call stating that Mike London was over the suggested weight to compete for the SIW Lightweight title. It turned out London was no longer 220 lbs, he had gained 4 pounds and was overweight at 224 lbs. North was still the Lightweight champ and London retained his North American championship.
Tag Team Match
As Mohamed turned his attention to Inferno, Angel rolled him in a small package but only got a two count. Angel whipped Mohamed to the ropes and nailed him with his Atonement Spear. At this point Uzi was going nuts to get in the ring. Angel went for the pin but Mohamed kicked out. Angel tagged in Inferno and the former SIW champion went back to work on his enemy and delivered a nice Twist Of Faith. Inferno got the crowd on their feet when he made his signal for the Red Flare. Before he could climb the turnbuckle, "Burn Wonder" Alex Gale appeared from an unknown location on the TrevorTron and he had some words for The Uncanny Inferno........
Alex Gale: Inferno...........Look at me damn it.......I'm confined to a god damn wheel chair for the rest of my life! And I want all the people to know right now that Inferno is to blame for my condition....... I thought Inferno was a true hero but now we see him for what he really is......he tried to kill me........
Alex's footage is lost as Inferno left his match leaving Angel alone. Mohamed tagged in Uzi and Matt leveled his opponent at Unhallowed Desires with a spinning neck breaker. Mohamed punched out the referee and rammed his head in the turnbuckles which resulted in both t.W.o members to double team Angel. Mohamed locked in Angel in a Cobra Clutch for a good five minutes leaving the SIW champion unconscious as Uzi told the crowd they all suck. As the referee came to his senses he saw Uzi finish off Angel with the Uzi Piledriver. Matt pinned Angel for the win and celebrated with the SIW World title as Carnage went off the air..........
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Anchorage, Alaska
Capacity 7 800/7 800
October 7, 2004
Rating: 8.3
The owner of the SIW and t.W.o leader Trevor Derickson made his way to the ring accompanied by Matt Uzi, Titan, Mohamed, Jaffar and Soule Stealer. Alot of the Alaska fans had those famous "New Error" and "Deadly Retard" signs as they booed the group entering the ring. Mohmed had his little carpet the Jaffar laid out for him to sit on while the CEO started the speak..........The fans booed real loud
Scream vs Rikki Cook
"Electric Eye" by Judas Priest rocked the Sullivan Arena as "Red Hot" Rikki Cook made his entrance. He started bad mouthing the time keeper when out of nowhere his opponent Scream ran out with a steel chair and bent it in half over Rikki's head knocking him to the ground. This was a falls count anywhere match. Scream threw Rikki over the steel railing into the crowd and started choking him with an electrical wire. Scream then set up Rikki for a standing closeline but Rikki countered the move into a Reverse Implant DDT on the concrete ground. The fans started chanting "HOLY SHIT" as Rikki went for the pin. Scream somehow managed to kick out but his head was busted wide open and blood was pissing everywhere.
Winner: Rikki Cook
Hometown hero and SIW Lightweight champion Davyd North arrived at the Sullivan Arena in t.W.o's corporate black limo. Christina York tried to get a few words but was pushed aside. The fans where shocked to see the Lightweight champ enter Angelica Soule's locker room. Could this have anything to do with Katie Mysfit officiating his match? We were about to find out later during the night.
Seabass vs Switchblade
Seabass came out accompanied by "Rampaging" Nick O'Hollerian and Travis Dunns made a comment on all the weed signs in the crowd. Dunns said that Seabass was going to beat the the Tag champ Switchblade. Nick was yelling at Seabass because of his red eyes, Seabass promised not to smoke but he couldn't help it before his big match. As they continued to argue, SIW Tag Team champion Switchblade made his way to the ring and got a huge ovation. As he handed the referee his title, Seabass attacked him from behind and nailed him with a roundhouse kick. He then locked Switchblade in an Armbar but Switch managed to throw him to the outside. As Switchblade went after him Nick tried to interfered but the ref stepped in. As the ref was occupied with Nick, Seabass took a monitor from the Spanish table and hit Switchblade right in the head busting the Tag champ wide open.
Winner: Switchblade
Alex Andrew was seen walking down the hallway to her locker room. She grabbed a Gatorade from a drink machine on the way. She reached her door and is surprised to see it open. Hoping it’s Renegade, she walked in...but found Christina York and a camera crew...
Non-Title
Hrvoje Bozic vs The Renegade
A dumpster match was next as the fans started chanting "HERBY" as "Simply The Best" rocked the arena. Bozic ripped up a sign that said "HERVO BOZO" and security had to step in before things got out of hand between the fan and the European champion. As Bozic was showing off his European title, The SIW Hardcore champion Renegade came down the ramp accompanied by his main squeeze Alex Andrews pushing a dumpster. Bozic folded a chair and started running towards Renegade only to be nailed to the ground when Renegade let the dumpster crash into Bozic. Renegade suplexed Bozic onto the steel nearly breaking the European champions back.
Winner: The Renegade
The show went to the backstage area to where NuTz was having an interview......
Angelica and Terror Soule
"My Own Prison" Played as Terror Soule and Angelica came down to meet Christina York in the middle of the ring..........
X-Raided vs NuTz
The cell lowered as X-Raided was introduced for the first time as a competitor. He set to take on one half of the SIW Tag Team champions Ryan "NuTz" Brown. Earlier in the night, NuTz suffered an attack at the hands of X-Raided's goons and wasn't in the best of shape to compete. As NuTz entered the ring and the the staff locked the cell, X-Raided attacked him and dropped him with a devastating neck breaker. X-Raided threw him to the outside and delivered a Jackhammer. He then started to rub NuTz's face on the cell cutting him up. X-Raided sent NuTz crashing into the ring post and then hit him with a closeline from hell. NuTz countered an irish whip and sent his former manager right through the left side of the cell.
Winner: NuTz
The TrevorTron displayed a very big den, the camera looked around and then moved throughout
the room. The floor was all carpet, the expensive kind, obviously the owner had
impeccable taste and most likely has a very large...bank account. The camera then moved
across room and stopped at a man's feet, he was wearing cute blue bunny slippers.
The camera panned up to the man's back, his white satin bathrobe says "Inventor of the
Piledriver" in big flashy gold and brown letters. The man turned around clutching
a glass of what appeared to be soda. He then spoke.......
Mohamed's follower and manager Jaffar had the leave early. He had other business to tend to. He was escorted to the parking lot and he left in a corporate limo with a couple of breifcase's. Nobody knew what was inside of them.
Title for Title
Katie Mysfit is the Special Guest Referee
Davyd North vs Mike London
The next match was a title for title, champion against champion match with a special guest referee."Frantic" by Metallica played as the TrevorTron showed a few pictures of Katie Mysfit from her latest photo shoots at the Playboy mansion as she made her way to ringside in a sexy stripped referee shirt. As Katie teased the fans in the front row "Peace Sells" by Megadeth was heard as the SIW North American champion Mike London made his entrance. "Empty Spaces" by Mushroomhead played as Davyd North accompanied by Maria got a standing ovation in his hometown of Alaska. As he walked up the stairs Katie Mysfit got in his face and started yelling. Mike London pretended to be the referee, it was quite humorous. Katie gained her composure and laid out the rules to both competitors. She raised both titles and got the match under way. For no reason, Katie sent Maria back to the locker rooms.
Winner: Mike London
Mohamed Abdul Sheik and Matt Uzi vs The Uncanny Inferno and Angel
This next match had security guards at all entrances and the fans became very aggressive when Matt Uzi and Mohamed made their entrance. The started throwing pop corn and drinks in the ring, specifically aiming at Mohamed and started yelling out death threats. Uzi didn't help the situation by spitting at the crowd! "Re-Align" by Godsmack was then heard and the presence of the SIW Champion Angel got the fans cheering a little. He was followed by his partner the Uncanny Inferno who looked like he had a bad hangover and even had some stubble on his face. As Inferno unleashed on Mohamed, we saw backstage Terror Soule was being escorted out of the building for trying to come to ringside. Inferno didn't use any trademark moves, he simply kept pounding Mohamed in the face with closed fists and several kicks to ribs in the corner. Inferno kept using his unorthodox style until he tagged in the SIW champion. As Angel approached Mohamed he was greeted with a rake to eyes. Mohamed then nailed Angel with a backbreaker. Mohamed continued by locking Angel in a Camel Clutch. Inferno didn't think twice to break that hold with a kick to Mohamed's head.
Winners: Matt Uzi and Mohamed Abdul Sheik
Writers:TJD, MU, Titan, AH, RB, AAA