Bell Center
Montreal, Quebec
Carnage was live from Montreal beginning with a report from Mike “The Mic” stating that the SIW North American Champion James Muret has not been seen since last weekend and never made it to the Bell Center. The announcement was cut short when the SIW Heavyweight Champion Matt Uzi came out to ringside accompanied by Carnage GM Titan. Uzi said no one gives a shit about James Muret because all the “French frogs” came to see the champ win a steel cage match against three other fuck-heads. The fans booes as Uzi promised that no matter if Muret shows or not, Gavin Payne was leaving Carnage in a stretcher.
The first match was a diva strap match between System’s Director Of Unity Jill and Heaven Lee. Jill used her size too her advantage on many occasions. Typical strap match with the two trading vicious strap shots which were extremely loud. The match ended as Heaven wrapped the strap around Jill’s neck and difficultly drug her around the ring, but as Heaven touched one corner, Jill was right behind her touching the corner as well. At the fourth corner, Jill nailed Heaven with the Rage Factor and stole the win by touching the last turnbuckle.
After a commercial for the inaugural SIW Breakdown, Michelle looking sexier than ever but proper cut a promo in the ring. Michelle said that she met up with Hugh months ago to discuss the matter and as of last week she consented to pose in Playboy. Michelle states that doing PlayBoy will launch her career in more ways than one. Michelle said she's been laying low long enough by letting other divas have their clout on Carnage, but now it's her time to shine in all of her naked glory in Decembers issue of PlayBoy. She reminds the fans that since her return to the ring she's been undefeated on Carnage and will make history at Unhallowed Desires when she brings the SIW Women’s Championship to SIW’s “real” flagship.
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Famous boxing referee Richard Steele officiated the three rounds of boxing between NuTz who came out wearing the old IWL World title and The Fugitive. The first round saw The Fugitive nail NuTz with a cheap elbow knocking him down twice in the same fashion. The second round NuTz knocked down his opponent with a massive uppercut. In the third round, Steele was knocked down and then the tag champs Klubber and Sylk came out and Klubber attacked NuTz with authority using a reverse DDT. APB left ringside and Steele counted to ten and awarded the match to The Fugitive.
A video package for Bozz Man’s Carnage debut next Thursday was announced on the Trevortron. Bozz was the first ever SIWA Heavyweight Champion before he and the academy decided to go separate ways. He is back and has been making an impact at SIW live events. Carnage GM Titan signed this promising star as soon as he found out about his availability.
The new SIW Extreme Champion Tony “The Bull” Viction had his work cut out for his last night in his rematch with the former champion The Ghost. They immediately took it to the outside of the ring. Viction’s head was busted open in the beginning. Back in the ring, Viction nailed Ghost several times with a hockey stick. Viction then brought a table into the ring, but Ghost caught him with the hockey stick. Viction then nailed Ghost with a cookie sheet. The two then fought down the aisle and into the backstage area. They ended up in the parking lot, where they repeatedly bumped into cars, to set off their horns. Viction managed to retain his title after delivering the Death Design and getting the pin fall.
NuTz was freaking out backstage looking for the SIW Tag Team Champions. “Incredible” Ian Bishop appeared and told him that he regrets accusing him for the kidnapping. Bishop then suggested that NuTz talk to the GM to make a match against the two fuckers that attacked him and he would be glad to be his partner.
Last week, Brandon Gateman and Beavis Jones joined The System and turned their backs on Craig and Blain during their SIW Tag Team Championship match and made them lose. Ragin’ Craig and Zach Blain had a chance to get revenge in a match against their former allies. Fan favorite Ragin’ Craig dominated his opponents most of the match but Gateman and Jones got the upset win after Jones distracted the ref letting Gateman use a set of brass knuckles to knock Craig off the apron and then leveled Craig in the middle of the ring. Jones pinned Blain in the middle of the ring.
Travis Dunns and Mike “The Mic” reported that Christina York was seen by several staff members in the building and was being escorted by a MNB superstar.
The cage was set up for the main event during a commercial break. Ian Bishop took on Matt Uzi and Gavin Payne but Muret was still nowhere to be found. As Uzi and Payne battled, Bishop was clever enough to climb the cage to try and escape. Payne whipped Uzi face first in the cage and then managed to grab Bishop’s leg. Ian responded with a Cyclone from almost the top of the cage. He went fore a pin but Uzi hit a leg drop to break the count. Uzi then delivered the Uzi-Plex to Bishop but from behind Payne clipped his knee and assaulted the champion some more. Late in the match, Uzi and Payne were passed out from loss of blood but Ian still had the strength to climb the cage. As he reached the top, the SIW North American Champion James Muret ran out and punched Bishop off the top sending him face first on the canvas. Muret jumped from the top but Bishop moved out of the way just in time. Bishop continued the match and ended up hitting Muret with the Cyclone. Bishop climbed the cage again but this time the words “SIW” and “Champion” flashed on the Trevortron and NuTz came out with Christina York and explained that he was involved in the kidnapping with the help of a man Ian knew very well. From the crowd, the SIW Champion Duane Doogan got grabbed a steel chair and whipped it right at Bishop’s face knocking him off the top of the cage. As Uzi and Payne were taken out on stretchers, Muret simply walked out the door to win the match. Doogan and NuTz beat down Bishop as Muret shocked everyone by walking away instead of helping his co-worker.
After a severe beat down, the SIW Champion made a blockbuster announcement. At Unhallowed Desires, he got Greg Banks and Titan to book a match between him and Bishop so he can finally put an end to the career that he created long ago in the UWWE. NuTz ended the show by telling Muret that if he wants Christina York to come back to work he must beat him in a match next week on Carnage.
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Jill defeated Heaven Lee in a strap match 5:01
The Fugitve defeated NuTz in the last round 8:20
Tony “The Bull” Viction pinned The Ghost to retain the SIW Extreme Championship 6:39
Brandon Gateman and Beavis Jones defeated Ragin’ Craig and Zach Blain 13:10
James Muret defeated Gavin Payne, Ian Bishop and Matt Uzi in a Steel Cage 14:41
Writer: Kevin “Titan” McColl
