Mobile Civic Center
The SIW was live in the good old state of Alabama and the fans couldn't of been louder. Carnage showed a recap of Brawl before announcing that SIW Champion Matt Uzi was going to make an announcement. This also this marked the first time the new t.W.o were all together. Three championships were also on the line starting with the SIW Women's championship match between H-Bomb and Angelica. We seen a lot of "Disco Rules" signs as The Disco Duck Jimmy Cefalo was set to take on Jax and the SIW European champion Russel McPiledriverton. Also SIW's newest tag team were in action, The Super Patriots, as they took on the lightweight champ Slick Willy and former Euro champ Seabass and the New Damage Inc for the SIW Tag Team Championship. Polar was in charge as usual and was told to crack down on all the bullshit backstage.
t.W.o
Trevor: Laugh all you want, the only thing that matters is that t.W.o is still alive and doing well. If you think a washed up has-been like Hardkore can stop t.W.o then your all just as stupid as he is. Last Sunday at Unhallowed Desires, t.W.o got rid of the two things that were getting in the way. As of right now, Hardkore has a restraining order put on him. He is not to come 50 miles near me otherwise he will get arrested. As for your little hero Angel, he's in a hospital somewhere in New York with a cracked skull. That son of a bitch may of buried us but damn it we ended his career just like we did to Death, Conviction, Cyrus The Virus, Crazy Pete, The Enforcer, Antonio Collins, Myst Deyoung, Drako.......the list goes on. Nothing can stop us!!
The fans started booing as Uzi and Grunge posed with their titles as Titan gave everyone the middle finger. Stealer and Jax spit in the crowd.
Grunge: Shut up you fucking redneck Alabama losers! We also killed all the stables in this place, The Revolution? What a fucking joke. Then you had the In-laws? Hahaha No offence to my tag partner but they were fucking gay.....then there was those pussies in X-Unit. The only survivor left is X-Factor, and he better pray he loses that Hardcore title tonight, cause im officially the #1 contender!
Grunge raised his Tag title as the crowd booed...
Stealer: What about I-5?
Jax: They are too stoned for us to worry about them...Tonight, i'm gonna make you guys proud, i'm going to bring the Euro gold to t.W.o...
Grunge: I wouldn't expect anything else!
Titan: By the way, I know Angelica wears red thongs......
Matt: Who gives a flying fuck? Are you still stalking her?
Titan: Shhh shut up!! I'm not stalking her!
Matt: Whatever........Before I get to my announcement I have to acknowledge some jackass backstage that's been itching my asshole. Disco Duck just who in the hell do you think you are? You think your fucking funny with your Lucy rip off show getting a cheap pop at the icons expense? Let me tell you just who in the hell I am!! I am the Woooooorld Championnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn of the SIW!!!!I AM THE "NEW ERA", "THE ICON" Matthew "The Champ" Uzi! And if you even dare mention my name again, I will make sure I stick my foot down your quacker! Enough about Donald's cousin and back to real business. All right you piss ants, I promised that I would make an announcement so here in it is.....Since the world thinks im a coward, I decided to become the best damn fighting champion of all time. So every Monday night, on MNB aka "The Matt Uzi Show" I will be putting my title on the line!
Matt: BUT here's the thing, I will personally select my opponents on Carnage. So since it's Carnage, I decided that there's one guy in the SIW that has talent......his name is....JOHNNY JOBBER!!!
SIW amateur Johnny Jobber made his way to the ring and put his hand out to Uzi......
Matt: Don't shake my fucking hand, this Monday i'm going to fucking kill you in this ring and you want to shake my hand?
Johnny: Yes Sir, you are a great champion....
Matt: Maybe you should toughen up before our match?
Johnny: What do you mean? I train hard everyday, I deserve this title shot!
Matt: Ok let's see if you really deserve it.....
Matt: Damn this match on Monday will be easy.....what an easy title defense!
Uzi threw his beer bottle in the crowd knocking out an old lady as t.W.o made their way backstage to the corporate office.
SIW Women's Championship
After a russian legsweep, H hooked on a chin lock, but Angelica countered the move into an inside cradled but H kicked out. The match went to the outside as the two divas beat the hell out of each other. This match was destined to be one of the best women's matches of all time but all that was ruined when Saydst showed up from the crowd. Saydst grabbed the referee and body pressed him into the crowd. She then picked up a chair and busted up both competitors with the chair to their heads making them bleed. Saydst told Angelica that Terror was next to bleed.
"Red Hot" Rikki Cook
Playboy Fires Katie Mysfit!
SIW Hardcore Championship
Robinson started kicking X in the ribs then picked him up. As X turned around, Shaun busted his head wide open with Robinson's briefcase that had a huge brick inside. Rhodes and X fought all the way to the parking lot and Robinson followed. He hit X with a garbage can as Shaun set him up on a flat bed tow truck. Robison set up a table, and Shaun finished off X-Factor with his finisher "Climbing the Corporate Ladder" breaking the table in two. Senior Referee Sam Carter counted the 1-2-3 as Shaun Rhodes became the new SIW Hardcore champion in one of the best hardcore matches in a long time.
Enigma and Saydst
Enigma: All you idiots need to shut up for a second because I've got something to say!
The crowd booed even louder
Enigma: You people have no respect! Do you know who I am damnit???
I am the most ruthless and sadistic man in SIW! I'm "The Angel Of Death" and you people should show me the respect I deserve!
The crowd began to chant "Asshole". Enigma was getting more and more angry by the second
Enigma: You know what all of you morons can go to hell!!! I'm not here to talk about you idiots, I'm here to talk Terror Soule...
The fans erupted into cheers at the mention of Terror Soule's name
Enigma: Why do you morons cheer him??? Terror Soule sucks! He isn't even worthy of licking the bottom of my boots but yet you people cheer him, why? Terror Soule is a paper champion, I eliminated him from the 15 man battle royal! I beat the living hell out of him on Brawl! Soon I will show all you morons and everyone in SIW that Terror Soule is nothing but a coward! He fears me!
The crowd continued to boo and threw drinks and pop corn at Enigma
Enigma: I will become the new SIW North American champion whether you people like or not... I am the past, present and future of SIW....Terror Soule, I'm coming for you....
Enigma throws down the mic as "Violence Fetish" hit once again. Enigma got on to the middle rope and he raises his arms into the air causing the fans to boo even louder. Enigma and Saydst then made their way to the backstage. As they past the curtain, they ran into Chief Of Security Polar....
Enigma: Polar what do you want?
Polar: Listen here, If I see your ass at ringside during Terror Soule's match, i'll make sure you get suspended for a long long time...are we clear? Do we understand each other?
Enigma: Are you threatening me?
Polar: Just for that attitude, if you interfere, i'll add on a 100 000$ fine!
Enigma: Fuck you man, this is some bullshit!
SIW European Championship
Russel threw the big Jax to the corner and then hit him with a corner splash and then a missile drop kick. Cefalo charged Russel, but the Euro champ countered with a drop toe hold. Russel tried to finish off Cefalo with the Perfect Piledriver but out of nowhere Jax kicked him in the back and hit him with a reverse DDT. He went to pin Russel but Cefalo pulled him off. After Cefalo hit Jax with a low blow he threw him to the outside and went to work on Russel, The Disco Duck was in charge of the match but after he missed a corner splash, Russel pinned him with an inside cradle...with a hand full of tights. Stella stopped Cefalo from attacking Russel at the end of the match but other problems seemed to surface. Rikki Cook entered the ring and got into a stare down with Russel.......
Russel: Are you jealous Rikki?
Rikki: I ain't jealous of a loser like you...
Russel: Since your the #1 contender for the euro title, take this belt...
Rikki: I don't want that fucking shit...
Before they got into a brawl, Polar came out and laid down the law...
Polar: You clowns settle down........Since I see you two love each other, I decided to book a match at Staying Alive on November 28....It will be Rikki vs McPiledriverton in a piledriver match for the SIW European championship...But Rikki, next Monday, if Scream beats you, he becomes the #1 contender.......
Polar left leaving both competitors satisfied with the decision. Rikki stepped out of the ring and threw the ugly #1 contender title in the crowd.
Angelica Gets Night Off
Polar: Angelica, take it easy.......
Angelica: I want that bitch!
Polar: Wait till next Monday, you and Terror will take on Enigma and Saydst in a tag match...
Angelica: I can't wait till Monday damnit!
The Renegade and Alex Andrews
Renegade: Christina it's nice to see you but we are really busy right now planning our wedding...
York: Can you just tell us if your going to be back in the ring anytime soon? I mean you didn't make it to UD because of medical issues?
Renegade: Like I said, we are busy.....but i'll say this, This Monday on Brawl, I will be there and i'll let everyone know about my plans and my alliance with Enigma, until then I need to be left alone.
York: Fair enough...
The Intolerable 5
Slick: Dude we have a match in three minutes, you have fucking issues.....
Seabass: It helps me win, remember the night I fought Russ? You guys stopped me from smoking and I lost the European title......Now if you want the tag belts let me fucking smoke!
Andrew: Slick make me your partner tonight...
Slick: Dad, your a great wrestler and all but tonight is a huge match for the tag team titles...
Andrew: Yeah but i'm not stoned!...
Polar: Open the fucking door!!
Russ: Were busy!
Polar: Oh yeah I forgot, Russ and the rest of I-5 are gay! Hahahaha....Anyway get you fucking ass' out there, the music hits in two minutes, and stop fucking smoking in your locker rooms
Seabass: How the fuck do you know?
Polar: I can smell that shit all the way down the hall
SIW Tag Team Championship
Terror whipped Kirby to the ropes but missed a closeline and got hit with a super kick knocking him down to the canvas. Kirby tagged in Inferno. Inferno. The former SIW world champion delivered a nice Insiguri Kick and then set Terror up in the corner as the crowd counted to ten as Inferno punched the NA champ in the forehead. Later in the match Grunge finally got things under control. He hit Inferno with a heabutt and then whipped him to the ropes with an overhead toss. After a rake to the eye, Grunge tried for the Grunganator but Inferno countered with a Snap Suplex. At the end of the match, Terror was trying to get a tag from Grunge but then the TrevorTron showed Enigma and Saydst in the parking lot. They had cans of paint that they dumped all over his Dodge Viper. Saydst even took a blade to his seats. Terror left Grunge alone in the ring and started running towards to ramp. As he ran, Johnson closelined him from the front row. Back in the ring, Glenn Kirby finnished off a beat up Grunge after delivering "The Thug Bug" and pinned him. Inferno and Kirby became the new tag team champions. Enigma laughed his ass off at Terror's loss. As the new champs slowly walked up the entrance ramp, they couldn't help to notice Ringo and Johnson laying a beating on Terror Soule and Grunge in the ring. Officials were getting their ass' kicked as they tried to stop the attack.
Johnny Ringo stood to one side, Ryan Johnson to the other. Terror Soule slowly got to his feet. Smash! Con-chair-to, to his head. Terror Soule crumpled. Jonson and Ringo weren't done, as Ryan Johnson put one chair under Terror Soule's head and set the other across his face. Johnny Ringo climbed the top rope. Ringo leaped off and nail a perfect Five Star frog splash to the chair. Ringo bounced off, holding his gut. At this point, Grunge tried to save his partner but didn't stand a chance. Super Patriots ran back to the ring to Damage Inc's aid. They chased out Johnson and Ringo with steel chairs as Carnage went off the air....
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Mobile, Alabama
Capacity 10 012/10 012
November 04, 2004
Rating: 8.7
The show started with the t.W.o anthem playing as Trevor Derickson, Matt Uzi, Titan, Soule Stealer, Grunge and Jax made their way to the ring avoiding debris that was thrown in their direction. The ring announcer handed Trevor a mic as the crowd started laughing at footage shown on the TrevorTron, it showed Trevor, Uzi and Titan getting buried alive.
Angelica vs H-Bomb
As t.W.o went backstage, one of the most talented diva's in the SIW, Angelica made her way to the ring to mixed crowd reaction. We could see some signs in the crowd like "A-Skank" but also nice ones like "Marry Me Angelica". As Angelica talked about how much this match meant to her, H-Bomb made her entrance showing off her Women's championship title as all the redneck fans from Alabama chanted to see a little more of the Women's champion. She teased the crowd with a wink and a kiss and then handed the ref her title. Angelica and H-Bomb shook hands but after that it was an all out slobber knocker! Angelica got the best of the women's champ after a running bulldog followed by a leg drop off the top rope. shew went for the pin but H kicked out at two. As Angelica missed a closeline, H capitalized and hit her with a swinging neckbreaker.
Winner: Double DQ
Scream was walking backstage and stopped to flirt with Carnage interviewer Christina York. All of a sudden from behind was Rikki Cook who took the fire extinguisher off the wall and sprayed Scream in the eyes. He then hit him over the head with it to knock him out. Rikki then took a key off a staff member and unlocked a locker. He stuffed Scream in the locker and threw the key in with him and then locked the lock. Rikki then pushed over the locker and all we heard was a thump from Scream's body hitting the bottom. As Rikki walked away, officials had to find a way to unlock the locker. It was an embarrassing moment for Scream.
Recently, SIW superstar Katie Mysfit was scheduled to appear in the November issue of Playboy after Hugh Hefner seen her tits at Red Alert. But her recent attitude and behavior caused her to get fired and lose her spot on the magazine. She was replaced with someone else after she allegedly assaulted a security guard and a maid. The TrevorTron showed footage of the Playboy press release. Jerry Dunns was so disappointed, he had the magazine reserved for a month. On the bright side, the SIW announced that Katie Mysfit will be back in action. Look for the former Women's champ to appear on SIW TV in the next few weeks.
Shaun Rhodes vs X-Factor
Mr.MVP Shaun Rhodes made his way to ring accompanied by Big Mo Money Robinson. Shaun folded a chair and waited for the SIW Hardcore champion to make his entrance. As "Bring the Pain" by Mindless Self Indulgence played, no one came out......Shaun became frustrated, but from the crowd, X-Factor entered the ring and nailed him from behind with a reverse neckbreaker. Mo Money tried to interfere in the match but he got knocked down but a baseball slide. As X turned to Mo Money, Shaun hit X with a belly to back suplex. Rhodes then picked up the chair and started beating at X-Factor's back at least twenty time leaving red marks and drawing some blood. The crowd chanted "X-Factor" but Shaun continued his assault after a DDT and the he threw him to the outside.
Winner: Mr. MVP Shaun Rhodes
The arena lights began to flicker as red pyro's went off through out the arena. The crowd turned into a sea of boo's as Enigma and Saydst make their way down to the ring. Enigma was then handed a mic
"Disco Duck" Jimmy Cefalo vs Jax vs Russel McPiledriverton
The SIW European Championship was on the line in the next match as "The Disco Duck" Jimmy Cefalo made his entrance to "Hot Stuff" by Donna Summer accompanied by "Night Fever" Stella Gordano. Jax and Jimmy started fighting right away as the SIW European champion Russel McPiledriverton ran to the ring with his two other ugly looking titles..."Inventor of the Piledriver" and "#1 contender for the SIW European championship" title. Piledriver Cola was a big hit as everyone seemed to have a can and waved "Piledriver Cola" signs.
Russel double closelined his opponents and then drop kicked both of them out of the ring. As he went after Jimmy, Jax nailed him from behind with a elbow to the lower back followed by a sideslam on the concrete floor. The ref got the match back in the ring but the crowd started to boo as "Red Hot" Rikki Cook made his way to ringside to join Dunns and Hayden at commentary. He said that he wouldn't interfere cause he wanted to see who the better man was.
Winner: Russel McPiledriverton
Angelica was at Enigma's and Saydst's locker room door yelling and screaming for them to come out, Angelica also had a baseball bat in hand. At that point, Polar seen her and caught her red handed....
The Renegade was going over wedding plans with his fiancée Alex Andrews when Christina knocked on their door........
I-5 were backstage getting ready for their next match as they congratulated Russel on his title defense against two worthy opponents. As Seabass hit the bong Slick slapped him in the head.....
Slick Willy Seaman and Seabass vs Glenn Kirby and The Uncanny Inferno vs Grunge and Terror Soule
Before the main event started, all six competitors were interrupted by city authorities and the county sheriff. They told Polar that all I-5 members were to get arrested for robbing a bank. The fans booed as Slick Willy and Seabass were handcuffed and taken to jail. Seabass also got charged for possession. The cops told him that he wasn't in Canada, and that in the state of Alabama, there is zero tolerance for marijuana. Polar announced that the match would continue with the two remaining teams. Glenn Kirby and the NA champ Terror Soule started the match as they took turns hitting each other with lefts and rights. Jimmy Hayden then noticed some more bad news, Ryan Johnson and Johnny Ringo told two fans in the front row to take a hike as they stole their seats. Inferno complained to the ref but at that moment, Grunge and Terror displayed great team work as they took advantage and double teamed the rookie behind the ref's back.
Winners: Glenn Kirby and The Uncanny Inferno
Writers:TJD, Uzi, Titan, Ringo, Johnson