Carnage was live from Milwaukee as the road to Staying Alive continued. The show kicked off with a brutal table match between Metalgod and Ryan "NuTz" Brown. With the table in the corner, NuTz whipped Metalgod into it but he manage to slide under the bottom rope and out of the ring. Heaven checked on her client but from behind NuTz leveled him with a folded across his back. NuTz got into an argument with Heaven Lee but out of nowhere Metalgod pulled out a mirror from under the ring and smashed it over NuTz’s skull. The match ended when Metalgod delivered the God Bomb through the Spanish table to win the match.
Carnage general manager Titan came out to ringside and announced that Carnage was the most viewed television program in North America last week. He also had a blockbuster announcement concerning Xtina’s challenge to his divas. Starting next week, a tournament will be held to determine Carnage’s #1 contender for the SIW Women’s Champion. The competitors are Angelica Hunt, Heaven Lee, Michelle and Jill.
A preview for Breakdown, in a champion against champion match, SIW Lightweight Champion The Fugitive will take on SIW North American Champion Armani Styles. Also not to miss is the triple threat match between Bozz Man, Brandon Gateman and James Muret.
Jill somehow managed to get a copy of Michelle’s upcoming Playboy magazine and was disgusted by what she saw. Craig had a smile on his face but Jill slapped him and told him to stop looking. Jill ripped it up in little pieces and said that Michelle may have a nice body but she is not even half the competitor that she is and next week she will prove to everyone and Titan that she is the top diva on the Carnage brand.
After a commercial break, the match between Angelica and Michelle got underway. Angelica is a seasoned veteran and it showed during the match as she countered most of Michelle’s maneuvers and got several near falls. The match ended when Angelica flew off the ropes but missed a flying body press. Michelle delivered a Neck Drop Clothesline and pinned her using a handful of tights. After the match the divas argued in the ring but out of nowhere, Xtina ran out and jumped off the middle of the top rope and nailed Angelica with a flying closeline. Xtina and Michelle beat her down until Heaven Lee and Jill came out to even the odds. Security came out seconds later to keep things under control.
Kim Blair arrived at the arena and she was quickly confronted by Christina York. When asked why she was at Carnage, Kim replied that later in the night she has a huge announcement to make that may effect the future of Carnage. Advertisement for Staying Alive on November 27, 2005. Don’t miss the Carnage superstars on PPV. First match announced was a Fatal Four Way for the SIW North American Championship between, Bozz Man, James Muret, Brandon Gateman and Armani Styles.
Dark Tiger took on the SIW Extreme Champion Tony Viction in the following match. They started the match in the ring but it didn’t take long for them to take their fight backstage. Tiger used his size to his advantage in the match and was in control most of the time. Viction pulled out a shopping cart of weapons out of a storage room and the two continually assaulted each other with the weapons, brutally assaulting each other with headshot after headshot. Soon, Viction nailed Dark Tiger with a trash can and placed his opponent on top of the cart and sent him down the entrance ramp crashing into the ring. The match ended when Dark Tiger placed Viction on the cart in the middle of the ring but missed a leg drop and sent himself through the cart flattening it out. Viction pinned him to retain the SIW Extreme Championship.
Tony limped all the way up the entrance ramp after his match and he was then brutally assaulted by Pitbull who made his return to Carnage. Pitbull left the champion unconscious after delivering The Equalizer on the entrance ramp leaving Viction in a pool of blood.
Christina York got a few words from the SIW North American Champion Armani Styles who had just arrived at the arena. Styles was booed big time when he told the crowd that Milwaukee was the most boring place on earth and the Bradley Center was a shit hole. Armani said if he didn’t show up to Carnage then everyone would have died from boredom. When asked about his match at Staying Alive, he pointed out that it takes three Carnage superstars to equal one Armani Styles.
APB and Fugitive were backstage talking to Kim Blair when all of a sudden they were confronted by the Titan. Kim told him that she was at Carnage to watch the main event and to make an announcement. Titan was pissed at the conspiracy on his own show and took it out on Sylk and Klubber. He told told APB that they made him sick and booked them in a match against each other next week on Carnage and if they refuse to fight they will get suspended.
SIW North American Champion Armani Styles took on Brandon Gateman. Styles executed a slingshot and then hit Gateman with an European Uppercut. Styles took the padding off the turnbuckle but as he whipped Gateman to the corner, Brandon countered and sent Styles into the steel turnbuckle. The match ended when Styles hit Gateman with a Fireman's Carry into a Neckbreaker and pinned him using the ropes for leverage.
SIW Heavyweight Champion Matt Uzi cut a promo backstage with Christina York. He told her that Ian Bishop was a good wrestler but he wasn’t great like Matt Uzi and that’s why he was going to win the match in the main event. When asked about Kim’s announcement Uzi said he doesn’t give a fuck because all Kim is to him is a power hungry whore that deserves everything bad coming to her. Ian Bishop then appeared and told him to watch his mouth and show some respect. Bishop said that if it wasn’t for Kim, TJD would of canceled Carnage.
Klubber who was accompanied by Sylk took on one half of the SIW Tag Team Champions The Ghost who had Rick in his corner. The match ended in a disqualification after Sylk got caught throwing Ghost off the top rope to the outside. Rick attacked Sylk from behind but Fugitive and Klubber beat him down with ease. For the second week in a row APB managed to put the tag champs through tables. Paramedics were on the scene as the program went to a commercial.
Kim Blair made her way to the ring and as usual received a good crowd reception. Kim announced that she’s gotten many offers to sell her share of Trevor Derickson Enterprises Inc. Two weeks ago, a national promotion offered to buy the Carnage brand for an undisclosed amount of money. Kim said she would never do that and deprive the fans of an SIW product but her health has been weak recently and needs time off to rest. She was then cut off by her ex-husband TJD who was pissed and seeing red. He told her whatever she was offered he is offering double. She refused and then he suggested she give him a chance to fight her in a match for the rights to Carnage. Ian Bishop then came out and said with all due respect that was the craziest shit he ever heard of. Bishop told Kim that he would fight Trevor for her as long as she gave the brand back to the board of directors. Carnage GM Titan then came out and said that match is not fair because TJD is not a trained wrestler. Titan then suggested he team up with TJD to take on Kim and Bishop. If he and TJD win they get full control of Carnage and if they loose, the board of directors will own the brand and find a suitable replacement for the General Manager position.
The fans were treated with a great match between Bozz Man and James Muret, two of Carnage’s top superstars. Muret was off his game abit which is rare, Bozz Man however was sharp and connected with all his attacks. Muret went for a superplex off the top rope but Bozz managed to counter the move into swinging DDT as he came down. Bozz Man locked in the Bozzinator but Muret held on as long as he could and managed to reach the ropes. Bozz Man picked up the huge win by pin fall after delivering a jack knife power bomb in the middle of the ring. Bozz celebrated after the match until the SIW North American Champion Armani Styles came out. They got into a fist fight with Muret even getting involved. Brandon Gateman decided to show up at the top of the ramp and couldn’t help but laugh at all of them in the ring. Gateman told them no matter what they do; neither of them was going to walk out with the SIW North American Championship at Staying Alive because he was.
An ad for the movie 'The Tears of Vietnam' starring Carnage superstars Matt Uzi and Ian Bishop in a war movie to relive the courage of a young soldier (Matt Uzi) who is accompanied by his best friend (Ian Bishop). A sneak peek for the movie will be available in New York on November 16th and the movie will premier everywhere November 18th.
In the main event, the Milwaukee crowd was noticeably behind Ian Bishop. Uzi told the fans to go to hell before the match started. As Bishop dominated locking Uzi with a modified choke lock which appeared to be legal, Titan and TJD made their way to ringside and joined the commentary team. Bishop turned his attention to Titan and TJD but from behind Uzi delivered the Uzi-Plex. The champ went for a pin but Bishop kicked out. Senior referee Sam Carter got knocked down late in the match after Bishop hit him with an elbow by mistake and immediately TJD threw his chair in the ring. As Bishop checked on Carter, Uzi leveled him in the back of the head with the folded chair and busted him wide making him bleed all over the canvas. Carter was still on the ground but was woken up by Titan pouring his Pepsi on him and made him count the cover. Carnage ended as TJD ordered Titan to chokeslam a bloodied Bishop in the middle of the ring.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
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Metalgod defeated NuTz in a table match 4:01
Michelle pinned Angelica Hunt 6:26
Tony "The Bull" Viction pinned Dark Tiger to retain the SIW Extreme Championship 8:13
Armani Styles pinned Brandon Gateman 7:13
The Ghost defeated Klubber via DQ 6:00
Bozz Man pinned James Muret 10:12
Matt Uzi pinned Ian Bishop 12:34
Officials: Sam Carter, Wayne Casmere, Frank Wellington
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD