Taco Bell Arena
The great state of Idaho greeted the SIW live at the Taco Bell Arena in Boise. Fans were hyped for the 20 man battle royal to determine the SIW Champion's challenger at Staying Alive on November 28. A lot of big names were entered in the rumble, and it was every man for himself although a few had a few tricks up their sleeves. Sometime during the show, the SIW also presented it's first ever cook off! Angelica and Russ displayed their cooking and baking talents with Rikki Cook being the judge on who really rules the kitchen. Vex also made his debut in a remarkable match against Enigma. At the beginning of the show, Jimmy Hayden announced that t.W.o would be making a special recruitment announcement at the end of the show. Travis Dunns then told the audience his favorite diva was in the house! The SIW Women's champion H-Bomb was scheduled to fight Jamie Stuart in singles competition.
Angelica Joins Trevor's World Order
Matt: Last week on the Matt Uzi Show, something terrible happened....i'd like a moment of silence....
The TrevorTron showed footage of Brawl as Johnny Jobber was declared the winner over the SIW World Champion.
Matt: The past three days I have developed an ulcer, thinking to myself, what the hell happen? And who in the right mind would fuck with the "New Era". Only two names come to mind, Johnny Ringo and Ryan Johnson. Rated X, the only way you punks can make a name for yourself is at the expense of the the icon of professional wrestling. You guys have to be the biggest jackass' in the SIW, you see what you've done is, you just put yourselves in Uzi's black book.......bad things happen to people in my black book. Now I know that everyone expects the "New Era" to find Rated X and just kick their ass like I can, but that's not going to happen. If you guys want a piece of the walking living legend you know where to find me, i'll be at the Staples Center for Staying Alive. All you guys have to do is win the battle royal. ONLY THEN WILL I MAKE ONE OF YOU FAMOUS!
Titan then took the mic from Uzi as the crowd booed...
Titan: Shut the fuck up you inbreeded imbeciles! I heard all they do here in Idaho is get it on with Uncle Bob and grow potatoes...Hahahaha
Uzi and Stealer start cracking up as the fans chanted "Asshole"
Titan: I'm fucking serious about shutting up!!! I'd like to introduce the woman of my dreams and the newest member of Trevor's World Order...Angelica Hunt!!!
The fans couldn't believe it, after all she's been through with t.W.o she finally joined the enemy....Jimmy Hayden stepped into the ring to get a few words with the former SIW Women's champion. As the crowd chanted "Slut, Slut, Slut" she shook hands with the SIW Champion and Terror's brother Stealer and gave Titan a kiss....
Hayden: Is it ok to get a few words Angelica?
Angelica: Sure Jimmy
Hayden: First of all I love your hair...green and pink suits you..
Angelica: Thanks Jim, too bad i lost the match though..
Hayden: Thats alright, you win some and lose some, but everyone in this world, is wondering why you turned on Terror on Monday night?
Angelica: Why?… you ask me WHY?! Let’s see, when he first came into the SIW, he was one of the best wrestlers here, then, I married him. Ever since then, he has just fallen down hill. Sure, he may have worked his ass off. He got to be so busy, that I hardly even got to spend time with him, I still love him, but sometimes, you just have to let things go.
Stealer: You did the right choice, my brother is ungrateful
Hayden: So what is going to happen now?
Angelica: I’m going to get a divorce. I have my mind set on other things around here.
Hayden: Well, then why did you decide to go with Titan?
Angelica: Now, I know everyone out there is calling me a slut right now, and calling me a cheap whore, but you guys don’t know any better. I’ve noticed all the rest of the guys backstage have been thinking, well Angelica’s cheap, she will give me a blow job. Maybe we should get with her. Boys, Boys, Boys.
Angelica: I am ashamed of all of you. All I have to say is that, you need to keep your dirty thoughts to yourselves, because I, Angelica Hunt, am not the kind of person just to go around to every single guy giving them blow jobs. That is just disgusting, and to think about what kind of diseases you all may have. So, you better not come near me, because if you do come near me, asking me for a blow job, then you will just get a nice swift kick in the balls! Or, well, My man Titan, here will rip your friggin’ heads off. Oh yeah, now you want to know, why I decided to go with Titan? He is a giant and giants need love too. Just like the rest of us. I really don’t know what is going to happen now, I mean my heart still has Terror, but Titan gave me what I wanted, with out me having to ask for it.
Looked at him and winked
Angelica: And truthfully, Titan has been around here for a while, and he never gets any lovin’. I mean, giants need love too, and let me tell you, he’s, well, um.
Angelica: ..never mind. Oh yeah, and why did I decide to join T.W.O? Because, I, Angelica Hunt/Soule, doesn’t have to take any shit from the rest of you losers in the SIW’s. You fuck with me, I fuck with you. Now I suggest that, you all better leave me the fuck alone, I feel bad enough as it is.
Matt: Ladies and gents, what we have here in the ring, Angelica, one of the greatest woman to ever compete here in the SIW and Soule Stealer, both former Outlaw members that have seen the light just like Glenn Kirby has. I-9, Rated X.....the night has only begun, watch your fucking backs because i'm pissed off, and very very bad things happen when I get pissed off!! And Russel, maybe Titan like's to pay your Piledriver fees, but the "New Era" doesn't pay for shit, I was piledriving way before you even knew what wrestling was....SO DEAL WITH IT!
SIW Women's Championship
During the match, we noticed that Jamie was wearing a wig that started to come off. H-Bomb was getting dominated as Jamie hit her with a diving headbutt and pinned her. H-Bomb kicked out at two and Jamie then whipped her to the ropes and missed a "Thug Bug"...Glenn Kirby's finisher. H-Bomb delivered a Head Scissor, but missed her finisher the "Starr Dogg" as Jamie moved out of the way. H-Bomb then ripped off Jamie's wig but Stuart covered her head and ran away backstage as H-Bomb was declared the winner by count out. At the end of the match, the fans celebrated with the SIW Women's champion, H even handed out chocolates in the front row to show her appreciation. We hope to find out why Jamie wears a wig and why she ran away after H pulled it off.
Terror Soule
Terror: Well I know you all saw what happened to me
just two days ago on Brawl. I lost my wife to Titan
but you know what? I saw it coming. I let her go
because well its time I stop that drama and start
focusing on my career. And that means you Enigma.
Now I know your here tonight in Boise, Idaho. And I also
could be petty and cost you your match but I won't.
See cause I have something else planned for you. A
challenge to end this feud once and for all. Me and
you Enigma at the next PPV...... A 60 minute iron man match. I will
be your final thought when you are on the way to the
hospital. But for now I am off home to train hard and
be ready for the next time I wrestle.
Terror dropped the mic and then walked up the ramp. The
cameras followed Terror as he made his way to the back
were his new Dodge Ram is waiting. He got in and
seemed to have took off for the night.
Drug Test
Polar: Open the door you bunch of jokers!!
Polar said accompanied by a nurse. I-9 then stuffed Jobber in one of the lockers and told him to shut up. Slick Willy opened the door...
Willy: Polar what a pleasant surprise!
Polar: Yeah, yeah, yeah....let's cut the bullshit
Russ: Look man, all nine cups are filled and they even have our names on each cup
Polar: I'm impressed boys, maybe I was wrong about you guys
Andrew: We may be a little extreme, but we are honest Mr. Polar
MVP: You gotta check out those t.W.o guys though, they don't seem 100% clean, I heard Grunge does steroids
Cefalo: Yeah and Jax and Stealer bought crack off Stella last night
Polar: You have any proof of this?
Cefalo: No...
Nick: Uzi and Titan's drinking has been getting out of hand also...
Polar: Thanks for the tips boys, you should get the results next Monday on Brawl.
Vex's Debut
Enigma missed a closeline and Vex took advantage by nailing him with a reverse neck breaker. As the match continued, Enigma was tied up with Vex. Terror came thru the crowd and knocked out Sadyst with a steel chair and took back his title. Enigma turned to see Terror walking up the ramp with his title in hand. Then Enigma saw Sadyst laying out cold on the ground.....
Terror: See you at the ppv in a 60 minute Iron Man
match loser. Oh and don't worry your man whore there
will wake up with a nasty headache.....
Terror took off backstage and Enigma started to chase him, but from behind Vex nailed him with a running bulldog on the entrance ramp. Vex powerbombed Enigma off the ramp into a dumpster. The referee counted out both men. Security had to step in at the end as Vex wanted to continued his assault. Enigma was pissed off, covered in garbage and went searching for Vex and Terror Soule.
NuTz In Idaho...
SIW Cook-Off
Titan was Angelica's assistant as he passed her ingredients to bake chocolate chip muffins....Russ on the other hand was on the BBQ and grilled up 9 sausages.....
Rikki: What are those? All of I-9's dicks?
The crowd laughed and after fifteen minutes of bitching back and forth, Angelica's muffin's were ready, Titan ate 11 of 12 of them!
Rikki: Damn Titan leave me one so I can judge!
Rikki ate a muffin but as he approached Russ sausages....
Rikki: No fucking way i'm I eating your sausages....
Rikki declared Angelica as the winner.....
Titan: What the hell Russ, i'll eat them sausages, they look great....
As Titan ate some more, Rikki went under his cart and pulled out a pie and threw it in Russ' face then he punched him with the pie still on his face. Titan and Angelica left ringside as we then saw Russel knock out Rikki with the European championship. Officials came to ringside to stop all the chaos. Rikki Cook and Russel were both scheduled to fight in the battle royal later in the night.
Katie Mysfit To Return
20 Man Battle Royal
Elimination Order
The fans in Idaho chanted "Sell Out" as Kirby and Uzi walked back up the entrance ramp with Inferno and X-Factor looking on....Rated X slowly got up as Inferno and X locked up. Rated X went backstage looking for Uzi and the A.O.A. Inferno whipped X to the corner and hit him with a flying body press. He threw X over the top rope but X held on and climbed the turnbuckle and nailed Inferno with a missile dropkick. The match came to an end when X tried to closeline Inferno over the top rope but they both flipped over and hit the ground. As both men stood in front of the commentary table, no announcement was made. X-Factor asked Jimmy if he saw who landed first but Jimmy replied that they hit the floor at the same time. As both men stood in the ring, senior referee Sam Carter and Polar reviewed a tape. Polar then made an announcement....
Polar: Inferno, X....listen up. It seems that both of you hit the floor at the same time. This is what were going to do, next week on Carnage, it will be Inferno vs X-Factor in a steel cage match because I don't want any interference since there is going to be some jealous people in the back. The winner will move on to Staying Alive to fight Uzi for the SIW World championship....
Inferno and X-Factor came face to face as officials came pouring in the ring. It seemed like the two were going to continue fighting but instead, Inferno put out his hand.....he and X-Factor shook hands.
New Recruit For t.W.o
Enigma: So T.W.O wants Enigma? Well I have an idea Trevor... Why don't you take you're invitation to T.W.O and shove it up you're ass!!!
The crowd went wild as to what Enigma was saying
Enigma: Did you think I was going to come down here and start kissing you're ass like the rest of you're cronies? I don't think so Trevor, Enigma bows down to no-one. I would never join T.W.O! I don't need you or anyone else to watch my back for that matter. You're just like the rest of the suits thinking that you can manipulate me into becoming you're "Corporate" star well let me tell you that will never happen. Enigma will never become a slave to you Trevor and don't ever forget that. I'm going to make it to the top of SIW without you're help.
Enigma then pointed at Matt Uzi
Enigma: And sooner or later that title is going to be around my waist, its only a matter of time.
Enigma went face to face with Matt Uzi, they stared down
Enigma: It seems like everyone in SIW is aiming for you Matt. Everyone wants that gold that's around you're waist including me. At Staying Alive I'm facing Terror Soule for the North American title, but after I'm done with him I want you! Whether you leave Staying Alive with that title or not I don't care, either way I want a match with you and I want to prove to the whole entire world that I'm better than Matt!
Enigma then moves on looked up at Titan
Enigma: The "Unbelievable" Titan, at least we finally come face to face and I must congratulate you for winning over Angelica from Terror Soule. I really don't understand what she sees in either of you really, I mean you're both jackass's if you ask me. I mean the only difference if you're just a taller jackass than Terror Soule but beside that you're the same shit but from a different pile.
Titan went to hit Enigma, but Enigma blocked it and nailed Titan with a right of his own. Uzi and Stealer then jumped in and began to beat the hell out of Enigma. Even Trevor got some shots in. As Enigma was getting beaten down by all the members of T.W.O "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana played as the crowd went insane with Renegade running down to the ring. Renegade had his patented barbed wire steel chair and swung it like a lunatic making t.W.o run away. The Deadly Alliance stood in the ring laughing as Carnage went of the air.......
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Boise, Idaho
Capacity 10 012/10 012
November 11, 2004
Rating: 8.1
The ring announcer introduced the SIW World Champion Matt Uzi as he made his way to ringside accompanied by Soule Stealer and his bodyguard Titan. The fans chanted "Giant Retard" pissing off Titan and the SIW Champion ripped up two signs, one that said "The New Error" and another that said "I-9 Rules". As the t.W.o members entered the ring, Uzi ripped the mic out of the announcer's hand.....
Jamie Stuart vs H-Bomb
The fans booed as Jamie Stuart talked about herself in the ring. Dunns told Hayden that Stuart was ugly and had a man voice. "Cold Hard Bitch" by Jet rocked the arena as the SIW Women's champion made her spectacular entrance in front of a hyped up Idaho crowd. Some pervert had a sign that said "H-Bomb, Got Milk?". The two ladies shook hands before locking up. Jamie sent H towards to ropes and hit her with a flying closeline. Jamie then locked her in a reversed chin lock but the Women's champion broke the hold as she reached the ropes. H-Bomb fought back as she sent Jamie to the corner and nailed her with a elbow to the face followed by a slingshot.
Winner: H-Bomb
My Own Prision began to play as Terror Soule was seen
walking down the ramp with his head held high and a
smirk on his face. The fans cheered and supported the current North American champion as he climbed in the
ring and grabbed a mic.....
Intolerable 9
Backstage, I-9 had Johnny Jobber in their locker room. They told him that if he could fill nine cups with piss they would let him join I-9 and make sure he'd become the new World Champion one day.......so he did. All of a sudden, someone pounded on the locker room door...
Vex vs Enigma
The arena went black as "Seziure of Power" by Marylin Manson played. New SIW superstar Vex made his way to ringside and waited impatiently for his opponent in his debut match. As Vex stared at the entrance ramp, "Violence Fetish" by Disturbed rocked the Taco Bell Arena as the self proclaimed North American champion Enigma made his way to ringside accompanied by Saydst wearing Terror Soule's championship belt. As Enigma handed Saydst the NA title and entered the ring, Vex kicked him down and send him in the corner and continued his attack with lefts and rights to Enigma's ribs. Saydst looked on from the outside and seemed to want to get involved. After a nice spinning heel kick, Enigma delivered a devastating t-bone suplex. He went for the pin but Vex kicked out.
Winner: Double Count Out
Christina York approached NuTz's locker room. Apparently he refused to give an interview because he was in a meeting with someone. Former tag team champion NuTz has been quiet in recent weeks and his former tag partner hasn't contacted the SIW since Unhallowed Desires. The last we heard from him, he was having problems with his manager X-Raided. The only thing NuTz toild Christina was that he was coming back real soon, and things are going to change.
"Red Hot" Rikki Cook Is The Special Judge
Russel McPiledriverton vs Angelica
The first ever SIW cook off took place in Boise as the special guest judge Rikki Cook made his way to the ring pushing a cart that has a little oven and a mini BBQ. Rikki Cook talked about about his opponent Russ at Staying Alive, and how he was going to become the SIW European champion. Before he could continue his speech, Rikki was cut off at the sound of "The Final Countdown" by Europe as the SIW European champion Russel McPiledriverton made his way to the ring with both his belts and a bag of sausages. Rikki and Russ got into a stare down and almost started fighting until Angelica came to ringside accompanied by Titan who carried a bag with baking stuff. Rikki set up the a table in the middle of the ring.
Winner: Angelica
Last week it was announced that Katie Mysfit was kicked out of the playboy mansion but on a good note she has informed SIW officials that she will be back in the ring in due time. She has been training hard with SIW World Champion and her former fiancee Matt Uzi and current SIW Women's champion H-Bomb almost on a daily basis. Katie was backstage but not for long, she said hi to a few people, laughed at Angelica's new hair color and congratulated Titan for getting laid FINALLY! She also promised Christina York an interview as soon as she returns.
Winner Faces The SIW Champion at Staying Alive
The 20 man battle royal was next and a new #1 contender for the SIW World title was declared. Christina York introduced all the participants as all 20 stood in the ring and tension started to build. The fans however started chanting "Bullshit" when Rated X members handcuffed themselves to the top rope of the ring. Participants obviously started beating on them first, the most Ringo and Johnson could do is kick or punch with only one hand free. Bernardo had the key and was hiding backstage. A lot of big names where in this match and it was one of the best battle royals of all time.
1. Scream eliminated by Grunge and Jax
2. The Priest eliminated by X-Factor
3. Mike Aston eliminated by Seabass
4. Jax eliminated by Russel McPiledriverton
5. Glenn Kirby eliminated by Brian "Inferno" Cross
6. "Hot Fudge" Sinflair Estanplucka eliminated by X-Factor
7. The Renegade eliminated by Slick Willy Seaman (Andrew helped from the outside)
8. MR.MVP Shaun Rhodes eliminated by Grunge
9. Grunge eliminated by Mr.MVP (Rhodes pulled him out after getting eliminated)
10.Slick "Willy" Seaman eliminated by X-Factor
11. 12.Mysery and Nazz eliminated each other (security rushed to ringside to stop a fist fight between Nazz and Mysery)
13."Red Hot" Rikki Cook eliminated by Russel McPiledriverton
14. Russel McPiledriverton eliminated by Brian "Inferno" Cross (with outside help from Rikki Cook)
15."The Disco Duck" Jimmy Cefalo eliminated by X-Factor
16.Seabass eliminated by Brian "Inferno" Cross
It came down to the final four, Inferno, X-Factor and Rated X who were still handcuffed and suffered a major beating throughout the battle royal. Inferno started to beat down on Ringo and X-Factor started ramming Johnson's head on the ring post leaving him almost knocked out and hanging by the handcuff's off the rope but his feet didn't reach the floor. The TrevorTron showed footage of Uzi beating the shit out of Bernardo for the key to the handcuffs and he finally beat them out of him. The SIW World Champion Matt Uzi rushed to ringside followed by Glenn Kirby. Uzi grabbed a chair and nailed Ringo with a swinging chair shot busting wide open making him piss blood everywhere. Kirby pulled Johnson by his legs making him fall face first on the apron making him bleed from the mouth. Uzi unlocked Ringo's handcuff's and threw the key to Kirby who unlocked Johnson. X-Factor and Inferno eliminated the busted up Rated X members.
Eliminated: Ryan Johnson and Johnny Ringo
Winners: Inferno and X-Factor
Rated X were kicked out of the building after threatening the SIW World Champion. Uzi told Polar that he didn't want anything to do with them. The t.W.o anthem was then heard as Trevor made his way to ringside accompanied by Matt Uzi, Soule Stealer, Titan and Angelica. Trevor announced that his new recruit was Enigma. He called him out and Enigma came down to the ring with out Saydst. He gave his reply to Trevor's invitation to join t.W.o....
Writers:TJD, Uzi, Titan, TS, AH, Enigma