Savvis Center
St. Louis, Missouri
The road to Staying Alive continued with a Carnage Thanksgiving special. A.P.B and The Fugitive came out to the ring walking by a curtained area at the beginning of the show and showed footage on the Trevortron from last year’s thanksgiving Carnage where Titan ate a whole turkey in less than two minutes. They made fun of his weight and appearance until the GM came out accompanied by Trevor Derickson and the SIW Heavyweight Champion Matt Uzi. TJD told A.P.B that their tag team match had turned into a handicap match because he added Uzi as a third partner to the mix. Kim Blair then came out and told them that Carnage was still her show and said the match remains the same except for the fact that she named a match enforcer. Ragin’ Craig then came out accompanied by Jill and he told Titan, TJD and Uzi that if anyone tried to interfere he will disqualify them immediately.
The first match got underway and it was the finals in the diva tournament between Heaven Lee and Angelica Hunt in which the winner faces the women’s champion at Staying Alive. Before the match started SIW Women’s Champion Xtina came out and told them that as champion she chose a stipulation for their match. She pulled the curtain near the entrance ramp and revealed a big pool of gravy and announced SIW’s first ever Thanksgiving Gravy Match. Angelica and Heaven Lee fought all the way up the entrance ramp where Angelica body slammed Heaven into the pool of gravy. Heaven pulled in referee Wayne Casemere after executed a DDT in the gravy and went for a cover but Angelica kicked out. Angelica managed to get the win after delivering the A-Bomb Drop and pinned Heaven to advance to Staying Alive. As Angelica climbed out of the pool, Xtina congratulated her and raised her arm in victory. As Angelica turned around, Xtina nailed her with a devastating Goodie Kick which sent her flying back into the gravy and then jumped in and continued her assault until staff members jumped in and broke it up.
Christina York caught up with Dr.Phil as he arrived at the Savvis Center. He announced that the theme of his show on Carnage will be “How to deal with anger in the work place”. Brandon Gateman, James Muret, Bozz Man and the SIW North American Champion Armani Styles were scheduled to be on the show.
After a commercial break, Hiro Takada made his Carnage debut in a non title high flying match against SIW Lightweight Champion The Fugitive. The champ almost got an early pin fall after he delivered a Fall Away Slam off the top rope but Takada kicked out. Hiro gained momentum after delivering the rolling fire and worked Fugitive in the corner with his patented Dragon Kicks. Takada got the upset win over the champion after he delivered The Sword and pinned him.
A preview for Breakdown in Clarksville, Tennessee. “Incredible” Ian Bishop will take on Titan in a lumberjack match in the main event with Klubber, Sylk, Fugitive, Ghost, Rick and LTP’s mystery partner as the lumberjacks. Also one night only!! The very first SIW Heavyweight Champion James Airington will be in action against SIW veteran NuTz
Former two time SIW Champion Angel arrived at the arena and interacted with backstage staff members who he hadn’t seen in a long time. He ran into the general manager Titan who offered a hand shake but Angel refused and called him a hypocrite. Titan told him to watch his ass because Carnage was his turf. Titan told him the Staying Alive contract was going to be ready by the end of the night
The next match was a four way no hold barred match between ultimate fighter Pitbull, NuTz, Metalgod and the enormous Dark Tiger in which the winner faces the SIW Extreme Champion Tony “The Bull” Viction. Dark Tiger left Metalgod in a world of pain after he chokeslammed him on the steel barrier. Pitbull hit NuTz with a belly to belly suplex through the Spanish table and the crowd started chanting “holy shit”. Dark Tiger won this fight after delivering a Keylock Suplex and then pinned Pitbull with the Gateway 2 Darkness. Dark Tiger grabbed a folded steel chair and called out Tony Viction after the match. Viction ran out and immediately a fist fight broke out. They fought all the way into the parking lot and out of the arena across the street in to the MetroLink station. St. Louis authorities were called and showed up in not time. Both men were fined for disturbing the peace.
Advertisement for Staying Alive on November 27, 2005. Don’t miss the Carnage superstars on PPV. Armani Styles defends his SIW North American Championship in a Fatal Four Way against Bozz Man, James Muret and Brandon Gateman. SIW Heavyweight Champion Matt Uzi will defend his championship against former two time SIW Champion Angel in a last man standing match in the main event
Mike “The Mic” and Travis Dunns reported that before the November 18 premiere for the movie 'The Tears of Vietnam' starring Carnage superstars Matt Uzi and Ian Bishop, In an embarrassing moment for the SIW, The SIW Heavyweight Champion punched Bishop in the jaw and a fight broke out on the red carpet.
Dr. Phil got a mixed reaction from the crowd with half cheers and half yelling obscenities. He said he was going to cover anger in the work place and said the SIW was the best place to cover the issue. He called out his guests James Muret who carried his money in the bank breifcase, Bozz Man, Brandon Gateman who was accompanied by Michelle and the SIW North American champion Armani Styles. Bozz Man asked Phil whose stupid idea it was to have him on Carnage and Phil said it was Titan’s idea. Gateman said neither of them had anger problems and he can take his toupee and his show and stick it up his ass. Phil then called out Bingo the Clown who taunted the competitors in the ring by stupid tricks and squirted them in the face with water. Phil told them to not get angry but instead find the humor in all of it. Bozz Man elbowed Bingo and threw him out of the ring and Armani took off Phil’s toupee and then pushed him down on the canvas. Before Armani could assault Phil, Muret closelined him and then all hell broke loose in the ring. Gateman, Muret, Bozz and Styles were engaged in an all out war just three days before Staying Alive
Titan made an announcement on the Trevortron from his corporate office, starting next week there is going to be a tournament where the winner will fight thr winner of the MNB tournament at Road To Glory. Who ever wins at Road to Glory will get the opportunity to fight the main champion of his respective brand.
Backstage, Craig was wearing a stripped shirt talking to Jill before his match when all of a sudden a masked figured knocked him out with a crowbar with a shot to the back of his head. Blood poured out on the ground as Jill called for paramedics. It was announced that due to the unfortunate circumstances, Ragin’ Craig won’t be able to officiate his scheduled match.
Brawl for All Find out what happen on the premiere of Monday Night Brawl on FX.
A.P.B came out for their match accompanied by The Fugitive as they took on the SIW Tag Team Champions The Ghost and Rick Theodore. If A.P.B won the match, one of them get the chance to replace Kim at Staying Alive. Before the match started, The Ghost announced it was time to reveal LTP’s secret partner at Staying Alive. The lights dimmed and the crowd waited in anticipation as non other than SIW veteran Terror Soule made his return. Soule shook hands with Ghost and Rick as the match got underway. Klubber dominated Rick like he was a rag doll whipping him from corner to corner and put damage on his back after a vicious back breaker. Moments later Sylk and Ghost battled in the ring and when Ghost went for a cover, Fugtive jumped on the apron but was then pulled down by Terror Soule who whipped him head first into the steel steps. As the ref was knocked down, Ghost and Rick dominated which brought out Ian Bishop. The “Incredible” one went to hit Ghost with a steel chair but mistakenly hit Klubber across his head when Ghost moved out of the way. Rick closelined Sylk out of the ring and Ghost capitalized by covering Klubber for a pin fall to win the match. Bishop apologized for what happed and then they all attacked LTP and Soule until Titan came out to even the odds. Polar must have had his whole security team out in the ring to stop the mayhem.
SIW Heavyweight Champion Matt Uzi made his way to the ring for his Staying Alive contract signing with Angel. Uzi ranted about the usual, how he was the greatest one, an icon, a legend and how he wouldn’t be surprised if Angel didn’t showed up because he was a coward. Uzi was wrong, Angel came out live on Carnage and the fans gave him a standing ovation. Before sitting at the table and signing their contracts, they got into a heated stare down like they’ve done many times before. Angel being the voice of reason sat down first and looked over the contract. Angel signed it even knowing if he lost the match, he would not compete on Carnage ever again. After Uzi signed the contract, he called Angel a sucker and then rammed the table in his ribs and then knocked him down with a flying elbow off the ropes. Uzi added insult to injury by putting on his opponents wings to mock him and then locking him in his own Judgment Sharpshooter as the program ended.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
General Manager: Kevin "Titan" McColl
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Angelica Hunt pinned Heaven Lee to win the tournament 5:03
Hiro Takada pinned The Fugitive 6:23
Dark Tiger defeated Pitbull, Metalgod and NuTz 9:52
Less Than Perfect defeated A.P.B to retain the SIW Tag Team Championship 8:06
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Wayne Casmere, Frank Wellington
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
