America West Arena
This Thanksgiving edition of Thursday Night Carnage was the last televised show before the Staying Alive PPV. Two SIW championships were on the line in Pheonix, Arizona, the new Lightweight Champion Z-Man was placed in a rematch against the former champ Slick Willy Seaman and Terror Soule was put to the test when his North American Title was up for grabs in a match against another former NA champ, X-Factor who lost to Inferno in a steel cage match last week. The Deadly Alliance were also in the building and everyone wondered what if they would get revenge on the current North American Champion. They had their hands full though after the CEO booked them in a handicap match against Grunge, Jax and Soule Stealer last Monday. Also on the card was SIW's first ever Arm Wrestling Match between the SIW European Champion Russel McPiledriverton and his opponent at the PPV, "Red Hot" Rikki Cook. Christina York arrived a little late but was just on time to start off the show.
Turkey Time
Hayden: Titan what the hell is this?
Titan: What does it look like Hayden?
Dunns: Jimmy why are you so stupid? Can't you tell Titan cooked thanksgiving dinner for him and Angelica?
Christina York: Oh How sweet, my husband would never do that for me
Titan: Angelica, I know your not here tonight because you had to get a pregnancy test done but you see I made this dinner all by myself.. And unlike Terror Soule, I can cook and take care of you, i'm a REAL man....Dunns try my stuffing you bastard...
Dunns: This is excelent!! Titan you should become a chef!
Titan: Thank you, Thank you!
Hayden: Can I try the turkey?
Titan: NO Hayden you can't try the turkey cause then you'll ruin my thanksgiving surprise..
Hayden: What surprise?
Titan: Well it is thanksgiving in Phoenix right?
Titan: I'm going to eat this turkey in less than two minutes
Dunns: All the stuffing too?
Titan: Sure, I can do it
Christina: And the potatoes?
Titan: Don't push it! I'm already eating a whole turkey!!!
Hayden: I'm timing you..1-2-3 GO!
Titan: YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! NOW I need some beer to wash this shit down!!
Hayden: Thats was the sickest and most revolting thing I ever seen in my life!
SIW Lightweight Championship
At the end of the match, Willy missed a closeline and Z-Man wearing his patented football helmet, hit him with a headbutt. After delivering the "Wet Dream", Z-man pinned Willy to retain the SIW Lightweight championship. On the outside Andrew Seaman nailed Saydst with Willy's Shining Death Dropkick and hit her skull with Carlos' steel chair. After a few moments, Saydst came to her senses and ran backstage to find the Seaman's. Z-Man grabbed his title and followed.
Airport Issues
Hardcore Tag Team Match
Cefalo nailed Romoan with a running bulldog face first on the entrance ramp. Cefalo then went after Mysery and executed a perfect russian legsweep resulting in Mysery's head hitting the commentary table. The match ended when Metalgod set up Mysery on the Spanish table and jumped off the top rope but Mysery moved and Metalgod crashed into the table breaking it in half. As Sinflair and Cefalo fought on the entrance ramp Mysery rolled over and pinned the SIW Hardcore champion Metalgod to win the match.
Grunge kicked out of t.W.o?
Trevor: What the hell is going on?
Grunge: Let me explain something to y....
Trevor: Grunge just shut up, I heard all the shit you've been saying all week, and you make me sick. Tell you what, if you don't show up for your match and destroy DA, I'll personally make sure that you never walk again.....Take him out boys..
Debut Video
Arm Wrestling Match
Russel almost beat Rikki in the first thirty seconds but Rikki smartly made his way back and had Russ' hand only and inch away from the table. Russel then forced his way back in the game and then swung back and slammed Rikki's hand down to win the match. As the referee untied their hands, Rikki nailed Russel with a head butt and rammed his face in the table. He then hit Russel with the High Temperature. Rikki then got a table from under the ring and then set it up in the middle of the ring. Rikki then executed the Perfect Piledriver on Russ as a final insult through the table breaking it in half. Rikki held on to his hurt back laughing as he walked up the ramp watching the paramedics rush to the ring. What kind of condition will Russel be in come Staying Alive? Rikki really gave himself the advantage this time.
Who Hit The Renegade?
Renegade: Right so one more thing, never speak to me, never touch me, and never think I’m your friend…got it?
Z-man nodded and Renegade then signaled for him to walk away…Renegade then grabbed Alex around the waist in the middle of the Parking lot and started to kiss her in a manner not fit for the young viewers. Renegade then leaned back a bit and looked into Alex’s eyes.
Renegade: I want you at ringside tonight when me an Enigma have our match. I want you there to help me celebrate and I want you there to watch my back, you think you can do that?
Alex just kissed Renegade and then hugged him holding her head to his chest. Just at that moment a pink Hummer-Limo peeling around the corner at a tremendous speed. It headed strait towards Alex and Renegade. Renegade managed to throw Alex onto the hood of a near by car making sure she was out of the way, but Renegade went flying over the top of the Limo and hard to the ground…he began to roll around a bit and then he stoped moving. Alex ran over to him and picked his head off the floor, she embraced him in her arms and she began to cry, Renegade’s eyes open slowly as he spat some blood out he managed to mumble a few words to Alex as the Limo peeled off.....
Renegade: Alex, this is in return for saving me, and if I don’t get through this remember I…lov…e…you………..
Alex screamed out and a few EMTs came running, Alex refused to let go of Renegade but soon she was pried off, Renegade was lifted onto a stretcher and then into an ambulance, he is sent strait to the nearest medical facility in Pheonix. Alex was given the night off. This left the world wondering...will The Renegade make it to the PPV? Was he even alive?
Exclusive Interview with Christina York
Christina York: And ladies and gentlemen. The SIW Tag Team Champions of the World. Ryan Johnson, Johnny Ringo. Rated X!!!
The lights went out, as spotlights started to criss cross the arena. Pyro exploded from the stage to the rafters. "More Human than Human" by White Zombie blares over the PA system. The crowd is chanting for Rated X. No one came out. The music continued to play as the lights come back up. Still no Rated X. As the music died down the TrevorTron lit up. We saw Johnny Ringo and Ryan "Primetime" Johnson seated on a couch in a dressing room. Johnny was sitting there wearing a pair of jeans and the world famous "I love Johnny" t-shirt and a pair of wire framed Ray Bans. Ryan Johnson was wearing a Phoenix Suns, Steve Nash jersey and a pair of black warm up pants.
Johnny Ringo: First off, I'd just like to apologize to you Christina for not being there in person, but we didn't feel like being in the ring with Sea-Ass and Big Willy any more than we have to.
Ryan Johnson: True enough my good man. I don't think that Slick and Seabass belong in our ring, so since there are out there, we are staying back here.
Johnny Ringo: So go ahead and ask us your question.
Christina York: Ok. Well Rated X has never faced any members of the I-9. How are you going to deal with Slick Willy and Seabass?
Ryan Johnson: What was that Christina? You were breaking up.
Johnny Ringo: It doesn't matter. I think I know what she said. And yes I am available later on to get together for a drink.
Ryan Johnson: That's not what she said. She asked us about Slick and Seabass.
Johnny Ringo: I tell Seabass this. YOu're not going to kick either of our asses, Seabass.
Ryan Johnson: That's terrible.
Johnny Ringo: Come on. That was funny.
Christina York: Ryan, Johnny. What is your strategy for this upcoming Dumpster match?
Ryan Johnson: What did she say?
Johnny Ringo: I don't know. This live feed is shit. I think Trevor needs to spend a little more money on his audio visual staff. This set up is awful.
Ryan Johnson: A Tag Team Dumpster Match, for our World Tag Team Titles. What a joke. Rated X in a Dumpster Match. I am sure that Slick Willy and Seabass feel at home in a Dumpster. I bet that is where they ate their Thanksgiving Dinner.
Johnny Ringo: Speaking of Thanksgiving. I would just like to wish all of our Rated X fans a happy and wonderful Thanksgiving.
Ryan Johnson: That is very nice Johnny.
Johnny Ringo: Thank you Ryan. I am a nice guy. And to show how nice of a guy I am, I have arranged for a present for Seabass and Slick Willy there. Bernardo!
Bernardo: Boys, bring it on out here.
Just then a bunch of guys in overalls came out, pulling a giant dumpster with then. They pulled the dumpster out on the stage next to Bernardo Williams. Bernardo climbed up onto the dumpster and leaned into it. Bernardo pulled out a six foot, green glass bong. The bowl is in a shape of a huge bass. Bernardo hops down from the dumpster.
Bernardo: Seabass, this is for you.
Bernardo began to walk down to the ring. Slick Willy and Seabass were watching Bernardo. The fans begin to stir as Johnny Ringo and Ryan Johnson were seen hopping over the guard rail behind Seabass and Slick Willy. Ringo and Primetime each have their World Tag Team Title in their hand as they slide into the ring behind Slick Willy and Seabass. Bernardo pointed behind Seabass and Slick Willy, as they turned around. Wham!!! They both are nailed with the belts. Seabass and Willy went down. Ryan Johnson laid his Tag Title on the mat, as he picks up Slick Willy. Primetime kicks Willy in the guy and set him up in the piledriver position. He pulled Slick Willy up and piledrived him onto the SIW Tag Team Title. Slick Willy's head smashed into the title and busted open. There was blood leaking onto the title. As Willy's head started to pool blood, Johnny Ringo has his tag title on the mat and is on top of Seabass's back and is bashing his head off of the title. Ringo quit bashing Seabass and picked him up. Ringo kicks Seabass in the gut and also placed him in the piledriver position. Johnny Ringo did a complete flip and nailed Seabass with "X"-clamation point. Ryan Johnson has his title in hand as he climbs up the turnbuckle. Primetime leaps off the top rope and again smashes the belt off of Slick Willy's head. At this point, Bernardo Williams slid into the ring with the green bong. Bernardo handed the bong to Johnny Ringo.
Johnny climbed to the top rope with the bong and waited as Ryan Johnson and Bernardo Williams picked up Seabass. They are each held one of Seabass's arms as Johnny Ringo flew off the top rope and shatters the bong across Seabass's head. The bong slashed Seabass wide open. The camera zooms in to a giant gash across Seabass's forehead. Johnny Ringo then took a piece of the broken bong and stuck it in Slick Willy's head. He scrapes the bong causing the cut on Willy's head to open even more. Ryan Johnson motioned for Johnny to get up. Ringo and Primetime picked Seabass up over their head and tosses him over the top rope. Rated X followed Seabass to the outside and they pick Seabass up and sets him on their shoulders. They walk down the aisle and toss Seabass in the Dumpster. Ryan Johnson slams the lid shut. Back in the ring Bernardo Williams was still laying the boots to Slick Willy. Primetime and Ringo made their way back down to the ring. Primetime slid in the ring and started laying in cheap shots on Willy as Johnny Ringo pulls a table out from under the ring. Ringo set the table up in the aisle and slid back in the ring. Primetime dragged Slick Willy over to Ringo. Primetime and Ringo both pick up Willy and double power bomb Willy over the top rope though the table on the outside. Rated X were standing in the ring with smiles across their faces. Bernardo walked over to the corner of the ring and picked up a mic handed it to Primetime
Ryan Johnson: You know something Johnny? The was pretty nice.
Johnny Ringo: You think that was nice, you haven't seen anything yet. Neither have I-9. This is only a sliver of the violence that Rated X can bring. This Sunday you just may find out just how much Carnage we can actually bring. So Slick, Ass, if you boys think what we just did to you was bad, you might well not even show up to the Staples Center this Sunday. This Sunday, Rated X is on PPV. We don't lose on PPV's. On Pay Per View is the only place where we belong.
Ryan Johnson: And that's just were we will be. Staying Alive, this Sunday night, Rated X is going to walk in with the Tag Team Titles. And we damn sure are going to walk out with them.
Johnny Ringo: Believe it!!!
Handicap Match
Terror: Enigma do you think i'd dumb enough to come out there while you have a barbed wire steel chair in your hands? As a matter of fact I have a chair of my own....
Terror showed everyone the chair he hit Renegade with. It still had skin and blood on it...
Terror: Seems like someone out staged me tonight hitting your boyfriend with a "pink" Hummer-Limo but man I think I remember this hitting someone's
skull last Carnage. Look it has the blood marks and dried flesh on it form Renegade. I should sell this on Ebay I get a pretty penny. Who wouldn't want a chair that busted the Definition of Hardcore's head wide open. Enigma you stand there all tough but guess what, I have a surprise for you bitch....
At that point, Pheonix police officers came to ringside and handed Enigma a ticket and stayed in the ring surrounding the Angel of Death..
Police Officer: Mr. Enigma, due to having contact with Terror Soule a few shows back and breaking a restraining court order, you are fined 100 000$ American dollars. Next offence is jail time.
Terror: Hope you like that Enigma, that's like your salary for the year gone...Hahahahaha. And just to let you know, there will be police and security around the ring during my match against X-Factor.
Looking For Grunge
Jax: Grunge! Where the fuck are you! I want a piece of you! You son of a bitch! That's it! I want you Monday Night! I want you in a steel cage match. You can only win by running away! Come on! Come on! Where are you you piece of shit! Just bring it! This Monday will be your last in the SIW! Steel Cage this Monday!!!
Champ and Nurse
Jenny Kox: Hello how can I help you?
Jenny winked at H-Bomb
Kirby: I need you to check out my ankle
H-Bomb: I have back pains, I need a massage
Kirby: That can wait, my ankle hurts more
Jenny: Ahem....Ladies first Glenn....
Kirby: Damn !!!!
SIW North American Championship
Terror Soule sent X to the corner and hit a corner splash followed by a belly to back suplex. He tried the pin again but X kicked out. Terror Soule missed his head butt off the top rope and X gained back control of the match. After a nice sunset flip by X-Factor, a huge explosion was heard in the America West Arena parking lot. X and Terror Soule and the rest of the arena looked at the TrevorTron that showed an unknown car blown up and in flames. The officers and security guards left ringside and rushed to the parking lot. Terror Soule ended the match with the Soule Fusion for the pin and celebrated in the ring as X walked backstage. With all the cops and security guards busy in the parking lot, the arena went black for ten seconds and then once the lights came back on Enigma was standing behind the North American champion holding the same barbed wired chair he used on Jax and Terror's brother Stealer. Enigma smacked the chair across his face and then locked in the Pain Of Ages. Five security guards came rushing to the ring but Enigma destroyed them all and re-applied the Pain Of Ages as Carnage went off the air..........
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Pheonix, Arizona
Capacity 18 857/19 023
November 25, 2004
Rating: 8.1
Jimmy Hayden, Travis Dunns and Christina York wished everyone in the crowd and at home watching on MTV a Happy Thanksgiving! As they talked about how important Thanksgiving was they were cut off by "Rust In Peace" by Megadeth. Titan made his way to ringside pushing a tray with food. He had a turkey, stuffing, potatoes, cranberry sauce, gravy and some beer.
Slick Willy Seaman vs The Z-Man
Saydst accompanied the SIW Lightweight champion to the ring. Z-Man wore an electric dog collar and Saydst had the remote to the collar. Every time Z-Man fell asleep, Saydst pressed the button to electrocute Z-Man to wake him up. Willy came out repeating something about "precious" with his dad Andrew in his corner and had his sights set on winning back his title after the upset loss he suffered at the hands of Z-man earlier in the week. As Willy went to work on the lightweight champion, Andrew offered Saydst a handshake, she responded with an elbow to his head knocking him down to the ground. Willy hit Z-Man with a bottom turnbuckle face kick and then executed a snapmare and went for the pin. Saydst hit a button and both Z-man and Willy got a jolt but it saved Z-man from getting pinned.
Winner: The Z-Man
The SIW World champion Matt Uzi and the #1 contender Brian Cross where denied to fly to Phoenix by the airlines. Jimmy Hayden and Travis Dunns announced that there had been an incident before boarding the plane. Matt Uzi and Inferno had an argument and got involved in a violent altercation at the airport. Both superstars have been suspended till November 28 without notice for unprofessional conduct. Matt Uzi and Brian Cross are set to wrestle in a Submission Challenge Match for the SIW World championship at the Staples Center this Sunday in Los Angeles.
Nazz and Disco Duck Jimmy Cefalo vs Mysery and "Hot Fudge" Sinflair Estanplucka
As the former SIW Hardcore champion Jimmy Cefalo stood in the ring with his opponents Sinflair and Mysery, the ring announcer informed everyone that Nazz could not make it to Carnage because Mysery broke his arm the night before in Tucson, Arizona. Sinflair and Mysery beat the shit out of Cefalo in this hardcore tag match until the current SIW Hardcore champion Metalgod rushed to ringside and replaced Nazz as Cefalo's partner. Metalgod threw Mysery head first into the steel steps and hit Sinflair with the Godbomb. Metalgod went to pin Sinflair but Romoan pulled him off. The crowd started chanting "Kill the fags" as Romoan sent Metalgod head first into the ring post.
Winners: Mysery and "Hot Fudge" Sinflair Estanplucka
Grunge was seen in the CEO's office getting yelled at...
A video package was presented during Carnage featuring new SIW superstar Ian Bishop. Look for this youngster to make an impact very soon. His first match is this Saturday in San Diego as he takes on former North American and Hardcore Champion X-Factor.
"Red Hot" Rikki Cook vs Russel McPiledriverton
SIW's official nurse Jenny Kox was the guest announcer and did the introductions. The fans went wild as Jenny was barely dressed. Rikki came out first. The crowd started chanting for the SIW European champion Russel McPiledriverton as he made his entrance and tore up a sign that said "Piledriver Cola Blows". He and Rikki got into a stare down but the referee got them on each side of the table as Jenny Kox left ringside. Russel kept his belt on and once locked up the bell rang and the match went underway.
Winner: Russel McPiledriverton
Renegade and Alex were seen walking across the car lot to the arena. Renegade was wearing Blue jeans and an SIWA t-shirt and Alex her usual attire with the addition of a black leather jacket with D.O.H written on the back. Renegade and Alex were hand in hand as Z-man walked towards them. Renegade looked at Z-man and then looked down, shaking his head. Renegade then looked to Z-man who was wearing his usual attire, with the addition of the dog collar, which Saydst gave him. Renegade looked to Z-man and then handed him a t-shirt from his bag. Z-man holds the t-shirt up to his chest and on the front it says D.A (not an official D.A t-shirt cause on the back it says Trainee)
I-9's Seabass and Slick Willy and Rated X
"Touch of Grey" By The Grateful Dead was played as Rampaging Nick and Andrew accompanied Slick Willy Seaman and Seabass to the ring. MTV were being uptight bitches again censoring Seabass smoking a joint.........
Deadly Alliance vs t.W.o (Grunge, Jax and Soule Stealer)
With Renegade and Saydst unable to make it to ringside, Enigma was left with Z-Man in his corner as the 3 vs 2 handicap match became 3 vs 1. Enigma stood in the ring with a barbed wire steel chair as Sam Carter warned him that he'd disqualify him. As he said, Grunge didn't show up leaving the CEO furious. Jax and Stealer came out and rushed to the ring but Enigma leveled them with the chair busting them up wide open. Flesh was stuck to the barbed wire and blood covered the ring. Sam Carter disqualified Enigma and ran backstage. The fans chanted "Holy Fuck" as Enigma loved what he saw. He then called out the owner of the SIW......as My Way by Limp Bizkit played, no one came out. The the TrevorTron then showed footage of Trevor entering a long stretch limo as it peeled out of the arena. Enigma made fun of him calling the CEO a pussy but then........He called out Terror Soule to give him a beating but instead the SIW North American champion appeared on the TrevorTron.....
Winners: Jax and Soule Stealer
Jax in the back tearing everything up screaming and yelling looking for Grunge...
The fans went wild as the TrevorTron focused on a backstage door that said "Jenny Kox, here to make you feel better". H-Bomb and Glenn Kirby were waiting to see the nurse. Kirby had a minor sprained ankle from training and H-Bomb had back pains.
X-Factor vs Terror Soule
X-Factor made his entrance as the fans cheered him on giving the former North American champ high fives. As X-Factor went to grab a mic and talk, he was cut off by "My Own Prison" by Creed as the current SIW North American champion Terror Soule made his entrance accompanied by 15 Phoenix police officers and 12 security guards. X and Terror shook hands as the match got under way. X-Factor hit Terror Soule first with some knife edge chops and a few lefts and rights before sending him to the ropes and nailing the NA champ with a flying closeline. After missing a drop kick, Terror Soule took advantage and hit X with a leg drops and elbow drops. He went for the pin but X kicked out. The fans then got into an "X-Factor" chant.
Winner: Terror Soule
Writers:TJD, Uzi, Titan, Enigma, TS, Rated X, Renegade