Air Canada Center
The SIW was live in T.O for Thursday Night Carnage and it featured a pretty interesting Main Event involving the SIW World Champion Matt Uzi vs. his new alliance Rated X in a handicap match booked by the CEO last Monday. SIW Hardcore champion Grunge teamed up with an unlikely partner in Sinflair as they took on the SIW Lightweight champion Z-Man and the Definition Of Hardcore The Renegade in a hardcore tag team match. Two championships where also on the line as Terror Soule took on Russel McPiledriverton in a classic Cage Match for the SIW European title. Titan was also in action as he took on Matt Uzi’s opponent at Road To Glory Enigma for the North American championship.
Titan Calls Out Enigma
Titan: So this is Canada eh?
The Toronto crowd booed
Titan: This is where Enigma’s from? No wonder why he’s so ugly…….Hayden bring me a chair damn it
Hayden gave Titan a chair to sit on. Titan then continued his rant..
Titan: I know everyone has been wondering just who’s side I’m I on, Trevor’s or Rated X’s……..the truth is I’m on nobody’s side, I’m on Titan’s side! Enigma, I heard all this whining today about your daddy beating you up, to tell you the truth no one gives a rat’s ass what the hell he did to you…….If you think your daddy beat you ass you ain’t seen anything yet. Tonight Enigma is the night I shut your mouth once and for all. Since day one, you’ve been flapping your gums about being the best wrestler and all this shit, but the truth is, I can beat you on my worse day. I also heard you bitching about mine and Uzi’s strategy when I laid down…….I didn’t lay down for Matt Uzi…..didn’t you notice my knee let go and I fell down? Resulting in Uzi pinning me?
Fans started chanting “Bullshit”
Titan: Enigma, why wait till later? Get you ass out here right now!!!
"Violence Fetish" by Disturbed played as Enigma ran out and fought Titan in the middle of the ring. Security rushed to ringside to break up the violent brawl. Titan and Enigma took turns pushing security to the side but once security doubled and Polar showed up, Titan and Enigma were successfully separated.
Hardcore Tag Team Match
Sinflair and Z-Man fought in front of the Spanish table as Grunge launched Renegade head first into the steel steps. Grunge pulled the mat off the concrete floor and went to deliver a piledriver but Renegade countered with a back body drop leaving the Hardcore Champion Grunge in pain. Sinflair and Romoan double teamed Z-Man and they used his own football helmet to knock him out. Sinflair went to pin him but out of nowhere Slick Willy Seaman came out and broke the count and hit Romoan with the The Shining Death Dropkick. He then threw Sinflair off the entrance ramp into a table breaking it in two. Willy left as Z-Man, Romoan and Sinflair were left unconscious. Meanwhile in the ring, Renegade delivered a sick Slam Jam DDT and went for the pin. At the two count Renegade lifted Grunge up and threw him to the outside. The match ended when Renegade pulled out a barbed wire steel chair from under the ring and busted Grunge’s head wide open to get a pinfall. As Grunge bleed like a bitch in the ring, Chastity slapped Renegade and the D.O.H responded with a Slam Jam DDT! Grunge got up and saw his beloved Chastity out cold. He was furious with rage and went looking for The Renegade.
Interview With Christina York
SIW Women's Champion Olivia Danger
Christina York: Wow! Olivia look at all of these people cheering for you, and you look really good.
Olivia Danger smiled and looked around again.
Olivia: Wow…this is amazing.
Christina York: How do you feel that you are the new women’s champion?
Olivia: Christina, I feel honored.
Christina York: How do you feel that H-Bomb finally congratulated you?
Olivia: I really don’t know what to say other than that I am honored and that all of these fans that were cheering for me when I came out here tonight, but you still owe H-Bomb a lot of respect. She was a great champion, and will be again one day. I have already promised her a title shot for the title when ever she wants it but when she comes out to the ring for a match, you guys owe her every bit of cheering as she always got when she came out with this title wrapped around her waist. She deserves it.
Christina York: Do you think you can tell us maybe what we can expect in the future, from our new women’s champion?
Olivia Danger: I sure can tell you what to expect in the future, Christina. Just expect me to come out here and put my title on the line and put all of my effort into everything, and most of all, expect me to come out here and give the fans a match worth watching. I love you guys… My fans are a big part of what makes me who I am today, I just want to thank you. Also thank you Christina.
SIW European Championship
The match started as they grab each others hands, going for a test of strength. Both competitors go back and forth before Terror got the upper hand and slammed Russel to the mat. Before he can get up, Terror buried some quick kicks into the back of his head, before lifting him up and tossing him to the ropes. On his way back, Russel ducks the clothsline and follows back with one of his own. Terror started to wear thin, but found enough energy to give several elbows to ‘The Inventor of the Piledriver’. Terror got back into the match and put McPiledriverton on his shoulder and rammed him several more times into the side of the steel mesh, ripping the skin from Russel’s head. The fans got louder and louder as the match becomes more and gruesome. Terror climbed to the top of the cage and tried to execute a super headbutt off the cage but Russel moved at the last minute, meaning both men laid down injured as the fans became even crazier then before as the chants of ‘HOLY SHIT’ started up.
A figure was then seen coming from the entrance way. It is “Red Hot” Rikki Cook, who walked down the ramp. Jimmy Hayden said something wasen;t right at the sight of Rikki who was Russel’s opponent at Staying Alive and still had bitter feelings. Rikki walked straight past the cage and over to the time keeper. Cook went and picked up the European Title, as well as Russel’s ‘Inventor of the Pilerdriver’ belt. He took them by the straps and headed back up the ramp, not even looking at the inside of the ring. During this, both Terror and Russel saw Cook. As Rikki disappeared from site, Terror and Russel stood in the middle of the ring, unsure what to do. Even the referee was confused. With the door locked, both men had no choice but to climb out. They both hit the floor and ran after Cook, both pissed off he ruined the match. The referee ruled Russel the winner stating he hit the floor first. Russel and Terror were unsuccessful in finding Cook who left in a vehicle. It appears that Rikki Cook is really starting to get to the I-9, and more importantly Russel McPiledriverton.
Get Well Card For Angelica
Angelica: Hi baby it’s your giant sperm donor Titan! I miss you a lot and I’ll make sure the penthouse is clean for when you get out…….Oh god that big ogre can’t seem to forget about me!!...hmmmm what’s this ?
Black roses…..with a black card…
Angelica: Dear Angelica….I hope you feeling better because hitting you on the head didn’t satisfy me, all your soap opera shit this past month has made the MTV viewers sick including me……I will be waiting….Get Well soon!
Angelica threw the black flowers out the window and told the reception she didn’t want to receive anything or see anybody. Angelica was pissed. Look for the former Women’s champ to return and get revenge on that mystery person and possibly Titan
The Evening News with Seabass
Seabass: KENTUCKY!
Russel (Off Camera): We’re not in Kentucky!
Seabass: Rutabaga! Lou Bega! Killer Clown-bega!
Russel (Off Camera): This is a disaster…
Seabass: You can’t mess with my preoccupation. The shadow of his jacket-button has a huge affect on my psyche.
Russel (Off Camera: Oh dear lord…..
Seabass turned around, and now had his back to the camera, and began going the robot.
Russel (Off Camera): What was the point of this again?
Seabass took off his top hat and there sat a rabbit on top of his greasy head, he turned back around in his chair. The little white bunny was scratching his head an it began to bleed. He then grabbed the cute rodent and tried to stuff it through the funnel in his pocket.
Russel ran in to try and save the little bunny, as the cameras went back to ringside.
SIW North American Championship
Enigma: Its good to be home....
The fans cheered their hometown hero...
Enigma: Titan, I'm not even going to bother wasting my breath on you anymore... Bring you're fat ass down to this ring so I can do to you what I'm going to do to Matt Uzi at Road To Glory....
Rust In Peace by Megadeth was then heard as The Unbelievable Titan made his entrance. The fans started chanting “Retard”. Titan walked up to the ring and started shaking the ring by one of the posts trying to intimidate Enigma, but the AOD leaped off the top rope and nailed the giant with a huge flying closeline to the outside. Enigma through Titan in the ring and the match officially got under way. Enigma hit Titan with lefts and rights but the big guy wouldn’t go down. Enigma then went off the ropes and nailed him with a missile dropkick but Titan only dropped to one knee. Enigma unsuccessfully tried to apply the The Pain Of Ages several times but Titan seemed to be too massive for the maneuver. Enigma went off the ropes again but this time Titan hit him with a low blow. Titan then grabbed Enigma by his face and whipped him across the ring. Titan then irish whipped the NA champ and knocked him down with a big boot to the face causing a nose bleed.
Syadst then hopped on the apron getting Titan’s attention. Titan confronted her and he received a slap! Titan looked angry but instead of hitting her he grabbed her tits! Saydst freaked out but before she could do anything, Andrew Seaman came running out and pulled her legs from the apron resulting in her hitting the ring chin first knocking her out. Andrew continued his assault by kicking her down but then Bernardo Williams knocked out Andrew with Carlos Perez’s chair. Security came rushing to ringside and paramedics came to Andrew’s aid as the 58 year old laid unconscious on the ground. Titan laughed but as he turned around, Enigma hit him with a Super Kick and pinned him to retain the North American championship.
Jealousy
Woman: H, come on you know you want me you didn't object to anything that we did the last time we were together. And I'm sure that Glenn is not giving you all that you want, I mean he is nothing but a thug, a thug with no...well that is besides the point..H, I have everything that you need, everything that you would want..I..
Before the woman can go any further H, held up her hand to quiet the woman, she crossed her arms and began to speak as the woman tired to move closer to H, but once again H pulled away.
H-Bomb: Please, I know that what we did was fun at the time, but I was not thinking and to tell you the truth it wasn't that great. When I think about all the things that me and Glenn do together, what we had together was zero compared to him. Glenn maybe a thug to you, but to me he is everything that I have wanted in a man. And you are wrong, Glenn in fact is....well he is...very well....endowed! What he gives me every night is more than I can handle. So do me a favor and just leave me be. We can still be friends but I'm with GK and that is not going to change.
As H stopped talking and noticed that the woman has a look of jealously and rage on her face, as she lifted her hand and slapped H-Bomb across the face. H, had a shocked look on her face as the woman began to walk off..
Woman: I know that you are only fooling yourself H, you will come crawling back to me when GK doesn't give you what you need. I know that you love me and I love you and that is all that matters. You have my number to my cell phone feel free to call me anytime.
H turned to leave but ran into GK, he saw that she was crying and he placed his hands on her shoulders. He lifted her chin so that she can look into her eyes…..
GK: Baby, are you OK what happened you know that I'm going to make this person pay who did this too you!
Footage went back to ringside as H talked to Kirby about the incident.
Ian Bishop Accepts Stealer’s Challenge
Christina York: Excuse, Ian Bishop, may I get a word with you for a couple
minutes?
Ian Bishop who looked pissed stopped dead in his tracks and stared at York.
Ian Bishop: Why should I?
Ian Bishop continued down the hall but Christina York continued to run after
him.
Christina York: Please, just I want to ask you a question. A question, only one.
Please?
Ian Bishop: Better be quick!
Christina York: Okay... do you accept Soule Stealers challenge to a Dark Alley
Match next Brawl?
Ian Bishop: Definitely. Why? Well, because I want to show people what a Canadian
Bad Ass is like. I want to show people what Ian Bishop is all about. Even if
that mean's I have to kick Soule Stealer's ass once more, it will happen. He
tell's me to worry about what's gonna' happen next? Well I'm not. I'm done
worrying. I'm ready to get noticed, get recognized, get looked up to. I'm ready
to become an SIW legend. And it starts on SIW Monday Night Brawl!
Ian Bishop storms off to an impressed Christina York.
Handicap Match
Trevor: Just what in the hell is going on here?
Trevor then got into the ring, Uzi took off the sunglasses and both members of Rated X stood to their feet….
Trevor: Listen, when I made this match, I knew you idiots would try something stupid to get out of this, so I’ve come up with something, if we don’t see a clean win here tonight in Toronto
Trevor got a cheap pop from the crowd
Trevor: I will strip all of you of your titles tonight damn it!
Rated X and The New Era were furious at this point and we then saw the SIW World champion break his cane over the owner’s head. Ryan then whipped the CEO into the rope and did the Primetime plunge. X Era as they called themselves earlier this week still weren’t happy, Ringo finished off his boss with The Ringo Rocket. Primetime laid their titles on top of each other as Uzi delivered the Uzi Piledriver to Trevor on top of the three titles, then Uzi grabbed the mic
Matt: Listen up Trev, News Flash....Rated X makes the rules now, if you think you can make us wrestle in a handicapped match, you’re wrong, if you think you can strip our titles from us, good luck taking them, and if you stick your nose in our business again, you might not get up next time.
Matt threw the mic over to Ringo
Ringo: A moment of silence please for our gracious CEO, he came out here and graced us with his prescence and then got his ass kicked by two guys that can't even walk and a blind man, what a bad way to go.
At that moment, the lights went all crazy and the crowd exploded as the Super Patriots theme was heard, Kirby and Inferno rushed to ringside. Rated X out powered them and were ready to fight until that is Enigma appeared from the crowd with a barbed wire steel chair. Rated X fled the scene threw the crowd being chased by Enigma as the Patriots checked on Trevor as Carnage went off the air…..
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Toronto, Ontario
Capacity 18 800/18 800
December 2, 2004
Rust In Peace by Megadeth kicked off Thursday Night Carnage as the crowd was loaded with signs, everything from “The New Fuck-Up” to “Trevor for President”. Titan made his way to the ring wearing his new SIW Shopzone "Giant Sperm" t-shirt yelling at some fat chick, he told her that she was fatter than him and that was just sad. He then pushed her to the floor and punched her redneck husband in his face. The crowd booed and started throwing drinks and other debris towards him as he took the mic from the announcer and looked towards the entrance ramp..
"Hot Fudge" Sinflair Estanplucka and Grunge vs The Renegade and Z-Man
Enter Sandman by Metallica played as the team of Sinflair and Grunge who was hand in hand with Chastity made their entrance. Grunge stayed far away as possible from Romoan and Sinflair because they were checking his ass out. Grunge told them to stop or he’d beat the shit out of them after he was done with Renegade and Z-Man. As Grunge continued to warn his partner, Negative Creep by Nirvana played as Renegade and the Z-Man rushed to ringside and attacked Sinflair and Grunge as the hardcore tag team match got under way.
Winners: The Renegade and The Z-Man
Christina York is down in the ring when “Figured You Out” by Nickelback played as Olivia walked out with the SIW Women’s title around her waist. The crowd cheered as she gave a few fans hugs and high fives working her way down to the ring. She got inside the ring as she looked around at all of the people in the arena cheering for her, as her bright pink tips on her hair were standing out and her eyes were sparkling.
Steel Cage Match
Terror Soule vs Russel McPiledriverton
The cage started to lower as ‘My Own Prison’ by Creed hit the PA system. Terror Soule walked onto the ramp to a chorus of cheers and support from the Toronto crowd. He got in the ring after slapping some of the fans hands, waiting for the European Champion to enter. ‘The Final Countdown’ by Europe sounded and SIW’s European Champion made his way to the ring. He was carrying the title over his left shoulder, whilst his ‘Inventor of the Piledriver’ belt was strapped firmly round his waist. Russel hands both belts to the referee, the crowd cheer heavily for both men as the bell sounds and the match gets under way.
Winner: Russel McPiledriverton
Angelica was still at a Los Angeles hospital since last Sunday and Christina York visited her this morning before flying to Toronto. As Christina York left, footage was shown of Angelica reading the cards on the flowers send to her…
Seabass sat behind a large desk, there was a coffee cup and a microphone on it. The large yellow letters behind him spelled “The Evening News with Seabass.” He had a Top-hat on his head, and there, for some reason a funnel sticking out of the pocket of his tattered dress shirt. Russel could be heard, off mic, saying “I know we planned it a long time ago, but look at him for goodness sakes.”
The lively music cued up and Seabass looked into the camera and in a loud clear voice said..
Titan vs Enigma
The arena lights began to flicker as "Violence Fetish" by Disturbed played... The crowd absolutely blew the roof off the Air Canada
Center as red pyro's went off on the entrance ramp... Enigma made his way down to the ring accompanied by Saydst with the NA title draped over his shoulder. He entered the ring and the fans were still going nuts... They began an "Enigma" chant. Enigma was then handed a mic. Enigma soaked it all in, and after a few minutes of steady cheering, the crowd calmed down and Enigma began to speak.
Winner: Enigma
The TrevorTron zoomed backstage to find H-Bomb talking to one of her friends. They pan in and it sees that it was the lovely young woman who H-Bomb was making out with earlier this month. They see the woman try to kiss H-Bomb but she pulls away, they get closer as the Tron picked up the conversation that the two ladies were having.
The TrevTron lit up to where scenes from last Brawl was shown from when the hoody
(who is now known as Ian Bishop) who beat the shit out of Soule Stealer in a
proclaimed "Bathroom Beating". The backstage of the ACC in Toronto was shown
where Ian Bishop was seen walking down the hall as Christina York ran down
to try to catch a word with him.
Rated X vs Matt Uzi
The fans were really hyped for the main event, they wanted to see the SIW Tag Team champions Rated X and their new friend the SIW World champ Matt Uzi beat the crap out of each other. The lights went out and strobe lights began to flash throughout the arena as "More Human Then Human" by White Zombie played. As the spotlight hit the top of the ramp, The SIW Tag Team champions Ryan Johnson and Johnny Ringo both rolled out in wheelchairs laughing hysterically, they began to waive to the crowd and then roll themselves to the ring. As they got to the bottom of the ramp, they rolled themselves into the ring and pretended that they couldn’t walk. Just then "Blackball" by Offspring was heard as the SIW World champion Matt Uzi came to the top of the ramp, with the World Title around his waist. He had a cane in hand and was wearing customs made for blind people Uzi Shades from the SIW shopzone as if he was blind. He had a security guard there to walk him down the ramp. As he rolled into the ring and stood up, he pretending he couldnt see, he walked around the ring, stumbling into the ropes and posts. The bell rang and both Ryan and Ringo begin to roll away from Uzi, as Uzi tried to locate the men with his cane, about thirty seconds of this went on and then all of a sudden, My Way by Limp Bizkit was heard as the crowd went insane as the CEO of the SIW came out as Polar handed him a mic…
Winner: No Contest
Writers:TJD, Titan, Seabass, Rated X, Olivia, Rikki