Taco Bell Arena
Boise, Idaho
Carnage was live from Boise, Idaho in front of loud, diehard SIW fans. The program started with a match between “The Sexy Slayer” Envy and possible valet/manager of the year Heaven Lee. Heaven and Envy are both former lightweight champions and it was rumored that Titan was going to consider giving the winner another crack at the belt. As the back and forth match progressed, SIW Extreme Champion Dark Tiger came out with some evil looking woman and sent her to the ring. The ref called the match a double DQ after she elbowed both Envy and Heaven and leveled Envy with a Japanese Ocean Cyclone Suplex and then hit Lee with a sleeper suplex and left both divas laid out in the middle of the ring.
After a short break, Christina York got a few words from the SIW Extreme Champion and his new partner in crime. He left her nameless but stated that she is around to give some dignity to women’s wrestling. He said that she will show everyone and all the divas that the SIW and wrestling is for fighting not to compete to see whose better looking. She said that if any one has a problem with beating their precious sluts it was too bad because she will do it again whenever the opportunity comes.
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The next match was a triple threat for the SIW Lightweight Championship between “The Street Kid” David O’Conner, Japanese sensation Hiro Takada and the champion OG Valentino who is getting more popular in the SIW every week. O’Conner and Valentino put their hate aside and double teamed Takada and possible injured his back after they double suplexed him over the top rope to the outside. OG and O’Conner continued their fight as David went for the Crash Effect but OG countered and pushed him into the turnbuckles and delivered a Tornado DDT and went for the cover but O’Connor kicked out to everyone’s surprise. O’Connor rolled him up in a school boy but OG kicked out at two and executed the Pena de Muerte and pinned him to win the match. As OG celebrated, Street Kid attacked him from behind and the fight continued until Titan came out and told them to fucking relax. He said the only person that can cause chaos on Carnage was himself because he is the boss. He then announced that their going to settle their differences this Sunday at Road To Glory in a 2 out of 3 falls match for the SIW Lightweight Championship.
Christina York interviewed Metalgod w/Heaven Lee and his tag partner later in the night, former SIW Extreme Champion Tony “The Bull” Viction. Metalgod stated all he wanted to do was beat the hell out of A.P.B and put someone through a table. Heaven Lee didn’t have any comment on what happen to her and Envy but promised revenge. Viction said he didn’t care for the match but will go out and win it just like he always does. Viction then announced that over the past week, he found out that due to his track record and current accomplishments, management has promoted him to #1 contender for the SIW North American Championship.
A preview for Breakdown in Uncasville, Connecticut one night before Road To Glory. Dark Tiger, "Indestructible" Ian Bishop & Matt Uzi will take on Tony Viction, Angel & Bozzman in a six man tag match. Envy will take on Michelle in a loser leaves the SIW match and also scheduled is a non title tag team match between Less Than Perfect and A.P.B.
Brandon Gateman and Michelle got into a huge argument backstage blaming each other for recent events. She blamed him for her loss to Envy last week and he blamed her for getting eliminated in the tournament. Gateman said if it wasn’t for her, he would be facing Bishop and beat him to represent Carnage at the PPV. Michelle slapped him and walked away to her locker room and slammed the door.
A few weeks ago, Joshua Matthews from OWO came to Carnage to pay a visit to an old rival Terror Soule. They have been talking trash back and forth but on Carnage they had a chance to settle a war that started in the OWO a long time ago. Matthews has a win over Soule in OWO but last night Terror evened things up with a pin fall after delivering the Soule Fusion. They continued to battle after the match all the way into the parking lot until Polar rounded up enough security to break them apart.
”The Greatest One” Matt Uzi finally made his Carnage return getting pushed in a wheel chair by his agent Kyle Manson and he was also accompanied by his legal team. He said till they decide a trial date, Jacob Robinson aka Angel was not to be hundred feet near “The Greatest One” or he will be arrested on the spot. The SIW Heavyweight Champion came out at the top of the entrance ramp and called him a coward and said that his whole suit and injury is a bunch of lies and bullshit. Uzi said that if he could he would walk down that ramp and hurt him like he’s never been hurt before but unfortunately since Angel tried to handicap him at the last PPV he couldn’t walk properly and had a hard time having sex. Uzi then went as low as he could when we saw Bishop assault Angel from behind. Bishop nailed Angel with a DDT on the steel ramp as the fans started going crazy throwing shit and yelling “you suck”. Uzi and Bishop had a fight during their movie premiere last month but apparently it was all a work to fool Kim. As Uzi and Bishop shook hands in the ring, Ragin’ Craig came out and said that Bishop will pay for his actions and that he had no retraining order to come to the ring and beat the hell out of Uzi but he isn’t that stupid because he had a tournament match to think about. He said Uzi’s time will come but Bishop’s time was tonight. He dedicated his match to Kim, his beautiful Jill who was at home resting and the champion Angel who he helped carry backstage.
Metalgod and Tony Viction took on the SIW Tag Team champions in the next match against A.P.B. Late in the match, Walker and Viction were fighting on the outside while Metalgod and Klubber battled in the ring. After Klubber drop kicked Metalgod to the outside, the god of extreme pulled out a barbed wire wrapped 2x4 and leveled Klubber in his face. Viction whipped Sylk into the steel steps in anger and leveled Metalgod with his own chair for getting them disqualified. Viction celebrated on his way backstage and held up a “Viction new NA Champ” sign from the crowd while A.P.B hit Metalgod with a double suplex through the Spanish table.
General Manager Titan came out to the ring to make an announcement. He said over the past year he’s heard people saying that Brawl is the dominant show, Brawl is the flagship and Brawl is SIW. He said that’s bullshit because Carnage was the most viewed show on cable television last week according to the nielsen ratings. He said at Road To Glory, he expects Bishop, Angel, Bozzman and A.P.B to represent Carnage with honor and integrity and show those idiots on Brawl just who their dealing with, the best damn wrestlers in the world. Titan then made his announcement, at Road To Glory he’s going to host Titan’s Bikini Party Contest II featuring most of the beautiful divas from the SIW. Nielsen Ratings
James Airingon and James Muret were doing a weigh in and a physical for their match on Sunday and it was non other than nurse Jenny Kox doing the exams. Muret and Airington were in heaven as they watched her bend over. Jenny gave a whole new meaning to her last name when she bent over a little too much and showed she had testicles! Muret vomited in the sink and Airington just speared himself through the door. As they ran away, Jenny said in a manly voice “what’s the matter boys? Don’t like me anymore?”
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After a commercial break, Bozzman and “Red Hot” Rikki Cook battled for the SIW North American Championship. Cook got an early advantage by using illegal maneuvers. Bozz locked him into an armbar but Cook managed to get out by pulling his hair which he lied about to the referee. After a poke to Bozzman eyes, Cook delivered a devastating piledriver and appeared to have won the match but at the last second Bozz kicked out. Bozz got the fans on their feet as he fought back to get into the match and eventually locked in the Bozzinator making Rikki tap out after trying to hold the pain for several minutes. At the end of th match, Bozz got a mic and pointed at Rikki on the ground. He told C-Mac that he just got a preview of what to expect at RTG and to expect even more of a fight on PPV. As for Viction, Bozz told him to bring everything he has because he’s a fighting champion and won’t back down from anybody.
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SIW Tag Team Champions A.P.B confronted Less Than Perfect as they ate tacos from Taco Bell. A.P.B made fun of them getting caught will illegal pain killers at the border last week and before all hell broke loose, the World Tag Team champions Metal Moses & Jed Snyder showed up and attacked A.P.B. to send them a little message before their match this Sunday. After brawling all the way into the washroom area, the teams were finally pulled apart and Moses & Snyder were escorted out of the building.
The main event was the finals of the Carnage Road To Glory tournament between “The Indestructible” Ian Bishop and Ragin’ Craig. Bishop punched Craig in the face to start the match. Bishop kicked Craig down in the corner before getting hit with a drop kick. Craig slams Bishop with an over head belly to belly suplex and Bishop got out of the ring. Craig followed and sent Bishop into the steel steps. Back in the ring, Craig went for a rollup but Bishop kicked out. Craig whipped Bishop into the security wall several times and went back in the ring letting the referee count. When the referee reached six, Titan came running out and body pressed Bishop back in the ring. Ragin’ Craig knocked Titan off the apron with a closeline and hit Bishop with the Rage Factor and pinned him for the win. As Craig celebrated, Angel came out and nailed Bishop with purgatory to the back of his head which broke it in half. Angel locked Bishop in the Judgement Sharpshooter but meanwhile on the other side of the ring, someone came out from underneath, Craig’s masked attacker entered the ring and went to hit him but he caught their arm and took of the mask only to reveal Liana Lewis. Craig was going to hit the Rage Factor but instead he French kissed her with full tongue as the program ended.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
General Manager: Kevin "Titan" McColl
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Envy fought Heaven Lee to a double DQ 5:12
OG Valentino defeated Hiro Takada and David O’Connor to retain the SIW Lightweight Championship 8:01
Terror Soule pinned Joshua Matthews in a OWO Grudge Match 9:13
A.P.B defeated Metalgod & Tony “The Bull” Viction via DQ 7:42
Bozzman made “Red Hot” Rikki Cook tap out to retain the SIW North American Championship 8:22
Ragin' Craig pinned "The Indestructible" Ian Bishop in the Road To Glory Tournament Finals 12:44
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Wayne Casmere, Frank Wellington
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
