ALLTEL Arena
The SIW was live in North Little Rock, Arkansas and the fans witnessed and epic battle for the SIW North American Championship between the champion Enigma and one half of the SIW Tag Team champions "Primetime" Ryan Johnson just ten days before Road To Glory. There was rumors that a former Rated X member was also in the building and he went by the name of Jonathan Rico. Jimmy Hayden promised to have some more info on that. Olivia took on Anck Su Namun in a non-title match. Olivia wanted to get revenge for her sister Angelica. Perhaps one of the most important matches was the last match in the tag tournament featuring Brian "Inferno" Cross and old man Andrew Seaman as they battled one half of the tag team champions Rated X and the Authority Of Atlanta Glen Kirby. Hayden also hyped a match between the SIW European Champion Russel McPiledriverton and "Red Hot" Rikki Cook with their Road To Glory opponent Terror Soule as the guest timekeeper. Travis Dunns was more interested and excited about an update on the current SIW World Champion Matt Uzi.
Rated X
Primetime: Are you sure this is going to work?
Ringo: Well, I am not giving this game back, so even if this doesn't work. It should buy us a little time. We both have big matches tonight and we don't need to be looking over our shoulders for Rico. This way it will take care of at least two of our problems.
Primetime: Where the fuck is Uzi by the way?
Non-Title Match
Enigma and Katie
Enigma: So you're the supposed bitch of SIW? Well listen here you little whore, if you dare to ever get involved in my business again I will crush you like the insect that you are... How does it feel? How does it feel as you're life begins to flash before you're very eyes?
Enigma tightened his grip as Katie's face was turning red as Anck was seen running in the background after the Hunt sisters.....
Enigma: Consider this a warning... I don't give many second chances, and I definitely won't give you a third chance... Cross me again and I'll make sure it's the last thing you ever do...
Enigma then through Katie into the wall as she fell to the floor and was left coughing, fighting for air... Enigma looked at her for a moment and then walked off.
SIW World Champion Depressed?
SIW Lightweight Championship
As Sinflair watched and laughed at Romoan pretending to have sexual relations with Slick Willy outside of the ring, Mysery leveled him with a running bulldog and then a leg drop off the top rope to the back of Sinflair's neck. Mysery then rolled out of the ring from under the bottom rope and beat up Romoan with Jimmy Hayden's steel chair until he drew some blood. He then drop kicked the Zman as he was getting up and threw him into the ring. Mysery took of the Z-Man's helmet and used it to knock out Sinflair. He then climbed the top rope to deliver his Deadmark finisher to the champion but out of nowhere, Zman picked up his helmet and whipped it at Mysery which caused him to fall to the outside and get eliminated.
The Z-Man looked at Mysery and laughed. He was quite proud of his actions. But then the match ended and the Z-Man's title reign had come to an end. Sinflair crept up from behind and launched Z over the top. The referee awarded Sinflair the SIW Lightweight championship. Romoan was escorted backstage for medical treatment but Sinflair celebrated in the ring. As that moment, Steven Insane rushed to ringside and hit Sinflair with the Insane Stunner. Steven then locked up the new Lightweight champion in the Insane Death Lock sharpshooter. He had Sinflair screaming in pain, referees and officials were unable to break the hold. Sinflair eventually passed out from the pain and his back was in critical condition. Thank god for the "Unbelievable" Titan, the giant rushed to ringside and fixed the problem with ease. He lifted Stevens by his hair and chokeslammed him. Titan then delivered the Running Tombstone Piledriver. Titan called out for paramedics for both guys in the ring.
Dusty Diamonds All-Star Softball
Inventor Of The Piledriver Championship
Special Interview With Christina York
Christina: Ladies and Gentlemen at this time I would like to welcome to the ring Liana Lewis.
Move Bitch by Ludacris began to play as the Liana appeared.
Liana: Hello Little Rock!
The crowed cheered for the newest SIW Diva as she made her way to the ring. Liana smiled and waved to the Little Rock fans before sitting down for her interview.
Christina: Liana I’m glad to have you here this evening. On Monday you made your debut in the SIW and told the fans in St. Louis that you were going to make an impact and you certainly did after you gave Titan a kick I’m sure he’ll never forget and your win over Alex Andrews and Anck....
Liana laughed as the Arkansas fans began to chant Retard at the mention of Titan’s name.
Liana: Yeah, I even got the bill to prove it. It seems that I kicked Titan a little too hard and now he needs a testicular supporter and he wants me to spend fifty bucks paying for it. Now just because he had sex once doesn’t mean he’s god’s gift to women and it certainly doesn’t mean that he can just hit anything in a skirt without some retaliation. I have a message for Titan.
The fans in Arkansas booed as Liana held up the bill.
Liana: Titan you can take this bill and shove it up your ass because I’m not giving you a damn thing.
The fans then cheered as Liana ripped up the bill and threw the paper into the audience.
Christina: Now that you’re here do you have any plans to go after the women’s title?
Liana: Yes, but only after I’ve proven myself in the ring first. Last night was a warm up. There are a lot of talented Divas on the roster who deserve a title shot more than the new Diva on the scene, so when my chance comes I’ll walk away as your new SIW women’s champion.
Christina You’ve made a name for yourself as the aerial goddess of the independent scene by pulling off some high risk moves during steel cage and ladder matches. Will you continue to surprise the fans now that you’re here at the SIW?
Liana: Of course I’ve got a reputation to protect. Who knows maybe I’ll go after one of the other titles to show the world that Liana Lewis is as tough as the boys in the back.
Christina: Thank you for your time.
Liana: No problem. I love you Little Rock!!
Tournament Match
Ringo crawled back to tag in Kirby just in time. Kirby and Inferno were face to face and then all of a sudden beating the hell out of each other. This match had a World title shot to be earned even if it meant friends fighting each other. Inferno managed to lock in Kirby into the Walls Of Fire but Ringo took care of that with a kick to Inferno's head. Kirby tagged in Ringo and the tag team champ whipped Inferno around the ring hitting him with closelines and dropkicks. All of a sudden, Jonathan Rico made his way out the the entrance ramp with Shelby Kirby standing beside him. She was bound at the hands and feet. She yelled for her brother. When Glen noticed her and Rico standing on the ramp Rico picked her up and carried her backstage to the car that Tommy D. had waiting for them. They sped off with Glen Kirby leaving Ringo alone in the ring as he chased them. Back at ringside, Inferno hit Ringo with the Red Flare and to add to the victory, he let old man Seaman get the pin fall. The fans started chanting for "Andrew" as he and Inferno shook hands. They will face each other at Road To Glory, the winner will fight the World champion Matt Uzi or whoever it may be at the Assault 2005 ppv. Andrew Seaman is a former pro and a wrestling veteran, a world title win is not out of the question. It will be like two generations of wrestling colliding.
X-Mas Gift?
Titan: Uh, Hello Angelica?
Angelica: What was that?
Titan: What was what?
Angelica: That that you put behind your back, was it a present for me?!
Titan: uh….
Angelica: To: Sinflair.
Angelica stomps her foot and looked up disappointed.
Angelica: Titan! What the fuck is this?! To Sinflair?
Angelica grunted loudly before taking a step up and throwing the box at Titan’s head before turning around as the three ladies walked out of the room leaving Titan red with embarrassment.
Road To Glory Stipulation Announcement
Grunge: You might have gotten away light Monday Renegade but the same won't happen at Road to Glory. You see, the boss let me decide the match. It won't just be any kind of match. It will be a match to end all matches. It will end a career and truly crown the king of hardcore. This is match never heard of before because this is my match. This is a GRUNGE MATCH! And these are the rules. Anything goes inside an empty arena. Just you and me and the only way to win is to have your opponent say " You're hardcore". Good luck, you'll need it!
Negative Creep by Nirvana was then heard as Renegade made his way into the arena, he is wearing a blue boiler suit and a pair of boots, he looked at the crowd and they cheered Renegade holding up a barbed wire steel chair. Renegade then ran to the ring and slid inside, he swung at Grunge and hit him hard sending blood flying into the first three rows, He then looked over to Chastity and went after her as Grunge lied face down in a pool of blood in the ring, Renegade managed to catch her on the entrance ramp and kicked her in the gut and delivered a huge Slam Jam DDT, he then looked down at the unconscious bodies and re-entered the ring and grabbed the mic off of the floor.
Renegade: Grunge, your no more hardcore than me, you are not the only guy who can do quick run ins, and now I think I have just about pissed you off enough to make some anger run through your veins.
Renegade walks over to Grunge who is just about coming around and he grabs the hardcore title off the floor and puts it over his shoulder. Renegade then put Grunge in a body bag and placed a chair over his head. Renegade then jumped off the top rope and nailed the chair with a huge stomp. The crowd chanted "Holy Shit" as paramedics rushed to ringside. With ten days left till Road To Glory, we hope the SIW Hardcore champion will be able to compete.
Regina Todd and Alex Andrews
SIW North American Championship
Later in the match, Katie Mysfit came to ringside with a neck brace on. She took a seat at commentary with Jimmy Hayden and Travis Dunns. Travis felt bad or her and said Enigma should be arrested for his actions earlier on during the night. Dunns then offered her a massage. Enigma locked in the Pain Of Ages once again but there was no ref to call the match. Enigma noticed Katie at commentary and then approached her. He threatened her again but from behind, Primetime nailed him with a baseball slid sending him crashing into the commentary table. Katie then took off her headset and her neck brace. Primetime held Enigma as Katie swung a chair at his head but Enigma ducked and Katie ended up nailing Ryan right in the head busting him wide open. Enigma quickly hit Katie with the Angeldust and threw Primetime back in the ring. Enigma put his arm over Ryan as the referee counted a very slow 1-2-3. Enigma was declared the winner of the match and still the SIW North American Champion. As Enigma got to his feet, he looked at Saydst powerbombing Katie off the entrance ramp into electrical equipment. Ryan however nailed Enigma with The Primetime Plunge as Carnage went off the air......
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North Little Rock, Arkansas
Capacity 18 000/18 000
December 16, 2004
Rating: 6.5
The SIW Tag Team champions, Johnny Ringo and "Primetime" Ryan Johnson were seen outside the Rated X locker room before the ring announcer introduced the first match.
Anck Su Namun vs Olivia Danger
The SIW Women's Champion Olivia Danger took on Anck Su Namun in a non-title match. Anck recently sent Angelica a package in the hospital which contained a black Egyptian asp snake. Angelica and Anck will face each other at Road To Glory, but last night, Olivia had a chance to get revenge for her sister. Anck hit Olivia with a spinning heel kick which knocked her down and then delivered a leg drop off the ropes. Anck went for the pin but the champ kicked out. Anck then went for an inverted DDT but Olivia countered with a back body drop. Olivia then went off the ropes and delivered a Flying Head Scissors and went for the pin but somehow Anck kicked out just before the three count. Anck fought back with a Springboard Twisting Knee Strike To Olivia's face face. The match ended when Angelica rushed to ringside and tripped Anck at the apron. Anck turned to Angelica and they got into an altercation. From behind Olivia rolled her in the Tumble Of Life to get the surprise win over Anck. Instead of attacking Anck, Angelica and Olivia walked backstage with the SIW Women's title. Anck however went into her bag, and pulled out a Spiked chain like whip with serpentine designs and started running after the two divas.
Winner: Anck Su Namun
Katie Mysfit was seen walking around backstage and as she turned the corner standing there was Enigma and Saydst... Enigma quickly grabbed her by the throat as Katie Mysfit was gasping for air...
The SIW World Champion called Polar and told him that he wasn't showing up at Carnage. He told him that after losing his trademark Hummer-Limo last Monday in St. Louis he has been depressed and in no state of mind to entertain anyone. He did however promise that there will be hell to pay on Monday Night Brawl when the SIW visits Boston for the first time. Uzi made it clear that he always gets the last laugh and that game time was over. He scheduled himself to have a pre-RTG press conference in Boston live on MNB. He invited the media to be present as he will make a huge announcement concerning the his status as the SIW Champion.
Mini Battle Royal
Slick Willy Seaman vs "Hot Fudge" Sinflair Estanplucka vs Mysery vs The Z-Man
SIW's official nurse, Jenny Kox introduced the participants in the mini-battle royal for the SIW Lightweight championship. As all three participants waited for the champion, The Z-Man dropped to the ground on the entrance ramp and started snoring. Slick Willy immediately attacked Mysery and sent him crashing into a corner and hit him with a corner closeline. Sinflair held Mysery from behind by his tights and punched him in his lower back and eventually hit him with a reverse DDT. Slick Willy charged at Sinflair, but Sinflair responded by flipping him over the top rope to eliminated him.
Eliminated: Slick Willy Seaman
Eliminated: Mysery
Winner: "Hot Fudge" Sinflair Estanplucka
Jonathan Rico and Tommy D. made their way backstage. They stopped at the locker room door of Rated X. Rico pulled a small taser from his belt. They busted in with Rico screaming "I want my Dusty Diamonds Game", he fired the taser at the first person he saw. That person was Engima. Engima was left twitching on the floor as Rico and Tommy shrugged and left the room
Terror Soule is the guest Time Keeper
"Red Hot" Rikki Cook vs Russel McPiledriverton
"One" by Creed was played as the former North American champion Terror Soule made his way to ringside for his time keeping duties for Rikki Cook's and Russel's match for the "Inventor of the Piledriver" championship belt. "Red Hot" Rikki Cook came out wearing the title around his waist but as he reached half way on the ramp, Russel ran out and knocked him out from behind with his European title. Russel then went after Terror. As Soule sat in his timekeeper chair, Russel grabbed the ring bell and smashed it across Terror's face possibly fracturing his cheek bone. He then went after Rikki again, he used the bell on him also but Rikki got it at the back of the head. It was later reported that Cook had to get stitches later during the night. Russel picked up both his titles and held both of them up in the air proud of himself.
Winner: No Contest/Draw
Liana Lewis
The Ring was cleared and two chairs were set up for Christina York’s Interview with Liana Lewis.
Winners Face Each Other at Road To Glory To Determine The #1 Contender for the SIW World Championship
Brian "Inferno" Cross and Andrew Seaman vs Glen Kirby and Johnny Ringo
"Bounty Hunter" by Adam West rocked the arena as Brian Cross and old man Seaman made their entrance. Old man Seaman seemed to have got rid of the Richard Simmons outfit and wore the new "Feel The Burn" Inferno t-shirt and proper wrestling gear. Inferno got the crowd cheering as he posed on the top rope while Andrew did his trademark push ups in the middle of the ring and did some air punching. They really were two totally different individuals. "Just Lose It" by Eminem played as the former tag champion Glenn Kirby and the current tag champ Johnny Ringo made their entrance. The were accompanied by Bernardo Williams. Ringo and Seaman started the match and Ringo dominated the old veteran. After nailing Seaman with The Chronic, he went for the pin but Inferno made the save. Seaman managed to avoid a closeline and hit Ringo with a low blow and kicked him in the side of his knee and tagged in the former world champion Inferno.
Winners: Brian "Inferno" Cross and Andrew Seaman
Voices were heard over the speakers of the arena as the screen on the TrevorTron went black to show a door. Across the door was a banner made that said "The Unbelievable" Titan’. The camera then turned to show Summer Andrews, a woman in a business suit, and then Angelica herself. Instead of knocking on the door she opened it and caught Titan writing something on a box, as there was wrapping paper on the table and he put the box behind his back. Titan looked at her surprised to shit
SIW Hardcore Champion Grunge
We heard "Enter Sandman" by Metallica play as Grunge and Chastity made there way to the ring. Grunge pushed Christina out of the ring and took her mic...
Alex and Regina bumped in to each other backstage. As they stared each other down, Regina went to give Alex a kiss. Andrews responded by slapping her. They got into a little cat fight and even H-Bomb jumped in. Polar had to break it up before it got out of hand.
"Primetime" Ryan Johnson vs Enigma
The challenger for the North American championship, Primetime, made his entrance with a smile on his face. His opponent was zapped by a taser earlier on during the night. Enigma dropped his title in the middle of the ramp and slid in the ring. Primetime started kicking him down right away and sent him flying into the corner and nailed him with a knee to his stomach. Enigma got right back up and nailed him with a hard right hand to his face and then executed a T-bone suplex. Enigma tried to end the match quickly by locking in the Pain Of Ages but Primetime reached the ropes to break the hold. Enigma continued his offence with a running crucifix powerbomb. He went for the pin but the referee was out cold. He apparently got in the way of the powerbomb.
Winner: Enigma
Writers:TJD, Uzi, Titan, AH, Enigma, Renegade, Grunge. Liana, Rated X