Pepsi Arena
Albany, New York
General Manager Kevin “Titan” McColl came to the ring at the beginning of the show and announced that next week, Mike “The Mic” and Travis Dunns will host the best of Carnage in 2005 and the following week he will announce his chosen fifteen participants to represent Carnage at the Assault 2006 pay per view. Titan then played hilarious footage of MNB GM Greg Banks on the Trevortron back in the days when Greg was an interviewer. He showed his so called classic moments of giving Banks wedgies, chokeslamming him, spitting in his face, making fun of his family, kicking him in the nuts and the time when Titan went up his wife’s skirt and grabbed an ass cheek. Titan was surprised to be interrupted by Greg Banks himself who threatened to make his life a living hell in 2006.
One half of the SIW Tag Team Champions Klubber was accompanied by his partner Sylk as he took on the SIW Extreme Champion Metalgod accompanied by Heaven Lee. Metalgod grew frustrated after he got a big boot to his face when he charged Klubber in the corner. Klubber hit Metagod with a vicious closeline out of the ring and went after him. He whipped Metalgod into the ring post but he reversed it and sent Klubber head first into the post instead. Metalgod got himself disqualified when he forgot it was a standard match and decided to smash both Klubber and Sylk with a folded steel chair.
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Envy was accompanied by Heaven Lee as she took on Fire Fox who was accompanied by Dark Tiger. Despite the size disadvantage, Envy came out of this one with a win after kicking a chair back into Fire Fox’s face and delivered the Green Envy for the pin fall. Fire Fox and Tiger were pissed but Envy and Heaven were happy to get some pay back
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The next match was for the SIW Lightweight Championship between OG Valentino and “The Street Kid” David O’Conner. Valentino wanted nothing more but to get his belt back but he fell short after missing a flying body press off the top rope. O’Connor capitalized and pinned him after delivering the Crash Effect
Christina York came to ringside to interview former SIW Heavyweight Champion “The Greatest One” Matt Uzi. He was accompanied by his legal team and his agent who wheeled him out in a chair and announced that trial for his court date with Angel was January 26. Uzi said Angel was lucky that he was crippled because he would love nothing more than to kick his ass himself. Uzi then called out a man he called the next SIW Heavyweight Champion, “The Indestructible” Ian Bishop. They both talked shit about Angel until the champ came out and rushed to the ring. Angel and Bishop got into a fist fight which ended when Angel got the upper hand and thru him out of the ring and took purgatory off his shoulder. Angel pushed all the lackeys aside and then pulled Uzi off the wheel chair by his hair and delivered a DDT on Pugatory. Angel went for the Salvation Splash but that backfired when Bishop pushed him off and eventually knocked him out with the Cyclone.
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Former foes in the OWO Joshua Matthews and Terror Soule fought each other in a rematch from last week and it was just as intense. The match came to a sudden halt when Monday Night Brawl superstars appeared from the crowd. World Tag Team champions Metal Moses & Jed Snyder, Ragin’ Craig and Maurice Bad totally annihilated the competitors in the ring until Less Than Perfect, NuTz and Dark Tiger evened the odds. Polar’s security team was called out to stop the huge war in the ring.
After a commercial break, the cameras followed Titan as he searched for Greg Banks all over the Pepsi Arena. He was screaming and yelling and wanted to rip his head off. Christina York asked what he thought about the MNB interference and Titan told her to stop asking stupid questions. He said he was pissed and that he’s going to get back at Greg for this bullshit he pulled on his show.
Bozzman and Tony “The Bull” Viction delivered a great match for the SIW North American Championship. Midway through this back and forth match, the referee was knocked down and Viction delivered the Death Design. Viction went for the pin fall but no ref to count. Former NA champ Armani Styles wearing a foam version of the NA belt ran out and hit Viction with a Fireman's Carry into a Neckbreaker and put Bozz on top of him and slid the ref towards them. Bozz won the match but not the way he intended to. Armani grabbed the mic and walking up the ramp he said that if anyone was going to beat Bozzman for the belt it was going to be him. Viction and Bozz ran after him but as they reached the top of the ramp, Styles drove out with a Ford F-350 and almost hit them but luckily they jumped off just in time.
In the parking lot, Greg Banks and the rest of the MNB stars entered a limo and peeled off. Titan and the rest of the Carnage security were running after them be they were too late. Titan managed to smash the back window by throwing a trash can at the limo. .
James Airingon cut a promo backstage with Christina York holding his new prized possession. The briefcase that he holds contains a contract to fight the SIW Heavyweight champion whenever he feels like it. Airington said James Muret was good but he was better because he beat him at Road To Glory. Airington ended the promo by telling Muret if he wants a rematch all he had to do was ask.
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”The Indestructible” Ian Bishop had an opportunity of a life time as he took on Angel for the SIW Heavyweight Championship in the main event. Bishop tried every dirty trick in the book but still couldn’t get the upper hand. Angel avoided a corner splash and Bishop hit the turnbuckle and flipped over it to the outside. As Bishop got back on the apron he was hit with a sick spear which sent him flying into the security wall. As the ref started counting, Brandon Gateman suspiciously made his way to the ring and in a disgusting act, he clipped Angel’s knee and locked in the sharpshooter. Bishop came back in the ring and started kicking Angel in the head and dropping massive leg drops on his neck. Apparently Bishop and Gateman have formed a new alliance and Angel was left motionless and as the show went off the air.
QUICK MATCH RESULTS
General Manager: Kevin "Titan" McColl
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Klubber Klablanski w/Sylk Walker defeated Metalgod w/Heaven Lee via DQ 6:02
"The Street Kid" David O'Connor pinned OG Valentino to retain the SIW Lightweight Championship 8:21
Envy w/Heaven Lee pinned Fire Fox 7:01
Joshua Matthews fought Terror Soule to a Double DQ 7:42
Bozzman pinned Tony “The Bull” Viction to retain the SIW North American Championship 12:22
Angel defeated “Indestructible” Ian Bishop via DQ 12:48
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Wayne Casmere, Frank Wellington
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
