This week is a special edition of Friday Night Carnage hosted by the gorgeous Jessica White and former Carnage general manager Shelby Kirby. The program starts with the 15 most memorable moments on Carnage in 2006.
1. Greg Banks challenges Liana and Heaven Lee to a handicap match and wins
2. "The Living Dead” Duane Doogan comes back to Carnage
3. Greg Banks officially becomes the new general manager over Titan due to Angel defeating Gateman at Rampage
4. Dr. Frank N Furter shows noticeable dog fetish when he kidnaps Lucy Fur from Heaven Lee
5. Titan gets drunk and pukes all over his assistant Greg Banks
6. Michelle briefly brings back Ian Bishop
7. Ryan Ford wins the SIW Extreme Championship in his first televised match
8. Jaffar coverts Angie into his Muslim religion
9. Envy and Michelle attack Jaffar during a segment of Jaffar’s Cave
10. Armani Styles sings to Alora Wright just weeks before his match at Wrestlefest against C-Mac
11. Vex returns and demolishes Fake Vex and Fake Enigma
12. Mike London enjoys the party life with Derickson’s Corporate Master Card
13. Titan dresses as a cowboy at the Alomodome in San Antonio and mocks the cowd
14. The New Inferno comes to the SIW to get revenge on Mo and Jaffar for his deceased brother
15. Liana and Trevor put Titan and his assistant Banks careers on the line for having TJD’s ex wife Kim Blair on the show
Carnage general manager Greg Banks is backstage enjoying a martini and is ready to announce his personal favorite 15 matches on Carnage in 2006. Banks reminds everyone that he’s a much better general manager than Titan and that’s why Carnage is a better brand than Brawl
#1) 03/26/06 “The Greatest One” Matt Uzi vs Duane Doogan - Atlanta, Georgia – Georgia Dome
#2) 12/19/06 Maurice Bad vs Matt Uzi - Oklahoma City, Oklahoma – Ford Center
#3) 08/24/06 Ian Bishop vs Brandon Gateman (First Blood) - Memphis, Tennessee - Mid-South Coliseum
#4) 11/03/06 Gavin Payne vs Brandon Gateman vs Sonny Smith for the SIW North American championship - New York City, New York – Madison Square Garden
#5) 08/17/06 Duane Doogan vs Ian Bishop vs Sonny Smith w/Brandon Gateman as referee for the SIW Heavyweight championship - San Diego, California - ipayOne Center
#6) 11/26/06 Maurice Bad vs Brandon Gateman for the SIW Heavyweight Championship - Spokane, Washington – Spokane Arena
#7) 08/15/06 Gavin Payne vs Adrian Quake (Ladder Match for the SIW Lightweight championship – Reunion Arena – Dallas, Texas
#8) 02/02/06 Angel vs Brandon Gateman for the SIW Heavyweight championship – Alomodome – San Antonio, Texas
#9) 11/17/06 Collision Course vs Affirmative Action for the SIW Tag Team Championship - Allen Fieldhouse - Lawrence, Kansas
#10) 03/02/06 Brandon Gateman & Michelle vs Duane Doogan & Envy vs Angel & Jessie vs Jaffar & Angelica Hunt w/Matt Uzi – MTS Center – Winnipeg, Manitoba
#11) 08/07/06 Maurice Bad vs Vex for the SIW North American Championship – Bradley Center – Milwaukee, Wisconsin
#12) 11/10/06 Ryan Ford vs Scott Bastion vs John Thomas (Ladder Match for the SIW Extreme Championship – Qwest Center – Omaha, Nebraska
#13) 12/15/06 Adrian Quake & Sonny Smith vs Collision Course for the SIW Tag Team Championship – AT&T Center – San Antonio, Texas
#14) 05/29/06 JD Star vs Grunge vs Aeson (Best Of Series Finals for the SIW North American Championship) Ralph Engelstad Arena - Grand Forks, North Dakota
#15) 06/29/06 Brandon Gateman vs Sonny Smith for the SIW Heavyweight Championship – Miami Arena – Miami, Florida
Jessica White calls out former SIW superstar NuTz to present the award for top Carnage superstar of 2006. NuTz presents the trophy to none other than current SIW Heavyweight and tag Team Champion Brandon Gateman who comes out accompanied by Michelle and his Tag team partner Duane Doogan. Collision Course promise to keep dominating Carnage in 2007 and vow to crush any team that cross their path
Mike “The Mic” announces that Carnage will invade the St. Pete Times Forum in Tampa, Florida next week. The main event will feature Brandon Gateman defending the Heavyweight Championship against Maurice Bad and Natedawg in a triple threat, Sonny will defend the North American title against Duane Doogan in a casket match, Vex makes his return against Gabriel Cervantes plus much more
General Manager: Greg Banks
Announcing Team: Mike "The Mic" and Travis Dunns
Officials: Sam Carter, Bobby Glass, Frank Wellington, Wayne Cashmere
Writers: Kevin “Titan” McColl, TJD
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