Pryos errupt in the MGM Grand Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada as the sold-out crowd goes wild to see TWC return to Sin City USA.

The Charter- Hello and Welcome to fabulous Las Vegas, where tonight we will see the a new TWC Worldwide Champion crowned as "The Elite" Jay Cee and 14 year TWC veteran Vinny Chompways square off for the most coveted prize in our industry.

Big Baggy Jelly- That's right Charter, and also tonight We'll see Ska and Darkness defend their tag titles against the original Kliq, Big Daddy Jason Berodt and The Loose Cannon. Also tonight The Loose Cannon will defend his Extreme Championship against a newcomer to TWC Talon Frost. Heaven defends her newly won British Championship against Fonzbonz and in a real treat we'll see a special TWC Legends Tag Team Match pitting 1530 against WInkle Piddle.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Always great to see those chaps in action, and its great to be here tonight alongside you sods.

The Charter - Great to be back on ppv again, and before we get to our first match, I see the tumbler is set up in the ring and that can only mean one thing, It's time to see who will be the next challenger for the Dream Title.

"The Heavens" by Reese Project plays in the arena as TWC Chairman of the Board of Directors Jayse the Ace makes his way to the ring. The fans are overjoyed cheering and standing in the aisles doing the Jayse the Ace punch dance and Jayce makes his way into the ring. Jayse The Ace waits a few moments for the crowd to settle down before speaking.

Jayse The Ace - Thank you, great to be here tonight representing the greatest wrestling corporation in the world. And now, it's time to draw the luck name out of the tumbler.

Jayse the Ace reaches into the tumbler and grabs out a piece of paper with the name of the wrestler on it and shows it to the camera.

Jayse The Ace - And the next Challenger for the Dream Title is....Steve "Ace" Marley!

Jayse The Ace waves to the crowd and leaves the ring.

Shabba TNYY - Who the bloody hell is that?

The Charter - I really don't know, but as you know anyone under TWC Contract is eligible to be drawn for that match, so he may just well signed a few moments ago.

Big Baggy Jelly - Guys, hate to interupt, but im being told there's a limo arriving backstage.

Outside the arena in the parking lot a limousine pulls up.

The Charter - That limousine looks remarkably familiar.

Big Baggy Jelly - I think business is about to pick up.

The limousine come to a standstill and the driver gets out.
The driver walks round to the rear door and opens it.
King Crasher gets out of the limousine.
The crowd in the arena goes wild.

The Charter - It's the 20% owner of TWC, King Crasher.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - You can bet your bottom dollar he's going to be raving mad about what happened last week.

The Charter - Big Daddy Jason Berodt used Crasher's estranged wife and TWC director, Angel Devyne, to lure Crasher away from the arena last week.  Then Big Daddy's brother, The Loose Cannon, brutally hospitalised Crasher's grandfather and our broadcast colleague, Harold Gitt.

Big Baggy Jelly - I hear that Harold Gitt is fighting for his life back in England.  How can anyone do that to a man in his eighties?

King Crasher purposefully power walks into the arena.

The Charter - Crasher looks to be on a mission, but we're on one ourselves, with the first match of High Stakes, let's go to the ring with Steve Baley

Talon Frost drives a forearm into the head of The Loose Cannon.
(.....5)
The Loose Cannon takes Talon Frost into the ring.
The Loose Cannon pokes Talon Frost in the eyes.
The Loose Cannon gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Talon Frost comes over and smashes The Loose Cannon's head into it.
The Loose Cannon hits a kneeling headbutt to Talon Frost's groin.
Talon Frost moves back to his feet.
The Loose Cannon is hit with a backward kick.
The Loose Cannon connects with a flying knee. Talon Frost goes down.
Talon Frost gets hit with a diving elbow smash from The Loose Cannon.
The Loose Cannon gets up.
The Loose Cannon measures Talon Frost up and drops a closed fist.
Talon Frost is up again.
Talon Frost pump handle slams The Loose Cannon to the mat.
Talon Frost with the hammerlock on The Loose Cannon.
Jesus Avamunch asks The Loose Cannon if he quits.
... ... The Loose Cannon escapes.
Talon Frost drags The Loose Cannon to the floor.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Talon Frost chokes The Loose Cannon with a microphone cable.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - I wish every match could be like this!
Shabba - Hell yes, I love watching these morons choke each other, bloody perfect!
[(..2)
The Loose Cannon grabs Talon Frost by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder.
Talon Frost hits The Loose Cannon with a double underhook piledrive right into the floor.
The Crowd starts "He's Hardcore" chants

The Loose Cannon gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Talon Frost.
The Loose Cannon gets up.
Talon Frost takes The Loose Cannon into the ring.
Talon Frost mule kicks The Loose Cannon.
Talon Frost slingshot elbow drops The Loose Cannon through the table.
Talon Frost hits the Frostbite on The Loose Cannon into another table.
Talon Frost goes for a pin.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - We've got ourselves a winner!
The Charter - TWC Rookie Talon Frost has beaten longtime TWC Extreme Champion The Loose Cannon tonight. Things not starting off well for the Kliq, and coming up next, they are going for the tag team gold!
Steve Baley - The winner of this match, and new TWC Extreme Championship champion, Talon Frost!!!

King Crasher is shown on camera standing silently outside the executive boxes.
TWC director Sledgehammer Simon walks past.

Slegdehammer Simon - Alright Chris?

King Crasher - Yeah, how's it going Si?

Sledgehammer Simon continues on his way as King Crasher continues to wait silently.
King Crasher looks up as he hears a female chatting and exiting the executive box.
The female walks out of the room not noticing King Crasher.
King Crasher creeps up behind her and grabs her by the mouth, preventing her from screaming out.
The female is TWC director, and Crasher's estranged wife, Angel Devyne.
King Crasher talks quietly and firmly into her ear.

King Crasher - If you want your neck to remain intact, be quiet and keep walking.

King Crasher frogmarches Angel Devyne out of camera shot.
The camera cuts to the announce team at ringside.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Ho, ho, ho!!!  I wouldn't want to be in Angel's shoes right now!!!

Big Baggy Jelly - She was involved in Big Daddy's big plan to injure Crasher's granddad, Harold Gitt.

The Charter - I think payment time has expired for that young lady!

The Charter - I dont know, he looks familar like I've seen him in another wrestling company, but he sure looks to be a monster.

Big Baggy Jelly - You said It. He looks to be almost 7 feet tall and pure muscle, whoever it is can't bode well for Ska and Darkness.

Steve Baley - and their opponents, the team of Ska and Darkness.

[Ska and Darkness walk to the ring. Jesus Avamunch is the referee for this match. Ska places Big Daddyon the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
Big Daddy drops Ska with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
(ding, ding, ding) Ska punches Big Daddy repeatedly.
Big Daddy executes a jawbreakeron Ska.
Big Daddy gets back to his feet.
Big Daddy brings in The Loose Cannon for The Kliq.
Ska punches The Loose Cannon repeatedly.

The Mystery Man just looks on with a look of hatred on his face.

Big Daddy Jason Berodt tagged in by The Loose Cannon.
Ska applies an arm wrench to Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
]

The Charter - Ska executes a arm wrench.

[Big Daddy Jason Berodt makes the tag to The Loose Cannon.
The Loose Cannon lifts Ska and delivers a back breaker.
The Loose Cannon piledrives Ska.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt executes a jawbreakeron Ska.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - The Kliq is double teaming the champs, a move I loved in my career.

[Big Daddy Jason Berodt hits a spinning leg lariat on Ska sending him to the mat.
Ska tags Darkness.
They lockup. Ska sends The Loose Cannon to the corner of the ring.
Ska suplexes The Loose Cannon.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Come on ref! Do something!! The Loose Cannon is being double teamed!

Shabba - I love it!
[The Loose Cannon kicks Ska on the mat.
]

The Charter - stomp!

[Ska trys for a tiger driver but The Loose Cannon avoids it.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - The Loose Cannon could use some help about now.

Shabba - Somebody better get him a beer!
[Ska trys for a springboard DDT but The Loose Cannon avoids it.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Ska is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[The Loose Cannon tags in Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
The Loose Cannon punches Darkness repeatedly.
The Mysteryman measures Darkness up and drops a closed fist.
The Mysterman stomps Darkness.
]

The Charter - Come on ref! Do something, This mysteryman and beating the piss out of Darkness!! Darkness is being double teamed!

[Darkness clotheslines The Loose Cannon.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Darkness executes a weak move.

[Ska tagged in by Darkness.
Darkness hits him with a back fist.
Ska knocks Big Daddy Jason Berodt out with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam.
]

The Charter - Come on ref! Do something!! Big Daddy Jason Berodt is being double teamed!

[Big Daddy Jason Berodt bites Ska's arm out of desparation.
Ska gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt brings in The Loose Cannon for The Kliq.
The Loose Cannon does a cartwheel and kicks Ska in the face.
Darkness tagged in by Ska.
The Loose Cannon knifehand chops Darkness.
Ska tagged in by Darkness.
The Loose Cannon kicks Ska on the mat.
Ska gets back to his feet.
The Loose Cannon trys for a front-layout suplex but is not strong enough to lift Ska.
The Loose Cannon executes a spinning DDT, planting Ska's head in the mat.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Good spinning DDT by The Loose Cannon.

[Ska tags in Darkness.
They lockup. Ska sends The Loose Cannon to the corner of the ring.
Ska piledrives The Loose Cannon.
]

The Charter - This is just awefull! The Loose Cannon is being double teamed!

[The Loose Cannon stomps Ska's head.
Darkness tags Ska.
Darkness spinning mule kicks The Loose Cannon.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - This is just awefull! The Loose Cannon is being double teamed!

[Darkness slaps the face of The Loose Cannon.
Darkness is up again.
Darkness tagged in by Ska.
The Loose Cannon gets tiger suplexed by Darkness.
Darkness makes the tag to Ska.
The Loose Cannon stomps Ska's head.
The Loose Cannon stomps Ska.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - The Loose Cannon executes a stomp.

The Charter - The Kliq is one of the bestt tag teams ever, as hard as that is to say!

[The Loose Cannon tags in Big Daddy.
Now Big Daddystanding.
Big Daddy puts Ska in an arm grapevine submission.
]

The Charter - Big Daddy with a arm grapevine.

[Ska gets up.
The Loose Cannon tags Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt picks up Ska and drops him neck first on the ropes.

The Mysterman gets a few moves in on Ska while the ref is distracted. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - This is just awefull! Ska is being double teamed!

[Ska is hit with a backward kick.
Ska tags Darkness.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt gets hit with a back heel kick.
Darkness makes the tag to Ska.
Ska piledrives Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Come on ref! Do something!! Big Daddy Jason Berodt is being double teamed! I Hate it when a good heel is in trouble.

[Big Daddy Jason Berodt clotheslines Ska.
]

The Charter - Ska takes a weak move.

[Big Daddy Jason Berodt executes a huge gutbuster on Ska.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt goes for a pin.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Ska kicks out.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Ska.

[Ska gives Big Daddy Jason Berodt the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat.
Ska gets back to his feet.
The Loose Cannon tagged in by Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Ska executes a ropeflip hiptoss on The Loose Cannon.
The Loose Cannon moves back to his feet.
The Loose Cannon short lariats Ska.
Ska gets back to his feet.
Ska chops The Loose Cannon.
Big Daddy tagged in by The Loose Cannon.
Ska get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Big Daddy.
Ska gets drilled with an inverted back breaker.
]

The Charter - This is just awefull! Ska is being double teamed!

[Big Daddy trys for a hiptoss but is unable to lift Ska.
Ska makes the tag to Darkness.
Big Daddy tackles Darkness.
Big Daddy stomps Darkness.
Ska tagged in by Darkness.
Darkness suplexes Big Daddy.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Big Daddy is being double teamed!

[Big Daddy stomps Darkness's head.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - stomp, I love it!

[Darkness gets hit with the shooting star press from Big Daddy.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Darkness escapes.
]

The Charter - Big Daddyshould have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Darkness gets up.
Darkness tagged in by Ska.
Darkness hits Big Daddy with a heart punch.
Ska gives Big Daddy a reverse neckbreaker.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Big Daddy is being double teamed!

[Ska uses a closed fist on Big Daddy.
Ska nails Big Daddy with a belly-to-back suplex.
Ska gets up.
Ska tagged in by Darkness.
Ska climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Big Daddy.
]

The Charter - Ska and Darkness are really taking it to the Kliq here.

[Ska measures Big Daddy up and drops a closed fist.
Big Daddy uses a running lariat to take Ska down.
Big Daddy sucks chants start in the crowd.

Big Baggy Jelly - The crowd showing its love for Big Daddy!

Shabba - Nice try at sarcasm dick.

Ska stands up.
Ska picks up Big Daddy and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Now Ska standing.
Ska rolls onto Big Daddy connecting with a knee.
Big Daddy clotheslines Ska.
Big Daddy tackles and begins punching Ska.
Ska gets up.
Big Daddy powerbombs Ska into the mat.

The Charter - Big Daddy Bomb!

Jesus Avamunch counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Steve Baley - The winners of this match, and new TWC Tag Team Championship champions, The Kliq!!!
Big Baggy Jelly - The Kliq holds the gold again!

Shabba - And now Big Daddy is calling for a mic.

Big Daddy Jason Berodt is joined in the ring by the Mystery man and The Loose Cannon, who is already celebrating with a beer.

Big Daddy Jason Berodt - We're back baby! You assholes can boo The Kliq all you want, but we are the greatest wrestlers to ever grace the squared circle. My Brother Loose Cannon, you did it boy, you might have had some trouble in that match before, but when it came down to the important shit, you were right there for me. Go back to the Locker room and get the beers ready, Brisbane and Rude Girl are already there.

The Loose Cannon looks giddy at the thought of a few extra minutes of drinking and happily heads toward the back with his Tag Team Championship belt as the crowd boo's him.

Big Daddy remains in the ring with the Mysteryman.

Big Daddy Jason Berodt - Now, I'm sure many of you inbred hicks are wondering, who is this monster of a man standing next to me and why am I pissing my pants in fear. Well those are good questions, I know I'd be scared of him too if he wasnt on myside. Let me introduce you to Mike Nelson, He's a ruthless, evil, mean,bad ass mother fucker, and thats why I paid the Big Bucks to get him to TWC, and make him the new enforcer of the Kliq. So this is a warning to all of you in TWC, you try to mess in our business again, any of you, for any reason, your gonna meet this man, and trust me, It's not gonna turn out well for any of you. And I assure you all you will regret the day you ever heard the name Mike Nelson!

The Kliq's music plays as Big Daddy points to his Tag Title around his waist and smiles and Mike Nelson just looks out at the crowd with an evil stare.

The camera cuts to the Kliq's dressing room where Loose Cannon is sitting with Brilliant Brian Brisbane and The Rude Girl.

Brilliant Brian Brisbane - Well I'm sorry Cannon.  You are still a crap wrestler in my opinion.

Loose Cannon - Well it's a good job I don't give a flying fuck about your opinion then you little runt.

Brilliant Brian Brisbane - You're very lucky I'm on the injured list sunshine, otherwise I'd be getting up and shoving my fist down your throat fat boy.

Rude Girl - Now now boys!!!  Play nice.  We're all Kliq friends together here.

Brilliant Brian Brisbane - Well it's him, ain't it darling.  He gets right on my tits.

At that moment the door opens and a bunch of scantily clad, middle aged fat women walk in shouting "Hi Roy hunny" and "I hope the Cannon is loaded tonight".
Loose Cannon turns and looks at Brilliant Brian while taking the top off a Cannonweiser with his teeth.

Loose Cannon - Now why don't you run along you little English prick...I'm gonna have myself a party.

Brilliant Brian Brisbane takes Rude Girl by the hand as he looks at the fat middle aged women in disgust.

Brilliant Brian Brisbane - Come on Rudey, let's get outta here.

Brisbane and Rude Girl exit the room while the women surround Cannon who is lounging in the corner of the room with his beer.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - I think I missed out on an invitation to Loose Cannon's party thankfully.

The Charter - Wait a minute!!!  There's something very odd going on!!!

The camera shows somebody hanging out of a window upside down with a rope tied to their ankles.
The person is shrieking out for help!!!

Big Baggy Jelly - That's Angel Devyne!!!  Crasher has thrown her out of the window!!!

Various officials are running round in the parking lot underneath Angel trying to figure out a way to get her down.
Angel Devyne continues to scream for her life.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Crasher has always been a devious son of a bitch.  There's no telling what he'll do when you cross him.

The camera goes back to the Kliq's dressing room where things are hotting up between Loose Cannon and the fat women.

Loose Cannon - Now then ladies, I'm in the mood to party all night long.  But first, please let me ask your names, so that I know who I'm loving tonight!

Fat Woman Number One - Well Roy baby, my name's Dorothy, and these are my friends, Sophia and Rose.

Loose Cannon - They are my favourite names.  You're in safe hands with the Cannon ladies, but what about you?

Loose Cannon points at the fourth lady.

Loose Cannon - You look a little skinny for me, but hey, any hole's a goal!!!

The fat women giggle at Cannon's unique wit.

Loose Cannon - What's your name any way.

Skinny lady - My name's Blanche, and I've got a special surprise for you!!!

Loose Cannon - A surprise?

Blanche - That's right, now just close your eyes.

Loose Cannon closes his eyes with a smile on his face.
Blanche takes her wig off and takes a piece of cable from inside her blouse.
Blanche wraps the cable around Loose Cannon's throat while the three fat ladies run away screaming.
Loose Cannon's eyes open wide and his face goes red as he struggles for breath!

Big Baggy Jelly - What the...?

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - That's King Crasher!!!  And he's choking the life out of Loose Cannon!!!

Loose Cannon's face goes more and more red and he struggles in vain to loosen the cable.

The Charter - My God, he's gonna kill him!!!  Get someone in there!!!

Loose Cannon is now purple as Crasher's face contorts with rage.
Crasher does not relieve any pressure and continues to choke Cannon.
Loose Cannon begins to lose his senses.

The Charter - Loose Cannon is about to pass out!!!

Officials break into the dressing room and pull Crasher away from Loose Cannon.
Loose Cannon crumbles to the floor like a sack of potatoes.

Big Baggy Jelly - He's gonna need medical assistance.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Loose Cannon was a fool to think there would be no retribution for what he did to Harold Gitt last week.

The Charter - I wonder where Big Daddy is, and how he's reacting.


 

[Maniac Cop tagged in by The Terminator.
Maniac Cop is back on his feet.
Ernie gets tiger suplexed by Maniac Cop.
Maniac Cop climbs to his feet.
Ernie tags Bert.
Maniac Cop measures Bert up and drops a closed fist.
Maniac Cop gets back to his feet.
Bert gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Maniac Cop.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Maniac Cop executes a diving elbow smash.
The Charter - I Love it!!
Big Baggy Jelly - These two teams have been in TWC since the begining.

[Maniac Cop stands up.
Bert gets back to his feet.
Maniac Cop makes the tag to The Terminator.
Maniac Cop hits Bert with the double arm DDT into the mat.
Maniac Cop executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Bert's head onto the mat.
The Terminator knifehand chops Bert.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Come on ref! Do something!! Bert is being double teamed!
Shabba - Watch out Muppets!
[Bert executes a springboard bulldog, slamming The Terminator's head onto the mat.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Nice springboard bulldog by Bert.

[Now Bert standing.
Bert with a falling splash on The Terminator.
Bert moves back to his feet.
Bert and The Terminator go to the floor
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Bert swings a Steel chair and hits The Terminator.
The Terminator is bleeding as a result.
The Terminator short lariats Bert.
The Terminator applies an arm wrench to Bert.
Bert takes The Terminator into the ring.
Bert trys for a power move but is unable to lift The Terminator.
Bert is up again.
Bert trys for a crotch slam but is unable to lift The Terminator.
Bert executes the Supper DDT on The Terminator!
Bert covers The Terminator.
Jesus Avamunch counts the pin.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Steve Baley - The winners of this match, Winkle Piddle!!!

The Maniac Cop begins to assult The Terminator in the ring, beating the living piss out of his tag team partner.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - I love it, these two havent changed in years, still beating the living piss out of each other after a loss.

The Charter - Vintage 1530, and Winkle Piddle for that matter too.

"Psychopath" by Sultans Of Ping blasts out of the arena sound system.
The crowd start screaming uncontrollably as King Crasher appears now back in his suit.
He carries a case with him.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - It seems as though King Crasher is not finished with business yet!!!

King Crasher power walks down to the ring and enters it.
He calls for a microphone and waits for the crowd noise to settle down before he speaks.

King Crasher - Well, I'm sure that you've all been enjoying my antics tonight, but it still doesn't make up for the fact that my grandfather is very ill in hospital right now.  It breaks my heart to think that there are people involved in this long lasting, illustrious and historic organisation that can inflict this kind of injury on a man of over eighty years of age.

The crowd enter into a Big Daddy sucks chant.

King Crasher - Well it appears that you all know who the mastermind behind this act is, and I promise that he will not get away with it.  I know that he's out the back now planning some sort of clever response to all of this, but it really doesn't matter.  There's not a man alive that has got the better of me, and certainly Big Daddy Jason Berodt is not gonna be the first, I can assure you of that!!!

The crowd cheer.

King Crasher - But my old granddad will get himself into these situations because he can't keep his big mouth shut.  So, in order to sort this problem out, I'm gonna go right back to the root of it, which is why I've brought this case with me.

King Crasher clicks open the case and pulls out a championship belt.

King Crasher - In order for me to continue this segment, I'm going to need the assistance of an old friend of mine.  Now, I apologise to him now because he'll be preparing for his well deserved Worldwide Championship match tonight.  But Vinny Chompways, if you could come out here, this won't take more than a couple of minutes.

The Charter - What's going on?

Big Baggy Jelly - Search me.

King Crasher waits hopefully.
"Tease Me" by Chaka Demus and Pliers plays as Vinny Chompways appears from the back to a torrent of boos from the fans.
Vinny Chompways makes his way down to the ring with his United States championship.
Chompways enters the ring and approaches King Crasher as his music stops.

King Crasher - Now then Vinny.  I notice that you're doing very well for yourself lately, and I for one, am very impressed!

Vinny Chompways thanks Crasher with an arrogant expression on his face.

King Crasher - However, I think there are some people taking the piss out of you at the moment, and I for one, am not gonna let them get away with it.

Chompways expression changes to one of curiosity.

King Crasher - Right here, I have a new championship belt, only it's not a new championship belt, but an old one.  And it's one, that you should rightfully have.

Chompways now looks a bit excited.

King Crasher - This championship, is the Royal Championship...the "real" Royal Championship.  The Royal Championship that my granddad gave to me.  The Royal Championship that I have held on no less than six occasions.  And not the Royal Championship that has been eternally defaced by Big Daddy Jason Berodt when he changed its name to the United States Championship.

King Crasher hands the new belt to Vinny Chompways, who looks at it proudly.

Vinny Chompways - Thanks a lot!

King Crasher - But don't throw that United States Championship away.  I think we need to deal with this properly.   Come with me...

King Crasher drops his microphone and makes his way over to the ropes.
King Crasher holds the ropes open for Vinny Chompways who exits the ring with both the United States Championship and the "Real" Royal Championship.

Big Baggy Jelly - What are they up to now?

The Charter - I don't know.  I guess we'll have to keep watching.

King Crasher and Vinny Chompways walk back up the ramp and then through the curtain.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Can we get a camera out there or something?

The Spikertron comes on and shows Crasher and Chompways walking out to the parking lot.
They stop near to Crasher's limousine.
Crasher chats to Vinny Chompways but the conversation is inaudible.
Vinny Chompways nods his head and throws the TWC United States Championship on the floor.

Big Baggy Jelly - What's he doing?

King Crasher stands back as Vinny Chompways stands with his back to the camera facing the United States championship belt.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - What a minute!  He's urinating on the United States belt!!!  Ha ha!!!

The Charter - Ergh!!!  Is this necessary?

King Crasher laughs as Chompways finishes his business.

Big Baggy Jelly - Big Daddy Jason Berodt is gonna do his nut!

Vinny Chompways does his zipper up.
King Crasher extends his hand to shake Vinny's.
Crasher suddenly stops as he realises what Vinny has just been doing with his hand.
King Crasher pats Vinny Chompways on the shoulder instead.

King Crasher - Good luck for the Worldwide Championship tonight.  It's been a long time coming!!!

Vinny Chompways - Thanks!!!

Vinny Chompways heads back into the arena as King Crasher gets into his limousine.
King Crasher's limousine drives away from the arena.


 

The Charter -What started out as such a good night for Big Daddy Jason Berodt seems to be heading down hill very fast now.

Big Baggy Jelly - But Where is Big Daddy at, all this going on and he hasn't been seen since he was in the ring.

"Woke Up This Morning" By A-3 plays in the arena as Big Daddy Jason Berodt emerges from the back still dressed in his wrestling gear and heading quickly towards the announce posistion.

The Charter - Well I think your answer is heading this way fast Jel!

Big Daddy reaches the announce posistion and and grabs a pair of headphones and takes a seat next to the Charter.

Big Daddy Jason Berodt - Now shut your fucking mouths, dont say a word, Crasher may have gotten away from us tonight, and that's still not a certainty, Mike Nelson is out after him right now. But Crasher will not get away with what he did do, or Chompways either, pissing on the Championship that represents my country and my company. That shit aint gonna stand.

The Charter - How is The Loose Cannon?

Big Daddy Jason Berodt - I don't know at this time, But, the show must go on, and I'm gonna stay out here for this next match with you all.

The Charter - You being here for commentary have anything to with Heaven being in this next match?

Big Daddy Jason Berodt - No, I didn't even know she was here.

[FonzBonz climbs to his feet.
FonzBonz rolls onto Heaven connecting with a knee.
Heaven gets back to his feet.
FonzBonz executes a swinging bulldog on Heaven driving Heaven's face into the mat.
Heaven trys for a tilt-a-whirl suplex but is not strong enough to lift FonzBonz.
Heaven takes FonzBonz down with a knee.
Now FonzBonz standing.
FonzBonz hits Heaven with the back of his elbow.
Heaven gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
FonzBonz applies an arm wrench to Heaven.
FonzBonz hits Heaven with an elbowdrop.
FonzBonz fist drops Heaven on the mat.
Now Heaven standing.
Heaven trys for a hotshot but is not strong enough to lift FonzBonz.
Heaven hits FonzBonz with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
]

The Charter - FonzBonz takes a rolling elbow smash.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - I hope she doesnt hurt that elbow, I believe thats her handjob arm.

[FonzBonz is up again.
FonzBonz executes the jumping sidekick on Heaven.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - jumping sidekick!
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - Better watch where the foot lands, she's got some pretty wide holes if you know what I mean, we lost Black Midget Deacon once for a week when he disapeered in her twat.

[Heaven climbs to his feet.
Heaven trys for a gutbuster but is unable to lift FonzBonz.
Heaven chops FonzBonz.
]

The Charter - chop!
Shabba - WOOOOOOOO!!!!

[FonzBonz executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Heaven.
Heaven is back on his feet.
Heaven hits a spinning leg lariat on FonzBonz sending him to the mat.
Now FonzBonz standing.
FonzBonz picks up Heaven and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
FonzBonz sucks chants start in the crowd.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - If FonzBonz keeps using moves like that tilt-a-whirl suplex he could win the match!
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - Any moves a winner with Heaven, dont take much to get her on her back with her ankles behind her ears.

[FonzBonz climbs to his feet.
FonzBonz and Heaven go to the floor
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
(..2)
FonzBonz knees Heaven and rolls back to his feet.
Heaven gets up.
(...3)
Heaven uppercuts FonzBonz.
(....4)
FonzBonz gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Heaven comes over and smashes FonzBonz's head into it.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
FonzBonz and Heaven move back to ringside.
FonzBonz takes Heaven into the ring.
FonzBonz punches Heaven in the head.
FonzBonz chops Heaven.
Heaven spins aroround FonzBonz's back and DDT's him into the mat.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Nice backspin DDT/Miavia Hurrcane by Heaven.

Big Daddy Jason Berodt - How much are we paying you to sound like a boring cunt?

[Heaven stands up.
Heaven sends FonzBonz to ringside.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Heaven puts FonzBonz in an arm grapevine submission.
FonzBonz climbs to his feet.
(...3)
Heaven comes from behind and bulldogs FonzBonz.
FonzBonz is up again.
(....4)
Heaven gets hit with a dragon scerw from FonzBonz.
FonzBonz climbs to his feet.
Heaven gets up.
(.....5)
Heaven and FonzBonz move back into the ring.
Heaven bounces FonzBonz off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Heaven hits FonzBonz with an elbowdrop.
Heaven is up again.
Heaven goes for a rolling clothesline but FonzBonz dodges the attack.
Heaven trys for a fireman's carry into flapjack but is not strong enough to lift FonzBonz.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - Come on hooker!

Heaven hits FonzBonz with a baba chop.
Heaven gets thrown into the turnbuckle. FonzBonz comes over and smashes Heaven's head into it.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Heaven takes a headsmash into turnbuckle.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - It's ok, she's use to getting objects smashed into her head, mostly in her mouth.

[Heaven does a cartwheel and kicks FonzBonz in the face.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - Someone tell her to close her legs, whew, gonna have to pay to get his place fumigated now.

FonzBonz stands up.
FonzBonz hits a spinning leg lariat on Heaven sending him to the mat.
FonzBonz covers Heaven.
The ref starts the count.
...1
Heaven kicks out.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - He should have just stayed on the attack.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - He should have just put it in, that gets her to stay on her back.

[FonzBonz knifehand chops Heaven.
FonzBonz gives Heaven the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat.
Now FonzBonz standing.
FonzBonz drags Heaven to the floor.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - I wish every match could be like this!

Big Baggy Jelly - ringside is covered with blood from these fighters.

Big Daddy Jason Berodt - Nah, that nasty bitch is just having her period.

[Heaven is up again.
(..2)
Heaven knifehand chops FonzBonz.
FonzBonz leg lariats Heaven, sending him to the floor.
FonzBonz sucks chants start in the crowd.
Heaven moves back to his feet.
FonzBonz rakes the face of Heaven in attempt to make a come back.
They head back into the ring.
Heaven executes a headlock takedown.
Heaven applies an arm wrench to Fonzbonz.
Heaven executes a neck breaker.
Heaven goes for a pin.
Jesus Avamunch counts the pin.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

The Charter - We've got ourselves a winner!
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - Fuck!
Steve Baley - The winner of this match, and still TWC British Championship champion, Heaven!!!

Big Daddy Jason Berodt - Excuse me, I think i should go congratulate the winner personally.

Big Daddy stands up from the announce table and takes off the headphones, looking into the ring and smiling at Heaven, who has a frightened look on her face.

As Big Daddy Jason Berodt is approaching Heaven, he hears a voice calling his name.

Voice - Jason! HEY, JASON!!!

Jason starts looking around the arena for the source of the voice.

Voice - I'm up here, Jason. On the Spikertron.

Berodt looks up at the Spikertron. On the Spikertron is the face of Deacon

Deacon - Finally, you found me! You know, I have been doing some thinking, and I am getting a little tired of you pushing my wife around. You and I have a bit of business to settle. I find it sad that you would profit from my wife, doping her up so you can sell her out like a common prostitute. All you did to her will come back to bite you in the ass soon. And you shouldn't plan on going anywhere for a while, because there is only one place you truly belong. Jason Berodt, I am taking you to Hell. Hell in a Cell. What do you say to that?

Berodt looks on in the ring.

Big Daddy Jason Berodt - I'm sure you have been doing some thinking, since you're an unemployed has-been. As far as your wife is concerned, that bitch belongs to me, she works for me and when I say jump she says how high, and when I say suck, she heads to The Loose Cannon's locker room. You can talk all you want about hell in a cell and pay back, but plain and simple, you don't work here anymore, and never fucking will again.

Deacon - I am so glad you think I'm unemployed. You see, I went back to the day when I was hired on as the enforcer for the Board of Directors. They told me then that I would be immune from being fired by you. So the day you set yourself up to win the Dream title from Heaven, the Board sat with me and told me they did not agree with what you were doing at all. Therefore, we came up with a plan. You would fire me, and I would leave for a little while. Only I would actually be going on a paid vacation. Next, my wife is not a bitch, and you will regret calling her one. And effective immediately, she no longer works for you. She works for the board. And since I still work here, my challenge is still on. But I'll make it worth your while. Accept the match, and you will have the chance to see me gone for good, if you win. I win, and I am a thorn in your ointment for good. How about it?

Big Daddy Jason Berodt Deacon, as much as I hate you and that stupid bitch wife of yours, I'll beat your bible humping ass anytime any place. Name the time and place, fat boy, 'cause once and for all, I'm gonna be rid of you and all your little buddies, including the goddamn TWC Board of Directors!!!

Deacon - At the next pay per view, you will see what hell is like, old friend. All I can say to you is, you better say your prayers.

"Dead Man Gonna Pay" plays as the High Stakes logo again appears on the Spikertron.

Big Daddy Jason Berodt - Whoa, hold on with that music. Deacon, you may have sucked enough cock to keep your job around, but It doesnt mean I'm still not in charge or the day to day operations. And as such, since your bitch wife, excuse me , she's not a bitch, she's a cocksucking slut, Is a wrestler, and I need some matches for next Week on Stateside, Heaven will be taking on in a handicap match the new Kliq enforcer Mike Nelson and yours truly, unless the bitch can find a tag team partner, but I doubt it, cause your still barred from the arenas till the next ppv, even if you do work here. So goo luck to your wife next week Deacon, I hope you enjoy being a widow.

The Kliqs music plays as Big Daddy throws the mic down and exits the ring, hurridly walking to the back with a disgusted and somewhat defeated look on his face.

The Charter - Wow, what a night its been so far, King Crasher making his presense felt in a big way tonight, sending one half of our new tag team champions to the hospital, and now Big Daddy finding out his long time nemesis Deacon wasnt fired after all and will be back to challenge Big Daddy next month in a hell in a cell match.

Big Baggy Jelly - Im still trying to catch my breath from all the action thats been going on, and it's not over yet. The Charter - Not by a long shot Jel, cause it's time to go to the ring, and find out who will be crowned TWC Worldwide Champion, a title that was last held by the way, by Big Daddy Jason Berodt himself.

Big Baggy Jelly - I love this stuff!!!

The Charter - Both these wrestlers look like they could be World Champion at this point.

[(..2)
Vinny Chompways uses a snap mare takeover on "The Elite" Jay Cee.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Vinny Chompways executes a snap mare.

Big Baggy Jelly - This is what wrestling is all about!

[Now "The Elite" Jay Cee standing.
(...3)
Vinny Chompways runs and tackles "The Elite" Jay Cee. Vinny Chompways punches him in the head.
(....4)
Vinny Chompways stomps "The Elite" Jay Cee.
(.....5)
Vinny Chompways takes "The Elite" Jay Cee into the ring.
Vinny Chompways fist drops "The Elite" Jay Cee on the mat.
Vinny Chompways is up again.
Vinny Chompways spins aroround "The Elite" Jay Cee's back and DDT's him into the mat.
Vinny Chompways sucks chants start in the crowd.
Vinny Chompways climbs to his feet.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - My God!! What a match!

The Charter - Wrestling like it should be!

["The Elite" Jay Cee moves back to his feet.
"The Elite" Jay Cee executes a huge gutbuster on Vinny Chompways.
Vinny Chompways pokes "The Elite" Jay Cee in the eyes.
Vinny Chompways hits him with a back fist.
"The Elite" Jay Cee punches Vinny Chompways in the head.
"The Elite" Jay Cee executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Vinny Chompways.
]

The Charter - "The Elite" Jay Cee with a ropeflip hiptoss.
Big Baggy Jelly - These two giving it their all for the biggest prize in our industry!

[Vinny Chompways stands up.
Vinny Chompways slaps the face of "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Vinny Chompways stands up.
"The Elite" Jay Cee goes for a double underhook suplex but Vinny Chompways dodges the attack.
"The Elite" Jay Cee sends Vinny Chompways to ringside.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - "The Elite" Jay Cee is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[(..2)
"The Elite" Jay Cee bounces Vinny Chompways off the ropes and faceslams him onto the floor.
(...3)
"The Elite" Jay Cee clotheslines Vinny Chompways.
]

The Charter - weak move!

[(....4)
Vinny Chompways uppercuts "The Elite" Jay Cee.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Vinny Chompways executes a uppercut.

[(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
The Charter - They're fighing all over this place!

Big Baggy Jelly - I would be too if I had a chance to win that belt!

"The Elite" Jay Cee and Vinny Chompways move back to ringside.
They fight into the aisle.
"The Elite" Jay Cee and Vinny Chompways move back to ringside.
They head back into the ring.
"The Elite" Jay Cee applies the clawhold on Vinny Chompways.
Vinny Chompways kicks "The Elite" Jay Cee in the groin.
Vinny Chompways applies the clawhold on "The Elite" Jay Cee.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Vinny Chompways executes a clawhold.

[Vinny Chompways bites "The Elite" Jay Cee's arm out of desparation.
]

The Charter - arm bite!
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - He wants that belt so bad he can taste it!

["The Elite" Jay Cee gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Vinny Chompways comes over and smashes "The Elite" Jay Cee's head into it.
Vinny Chompways trys for a standing piledriver but is not strong enough to lift "The Elite" Jay Cee.
"The Elite" Jay Cee gets taken down with an armdrag takedown.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Vinny Chompways executes a backspin armdrag.

[Vinny Chompways puts "The Elite" Jay Cee in an arm grapevine submission.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Vinny Chompways with a arm grapevine.

["The Elite" Jay Cee gets hit with the shooting star press from Vinny Chompways.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1 ...2
"The Elite" Jay Cee kicks out.
]

The Charter - Oh so close!

Big Baggy Jelly - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Now "The Elite" Jay Cee standing.
"The Elite" Jay Cee does a cartwheel and kicks Vinny Chompways in the face.
Vinny Chompways gets back to his feet.
Vinny Chompways knifehand chops "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Vinny Chompways trys for a power slam but is not strong enough to lift "The Elite" Jay Cee.
"The Elite" Jay Cee goes for a headscissors takeover but Vinny Chompways dodges the attack.
"The Elite" Jay Cee puts Vinny Chompways in the double reverse chinlock.
Jesus Avamunch asks Vinny Chompways if he quits.
... ... "The Elite" Jay Cee breaks the hold.
"The Elite" Jay Cee executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Vinny Chompways's head onto the mat.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Nice springboard bulldog by "The Elite" Jay Cee.

["The Elite" Jay Cee moves back to his feet.
Vinny Chompways is back on his feet.
Vinny Chompways gets locked in the double chicken wing.
Referee Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... (AHHHH!) ... "The Elite" Jay Cee tightens the hold. ... "The Elite" Jay Cee tightens the hold. "The Elite" Jay Cee breaks the hold.
"The Elite" Jay Cee executes a spinning back suplex on Vinny Chompways.
Vinny Chompways climbs to his feet.
"The Elite" Jay Cee gives Vinny Chompways the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat.
"The Elite" Jay Cee stands up.
"The Elite" Jay Cee slingshot elbow drops Vinny Chompways.
Vinny Chompways moves back to his feet.
Vinny Chompways trys for a hotshot but is unable to lift "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Vinny Chompways trys for a inveted power bomb but is unable to lift "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Vinny Chompways thrust kicks "The Elite" Jay Cee in the head.
Vinny Chompways hits "The Elite" Jay Cee with the Chomp Romp.
Jesus Avamunch counts the pin.
...1 ...2 ...3
The Charter - He did it!!!! After 14 years of being with the TWC, after 14 year of trying, Vinny Chompways is the Worldwide Champion!!

Big Baggy Jelly - Oh my God, That match could've went either way at any point.

The Charter - You said it Jel, that was on of the best matches i've seen in all my years of watching wrestling, and i've seen alot.

Big Baggy Jelly - You gotta give you hats off to Jay Cee.

The Charter - Oh yes, I know we will see him fighing for this title again, especially after the effort put forth tonight.

The Referee hands Vinny Chompways the TWC Worldwide Championship belt and Chompways holds that belt and his TWC Royal Championship belt he was given earlier in the night from Crasher high above his head as he celebrates and Pryos go off in the arena.

The Charter - A great moment for Vinny Chompways and a great moment for the TWC, we're outta time for tonight, but we will see you next week on Stateside, where we will hopefully have some answers from all that have gone on here tonight and hopefully be able to talk to the new Worldwide Champion, For Shabba "The New York Yankee" and Big Baggy Jelly, This is the Charter saying goodnight and congratulations again to Vinny Chompways, the new TWC Worldwide Champion!