The Charter - Welcome to the United Center, Welcome to TWC Stateside, and tonight starts the tournament to crown a new TWC Worldwide Champion, the most prestigious belt in our business.
Big Baggy Jelly - Thats right Charter, and rumor has it that you yourself are involved.
The Charter - That's right Jel, I don't know how but i am honored to be apart of this tournament.
Harold Gitt - I hope you get your bloody neck broken out there.
Big Baggy Jelly - Netherless, Tonight also see's the TWC Tag Team Championship on the line, with the newcomers Ska and Darkness challengeing Champion Loose Cannon and an unamed partner. Lot's of mystery tonight as also the first match tonight of the Worldwide Tournament pits TWC Co-Owner against an unnamed opponent.
Harold Gitt - I know who it is, and when you find it, it'll knock your dick in the dirt its so surprising.
The Charter - Well I dont know about dicks hitting dirt, but it is time to find out and lets go to the ring.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt vs. ???????(TWC Worldwide Title Tournament) gimmick (Standard Match)
Steve Baley - Coming first to the ring, weighing in at 320 pounds, from Davenport, Iowa a member of The Kliq accompanied by Rude Girl, Big Daddy Jason Berodt!!! (crowd cheers *********)
[Woke Up This Morning By A-3 plays as Big Daddy walks down to the ring to a crushing amount of boos and asshole chants from the crowd. Big Daddy enters the ring and snatches the mic from Steve Baleys hand .
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - I dont know whos idea of a joke this is, booking me, an owner of this company, in some sort of mystery match. I dont like surprises but even more, i dont give three shits who this supposed returning superstar is. So let's get this goddamn match over with so i can get the rest of my plans for tonight in order.
Steve Baley - And his opponent, a star of TWC's past that has not been seen in years, quite possibly the greatest wrestler to even enter the squared circle, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Intercourse, Pennsylvania, Black Midget Deacon!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[Dead Man Gonna Pay plays asBlack Midget Deacon comes sprinting to the ring and charges strait at Big Daddy Jason Berodt. ]
The Charter - You've got to be kidding me.
Big Baggy Jelly - WEll i think we know who booked this match now and how controls this tournaments booking, the boss himself in the ring.
Harold Gitt - Look!!! A fat black midget Deacon, this is fucking great, it makes life worth living.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt places Black Midget Deacon on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt picks up Black Midget Deacon with one hand around BMD's neck and throws him across the ring with Black Midget Deacon crashing face first into the mat.
Big Daddy places his foot on the passed out Black Midget Deacon's chest. Referee J.R. Ewing makes the count 1....2...3.....
Steve Baley - The winner of this match, Big Daddy Jason Berodt!!!
Harold Gitt - YES!YES! Oh my god yes! Now that if fucking sports entertainment, Big Daddy beating the piss out of a black midget version of his longtime enemy Deacon, i wont need a viagra tonight!
The Charter - That has got to be the poorest excuse for a match ive ever seen, and ive seen Reaper wrestle. Ive got to go get ready for my match I dont wanna see anymore of this
Big Baggy Jelly - Well once again Big Daddy has taken an opportunity to rub more salt in the wounds of Deacon, and to also assure himself of an advancement to the next round of the Tournament. But now, let's go back to the ring where my colleage The Charter is about to take on Fonzbonz.
The Charter vs. FonzBonz (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Big Baggy Jelly - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 182 pounds, from Takeley, Essex, England, FonzBonz!!! (crowd boos ************)
[FonzBonz comes to the ring. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - and his opponent, weighing in at 180 pounds, from London, England, The Charter!!! (crowd cheers ***********)
[The TWC Theme plays as The Charter makes his way to the ring to a thunderous ovation for the legandary TWC play by play man.
The Charter gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from FonzBonz.
The Charter drops FonzBonz with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
(the bell rings) FonzBonz executes a headlock takedown.
The Charter uses a closed fist on FonzBonz.
The Charter hits FonzBonz with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
FonzBonz is back on his feet.
FonzBonz nails The Charter with a belly-to-back suplex.
FonzBonz covers The Charter.
Jesus Avamunch counts the pin.
...1
The Charter kicks out.
]
Big Baggy Jelly The Charter not showing any signs of ring rust out there today.
[The Charter stands up.
The Charter executs the slingshot facebuster, slamming FonzBonz's face to the mat.
The Charter is up again.
The Charter sends FonzBonz to ringside.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
The Charter chokes FonzBonz with a microphone cable.
(..2)
The Charter knees FonzBonz and rolls back to his feet.
(...3)
The Charter hits FonzBonz with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
FonzBonz moves back to his feet.
(....4)
The Charter gets hit with a dragon scerw from FonzBonz.
FonzBonz stands up.
The Charter moves back to his feet.
(.....5)
The Charter takes FonzBonz into the ring.
FonzBonz gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
]
Harold Gitt - I use to teach my wrestlers that move in 1946.
[The Charter comes from behind and bulldogs FonzBonz.
FonzBonz gets hit with the shooting star press from The Charter.
Jesus Avamunch counts.
...1
FonzBonz escapes.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Not even close!
Harold Gitt - That stupid Twat Charter doesnt know what the bloody hell he's doing out there!
[FonzBonz is back on his feet.
The Charter neck snaps FonzBonz.
The Charter gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on FonzBonz.
The Charter hits him with a back fist.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - FonzBonz takes a back fist.
Harold Gitt - That like the fist i gave that hooker in her backdoor last night?
[FonzBonz does a handspring and hits The Charter with a bodyblock, what a move!
FonzBonz hits The Charter with an elbowdrop.
FonzBonz gets up.
FonzBonz measures The Charter up and drops a closed fist.
Now FonzBonz standing.
FonzBonz rolls onto The Charter connecting with a knee.
The Charter is back on his feet.
FonzBonz connects with a flying knee. The Charter goes down.
FonzBonz goes for a pin.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
The Charter escapes.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like The Charter.
Harold Gitt - Jesus I didnt know your were his bitch, it's not like The Charter is friggin DJ Spiker.
[The Charter gets up.
The Charter with spinning headscissors on FonzBonz send him hard to the mat.
The Charter is up again.
FonzBonz gets up.
The Charter drags FonzBonz to the floor.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
The Charter nails FonzBonz with a double underhook suplex.
(..2)
The Charter leg drops the throat of FonzBonz.
(...3)
FonzBonz is up again.
(....4)
The Charter gets thrown into the turnbuckle. FonzBonz comes over and smashes The Charter's head into it.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
FonzBonz punches The Charter in the head.
FonzBonz chops The Charter.
FonzBonz hits a spinning leg lariat on The Charter sending him to the mat.
FonzBonz executes a swinging bulldog on The Charter driving The Charter's face into the mat.
FonzBonz gets up.
The Charter is back on his feet.
The Charter gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
FonzBonz executes a ropeflip hiptoss on The Charter.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - The Charter takes a ropeflip hiptoss.
[The Charter is up again.
The Charter hits a spinning leg lariat on FonzBonz sending him to the mat.
The Charter chants start.
FonzBonz climbs to his feet.
The Charter kicks FonzBonz in the groin.
FonzBonz knocks The Charter out with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam.
FonzBonz sucks chants start in the crowd.
The Charter gets up.
FonzBonz short lariats The Charter.
FonzBonz powerbombs The Charter into the mat.
FonzBonz covers The Charter hooking the leg.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
Harold Gitt - HA, stupid tosser couldnt even beat Fonzbonz.
Steve Baley - The winner of this match, FonzBonz!!!
Jermaine Lawrence vs. Vinny Chompways (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 133 pounds, from London, UK, Vinny Chompways!!! (crowd boos ********)
[Vinny Chompways comes to the ring. ]
Steve Baley - and his opponent, weighing in at 340 pounds, from Brooklyn, New York, Jermaine Lawrence!!! (crowd cheers ******)
[Menace 2 Society plays as Jermaine Lawrence slowly walks to the ring to a good ovation from the fans
Vinny Chompways executes a pumphandle suplex on Jermaine Lawrence.
Jermaine Lawrence walks around the ring.
(ring, ring, ring) Jermaine Lawrence gets taken down with an armdrag takedown.
Vinny Chompways stomps Jermaine Lawrence.
Now Jermaine Lawrence standing.
Jermaine Lawrence hiptosses Vinny Chompways.
]
The Charter - Jermaine Lawrence with a hiptoss.
Harold Gitt - Hey nice match you had there Charter, pussy.
[Jermaine Lawrence fist drops Vinny Chompways on the mat.
]
The Charter - fist drop!
[Jermaine Lawrence climbs to his feet.
Vinny Chompways hits him with a back fist.
Vinny Chompways knifehand chops Jermaine Lawrence.
Jermaine Lawrence springboard DDT's Vinny Chompways onto the mat!
Jermaine Lawrence is up again.
Now Vinny Chompways standing.
]
The Charter - What an outstanding match!
Harold Gitt - Unlike yours.
[Jermaine Lawrence tackles Vinny Chompways.
Jermaine Lawrence puts Vinny Chompways in an arm grapevine submission.
Jermaine Lawrence knees Vinny Chompways and rolls back to his feet.
Jermaine Lawrence knees Vinny Chompways and rolls back to his feet.
Jermaine Lawrence fist drops Vinny Chompways on the mat.
Jermaine Lawrence is back on his feet.
Jermaine Lawrence puts Vinny Chompways in an arm grapevine submission.
Vinny Chompways is up again.
Vinny Chompways trys for a side suplex but Jermaine Lawrence avoids it.
Indian deathlock applied by Vinny Chompways.
Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... (AHHHH!) ... Vinny Chompways tightens the hold. ... Jermaine Lawrence trys to escape. Jermaine Lawrence escapes.
Vinny Chompways trys for a exploder suplex but is not strong enough to lift Jermaine Lawrence.
Vinny Chompways puts Jermaine Lawrence in the double armbar submission.
Referee Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... Vinny Chompways tightens the hold. ... ... ... Vinny Chompways breaks the hold.
Vinny Chompways throws Jermaine Lawrence off the ropes, rolls on the ground, comes back up and delivers a clothesline.
Vinny Chompways sucks chants start in the crowd.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Nice rolling clothesline by Vinny Chompways.
[Jermaine Lawrence stands up.
Vinny Chompways locks Jermaine Lawrence in the kneebar.
Jesus Avamunch asks Jermaine Lawrence if he quits.
... ... ... Vinny Chompways tightens the hold. Vinny Chompways breaks the hold.
Vinny Chompways applies the clawhold on Jermaine Lawrence.
Jermaine Lawrence hits Vinny Chompways with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
Jermaine Lawrence puts Vinny Chompways in an arm grapevine submission.
]
The Charter - arm grapevine!
[Jermaine Lawrence goes for a pin.
Jesus Avamunch counts.
...1 ...2
Vinny Chompways escapes.
Vinny Chompways is up again.
Jermaine Lawrence pins Vinny Chompways against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm.
Jermaine Lawrence grabs Vinny Chompways's head and hites him in the face.
Vinny Chompways hits Jermaine Lawrence with the double arm DDT into the mat.
Vinny Chompways gets back to his feet.
Vinny Chompways locks Jermaine Lawrence in the kneebar.
Referee Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... (AHHHH!) ... Jermaine Lawrence trys to escape. ... Jermaine Lawrence escapes.
]
The Charter - What an outstanding match!
Harold Gitt - Bollocks
[Vinny Chompways trys for a belly-to-belly suplex but is not strong enough to lift Jermaine Lawrence.
Vinny Chompways trys for a spinning back suplex but is not strong enough to lift Jermaine Lawrence.
Vinny Chompways drags Jermaine Lawrence to the floor.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Vinny Chompways cuts Jermaine Lawrence with a blade.
Jermaine Lawrence is bleeding as a result.
Jermaine Lawrence goes for a belly-to-belly suplex but Vinny Chompways dodges the attack.
(..2)
Jermaine Lawrence uses a cradle suplex on Vinny Chompways.
Jermaine Lawrence chants start.
Jermaine Lawrence gets back to his feet.
(...3)
Jermaine Lawrence head butts Vinny Chompways.
Now Jermaine Lawrence standing.
Vinny Chompways gets back to his feet.
(....4)
Jermaine Lawrence goes for a cross-body block but Vinny Chompways dodges the attack.
They head back into the ring.
Jermaine Lawrence hits Vinny Chompways with a heart punch.
Vinny Chompways gets up.
Vinny Chompways trys for a hiptoss but is unable to lift Jermaine Lawrence.
Jermaine Lawrence applies the clawhold on Vinny Chompways.
Jermaine Lawrence slaps Vinny Chompways.
Jermaine Lawrence bounces Vinny Chompways off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat.
Jermaine Lawrence is up again.
Vinny Chompways trys for a inverted backbreaker but is not strong enough to lift Jermaine Lawrence.
Vinny Chompways locks Jermaine Lawrence in the odd octopus hold.
Referee Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... (AHHHH!) ... Vinny Chompways breaks the hold.
Vinny Chompways sends Jermaine Lawrence to ringside.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Vinny Chompways throws a chair at Jermaine Lawrence.
(..2)
Vinny Chompways slaps Jermaine Lawrence.
(...3)
Jermaine Lawrence executes a headlock takedown.
(....4)
Vinny Chompways executes a jawbreakeron Jermaine Lawrence.
]
The Charter - Vinny Chompways executes a jawbreaker.
[Vinny Chompways moves back to his feet.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Vinny Chompways and Jermaine Lawrence move back to ringside.
They fight into the aisle.
Vinny Chompways and Jermaine Lawrence move back to ringside.
They head back into the ring.
Vinny Chompways puts Jermaine Lawrence in an arm grapevine submission.
Vinny Chompways goes for a takeover suplex but Jermaine Lawrence dodges the attack.
Vinny Chompways apllies the camel clutch on Jermaine Lawrence.
Jesus Avamunch asks Jermaine Lawrence if he quits.
... ... Jermaine Lawrence trys to escape. ... Vinny Chompways tightens the hold. Jermaine Lawrence escapes.
Vinny Chompways bounces Jermaine Lawrence off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat.
Vinny Chompways climbs to his feet.
Vinny Chompways knees Jermaine Lawrence and rolls back to his feet.
Vinny Chompways measures Jermaine Lawrence up and drops a closed fist.
Vinny Chompways short lariats Jermaine Lawrence.
Vinny Chompways hits Jermaine Lawrence with an elbowdrop.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Jermaine Lawrence takes a elbowdrop.
[Vinny Chompways gets up.
Vinny Chompways measures Jermaine Lawrence up and drops a closed fist.
]
The Charter - Vinny Chompways executes a fist drop.
Harold Gitt - In his anus?
[Vinny Chompways gets up.
Vinny Chompways spins aroround Jermaine Lawrence's back and DDT's him into the mat.
Vinny Chompways moves back to his feet.
Vinny Chompways applies a nerve hold on Jermaine Lawrence.
Jesus Avamunch asks Jermaine Lawrence if he quits.
... ... Vinny Chompways tightens the hold. ... Vinny Chompways breaks the hold.
Vinny Chompways rolls onto Jermaine Lawrence connecting with a knee.
Vinny Chompways puts Jermaine Lawrence in an arm grapevine submission.
Vinny Chompways hits Jermaine Lawrence with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Vinny Chompways climbs to his feet.
Vinny Chompways chokes Jermaine Lawrence.
Vinny Chompways executes the Chomp-Romp on Jermaine Lawrence!
Jermaine Lawrence gets hit with the shooting star press from Vinny Chompways.
Jesus Avamunch counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
Steve Baley - The winner of this match, Vinny Chompways!!!
"The Elite" Jay Cee vs. The Loose Cannon (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 390 pounds, from Davenport, Iowa a member of The Kliq he holds the TWC Extreme Championship title belt, The Loose Cannon!!! (crowd boos **************)
[Beer Thirty, By Brooks and Dunn plays as The Loose Cannon heads to the ring to the boo's of the crowd as Cannon throws empty beer cans into the crowd
]
Steve Baley - and his opponent, weighing in at 230 pounds, from Southwest, England he holds the TWC Dream Championship title belt, "The Elite" Jay Cee!!!
["The Elite" Jay Cee walks to the ring. Jesus Avamunch is the referee for this contest. Jesus Avamunch checks The Loose Cannon's boots and knee pads.
"The Elite" Jay Cee executes a pumphandle suplex on The Loose Cannon.
(the bell rings) The Loose Cannon kicks "The Elite" Jay Cee in the groin.
"The Elite" Jay Cee does a cartwheel and kicks The Loose Cannon in the face.
The Loose Cannon is up again.
"The Elite" Jay Cee gets hit with a dragon scerw from The Loose Cannon.
]
The Charter - This Should be a great match, lots of bad blood lately between The Kliq and Jay Cee
[The Loose Cannon gets back to his feet.
"The Elite" Jay Cee gets hit with a diving elbow smash from The Loose Cannon.
The Loose Cannon puts "The Elite" Jay Cee in an arm grapevine submission.
The Loose Cannon comes from behind and bulldogs "The Elite" Jay Cee.
The Loose Cannon is back on his feet.
"The Elite" Jay Cee moves back to his feet.
"The Elite" Jay Cee trys for a avalanche but The Loose Cannon avoids it.
"The Elite" Jay Cee drags The Loose Cannon to the floor.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
(..2)
"The Elite" Jay Cee trys for a gutbuster but is unable to lift The Loose Cannon.
(...3)
"The Elite" Jay Cee chops The Loose Cannon.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - WOOOOOOOO!!!
The Charter - The Loose Cannon takes a chop.
[(....4)
The Loose Cannon grabs "The Elite" Jay Cee's leg and takes him down.
(.....5)
The Loose Cannon takes "The Elite" Jay Cee into the ring.
The Loose Cannon measures "The Elite" Jay Cee up and drops a closed fist.
"The Elite" Jay Cee hits a spinning leg lariat on The Loose Cannon sending him to the mat.
The Loose Cannon climbs to his feet.
"The Elite" Jay Cee executes a headlock takedown.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - "The Elite" Jay Cee with a headlock takedown.
[Now The Loose Cannon standing.
The Loose Cannon executes the jumping sidekick on "The Elite" Jay Cee.
The Loose Cannon puts "The Elite" Jay Cee in an arm grapevine submission.
"The Elite" Jay Cee gets hit with a diving elbow smash from The Loose Cannon.
"The Elite" Jay Cee gets back to his feet.
The Loose Cannon picks up "The Elite" Jay Cee and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
The Loose Cannon puts a knee to "The Elite" Jay Cee's back and pulls hims arms back.
Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... "The Elite" Jay Cee is fighting the hold. ... "The Elite" Jay Cee is fighting the hold. ... "The Elite" Jay Cee escapes.
The Loose Cannon slingshot elbow drops "The Elite" Jay Cee.
"The Elite" Jay Cee stands up.
"The Elite" Jay Cee applies the clawhold on The Loose Cannon.
The Loose Cannon punches "The Elite" Jay Cee in the gut.
The Loose Cannon rakes his fingers across "The Elite" Jay Cee's back.
The Loose Cannon hits a koppo kick on "The Elite" Jay Cee.
]
Harold Gitt - The Loose Cannon with a koppo kick.
[Now "The Elite" Jay Cee standing.
"The Elite" Jay Cee trys for a fireman's carry into flapjack but is not strong enough to lift The Loose Cannon.
The Loose Cannon is locked in the elbow submission by "The Elite" Jay Cee.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... "The Elite" Jay Cee tightens the hold. ... ... The Loose Cannon escapes.
]
The Charter - The TWC is the number on wrestling program on television.
Harold GItt - How much they pay you to say that?
["The Elite" Jay Cee double underhook faceslams The Loose Cannon hard to the The Loose Cannon.
The Loose Cannon gets hit with the shooting star press from "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1
The Loose Cannon kicks out.
The Loose Cannon stands up.
The Loose Cannon spinning mule kicks "The Elite" Jay Cee.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - spinning mule kick!
Harold Gitt - Ass.
["The Elite" Jay Cee gets hit with the shooting star press from The Loose Cannon.
Jesus Avamunch counts the pin.
...1
"The Elite" Jay Cee kicks out.
]
The Charter - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like "The Elite" Jay Cee.
[The Loose Cannon tackles "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Now The Loose Cannon standing.
The Loose Cannon fist drops "The Elite" Jay Cee on the mat.
The Loose Cannon gets back to his feet.
"The Elite" Jay Cee trys for a backdrop driver but is not strong enough to lift The Loose Cannon.
"The Elite" Jay Cee hits The Loose Cannon with the back of his elbow.
The Loose Cannon grabs "The Elite" Jay Cee by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder.
"The Elite" Jay Cee uses a snap mare takeover on The Loose Cannon.
The Loose Cannon gets hit with the shooting star press from "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1
The Loose Cannon escapes.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Not even close!
[The Loose Cannon is back on his feet.
The Loose Cannon mule kicks "The Elite" Jay Cee.
"The Elite" Jay Cee gets up.
"The Elite" Jay Cee rakes the face of The Loose Cannon in attempt to make a come back.
"The Elite" Jay Cee hits him with a back fist.
"The Elite" Jay Cee uses a closed fist on The Loose Cannon.
"The Elite" Jay Cee hits a jumping elbow hrust on The Loose Cannon.
The Loose Cannon is up again.
"The Elite" Jay Cee short-arm clotheslines The Loose Cannon to the mat.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - "The Elite" Jay Cee with a short-arm clothesline.
[They lockup. "The Elite" Jay Cee sends The Loose Cannon to the corner of the ring.
"The Elite" Jay Cee pokes The Loose Cannon in the eyes.
"The Elite" Jay Cee bounces The Loose Cannon off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat.
The Loose Cannon gets hit with the shooting star press from "The Elite" Jay Cee.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
The Loose Cannon kicks out.
]
Harold Gitt - Not even close!
[The Loose Cannon climbs to his feet.
"The Elite" Jay Cee neck snaps The Loose Cannon.
]
The Charter - "The Elite" Jay Cee with a neck snap.
[The Loose Cannon puts "The Elite" Jay Cee in the double underhook position and gives him a doubl underhook backbreaker.
"The Elite" Jay Cee stands up.
The Loose Cannon short lariats "The Elite" Jay Cee.
The Loose Cannon chokes "The Elite" Jay Cee with his boot.
"The Elite" Jay Cee punches The Loose Cannon repeatedly.
"The Elite" Jay Cee mule kicks The Loose Cannon.
"The Elite" Jay Cee executes the Supper DDT on The Loose Cannon!
The Loose Cannon gets hit with the shooting star press from "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Big Baggy Jelly - We've got ourselves a winner!
Steve Baley - The winner of this match, "The Elite" Jay Cee!!!
The Charter - Well thats it, double champion The Loose Cannon has lost out his chance to advance in the World Title Tourny, and he still has one more match to go tonight, defending the TWC Tag Team Championship with a still unnamed parter.
The Kliq(The Loose Cannon and ?????vs. Ska and Darkness (TWC Tag Team Championship)
Big Baggy Jelly - This match is a Standard Match tag match for the TWC Tag Team Championship titles. Already in the Ring is One Half of the TWC Tag Team Championship, The Loose Cannon, and his partner will be.....
Steve Baley looks questioningly at The Loose Cannon who just smiles and looks up the ramp at the Spikertron. The Kliqs music begins to play and its video plays across the Spikertron but no one emerges.
Harold Gitt - Well who the bloody hell is it gonna be, that tramp Rude Girl?
The Charter - Well she's the only other member of the Kliq here tonight that we havnt seen yet so we can only assume that ....
[Big Daddy Jason Berodt and the Rude Girl emergesfrom the back and heads down to the ring carrying the other TWC Tag Team Championship belt. The crowd boos as he stops once to make fun of a particually overweight fan on his way to the ring ]
The Charter - My GOD!, looks like we're having a reunion tonight of the original Kliq tag team, Big Daddy and The Loose Cannon, the team that started it all with the Kliq almost 6 years ago, I must say the tide is turning against Ska and Darkness now.
Big Baggy Jelly - You got that right Charter, this was once one of the most dominant Tag Teams ever.
Steve Baley - and their opponents, the team of Ska and Darkness.
[Ska and Darkness walk to the ring. Jesus Avamunch is the referee for this match. Big Daddy Jason Berodt gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Ska.
Ska gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
(ring, ring, ring) Ska clotheslines Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt tags in Rude Girl.
The Charter - What the Hell, Rude Girl coming into the match.
Big Baggy Jelly - Must be playing by Big Daddys rules tonight, anything goes.
THe Charter - Thats Unfair damnit.
Harold Gitt - Shut up, im waiting for one of Rude Girls knockers to come flying out!
Rude Girl is up again.
Rude Girl trys for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Ska.
Rude Girl tags Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Rude Girl picks up Ska and hits him with a Back Suplex.
Ska short lariats Rude Girl.
Rude Girl tagged in by Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Rude Girl is back on his feet.
Rude Girl uses a lariat on Ska.
Darkness tagged in by Ska.
Rude Girl takes a slap to the face from Darkness.
Darkness makes the tag to Ska.
Darkness hits Rude Girl with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
They lockup. Ska sends Rude Girl to the corner of the ring.
Darkness knifehand chops Rude Girl.
]
Harold Gitt - This is just awefull! Rude Girl is being double teamed! I wish i could be in there on this one!
[Darkness legsweeps Rude Girl.
Rude Girl tags The Loose Cannon.
The Loose Cannon puts Ska in an arm grapevine submission.
Now Ska standing.
The Loose Cannon tackles and begins punching Ska.
The Loose Cannon brings in Rude Girl for The Kliq.
Ska trys for a power move but Rude Girl avoids it.
Ska gets back to his feet.
Ska drags Rude Girl to the floor.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Ska is doing quite well at this point in the match.
Harold Gitt - Of course he is, hes got Rude Girl flat on her back legs spread wide!
[Ska springboard DDT's Rude Girl onto the floor!
Ska stands up.
(..2)
Ska leg drops the throat of Rude Girl.
]
Harold Gitt - Ska executes a leg drop. WOOOOO
[They fight into the aisle.
(...3)
(....4)
Ska takes Rude Girl down with a knee.
Rude Girl gets back to his feet.
(.....5)
Rude Girl and Ska move back to ringside.
They head back into the ring.
Ska get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Rude Girl.
Darkness tagged in by Ska.
Darkness chops Rude Girl.
Ska tagged in by Darkness.
Rude Girl kicks Ska on the mat.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Ska takes a stomp.
Harold GItt - I like it rough.
[Rude Girl executes a jawbreakeron Ska.
]
Harold Gitt - Ska takes a jawbreaker.
[Rude Girl stands up.
Ska is up again.
Ska knocks Rude Girl out with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam.
Ska covers Rude Girl hooking the leg.
Jesus Avamunch counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Rude Girl kicks out.
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The Charter - Ska was so close!!
[Rude Girl gets back to his feet.
Ska knocks Rude Girl into Jesus Avamunch taking out the referee.
Ska executes a swinging bulldog on Rude Girl driving Rude Girl's face into the mat.
Ska gets back to his feet.
Rude Girl is back on his feet.
Ska with a headscissors takeover on Rude Girl.
Ska moves back to his feet.
Rude Girl stands up.
"The Elite" Jay Cee runs to the ring.
The Charter - Business about to pick up ringside.
"The Elite" Jay Cee executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Rude Girl.
Rude Girl gets back to her feet.
"The Elite" Jay Cee kicks Rude Girl in the groin.
Big Daddy and The Loose Cannon chase Jay Cee up the ramp towards the back
Ordered is restored.
Big Baggy Jelly - The Kliq has abandoned Rude Girl to defend herself!
Harold Gitt - Well i better get in there and uh, protect her.
Jesus Avamunch gets up.
Ska chops Rude Girl.
Ska uses a swinging DDT to plant Rude Girl's head into the mat.
Now Ska standing.
Ska gorrilla presses Rude Girl.
Ska makes the cover with a roling reverse cradle.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
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Steve Baley - The winners of this match, and new TWC Tag Team Championship champions, Ska and Darkness!!!
The Charter - Ska and Darkness have won, new tag champs in the TWC. And "The Elite" Jay Cee has struck another blow at the Kliq.
Big Baggy Jelly - I think that was his plan all night, to distract the Kliq somehow and cost them big, and not only did he beat The Loose Cannon, he cost The Kliq its Tag Titles, in a 3 on 2 match.
The Charter - I think he's really gotten below Big Daddys skin, what else would have caused Big Daddy and The Loose Cannon to leave Rude Girl to fend for herself.
Harold Gitt - Stupid Tossers
The Charter - That's It for this weeks Stateside, see you next week for more Worldwide Tournament Action and much much more, Goodnight!
The Show ends with a shot of Ska and Darkness celebrating in the ring with their new tag team championships as Rude Girl is helped to the back.
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