Pryos go off in the arena as the screaming crowd gets ready for this weeks Stateside! The Charter, Harold Gitt, and Big Baggy Jelly are at their ringside announce posistion.
The Charter- Well i really dont know what to say to start off this weeks Stateside, we had no idea that TWC Co-owner King Crasher would be here tonight, and he's made an entrance and he looks like he's here for business.
Big Baggy Jelly - Im speachless to Charter, We saw Crasher a couple weeks ago for the first time in over a year when he came out and shockingly fired Bloodraven, but the way he looks tonight, It looks like the Crasher of old, the one that was 100% business.
Harold Gitt - For two speachless sods, you two sure still got alot to say. Its just my bloody grandson showing up, not like its the bloody queen.
The Charter - Well im sure we will find out Crashers intentions at somepoint tonight, but until then we have a jam packed Stateside for you tonight, featuring one of our other co owners Big Daddy Jason Berodt vs Heaven, the wife of Deacon and about the only Revelation member that is left in the TWC.
Big Baggy Jelly - She's faced Big Daddy before, and that didnt turn out well at all for her tonight, If i know Big Daddy, and i wish I didnt, id say the only reason this match is happening is so he can humiliate Heaven, and do it with the Knowledge that Deacon is no where to found in the TWC.
Harold Gitt - You know Heaven calls me all the time, she wants a piece of a living legend.
The Charter - Also tonight we have The Elite Jay Cee vs TWC newcomer Shane Roberts for the TWC Dream Title, TWC Extreme Champion The Loose Cannon vs Jermaine Lawrence, and in the Main Event, Vinny Chompways will take on Darkness for the new TWC United States Championship, which is the predescessor to the famed TWC Royal Championship.
Big Baggy Jelly - Right you are, that was a long fabled title in the TWC and now the powers that be,Big Daddy, has changed the name of the title to represent his home country.
Harold Gitt - Fucking Yank!
The Charter - Well Gitt, its time now to get to the ring and your Yank friend Big Daddy is up first.
Big Baggy Jelly - Looks like another trick of Big Daddys, just like his Black Midget Deacon match was last week.
Harold Gitt - Who bloody cares, look at the rack on that bird!
The Stripper Heaven enters the ring and walks right up to be face to face with Big Daddy. She looks at him and smiles but Big Daddy shakes a finger at her. She frowns and turns around and bends over in front of Big Daddy. Big Daddy calls for the bell to be rang. Referee J.R. Ewing rings the bell
Big Daddy spanks the leather clothed ass of Stipper Heaven repeatidly as the crowd cheers.
Harold Gitt - Yes!! Finally some good entertainment, I may hate Big Daddy but that chap knows how to entertain a crowd.
The Charter - This is sickening, Big Daddy trying to humiliate Heaven and Deacon by dressing a stripper up as Heaven and bringing her to the ring to spank her. I for one would like to appoligize to Deacon and Heaven if they are watching.
Harold Gitt - Hell, id like to rub one out watching this!
Big Daddy stops spanking Stripper Heaven and turns her around,grabbing her head and pulling her head between his legs.
Big Baggy Jelly - Oh god, I dont think i wanna know where this is gonna go.
Harold Gitt - It's called the money shot.
Big Daddy wiggles her head a bit inbetween his thighs before picking her up swinging her crotch up into his face.
The Charter - Dear God this is sick and twisted.
Big Daddy wiggles his face a bit in Stripper Heavens crotch before slaming her down for a gentle Big Daddy Bomb. Big Baggy Jelly - Holy shit, a wrestling move.
Big Daddy gets down to cover Heaven, placing both of his hands on her breats with a big grin on his face as J.R. Ewing makes the count 1...2....3....
Steve Baley - The Winner of this match, Big Daddy Jason Berodt!
Big Daddy grabs a mic as Rude Girl helps Stripper Heaven from the ring and helps her towards the back.
Big Daddy - Hey, let's give that whore Heaven a big hand, shes a good sport, Rude Girl is gonna take her back to my brother THe Loose Cannon and let him finish her off. But I didnt come out here tonight to talk about Cannons sexual adventures, I came out here to give a message to the so called Elite Jay Cee. Boy, you've stuck your nose in the boss's business to many times here lately. So, if you truly value your job here in the TWC, I expect to see you in the middle of my ring here at some point tonight giving me an appology and the goddamn respect that i deserve. If I dont, theres gonna be hell to pay and I'll make you wish you were with Deacon collecting unemployment checks and playing jiz on the balonga. End of the night boy, you remember that, or your ass is gonna become just another victim.
The Kliqs music plays as Big Daddy gives a quick pose for the booing crowd before dropping the mic and exiting the ring and heading towards the back.
The Charter - Big Daddy demanding an applogy from "The Elite" Jay Cee, I know alot about Jay Cee and this is one thing I dont see him doing.
Big Baggy Jelly - Got that right Chart, Jay Cee has that, excuse my french, Dont give a fuck, dont take shit from anybody attitude, and threats or not from the boss, I dont see him complying.
Harold Gitt - Applogies are for pussies.
The Charter - Only time will tell tonight what Jay Cee will do, and now its time to get back to the ring for the TWC Extreme Championship Match.
Harold Gitt - Oh great, this sods gone off his rocker again, I'm gonna go sit at the Russian announce table.
[The Loose Cannon measures Jermaine Lawrence up and drops a closed fist.
Jermaine Lawrence gets hit with a diving elbow smash from The Loose Cannon.
The Loose Cannon hits Jermaine Lawrence with a double underhook piledrive right into the mat.
The Loose Cannon drags Jermaine Lawrence to the floor.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Jermaine Lawrence stands up.
(..2)
Jermaine Lawrence throws The Loose Cannon off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block.
(...3)
Jermaine Lawrence puts The Loose Cannon in an arm grapevine submission.
(....4)
Jermaine Lawrence fist drops The Loose Cannon on the floor.
Jermaine Lawrence climbs to his feet.
The Loose Cannon is back on his feet.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
The Loose Cannon comes from behind and bulldogs Jermaine Lawrence.
Jermaine Lawrence climbs to his feet.
The Loose Cannon mule kicks Jermaine Lawrence.
The Loose Cannon hits a kneeling headbutt to Jermaine Lawrence's groin.
The Loose Cannon puts Jermaine Lawrence in an arm grapevine submission.
The Loose Cannon gets bounced off of the ropes and hit with a backdrop diver by Jermaine Lawrence.
Jermaine Lawrence stands up.
Jermaine Lawrence spinning mule kicks The Loose Cannon.
Jermaine Lawrence rolls onto The Loose Cannon connecting with a knee.
The Loose Cannon is up again.
The Loose Cannon with an Aztecan suplex on Jermaine Lawrence sends him to the mat.
Jermaine Lawrence kicks The Loose Cannon in the back of the leg.
The Loose Cannon is up again.
The Loose Cannon executes the jumping sidekick on Jermaine Lawrence.
The Loose Cannon measures Jermaine Lawrence up and drops a closed fist.
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The Charter - Jermaine Lawrence takes a fist drop.
[The Loose Cannon moves back to his feet.
The Loose Cannon grabs Jermaine Lawrence by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder.
Jermaine Lawrence grabs The Loose Cannon's head and arm and delivers a head and arm suplex.
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Big Baggy Jelly - That head and arm suplex was very good.
Harold Gitt - Yeah, and head and shoulders would be good for your dandruff, snow flake.
[Jermaine Lawrence drags The Loose Cannon to the floor.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Jermaine Lawrence falls head first into The Loose Cannon.
Jermaine Lawrence chants start.
Jermaine Lawrence is back on his feet.
(..2)
Jermaine Lawrence sends The Loose Cannon into Jesus Avamunch he goes down.
Jermaine Lawrence falls head first into The Loose Cannon.
Jermaine Lawrence chants start.
Jermaine Lawrence climbs to his feet.
Jermaine Lawrence head butts The Loose Cannon.
Jermaine Lawrence climbs to his feet.
"The Elite" Jay Cee,and Big Daddy Jason Berodt run to ringside.
The Charter - What the piss, are they chasing each other to the ring?
"The Elite" Jay Cee chokes Jermaine Lawrence with a microphone cable.
"The Elite" Jay Cee punches Jermaine Lawrence repeatedly.
"The Elite" Jay Cee trys for a dragon suplex but is unable to lift Jermaine Lawrence.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt chokes Jermaine Lawrence with a microphone cable.
Big Baggy Jelly - Wait, Big Daddy and Jay Cee throwing a beating to the same person, has Jay Cee applogized to Big Daddy and there teaming up to help The Loose Cannon?
Harold Gitt - What the hell are you asking me for, do I look like fucking Jason Berodt.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt hits a jumping elbow hrust on Jermaine Lawrence.
"The Elite" Jay Cee leaves the ring area and heads to the back
Jermaine Lawrence is back on his feet.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt hits Jermaine Lawrence with a slingshot bodyblock.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt sucks chants start.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt climbs to his feet.
Ordered is restored.
Jesus Avamunch gets up.
The Loose Cannon and Jermaine Lawrence move back into the ring.
The Loose Cannon piledrives Jermaine Lawrence.
Jermaine Lawrence stands up.
The Loose Cannon punches Jermaine Lawrence in the gut.
The Loose Cannon sucks chants start in the crowd.
The Loose Cannon powerbombs Jermaine Lawrence into the mat.
The Charter - Cannonshot, this ones over!
The Loose Cannon catches Jermaine Lawrence in the crucifx and goes for the pin.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
Steve Baley - The winner of this match, and still TWC Extreme Championship champion, The Loose Cannon!!!
Big Daddy and The Loose Cannon celebrate in the ring.
The Charter - Well, we have no idea what is going on with Jay Cee and Big Daddy after that, but things are looking up for The Kliq tonight, and let's check in with our friends at the Japanese Announce posistion, Mr. Majeeka and Ming Chee, guys.
Mr. Majeeka - Clickpopclickpopsnapclickclickclick
Ming Chee - clickclickpoopoppclickclickclickfishclickslantriceclickpop.
The Charter - Inciteful as always guys, thats a great theory about Big Daddy and Jay Cee, and yes Ming Chee, we all know that you love fish.
[They lockup. "The Elite" Jay Cee sends Shane Roberts to the corner of the ring.
Shane Roberts goes for a cradle DDT but "The Elite" Jay Cee dodges the attack.
Shane Roberts executes a split legged moonsault on to "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Shane Roberts chants start.
Shane Roberts is back on his feet.
"The Elite" Jay Cee gets up.
Indian deathlock applied by Shane Roberts.
Jesus Avamunch asks "The Elite" Jay Cee if he quits.
... ... ... "The Elite" Jay Cee is fighting the hold. "The Elite" Jay Cee escapes.
Shane Roberts sends "The Elite" Jay Cee into Jesus Avamunch he goes down.
Shane Roberts takes "The Elite" Jay Cee down with a knee.
Shane Roberts hits "The Elite" Jay Cee with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Shane Roberts hits "The Elite" Jay Cee with a set of brass knuckles. Jesus Avamunch sees it.ring, ring, ring! Jesus Avamunch calls for the bell. Shane Roberts was disqualified. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - We've got ourselves a winner!
The Charter - The newcomer Shane Roberts tried to cheat to get the Dream Title, and it backfired on himtonight
Steve Baley - The winner of this match, "The Elite" Jay Cee!!!
The Charter - Ladies and Gentlemen, im being told something is going on in the back.
The camera in the back is in a hallway near where the offices for the event are. It shows Big Daddy Jason Berodt, King Crasher, and a man with long hair, wearing a long flowing robe and sandals talking. The group chats for a few moments inaudible to the camera, smiles at each other, shakes hands and parts ways, with Big Daddy walking towards the backstage ramp area carrying the TWC United States Championship.
Harold Gitt - Now what was all that bollocks about.
Big Baggy Jelly - I have no idea, but Big Daddy and King Crasher smiling and shaking hands, havnt seen that in probably over 2 years, and who was that third fellow, never seen him before.
Harold Gitt - If you ask I think it was Jesus Christ himself.
Harold Gitt - I think ill step out for a piss.
[(..2)
Darkness executes a corkscrew legdrop on Vinny Chompways.
Vinny Chompways gets up.
(...3)
Darkness executes a jawbreakeron Vinny Chompways.
(....4)
Darkness delivers a spinning backbreak to Vinny Chompways.
Vinny Chompways moves back to his feet.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Darkness and Vinny Chompways move back to ringside.
They fight into the aisle.
Darkness and Vinny Chompways move back to ringside.
Darkness takes Vinny Chompways into the ring.
Vinny Chompways is hit with a backward kick.
Darkness fist drops Vinny Chompways on the mat.
Darkness gets back to his feet.
Vinny Chompways is back on his feet.
Vinny Chompways trys for a inverted backbreaker but is not strong enough to lift Darkness.
Vinny Chompways locks him in the arm hammerlock submission.
Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... Darkness trys to escape. ... ... Darkness escapes.
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Big Baggy Jelly - The TWC is the only place for entertainment like this!
The Charter - You said it!
[Vinny Chompways comes from behind and bulldogs Darkness.
Vinny Chompways gets up.
Darkness hits Vinny Chompways with a heart punch.
Darkness knees Vinny Chompways and rolls back to his feet.
Vinny Chompways moves back to his feet.
Vinny Chompways double underhook faceslams Darkness hard to the Darkness.
Vinny Chompways hits Darkness with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Vinny Chompways gets back to his feet.
Darkness stands up.
Darkness is speared by Vinny Chompways.
Darkness gets up.
Darkness legsweeps Vinny Chompways.
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Harold Gitt - Vinny Chompways takes a legsweep. I tought him that move in 1991.
[Darkness executes a corkscrew legdrop on Vinny Chompways.
Darkness gets back to his feet.
Darkness measures Vinny Chompways up and drops a closed fist.
Darkness gets back to his feet.
Vinny Chompways gets hit with the shooting star press from Darkness.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Vinny Chompways kicks out.
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The Charter - Darkness should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
Harold Gitt - That Chompways is a sneaky fuck.
[Vinny Chompways moves back to his feet.
Vinny Chompways delivers a short-arm clothesline to Darkness.
Darkness is back on his feet.
Darkness nails Vinny Chompways with a belly-to-back suplex.
Vinny Chompways stands up.
Vinny Chompways trys for a inverted atomic drop but is not strong enough to lift Darkness.
Vinny Chompways sends Darkness to ringside.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Vinny Chompways with spinning headscissors on Darkness send him hard to the floor.
Vinny Chompways gets back to his feet.
(..2)
Darkness gets up.
(...3)
Darkness tackles Vinny Chompways.
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The Charter - Vinny Chompways takes a football tackle.
[(....4)
Vinny Chompways gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Darkness.
Darkness gets up.
Vinny Chompways is up again.
Vinny Chompways executes a headlock takedown.
Vinny Chompways hits a frog splash on Darkness.
Vinny Chompways climbs to his feet.
They head back into the ring.
Vinny Chompways puts Darkness in an arm grapevine submission.
Vinny Chompways leg drops the throat of Darkness.
Vinny Chompways sucks chants start in the crowd.
Darkness is up again.
Vinny Chompways executes the Supper DDT on Darkness!
Vinny Chompways uses an inside cradle to pin Darkness.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
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Big Baggy Jelly - We've got ourselves a winner! Our First TWC United States Champion
Steve Baley - The winner of this match, and new TWC United States champion, Vinny Chompways!!!
Woke Up This Morning by A-3 plays in the arena as Darkness makes his way to the back.
Big Daddy emerges at the top of the ramp to the boos of the crowd, carrying the TWC United States Championship and heading towards the ring.
The Charter - TWC Co-Owner Big Daddy Jason Berodt is coming to the ring to present the United States Championship to Vinny Chompways.
Harold Gitt - Either that or he's gonna beat the piss out of him with it.
Big Daddy enters the ring, grabs a mic and walks up to Vinny Chompways.
Big Daddy - Normally, I wouldnt have come out for this, I'd let Jayse the Ace do his little punch dance and give you the belt. But Vincent, you an evil mother fucker and I thought I'd pay you the respect of giving you this title belt myself.
Big Daddy hands the US Title to Vinny Chompways and the two shake hands.
Big Daddy - Just one more thing tonight, I had a little chat backstage earlier with Jay Cee and we worked somethings out. Still, I'd like Jay Cee to come down to the ring and personally make amends to me and the rest of TWC management in front of all you smelly inbred fat bastards.
The crowds boos as "The Elite" Jay Cee's music plays and they begin to chant SELLOUT as he makes his way to the ring and enters it, standing face to face with Big Daddy, hands in his pockets and head hung low.
Big Daddy - Well, I'm waiting, I know what you said in the back and thats good but we need you to say it here too, so hurry up about it, my time is important.
The Charter - This is too bad, I thought Jay Cee had what it took to stand up to Big Daddy.
Harold Gitt - He looked tough the last couple weeks, but ends up he's just a pussy after all.
The crowd boos as Big Daddy hands the mic to Jay Cee. Jay Cee has a beaten look on his face and just stares at Big Daddy for a second. Then an evil grin comes upon his face, and his right hand comes out of his pocket and with lightning speed connencts with Big Daddy square in the jaw. As Big Daddy goes down Jay Cee drops the roll of quarters he had in his hand.
Jay Cee is about to celebrate as he is attacked by Vinny Chompways who is still ringside. The two brawl in the ring as the show ends.