Pryos go off in the arena as TWC returns to The Manchester Evening News Arena for TWC Stateside, 1 week before TWC Wheel of Misfortune in London next week.

The Charter - Welcome to Manchester, and TWC is one week away from Wheel Of Misfortune with next Sunday in London, and tonight, Thug Life will set the stipulations for that match as allowed by his win last week over Vinny Chompways and Fonzbonz.

Big Baggy Jelly - Tainted win, but a win anyway and Thug Life will be setting the rules for this match, and I had the pleasure earlier of talking to him and I'll Tell you what, what he has in mind will totally blow your mind.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Well don't keep us in suspense, spill the beans fat boy.

Big Baggy Jelly - All do respect, I'm gonna defer and let Thug Life tell us all at the same time later on tonight.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Ha, I knew it, you didnt talk to him, your just trying to look like a big man.

Big Baggy Jelly - I did too talk to him!

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Bullshit!

The Charter - Please, Please, we'll all find out soon enough. And we have lots of action to get to tonight, as you can see a Steel Cage is hanging about the ring, and in the main event tonight, we have Fonzbonz facing off against Jade Shocker, who attacked Fonzbonz and Vinny Chompways last week.

Big Baggy Jelly - Jade Shocker showing no signs of ring rust after 3 plus years off and still looks like the unstoppable monster he was in years past.

The Charter - Also tonight, we have a battle royal for the recently vacated United States Championship, a belt that is not popular at all here in England.

Big Baggy Jelly - That belt had a lot of history as the Royal Title, and it should have stayed that way.

The Charter - Well I agree with you there but none the less its up for grabs tonight, and also tonight, a tag team match with TWC newcomers and self proclaimed "Worlds Greatest Tag Team" Hydro and Blaze against Kliq members The Loose Cannon and Mike Lindsay.

Big Baggy Jelly - Well if they think they are the greatest, they are gonna get a chalenge tonight, as The Loose Cannon is a multi-time Tag Champ as well as current Dream Champion and Mike Lindsay is a former TWC Worldwide Champion.

The Charter - Nothing like getting thrown to the wolves, and...

The Lights dim in the arena and "Woke Up This Morning" by Alabama 3 plays as TWC Co-Owner Big Daddy Jason Berodt and Heaven emerge from under the Spiker-tron and make their way down to the ring to the rounding chourus of boo's from the crowd.

Big Daddy enters the ring with Heaven hanging all over him and waits with with a look of contempt on his face as the crowds continues to shout ASSHOLE at him and WHORE at Heaven.

Big Daddy Jason Berodt- Thats no way to treat the man who once and for all is rid this great sport of our of Deacon forever, I was the mastermind behind it all and I'm the one that showed your wife what its like to be with a real man, and we all saw what happened when Heaven got a taste of a man with some class and that doesnt spend all his money on bibles and bottled holy water.

The crowd boo's the rips on their hero Deacon. Big Daddy hands the mic to Heaven.

HEAVEN - Since you are all wondering why I did what I did, why I betrayed my own husband, I'll go ahead and tell you. You see, when I was kidnapped the first time, I hated it at first. Deacon and Goliath were in a coma, and I was being used as a sex toy. And then, after I was finally rescued, I started to realize that I missed the sex I was getting while the Kliq had me. I knew Deacon would never understand, so I arranged to have myself kidnapped again to get what I needed, while making it look like I was still innocent. Besides, it helps to be with the man who has the power, and that man was not Deacon. Right or wrong, Jason got things done. But you know, Deacon promised to never make me cry. He did. But he broke his promise. I cried the day he slammed Berodt to the mat with the Sermon and the Deacon Death Drop. That is when I stopped loving Deacon. Al, you got what you deserved, and now I want what I deserve. I want a divorce.

DEACON - HEY, HEATHER!!!

Heaven looks around at the sound of Deacon's voice, and sees him on the Spikertron, their home in Longview visible in the background. The crown cheers at the sight of him.

The Charter - It's Deacon!!

DEACON - Heather, Heather, Heather. You know something, honey? I have been beat up badly by the Kliq. I have had a tag partner turn on me. That hurt worse than when he was my enemy. But worse still is the betrayal of the woman I love. It would have been worse if I wasn't given prior info. That's right. I was told you were happy where you were. I was informed you wouldn't want to come back, to be released. But my heart didn't want to believe it. My brain didn't have the strength my heart did, and when I saw Goliath come out with you, I thought all was right with the world at last. Then the attack began, and I knew what I was told was right. My world started to spin, and I was helpless against what came next. But as you can see, I am already well on my way to recovery. I am at home taking care of a few things, as I can, and trying to make sense of what my next steps will be. And now I here you want a divorce. You want a divorce! Well, if the Kliq is where you would rather be, I would gladly grant you a divorce.

The Crowd cheers for Deacon wishing to grant the divorce to the heartless whore Heaven.

Deacon - But that's not gonna happen. You see, you can't have a divorce because in order for a divorce to be given, you first have to be married for a year or longer. We have only been married for five months, almost six. You want a divorce, no. But I'll grant you an annulment. That means you get what was yours before we married, and half of the assets aquired during our marriage. That also means when you decide to come home, don't head to Longview. Your stuff is being shipped to Sterling, Oklahoma, to your dad's house. And Gene has already been made aware of what has happened. He watched the show last week. So he knows I'm not at fault, and has already agreed that the anullment is the right thing to do. And when I get back to TWC, I'll have a new surprise for you, if you're still around.

The Spikertron goes off.

Big Daddy and Heaven converse in the ring for a second before Big Daddy grabs the mic back from Heaven.

Big Daddy - Deacon, you can run your mouth all you want about sending her old shit back to Hogwater Arkansas all you want, she don't need that shit anymore, she's with the boss now and you can also spout all your legal mambo jambo you want, but The TWC has the best and most expensive lawyers money can buy, and when there done with you you'll be lucky to have a pot to piss in. Do the smart thing and don't ever show your face in TWC again, havnt you taken enough beating you moron? You know you can never beat me, and you never will, because I'll make sure you never make it. So Deacon, be looking over your shoulders, cause you never know when the end will be for you and you become just another victim, again.

No Chance in Hell plays as Big Daddy and Heaven leave the ring.

The Charter - Deacon vows to be back in TWC and Big Daddy say's he'll never make it back. Ive said it before and I'm sure ill say it again, it won't end between those two until one of them are dead.

Big Baggy Jelly - Your right you know, your always right Charter.

[Mike Lindsay picks Hydro up and side suplexes him to the floor.
Mike Lindsay and Hydro move back into the ring.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - If Mike Lindsay can get a pinfall in the ring his momma would be prowd!

[Mike Lindsay executes a piledriver on Hydro.
]

The Charter - If Mike Lindsay keeps using moves like that piledriver he could win the match!

[Hydro is up again.
Mike Lindsay and Hydro go to the floor
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Hydro is much safer at ringside. Mike Lindsay can't get a pin there.

[Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Mike Lindsay throws a chair at Hydro.
Mike Lindsay throws Hydro off the ropes, rolls on the ground, comes back up and delivers a clothesline.
Mike Lindsay takes Hydro into the ring.
Mike Lindsay dives head first into Hydro.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - That falling head butt was very good.

The Charter - Quite so.

[Mike Lindsay stands up.
Hydro is back on his feet.
Mike Lindsay sends Hydro to ringside.
]

The Charter - If Hydro or Mike Lindsay could get a weapon it would change the course of this match.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Brilliant!

[Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Hydro dropkicks Mike Lindsay.
Now Hydro standing.
(..2)
(...3)
Hydro knees Mike Lindsay and rolls back to his feet.
Mike Lindsay gets up.
(....4)
Hydro executes a swinging bulldog on Mike Lindsay driving Mike Lindsay's face into the floor.
Mike Lindsay is back on his feet.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Mike Lindsay and Hydro move back to ringside.
They fight into the aisle.
Mike Lindsay and Hydro move back to ringside.
Mike Lindsay takes Hydro into the ring.
Mike Lindsay spinning mule kicks Hydro.
Hydro brings in Blaze for Hydro/Blaze.
Blaze delivers a spinning backbreak to Mike Lindsay.
Blaze gets hit with a fisherman suplex by Mike Lindsay.
Mike Lindsay sucks chants start in the crowd.
Mike Lindsay moves back to his feet.
Mike Lindsay puts the chicken wing on Blaze.
Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... Blaze is fighting the hold. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Blaze escapes.
Blaze is up again.
Blaze executes a jawbreakeron Mike Lindsay.
Blaze executes a corkscrew legdrop on Mike Lindsay.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Blaze with a corkscrew legdrop.

[Mike Lindsay is back on his feet.
The Loose Cannon tagged in by Mike Lindsay.
The Loose Cannon hits Blaze with the back of his elbow.
The Loose Cannon gets tiger suplexed by Blaze.
Blaze stands up.
Blaze tags in Hydro.
Blaze with a falling splash on The Loose Cannon.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Come on ref! Do something!! The Loose Cannon is being double teamed!

[The Loose Cannon clotheslines Blaze.
Blaze rakes his fingers across The Loose Cannon's back.
Hydro tags Blaze.
Blaze chops The Loose Cannon.
Blaze makes the tag to Hydro.
Hydro stands up.
Hydro hits The Loose Cannon with the back of his elbow.
Hydro executes a ropeflip hiptoss on The Loose Cannon.
The Loose Cannon brings in Mike Lindsay for The Kliq.
Mike Lindsay executes the front-layout suplex on Hydro.
The Loose Cannon sets Hydro up DDTs him into the mat.
The Loose Cannon clotheslines Hydro.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Come on ref! Do something!! Hydro is being double teamed!

[Hydro fist drops The Loose Cannon on the mat.
Hydro climbs to his feet.
Hydro tags in Blaze.
Blaze legsweeps Mike Lindsay.
The Loose Cannon tagged in by Mike Lindsay.
The Loose Cannon gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Blaze.
Blaze climbs to his feet.
The Loose Cannon gets hit with the shooting star press from Blaze.
The ref starts the count.
...1
The Loose Cannon escapes.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Not even close!

[The Loose Cannon stands up.
Blaze uses a snap mare takeover on The Loose Cannon.
The Loose Cannon is up again.
Blaze slaps The Loose Cannon.
Blaze tags Hydro.
The Loose Cannon hits Hydro with an inverted atomic drop.
The Loose Cannon executes the sleeperhold on Hydro.
Referee Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... ... Hydro trys to escape. ... ... Hydro trys to escape. Hydro escapes.
]

The Charter - OHHHHHHH So close!!!

[Hydro climbs to his feet.
Hydro gives The Loose Cannon a reverse neckbreaker.
Hydro is back on his feet.
Blaze tagged in by Hydro.
Blaze rolls onto The Loose Cannon connecting with a knee.
The Loose Cannon brings in Mike Lindsay for The Kliq.
The Loose Cannon sets Blaze up DDTs him into the mat.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Blaze is being double teamed!

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - I love it!

[The Loose Cannon is up again.
The Loose Cannon knifehand chops Blaze.
The Loose Cannon delivers a spinning backbreak to Blaze.
The Loose Cannon tagged in by Mike Lindsay.
The Loose Cannon with a falling splash on Blaze.
Mike Lindsay sets Blaze up DDTs him into the mat.
Blaze piledrives Mike Lindsay.
]

The Charter - Mike Lindsay could use some help about now.

[Blaze tags Hydro.
Hydro picks The Loose Cannon up and executes a stomachbreaker.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - The Loose Cannon is being double teamed!

[Hydro takes a slap to the face from The Loose Cannon.
The Loose Cannon is back on his feet.
The Loose Cannon hits Hydro with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - rolling elbow smash!

[Hydro moves back to his feet.
The Loose Cannon delivers a kick to the head of Hydro.
The Loose Cannon uses a running lariat to take Hydro down.
The Loose Cannon executes the sleeperhold on Hydro.
Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... Hydro trys to escape. ... ... Hydro is fighting the hold. ... The Loose Cannon breaks the hold.
The Loose Cannon drags Hydro to the floor.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - The Loose Cannon can't get a pin at ringside.

[Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
The Loose Cannon throws a chair at Hydro.
]

The Charter - The Loose Cannon is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[(..2)
Hydro knifehand chops The Loose Cannon.
(...3)
Hydro uses a closed fist on The Loose Cannon.
(....4)
The Loose Cannon nails Hydro with a belly-to-back suplex.
Hydro is back on his feet.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
The Loose Cannon gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Hydro comes over and smashes The Loose Cannon's head into it.
Hydro makes the tag to Blaze.
Blaze with a jumping DDT on The Loose Cannon.
Blaze climbs to his feet.
The Loose Cannon gets up.
Blaze hits The Loose Cannon with an inverted atomic drop.
Blaze chants start.
The Loose Cannon gets hit with the shooting star press from Blaze.
Jesus Avamunch counts the pin.
...1 ...2
The Loose Cannon escapes.
The Loose Cannon gets back to his feet.
The Loose Cannon gets locked into the headscissors submission by Blaze.
Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... ... (AHHHH!) ... The Loose Cannon trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) Blaze breaks the hold.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - I wish every match could be like this!

[The Loose Cannon is nailed with a waistlock suplex from Blaze.
Blaze chants start.
Blaze executes the sleeperhold on The Loose Cannon.
Referee Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... The Loose Cannon is fighting the hold. ... Blaze breaks the hold.
The Loose Cannon stands up.
The Loose Cannon hits him with a back fist.
]

The Charter - Blaze takes a back fist.

[Blaze tags in Hydro.
Hydro executes the jumping sidekick on The Loose Cannon.
The Loose Cannon is up again.
Hydro makes the tag to Blaze.
Blaze hits The Loose Cannon with the back of his elbow.
Hydro picks up The Loose Cannon and executes the cradle DDT.
Blaze hits him with a back fist.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Come on ref! Do something!! The Loose Cannon is being double teamed!

[Blaze executes a swinging bulldog on The Loose Cannon driving The Loose Cannon's face into the mat.
The Loose Cannon climbs to his feet.
The Loose Cannon hits Blaze with a heart punch.
Mike Lindsay tagged in by The Loose Cannon.
Blaze executes the guillotine choke on Mike Lindsay.
Blaze gets back to his feet.
Mike Lindsay moves back to his feet.
Mike Lindsay hits Blaze with a slingshot bodyblock.
Mike Lindsay gets up.
Mike Lindsay sends Blaze to ringside.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Blaze could use some help about now.

[Mike Lindsay climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Blaze.
Mike Lindsay sucks chants start in the crowd.
Mike Lindsay gets back to his feet.
Now Blaze standing.
(..2)
Mike Lindsay throws a chair at Blaze.
Blaze places Mike Lindsay on the turnbuckle and executes the belly-to-back superplex.
Blaze chants start.
Blaze stands up.
(...3)
Mike Lindsay stands up.
(....4)
Mike Lindsay kicks Blaze in the head.
(.....5)
Mike Lindsay and Blaze move back into the ring.
Mike Lindsay executes a corkscrew legdrop on Blaze.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Mike Lindsay executes a corkscrew legdrop.

[Mike Lindsay knees Blaze and rolls back to his feet.
Blaze brings in Hydro for Hydro/Blaze.
Hydro takes Mike Lindsay down with a knee.
Hydro executes a headlock takedown.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Mike Lindsay is being double teamed!

[Hydro rakes the face of Mike Lindsay in attempt to make a come back.
Hydro gets taken down with an armdrag takedown.
Hydro stands up.
Mike Lindsay brings in The Loose Cannon for The Kliq.
Hydro chops The Loose Cannon.
The Loose Cannon chops Hydro.
The Loose Cannon brings in Mike Lindsay for The Kliq.
Mike Lindsay gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Mike Lindsay is up again.
The Loose Cannon tagged in by Mike Lindsay.
Mike Lindsay places Hydro on the turnbuckle and executes the double underhook superplex.
Mike Lindsay executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Hydro.
Hydro nails Mike Lindsay with a belly-to-back suplex.
Hydro climbs to his feet.
The Loose Cannon tags in Mike Lindsay.
Hydro hits Mike Lindsay with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Now Hydro standing.
Mike Lindsay is up again.
Hydro get whipped into the corner and Mike Lindsay follows himin with an avalanche.
Mike Lindsay sucks chants start in the crowd.
Mike Lindsay executes the sleeperhold on Hydro.
Referee Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... ... Hydro escapes.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - We almost had a winner.

Big Baggy Jelly - What an outstanding match!

[Hydro knocks Mike Lindsay into Jesus Avamunch taking out the referee.
Hydro knocks Mike Lindsay out with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam.
Mike Lindsay is up again.
Hydro nails Mike Lindsay with a belly-to-back suplex.
Hydro moves back to his feet.
Mike Lindsay moves back to his feet.

Vinny Chompways and FonzBonz run down to the ring.
Vinny Chompways grabs Hydro and hits the Chomp-romp on Hydro.
FonzBonz hits the Fonx-Bonx on Blaze.
Jesus Avamunch calls for the bell.

The Charter - The Tag Team Champions are laying a beating to Hydro and Blaze here tonight.

The Kliq clears out of the ring and heads to the back.

Vinny Chompways grabs a mic.

Vinny Chompways - Worlds Greatest Tag Team, you arse munchers probably couldnt even beat Joey Deacon and his homosexual brother. But, we'll give you a chance, if one of you can beat olf FonzBonz here one on one at Wheel of Misfortune, then you can have a shot at The Worlds Greatest Tag Team, Simply Bollocks!

Chompways throws the mic down and leaves the ring with FonzBonz as Hydro and Blaze start to pick themselves up.

The Charter - Well eventhough they got a beating from the champs, They'll get a shot if one of them, apparenlty of there own choosing, can beat FonzBonz one on one at Wheel of Misfortune.

Big Baggy Jelly - Good opportunity for them to prove themselves and get a Tag Team Championship match.

The Charter - Right O! well its time for the United States Championship Battle Royal.

United States Championship Battle Royal.

Participants -
"The Professional" Michael Blade,Rude Girl,"The Elite" Jay Cee,JC Bailey,Talon Frost,Tyson Conwell,Angel Devyne, The Redneck Rage,Matt Sting, Hydro,Blaze,The Loose Cannon, Black Midget Deacon, The Charter, Pyro, "Playboy" Johnny Davis.

Winner and New United States Champion: Playboy Johnny Davis.

Playboy Johnny Davis defeats Talon Frost to win Vacante U.S. Title.

Playboy Johnny Davis celebrates with the U.S. Title in the ring and heads towards the back.

The Charter - The TWC newcomer "Playboy" Johnny Davis has walked away with the U.S. Title, and winning it over Talon Frost in the end, who had some strong words for Johnny Davis earlier this week.

Big Baggy Jelly - I think we know who will be gunning for the first Title shot at Johnny Davis.

"Still the Greatest" by L-Burna blasts throughout the arena and Thug Life casually makes his way down to the ring.

Big Baggy Jelly - And here comes the #1 contender Thug Life.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - What does he want?

The Charter - I think this is the moment TWC fans have been waiting for, it's time to find out when, where, and what our next World Title match is going to be!

Thug Life gets a microphone from ringside and slides into the ring under the bottom rope. He stands up and begins to speak.

Thug Life - Last week while enroute to defeating World Champion Vinny Chompways and his partner FonzBonz in a handicap match, I was brutally and unrelentlessly attacked by Jade Shocker, who had no business being present. This injury has sidelined me for the past week. Jade you've got a lot of balls coming down to the ring and doing that to me. It seems like you saw the real threat such a great wrestler as me can pose to someone like you. Nevertheless, I won the match and retained my #1 contendership status. Also, I gained the rights to name when and where our title match will happen as well as what the stipulations will be.

That is why I appear before you now. This match between us will take place at the Wheel of Misfortune ppv next week. But since that punk obviously thinks he deserves to be in the mix and since I'm jumping at the chance to punish him for what he did to me, Jade Shocker will be added to this match! The stipulations I want to set are that it will be a last man standing match. The winner will not be the first one to knock out an opponent, but rather the last wrestler still standing while both his opponents are unconcious. So to reiterate, the main event at TWC Wheel of Misfortune will be a Triple Threat Last Man Standing match for the TWC Worldwide Title between Me, Jade Shocker, and champion Vinny Chompways.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Thug Life is the sole #1 contender, why should the champ be forced to defend his title against two opponents?

The Charter - Because Thug Life won the right to name stipulations by winning that handicap match last week, that's why! What a great main event seems to be in store for us at the upcoming ppv! But now let's move on to the very exciting main event tonight at Stateside!

[FonzBonz executes the sleeperhold on Jade Shocker.
Jesus Avamunch asks Jade Shocker if he quits.
... FonzBonz tightens the hold. ... Jade Shocker is fighting the hold. Jade Shocker escapes.
FonzBonz knee drops Jade Shocker.
Jade Shocker stands up.
Jade Shocker executes a swinging neckbreaker on FonzBonz.
FonzBonz moves back to his feet.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - The World Wrestling Federation is the number on wrestling program on television.

[FonzBonz trys for a spinning neck-breaker but Jade Shocker avoids it.
FonzBonz grabs Jade Shocker's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar.
Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... Jade Shocker is fighting the hold. ... FonzBonz tightens the hold. Jade Shocker escapes.
FonzBonz sends Jade Shocker to ringside.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
]

Big Baggy Jelly - The floor is covered with blood from that injury.

[FonzBonz trys for a inveted power bomb but is not strong enough to lift Jade Shocker.
(..2)
FonzBonz with a jumping DDT on Jade Shocker.
Jade Shocker gets back to his feet.
They fight into the aisle.
(...3)
Jade Shocker trys for a stomachbreaker but FonzBonz avoids it.
(....4)
Jade Shocker chokes FonzBonz with a microphone cable.
FonzBonz goes for a swinging DDT but Jade Shocker dodges the attack.
(.....5)
(......6)
FonzBonz and Jade Shocker move back to ringside.
FonzBonz takes Jade Shocker into the ring.
FonzBonz rakes his fingers across Jade Shocker's back.
Jade Shocker hits FonzBonz with the back of his elbow.
Jade Shocker bounces FonzBonz off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Jade Shocker applies an arm wrench to FonzBonz.
]

The Charter - FonzBonz takes a arm wrench.

[Jade Shocker fist drops FonzBonz on the mat.
Jade Shocker is up again.
Jade Shocker grabs FonzBonz and applies an arm wrench.
Jade Shocker fist drops FonzBonz on the mat.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - FonzBonz takes a fist drop.

[Jade Shocker stands up.
Jade Shocker measures FonzBonz up and drops a closed fist.
Jade Shocker gets back to his feet.
FonzBonz gets back to his feet.
Jade Shocker with a headscissors takeover on FonzBonz.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Jade Shocker with a headscissors takeover.

[Jade Shocker gets up.
FonzBonz gets back to his feet.
Jade Shocker sends FonzBonz to ringside.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
FonzBonz trys for a fireman's carry into flapjack but is not strong enough to lift Jade Shocker.
(..2)
]

The Charter - This is quality sports entertainment!

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Wrestling Damnit!

[FonzBonz hits the floor.
They head back into the ring.
FonzBonz is back on his feet.
FonzBonz executes the jumping sidekick on Jade Shocker.
Jade Shocker hits a running forearm smash on FonzBonz's face.
FonzBonz gets up.
Jade Shocker with a high crossbody on FonzBonz.
Jade Shocker sucks chants start in the crowd.
Jade Shocker hits a frog splash on FonzBonz.
Jade Shocker sucks chants start in the crowd.
Jade Shocker is back on his feet.
FonzBonz climbs to his feet.
Jade Shocker punches FonzBonz in the head.
Jade Shocker executes the The Lightning Strike on FonzBonz!
Jade Shocker pins FonzBonz with a rolling cradle.
Jesus Avamunch counts the pin.
...1 ...2 ...3


Steve Baley - The winner of this match, Jade Shocker!!!

Well after the count ends Jade Shocker is still in the ring beating FonzBonz senselessly. "Authority Confrontation" by Selfish Cunt plays and Vinny Chompways is running down the ramp to aid his friend. But now out of nowhere Thug Life, who apparently came through the crowd, jumps over a barrier and swings an aluminum bat right at Chompways striking him in the head and causing him to go down.

Big Baggy Jelly - Oh my god, Thug Life and Vinny Chompways are now making their presence known. That main event at the ppv might be coming early!

Thug Life nows runs toward the ring gripping the baseball bat. Jade Shocker slides out of the ring as Thug Life slides in. Thug Life follows him out and proceeds to chase him around the ring, but Jade Shocker catchs a clothesline from Vinny Chompways who was waiting on the other side of the ring. Thug Life runs toward Chompways with his bat as dozens of TWC security personel swarm the three wrestlers, keeping them apart and preventing further violence as the show comes to a close.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - These intertwining feuds seem to be leading to a series of brutal attacks that have been going on for weeks!

The Charter - Good god, security must maintain order and keep these TWC superstars from killing eachother as that seems to be their goal! We'll see you all again next time at TWC Wheel of Misfortune one short week away!