The Charter - Hello and welcome to the number one wrestling show in the World, TWC Stateside! and what a show we have for you tonight as Main Event takes on former Worldwide Champion Vinny Chompways and Tyson Conwell and Big Daddy Jason Berodt of the Kliq.
Big Baggy Jelly - Should be an excellent bout and it will be the return to active competition by Big Daddy Jason Berodt, who hasnt wrestled in 2 months.
"Psychopath" by Sultans of Ping plays in the arena.
The Charter - Whoa! Hang on!
Big Baggy Jelly - Is this on your schedule?
The Charter - No this is not on my schedule.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Give me your schedule now.
The Charter - Hey! Give that back!!!
The crowd go wild as King Crasher appears from underneath the Spikertron.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - No Charter, you're right. This is not on your schedule.
The Charter - I just told you that!!!
King Crasher acknowledges the fans as he power walks down to the ring and enters it. King Crasher walks to the middle of the ring and grabs the mic.
King Crasher - OK. Well you know me. When I come down to the ring, you know business is gonna pick up. So without further ado, Big Daddy Jason Berodt, I'm calling you out!!!
The crowd erupt.
The Charter - This is unexpected folks. Crasher's just called Big Daddy out!!!
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - There's gonna be fireworks here with the history between these two!
The noise in the arena begins to die down.
The Charter - No sign of Big Daddy yet.
Big Baggy Jelly - Is he even here?
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Of course he's here Jelly you idiot. Is he here Charter?
The Charter - I'm not sure.
King Crasher looks impatient as the arena falls even quieter with anticipation.
King Crasher - Come on Berodt, you sumbitch!
The crowd begin to whistle and jeer Berodt's absence.
The Charter - Looks like Berodt has got no interest in this whatsoever.
Voodoo Chile plays in the arena and Big Daddy Jason Berodt suddenly appears from the back. Berodt looks pissed off.
Big Baggy Jelly - He's here!!! And he looks unhappy!!!
Big Daddy Jason Berodt grabs a microphone from ringside and slides into the ring.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - Crasher, get out of my ring, you don't belong here any more!
King Crasher - Whoa now hang on. I own as much of this ring as you do.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - That don't matter. You only ever come here to cause me trouble. So you can either get out now, or I'll get you out myself!
King Crasher looks round at the fans acknowledging the seriousness of the threats.
King Crasher - Whatever! I'd like nothing more right now than to go toe to toe with you and teach you a lesson for all the torment you've caused me and my family recently.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt laughs.
King Crasher - But that's personal and I'll deal with that as and when the time is right. Whether I like it or not, and whether I like you or not, we both have an interest in the welfare of this company and I've come here to address that very subject.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - There's nothing wrong with the welfare of this company Crasher now fuck off!
King Crasher - I didn't say there was anything wrong. But I know as well as any wrestling federation owner in this day and age that that is not something you can take for granted. You take your eye off the ball for one second and before you know it the lunatics are running the asylum.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - What are you going on about?
King Crasher - I realise that TWC at this present moment is in a healthier condition than it has been for a long, long time, and that is down to you Big Daddy Jason Berodt. I might not like it. The wrestlers in the back might not like it. The fans might not like it. But it's the truth.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt looks around arrogantly nodding his head smugly.
King Crasher - I ain't come out here to suck your cock about it though.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - So what the fuck are you out here for then?
King Crasher - I've come out here to help you protect your position and my business.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt looks at Crasher strangely.
King Crasher - The way I see it, you've got your hands full with these new kids on the block, what do you call them...Main Event?
Big Daddy Jason Berodt shakes his head to indicate no problem.
King Crasher - Listen Berodt, these guys have already taken the world title away from your comfort zone. That coloured chap, what's his name? Bug's Life or something, is it? Well whatever, the point is that Vinny Chompways hasn't got it and I'm sure you and me both believe it's more beneficial to the company if he has it, right?
Big Daddy Jason Berodt nods as if to say that it goes without saying.
King Crasher - Well look, I'm sorry if you don't want to hear it but I've been in the business of running this company for many years more than you, and I know a problem when I see it. If you want to address this problem, you're gonna need to address certain issues.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - Such as?
King Crasher - Such as the way in which the Chairman of the Board was elected. You know, as well as I do, that Jayse The Ace is going to take you to court, sue you, and have you up for breach of contract for the way Brilliant Brian Brisbane was elected.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - There was a legitimate vote by the ownership.
King Crasher - Legitimate!!!??? Don't make me laugh!!! You got Gladiator pissed up and bribed him into voting! Jayse The Ace will prove that beyond a shadow of a doubt here in this law crazy land called the USA. Not only will he get back in charge of the board but he will rally round Main Event and help them drive you out of power. Then TWC will be well and truly out of our control!
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - So what do you suggest Mr fucking clever?
King Crasher - We call for a revote. A legitimate one. Me, you and Gladiator. And we get Brisbane into power properly. If we get a proper vote then Jayse The Ace will have to accept the result and we have much more chance of getting Chompways back as the world champion. That way TWC will be kept in the high regard it has been for the last few months, and we'll all be better off for it! This is 100% business...think about it!!!
"Psychopath" plays and King Crasher leaves the ring leaving Big Daddy glaring at him.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - King Crasher's right. Brilliant Brian Brisbane needs to be officially voted in. It's the only way to stop Main Event from taking over!
The Charter - Well hang on a minute. Why would Jayse The Ace and Main Event running TWC be a bad thing?
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - I know my announcing career has taken off under Big Daddy, and the number on my paycheque is bigger than ever, so long may he reign!
Brisbane - Whats up, You can't be serious about going along with Crasher's plan?
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - I am, Crasher and I may not see eye to eye but I know one thing for sure about him, He hates anything to do with the ICW and Main Event was the home of all the biggest cunts in the world!
Brisbane - So your saying that I should what?
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - Have it ready and announce it before the night is up
Brisbane - What if Crasher tries to fuck us over?
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - He ain't stupid enough to fuck with us anymore, he knows what happens everytime he does.
Brisbane - Allright, I hope this all works out.
Brisbane leaves the office and Big Daddy takes a drag off his cigar and turns his back to the camera.
The Charter - Ladies and Gentlemen, I have just been handed this press release from the TWC Board of Directors, that effective of the end of tonights broadcast, TWC Chairman Brilliant Brian Brisbane Resigns his posistion.
Big Baggy Jelly - I knew Big Daddy would force him out.
The Charter - But according to Crasher, They will get him re-elected.
BIg Baggy Jelly - Time will tell.
The Charter - Right O! Now its time for the Main Event, featuring, Main Event agaisnt The Kliq and Vinny Chompways.
[Playboy Johnny Davis nails Vinny Chompways with a huge slingshot sommersault splash.
Playboy Johnny Davis gets back to his feet.
Playboy Johnny Davis makes the tag to Thug Life.
Tyson Conwell clotheslines Thug Life.
Thug Life puts Tyson Conwell on the top rope and executes a superplex.
Thug Life gets back to his feet.
Tyson Conwell is up again.
Tyson Conwell executes a headlock takedown.
Now Thug Life standing.
Thug Life takes Tyson Conwell off his feet with a short-arm clothesline
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Big Baggy Jelly - Thug Life executes a short-arm clothesline. Vote for Jelly!
[Thug Life covers Tyson Conwell hooking the leg.
Jesus Avamunch counts.
...1
Tyson Conwell escapes.
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Big Baggy Jelly - Not even close!
[Tyson Conwell stands up.
Thug Life bounces Tyson Conwell off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline.
Tyson Conwell hits Thug Life with an earringer.
Thug Life with a headbutt on Tyson Conwell.
Thug Life brings in Playboy Johnny Davis for Main Event.
Tyson Conwell chops Playboy Johnny Davis.
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Shabba "The New York Yankee" - chop!
[Tyson Conwell is nailed with a waistlock suplex from Playboy Johnny Davis.
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The Charter - Nice waistlock suplex by Playboy Johnny Davis.
Big Baggy Jelly - Quite So!
[Playboy Johnny Davis drags Tyson Conwell to the floor.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Playboy Johnny Davis throws a chair at Tyson Conwell.
Tyson Conwell climbs to his feet.
(..2)
Tyson Conwell comes from behind and bulldogs Playboy Johnny Davis.
Tyson Conwell moves back to his feet.
Playboy Johnny Davis gets up.
(...3)
Playboy Johnny Davis mule kicks Tyson Conwell.
(....4)
Playboy Johnny Davis hits Tyson Conwell with an elbowdrop.
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The Charter - Tyson Conwell takes a elbowdrop.
[Tyson Conwell gets up.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Tyson Conwell and Playboy Johnny Davis move back to ringside.
Tyson Conwell takes Playboy Johnny Davis into the ring.
Tyson Conwell hits a kneeling headbutt to Playboy Johnny Davis's groin.
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Shabba "The New York Yankee" - kneeling headbutt!
[Playboy Johnny Davis moves back to his feet.
Playboy Johnny Davis tags Thug Life.
Tyson Conwell drives a forearm into Thug Life.
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Big Baggy Jelly - Thug Life takes a forearm smash.
[Tyson Conwell knifehand chops Thug Life.
Thug Life tags Jade Shocker.
Thug Life hits Tyson Conwell with a running powerbomb on to the mat.
Thug Life executs the slingshot facebuster, slamming Tyson Conwell's face to the mat.
Thug Life uppercuts Tyson Conwell.
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Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Come on ref! Do something!! Tyson Conwell is being double teamed!
[Thug Life trys for a springboard bulldog but Tyson Conwell avoids it.
Jade Shocker tags in Playboy Johnny Davis.
Thug Life throws Tyson Conwell off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block.
Thug Life bounces Tyson Conwell off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat.
Jade Shocker piledrives Tyson Conwell.
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Steve Baley - This is just awefull! Tyson Conwell is being double teamed!
[Tyson Conwell kicks Jade Shocker on the mat.
Tyson Conwell rolls onto Jade Shocker connecting with a knee.
Jade Shocker gets back to his feet.
Tyson Conwell tags Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt punches Playboy Johnny Davis in the head.
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The Charter - Big Daddy Jason Berodt executes a punch.
[Playboy Johnny Davis brings in Jade Shocker for Main Event.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt chops Jade Shocker.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt takes Jade Shocker down with a knee.
The Charter - These two have no love lost between them!
Jade Shocker gets up.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt knocks Jade Shocker out with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt drags Jade Shocker to the floor.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Big Daddy Jason Berodt hits Jade Shocker with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt gets back to his feet.
Jade Shocker moves back to his feet.
(...3)
Jade Shocker mule kicks Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt gets up.
(....4)
Big Daddy Jason Berodt executes a swinging bulldog on Jade Shocker driving Jade Shocker's face into the floor.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt stands up.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt and Jade Shocker move back to ringside.
The Charter - Big Daddy showing some ring rust!
Big Daddy Jason Berodt and Jade Shocker move back into the ring.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt grabs Jade Shocker and applies an arm wrench.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt makes the tag to Vinny Chompways.
Vinny Chompways gets up.
Vinny Chompways hits Jade Shocker with an elbowdrop.
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Shabba "The New York Yankee" - elbowdrop!
[Vinny Chompways gets up.
Vinny Chompways makes the tag to Tyson Conwell.
Jade Shocker suplexes Tyson Conwell.
Jade Shocker wraps his legs around Tyson Conwell's neck and puts him in the figure-four sleeper.
Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... ... (AHHHH!) Tyson Conwell escapes.
Jade Shocker and Tyson Conwell go to the floor
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Tyson Conwell moves back to his feet.
(..2)
Tyson Conwell rakes his fingers across Jade Shocker's back.
Jade Shocker picks Tyson Conwell up and executes a stomachbreaker.
Jade Shocker throws Tyson Conwell off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block.
Jade Shocker sucks chants start in the crowd.
Jade Shocker takes Tyson Conwell into the ring.
Tyson Conwell grabs a chair and hits Jade Shocker in the head. ring, ring, ring! Jesus Avamunch calls for the bell. Tyson Conwell was disqualified. ]
Steve Baley - The winners of this match, Main Event!!!
Tyson Conwell continues to lay the boots to Jade Shocker, but Playboy Johnny Davis and Thug Life enter the ring and chase The Kliq out of the ring.
Thug Life and Davis help the dazed Shocker up as The Kliq and CHompways retreat up the ramp laughing at the dazed Shocker.
Vinny Chompways gives Main Event a one fingued salute as the show fades to black