Pryos go off in the arena as TWC Stateside is Live in Denver Colorado!
The Charter - Welcome to Stateside, and tonight we have a great main event with Vinny Chompways vs Thug Life for the Worldwide Title, and also, what will King Crasher have in store tonight?
"Psychopath" by Sultans of Ping plays in the arena.
Big Baggy Jelly - I think your about to find out!
The Charter - Something tells me tonight is gonna be one of the biggest nights
in TWC's 15 year history guys.
King Crasher appears from backstage to a mixed response from the fans.
King Crasher doesn't really react to the fans but power walks down to the ring
nonetheless.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - I'm well excited. I really wanna know
what's gonna happen next!
Big Baggy Jelly - The same.
King Crasher grabs a mic and goes to the middle of the ring.
King Crasher - OK calm down everyone. I know it certainly is a big thing
when the owners of the company are about and I know there's a lot of
anticipation about The Gladiator making his long awaited return to TWC.
You don't know what to expect. Ladies and gentlemen, I do not know what to
expect either. I've had a lot of differences with The Gladiator, however
I'm prepared to be the bigger man tonight and not be confrontational with him.
The only thing I do know is that he is, as I am, very keen to get Brilliant
Brian Brisbane officially elected as chairman of the board to stop Jayse The Ace
taking this company in the wrong direction, which sadly he's got a bad habit of
doing.
King Crasher - Now, if you'll allow me to digress, I just want to show you some
footage. Please avert your attention to the Spikertron...
* * * Stateside - 27th November 2005 * * *
The show comes back from commercial to a shot of the Spikertron with Big
Daddy Jason Berodt appearing on screen to the boos of the crowd.
Big Daddy - Well, a great reaction from a bunch of ungrateful limp
risted homosexuals. After I bring TWC here for you enjoyment, and my finiancial
betterment, you boo me. But the only reason I'm talking to you from my office
right now, other than that you people stink on ice and I couldnt bear to bring
myself out ringside more than I have too. Harold Gitt, you sit out there running
your mouth about Royal Title this and how you made that belt back in 1743 and
slaggin off on the United States, I could really care less about that cause i'm
the boss and your not, but when you run your mouth about beating my ass and
wanting to have my son beaten up too, that's where I gotta draw the line, so
watch your back old man, watch your back.
The crowd boos as Big Daddy makes threats against the living legend Harold
Gitt and Asshole chants are directed at the SPikertron.
Harold Gitt - Look at that pussy, he's so affraid of what i could do
to him that he can't even say it to my face, tosser has to say over the bloody
tele.
The camera shows Harold Gitt staring at the Spikertron which still has the
face of Big Daddy looking smug as out of nowhere The Loose Cannon jumps the rail
behind the announce posistion and grabs Harold Gitt, picking him up over his
head and throwing him into the Spanish Announce table, shattering as Gitts body
goes through it.
The Charter - My God! Harold Gitt must be 80 years old at least and
The Loose Cannon has just put him through a table, Someone get some help out
here.
The Loose Cannon laughs and and begins walking to the back as Harold Gitt
lies motionless in the remains of the table.
Big Daddy - I told you to watch your back old man.
Big Daddy laughs as the Spikertron turns off and medics rush to the ringside
and attend to Harold Gitt, loading him onto a stretcher and wheeling him to the
back.
* * * footage ends * * *
King Crasher - Yeah, you saw that right everyone. Big Daddy Jason Berodt
ordered his brother to just about kill a man in his eighties. Not just any
old man though, but my grandfather. And this is not the only time he's
done this either. So I see everyone out there asking why I would try and
side with him after all that.
King Crasher - Well this whole thing is not about me and Big Daddy. This
is about TWC. TWC is my life, and I have no choice but to accept that TWC
is as much a part of Big Daddy Jason Berodt's life as it is mine. Big
Daddy has got so much more business acumen than Jayse The Ace, and if I care
about TWC, I have to recognise that. That is why we have to vote Brilliant
Brian Brisbane in as chairman, because it's good for TWC to have Big Daddy Jason
Berodt in control, absolutely regardless of my personal feelings towards the
bastard.
King Crasher - Big Daddy Jason Berodt recognises that Vinny Chompways is, and
always has been, a cutting edge wrestler with cutting edge thoughts, attitudes
and actions. He may not be politically correct, but he gets bums on seats,
and he gets TV's switched on. People want to see what he's gonna say and
do next, and that is why, he should be given the opportunity to win back the TWC
Worldwide Championship, and myself, Big Daddy Jason Berodt and The Gladiator all
feel the same way.
King Crasher - I am only the owner of 20% of this company...that is a fifth of
TWC only. That's not a lot. I'm afraid that I have to work with my
fellow co-owners Big Daddy and Gladiator to get things done, regardless of how I
feel about either of them. I don't have to justify myself to any of you
fans, or any of the wrestlers in the back, but today I have done that out of
choice and respect. Everything I do here tonight will be purely for
business reasons.
King Crasher drops the mic and leaves the ring.
Big Baggy Jelly - Well, I think we've all learned... Oi, Shabba, wake up!!!
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - What? I am asleep!!!...I mean
awake!!!....what time is it?
The Charter - Well all three part owners are gonna be here tonight, and I can't
wait to see if anything happens.
Commentary Team Change
Swisha vs. Kevin Konik (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 255 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, Swisha!!! (crowd cheers ****)
["Da Blow" by Lil John and the Eastside Boys
]
Steve Baley - and his opponent, weighing in at 185 pounds, from Portland, Oregon, Kevin Konik!!! (crowd cheers *********)
["Stricken" - by Disturbed
Kevin Konik gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Swisha.
Swisha gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Kevin Konik.
(ding, ding, ding) Swisha with an Aztecan suplex on Kevin Konik sends him to the mat.
Swisha is back on his feet.
Kevin Konik stands up.
Swisha gets taken down with an armdrag takedown.
Kevin Konik measures Swisha up and drops a closed fist.
Swisha stands up.
Kevin Konik pins Swisha against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm.
Swisha trys for a spinebuster bomb but Kevin Konik avoids it.
Swisha and Kevin Konik go to the floor
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Swisha executes the airplane spin and throws Kevin Konik onto the floor.
(..2)
(...3)
Swisha puts Kevin Konik in an arm grapevine submission.
Kevin Konik moves back to his feet.
(....4)
Kevin Konik punches Swisha in the gut.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Kevin Konik and Swisha move back to ringside.
Kevin Konik and Swisha move back into the ring.
Kevin Konik hits a koppo kick on Swisha.
Swisha is up again.
Swisha bites Kevin Konik's arm out of desparation.
Swisha executes a swinging bulldog on Kevin Konik driving Kevin Konik's face into the mat.
Swisha moves back to his feet.
Swisha covers Kevin Konik hooking the leg.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1 ...2
Kevin Konik escapes.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Kevin Konik.
[Kevin Konik stands up.
Kevin Konik picks Swisha up and side slams him to the mat.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Nice side slam by Kevin Konik.
[Swisha is locked in the elbow submission by Kevin Konik.
Referee Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... Swisha trys to escape. ... ... Kevin Konik breaks the hold.
Kevin Konik executes a neck-breaker on Swisha.
]
The Charter - If Kevin Konik keeps using moves like that spinning neck-breaker he could win the match!
[Kevin Konik drags Swisha to the floor.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Swisha gets up.
(..2)
Swisha uses a lariat on Kevin Konik.
Kevin Konik moves back to his feet.
(...3)
Kevin Konik mule kicks Swisha.
(....4)
Kevin Konik gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Swisha and Kevin Konik move back to ringside.
Swisha takes Kevin Konik into the ring.
Swisha fist drops Kevin Konik on the mat.
]
The Charter - Kevin Konik takes a fist drop.
[Kevin Konik is back on his feet.
Kevin Konik gives Swisha the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat.
Kevin Konik chants start.
Now Kevin Konik standing.
Swisha gets hit with the shooting star press from Kevin Konik.
Jesus Avamunch counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Swisha escapes.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - We almost had a winner.
[Swisha moves back to his feet.
Swisha gets elbowed to his midsection by Swisha.
Kevin Konik chants start.
Kevin Konik delivers a kick to the head of Swisha.
Swisha hits Kevin Konik with the crotch slam.
Kevin Konik gets up.
Swisha hits Kevin Konik with the back of his elbow.
Swisha thrust kicks Kevin Konik in the head.
Swisha hits a screwdriver on Kevin Konik. Kevin Konik is pinned.
Jesus Avamunch counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
The Charter - Swisha has won the match!
Steve Baley - The winner of this match, Swisha!!!
The camera cuts to the parking lot.
A limousine pulls in.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - THAT'S HIM!!! THAT'S GLADIATOR!!! HE'S BACK!!!
The Charter - Are you sure?
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Yeah...that's definitely him! Arriving in style.
The limousine pulls up and the driver gets out and opens the door.
Out steps Thug Life, Jade Shocker and Playboy Johnny Davis.
The Charter - You idiot, Shabba.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - What?
The Charter - That's Main Event arriving at the arena, not The Gladiator.
Big Baggy Jelly - Yeah! It doesnt even look like him!
The Arsonist vs. Chris Kross (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 300 pounds, from London, England, The Arsonist!!! (crowd cheers ***********)
[The Arsonist comes to the ring. ]
Steve Baley - and his opponent, weighing in at 223 pounds, from Indianapolis, Indiana, Chris Kross!!! (crowd cheers *****)
[Motivation by T.I
The Arsonist drops Chris Kross with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
Chris Kross drops The Arsonist with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
(ring, ring, ring) Chris Kross gets tiger suplexed by The Arsonist.
The Arsonist climbs to his feet.
Now Chris Kross standing.
Chris Kross trys for a hiptoss but is unable to lift The Arsonist.
Chris Kross applies the clawhold on The Arsonist.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Chris Kross with a clawhold.
[The Arsonist legsweeps Chris Kross.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Chris Kross takes a legsweep.
[The Arsonist covers Chris Kross.
Jesus Avamunch counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Chris Kross escapes.
]
The Charter - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[Chris Kross climbs to his feet.
Chris Kross trys for a double underhook backbreaker but is not strong enough to lift The Arsonist.
Chris Kross does a cartwheel and kicks The Arsonist in the face.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - The Arsonist takes a cartwheel kick.
[The Arsonist bounces Chris Kross off the ropes and clotheslines him.
The Arsonist knees Chris Kross and rolls back to his feet.
Chris Kross stands up.
Chris Kross hits a running forearm smash on The Arsonist's face.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - The Arsonist takes a running forearm smash.
The Charter - The Arsonist could use some help about now.
[Chris Kross trys for a piledriver but is not strong enough to lift The Arsonist.
Chris Kross wraps his legs around The Arsonist's neck and puts him in the figure-four sleeper.
Referee Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... The Arsonist trys to escape. ... The Arsonist is fighting the hold. ... Chris Kross breaks the hold.
Chris Kross sends The Arsonist to ringside.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Chris Kross throws a chair at The Arsonist.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - What an outstanding match!
[Chris Kross climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on The Arsonist.
Chris Kross gets back to his feet.
(..2)
Chris Kross cuts The Arsonist with a blade.
The Arsonist is bleeding as a result.
(...3)
Chris Kross stomps The Arsonist's head.
]
The Charter - stomp!
[The Arsonist gets up.
(....4)
Chris Kross pulls The Arsonist's hair.
(.....5)
The Arsonist takes Chris Kross into the ring.
The Arsonist applies the clawhold on Chris Kross.
The Arsonist knifehand chops Chris Kross.
Chris Kross executes a jawbreakeron The Arsonist.
Chris Kross is back on his feet.
The Arsonist gets hit with the shooting star press from Chris Kross.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
The Arsonist escapes.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Chris Kross should have known better than to try for a shooting star press at this point in the match.
[The Arsonist climbs to his feet.
The Arsonist slaps the face of Chris Kross.
The Arsonist mule kicks Chris Kross.
Chris Kross is back on his feet.
The Arsonist with a huge fisherman buster on Chris Kross.
The Arsonist climbs to his feet.
Now Chris Kross standing.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - My God!! What a match!
[The Arsonist pokes Chris Kross in the eye with his thumb.
The Arsonist hits a jumping elbow hrust on Chris Kross.
The Arsonist fist drops Chris Kross on the mat.
The Arsonist hits Chris Kross with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Chris Kross throws The Arsonist off the ropes, rolls on the ground, comes back up and delivers a clothesline.
Chris Kross chants start.
]
The Charter - That rolling clothesline was very good.
[Chris Kross and The Arsonist go to the floor
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Chris Kross can't get a pin at ringside.
[Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Chris Kross trys for a cradle suplex but is not strong enough to lift The Arsonist.
They fight into the aisle.
(..2)
The Arsonist hits a dragon suplex on Chris Kross.
The Arsonist chants start.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - If The Arsonist keeps using moves like that dragon suplex he could win the match!
[Now The Arsonist standing.
Chris Kross climbs to his feet.
(...3)
The Arsonist hits him with a back fist.
The Arsonist hits Chris Kross with a single arm DDT.
The Arsonist and Chris Kross move back to ringside.
The Arsonist takes Chris Kross into the ring.
The Arsonist picks Chris Kross up and side suplexes him to the mat.
The Arsonist chants start.
Now The Arsonist standing.
The Arsonist stomps Chris Kross's head.
Chris Kross moves back to his feet.
The Arsonist gorrilla presses Chris Kross.
The Arsonist rolls him up with a backflip cradle.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
The Charter - The Arsonist has won the match!
Steve Baley - The winner of this match, The Arsonist!!!
The camera cuts to an outside shot to the main route leading up to the Pepsi Arena.
A man on a bicycle comes speeding along, his face not recognisable as he's still too distant.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - IT'S HIM!!! IT'S THE GLADIATOR!!! THIS IS DEFINITELY HIM!!!
The Charter - What???!!!
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - You thought he was coming by limo, and he's not!!! He's coming by BMX bike!!!
As the man on the bicycle comes into view it's obviously Vinny Chompways.
The Charter - Shabba, you really are an idiot.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Yeah, well it looked like him.
The Charter - Chompways is half the size of The Gladiator!
Vinny Chompways notices the camera and attempts to do a skid.
Chompways loses control of his BMX and falls on the floor.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Pwahahahaha!!! I love it!!!
Vinny Chompways gets up and limps to the arena holding the top of his left leg.
The Charter - Chompways has hurt himself there...do you think he'll be alright for his Worldwide title match?
Big Baggy Jelly - Yeah, you don't worry about like that.
Triple H vs. Dark Angel (TWC Dream Championship) gimmick (Standard Match)
Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match for the TWC Dream Championship title. On her way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 130 pounds, from Longview, Texas, Dark Angel!!! (crowd cheers ***)
[Dark Angel comes to the ring. ]
Steve Baley - and his opponent, weighing in at 270 pounds, from Greewich, COnnecticut, Triple H!!! (crowd cheers **)
["The Game" by Motorhead plays
Dark Angel places Triple H on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
Triple H executes a pumphandle suplex on Dark Angel.
(the bell rings) Dark Angel uppercuts Triple H.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Dark Angel executes a uppercut.
[Triple H kicks Dark Angel in the groin.
]
The Charter - Dark Angel takes a kick to the groin.
[Triple H hits him with a back fist.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Dark Angel takes a back fist.
[Triple H hits Dark Angel with an earringer.
Dark Angel trys for a crotch slam but is not strong enough to lift Triple H.
Triple H get whipped into the corner and Dark Angel follows himin with an avalanche.
Dark Angel and Triple H go to the floor
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Dark Angel swings a Steel chair and hits Triple H.
Triple H is bleeding as a result.
Dark Angel trys for a spine buster but Triple H avoids it.
They fight into the aisle.
(..2)
(...3)
Dark Angel neck snaps Triple H.
(....4)
Triple H pokes Dark Angel in the eye with his thumb.
]
The Charter - Triple H executes a thumb to the eye.
[(.....5)
Dark Angel and Triple H move back to ringside.
They fight into the aisle.
Dark Angel and Triple H move back to ringside.
Dark Angel and Triple H move back into the ring.
Triple H gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Dark Angel comes over and smashes Triple H's head into it.
Dark Angel with a high crossbody on Triple H.
Dark Angel gets up.
Dark Angel measures Triple H up and drops a closed fist.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Triple H takes a fist drop.
[Dark Angel grabs Triple H and applies an arm wrench.
Dark Angel measures Triple H up and drops a closed fist.
Dark Angel gets back to his feet.
Dark Angel applies an arm wrench to Triple H.
Dark Angel grabs Triple H and applies an arm wrench.
]
The Charter - Dark Angel with a arm wrench.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Triple H is being beaten by a woman, fucking pathetic
[Triple H stands up.
Triple H executes a spinning DDT, planting Dark Angel's head in the mat.
Triple H is up again.
Triple H grabs Dark Angel's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar.
Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... ... Dark Angel trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) Triple H breaks the hold.
Dark Angel pins Triple H against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm.
Dark Angel gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Triple H.
Dark Angel is up again.
Dark Angel gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Now Dark Angel standing.
Dark Angel trys for a gutbuster but is unable to lift Triple H.
Dark Angel pulls Triple H's hair.
Triple H tackles Dark Angel to the mat.
Triple H is up again.
Triple H hits Dark Angel with an elbowdrop.
Triple H gets up.
Triple H covers Dark Angel hooking the leg.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Dark Angel escapes.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Triple H should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.
[Dark Angel is up again.
Triple H legsweeps Dark Angel.
Dark Angel trys for a tilt-a-whirl suplex but is not strong enough to lift Triple H.
Dark Angel double underhook faceslams Triple H hard to the Triple H.
Dark Angel measures Triple H up and drops a closed fist.
Dark Angel stands up.
Dark Angel fist drops Triple H on the mat.
Dark Angel is back on his feet.
Dark Angel applies an arm wrench to Triple H.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - arm wrench!
[Dark Angel goes for a pin.
The ref starts the count.
...1
Triple H kicks out.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Dark Angel should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[Triple H stands up.
Dark Angel uses a snap mare takeover on Triple H.
Dark Angel grabs Triple H and applies an arm wrench.
Dark Angel measures Triple H up and drops a closed fist.
Dark Angel gets up.
Dark Angel measures Triple H up and drops a closed fist.
Dark Angel moves back to his feet.
Triple H moves back to his feet.
Dark Angel hits him with a back fist.
]
The Charter - Dark Angel executes a back fist.
[Triple H picks up Dark Angel and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Dark Angel moves back to his feet.
Triple H superkicks Dark Angel.
Triple H knee drops Dark Angel.
Triple H moves back to his feet.
They lockup. Dark Angel sends Triple H to the corner of the ring.
Dark Angel trys for a backdrop driver but is unable to lift Triple H.
Dark Angel executes the Supper DDT on Triple H!
Dark Angel catches Triple H in a backslide and goes for the pin.
Jesus Avamunch counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - We've got ourselves a winner!
Steve Baley - The winner of this match, and still TWC Dream Championship champion, Dark Angel!!!
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Ha, Big Bad ass Triple H got beat by a woman, again, what a dickless wonder he is!
Able vs. Blaze (TWC British Championship) gimmick (Standard Match)
Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match for the TWC British Championship title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 204 pounds, from Paterson, New Jersey he holds the TWC British Championship title belt, Blaze!!! (crowd cheers *********)
[Blaze comes to the ring. ]
Steve Baley - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Able!!! (crowd cheers **)
[Able walks to the ring. Jesus Avamunch is the referee for this contest. Blaze executes a pumphandle suplex on Able.
Blaze gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Able.
(the bell rings) Blaze delivers a kick to the head of Able.
Able gets hit with the shooting star press from Blaze.
The ref starts the count.
...1
Able escapes.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Blaze should have known better than to try for a shooting star press at this point in the match.
[Blaze executes a jawbreakeron Able.
Now Blaze standing.
Able gets back to his feet.
Able picks up Blaze and executes the cradle DDT.
Able stands up.
Blaze moves back to his feet.
Able puts the chicken wing on Blaze.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... Able breaks the hold.
Able drags Blaze to the floor.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
]
The Charter - Able is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[(..2)
Blaze gets hit with a dragon scerw from Able.
Now Able standing.
Blaze stands up.
(...3)
Blaze knifehand chops Able.
(....4)
Able chops Blaze.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Able with a chop.
[(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Blaze slaps Able.
]
The Charter - slap!
[Blaze rakes his fingers across Able's back.
Blaze uses a snap mare takeover on Able.
Blaze with spinning headscissors on Able send him hard to the mat.
Blaze moves back to his feet.
Blaze drags Able to the floor.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Able is much safer at ringside. Blaze can't get a pin there.
[Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
]
The Charter - I wish every match could be like this!
[(..2)
Able hits a spinning leg lariat on Blaze sending him to the floor.
Blaze is back on his feet.
(...3)
Able gets hit with a back heel kick.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Blaze with a back heel kick.
[Able gets up.
(....4)
Blaze gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Blaze gets back to his feet.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Blaze and Able move back to ringside.
They head back into the ring.
Blaze nails Able with a belly-to-back suplex.
Blaze moves back to his feet.
Able gets back to his feet.
Able gets tiger suplexed by Blaze.
Blaze gets back to his feet.
Able gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Blaze.
Able gets hit with the shooting star press from Blaze.
Jesus Avamunch counts.
...1
Able kicks out.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Not even close!
[Blaze hits Able with a heart punch.
Able is back on his feet.
Able springboard DDT's Blaze onto the mat!
Able climbs to his feet.
Able climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Blaze.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - This is how wrestling should be!
[Able knifehand chops Blaze.
Able chants start.
Able picks up Blaze and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
They lockup. Blaze sends Able to the corner of the ring.
Blaze picks up Able and delivers a bone crunching shoulderbreaker.
Blaze executes the Supper DDT on Able!
Able gets hit with the shooting star press from Blaze.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
The Charter - Blaze has won the match!
Steve Baley - The winner of this match, and still TWC British Championship champion, Blaze!!!
The Charter - Excellent bout by both men their, wait a minute, I'm getting word someone else is arriving backstage, perhaps it's Gladiator finally!
Backstage a long black limo is shown arriving, the limo comes to a stop and out steps Big Daddy Jason Berodt and his entourage.
The Charter - Well then, no Gladiator yet but we know that Big Daddy is here as well, god only knows what the hell is gonna happen tonight.
Tyson Conwell vs. Playboy Johnny Davis (TWC United States Championship) gimmick (Standard Match)
Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match for the TWC United States Championship title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds, he holds the TWC United States Championship title belt, Playboy Johnny Davis!!! (crowd cheers ******)
[Playboy Johnny Davis comes to the ring. ]
Steve Baley - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Tyson Conwell!!! (crowd cheers ***)
[Tyson Conwell walks to the ring. Jesus Avamunch is the referee for this contest. Playboy Johnny Davis executes a pumphandle suplex on Tyson Conwell.
Tyson Conwell walks around the ring.
(the bell rings) Playboy Johnny Davis tackles and begins punching Tyson Conwell.
Tyson Conwell is up again.
Playboy Johnny Davis gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Playboy Johnny Davis takes a elbowsmash.
[Tyson Conwell hits a spinning leg lariat on Playboy Johnny Davis sending him to the mat.
Playboy Johnny Davis climbs to his feet.
Playboy Johnny Davis puts Tyson Conwell in the double underhook position and gives him a doubl underhook backbreaker.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - If Playboy Johnny Davis keeps using moves like that double underhook backbreaker he could win the match!
[Tyson Conwell gets hit with the shooting star press from Playboy Johnny Davis.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1 ...2
Tyson Conwell escapes.
]
The Charter - We almost had a winner.
[Now Tyson Conwell standing.
Playboy Johnny Davis and Tyson Conwell go to the floor
]
Big Baggy Jelly - My God! Tyson Conwell could be killed! They've moved to ringside, there's weapons there!!
[Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Playboy Johnny Davis kicks Tyson Conwell in the stomach.
]
The Charter - Playboy Johnny Davis with a kick.
[(...3)
Tyson Conwell executes a headlock takedown.
Playboy Johnny Davis is back on his feet.
(....4)
Tyson Conwell comes from behind and bulldogs Playboy Johnny Davis.
Tyson Conwell stands up.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Tyson Conwell stomps Playboy Johnny Davis.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Tyson Conwell with a stomp.
[Playboy Johnny Davis gets up.
Playboy Johnny Davis gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Tyson Conwell comes over and smashes Playboy Johnny Davis's head into it.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Tyson Conwell with a headsmash into turnbuckle.
[Tyson Conwell knifehand chops Playboy Johnny Davis.
Tyson Conwell jabs Playboy Johnny Davis.
Tyson Conwell does a cartwheel and kicks Playboy Johnny Davis in the face.
Tyson Conwell rolls onto Playboy Johnny Davis connecting with a knee.
Tyson Conwell hits Playboy Johnny Davis with an elbowdrop.
Tyson Conwell is back on his feet.
Tyson Conwell get whipped into the corner and Playboy Johnny Davis follows himin with an avalanche.
Playboy Johnny Davis drags Tyson Conwell to the floor.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Playboy Johnny Davis cuts Tyson Conwell with a blade.
Tyson Conwell is bleeding as a result.
]
The Charter - ringside is covered with blood from these fighters.
[(..2)
Playboy Johnny Davis hits Tyson Conwell with a baba chop.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Tyson Conwell takes a baba chop.
[(...3)
Tyson Conwell uppercuts Playboy Johnny Davis.
(....4)
Playboy Johnny Davis kicks Tyson Conwell in the groin.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - kick to the groin!
[(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Playboy Johnny Davis and Tyson Conwell move back to ringside.
They head back into the ring.
Playboy Johnny Davis double underhook faceslams Tyson Conwell hard to the Tyson Conwell.
Tyson Conwell is back on his feet.
Tyson Conwell springboard DDT's Playboy Johnny Davis onto the mat!
Tyson Conwell climbs to his feet.
Tyson Conwell drives a forearm into the head of Playboy Johnny Davis.
Tyson Conwell hits Playboy Johnny Davis with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
Tyson Conwell puts Playboy Johnny Davis in an arm grapevine submission.
Playboy Johnny Davis moves back to his feet.
Tyson Conwell gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Playboy Johnny Davis.
Tyson Conwell chops Playboy Johnny Davis.
Tyson Conwell hits Playboy Johnny Davis with an earringer.
]
The Charter - Tyson Conwell executes a earringer.
[Tyson Conwell hits Playboy Johnny Davis with a baba chop.
Playboy Johnny Davis does a handspring and hits Tyson Conwell with a bodyblock, what a move!
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Good handspring bodyblock by Playboy Johnny Davis.
[Tyson Conwell gets hit with the shooting star press from Playboy Johnny Davis.
Jesus Avamunch counts.
...1 ...2
Tyson Conwell kicks out.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - We almost had a winner.
[Now Tyson Conwell standing.
Tyson Conwell sends Playboy Johnny Davis into Jesus Avamunch he goes down.
Tyson Conwell executes a huge gutbuster on Playboy Johnny Davis.
Tyson Conwell slingshot elbow drops Playboy Johnny Davis.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt comes to the ring.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt clotheslines Playboy Johnny Davis.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt sucks chants start in the crowd.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt punches Playboy Johnny Davis in the head.
Ordered is restored.
Jesus Avamunch gets up.
Tyson Conwell grabs a chair and hits Playboy Johnny Davis in the head. ring, ring, ring! Jesus Avamunch calls for the bell. Tyson Conwell was disqualified. ]
The Charter - Playboy Johnny Davis has won the match!
Steve Baley - The winner of this match, Playboy Johnny Davis!!!
The Charter - Davis has kept the title, but The Kliq has thrown him a beating, and now, its time for the main event, and still no sign of The Gladiator?
Vinny Chompways vs. Thug Life (TWC Worldwide Championship) gimmick (Standard Match)
Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match for the TWC Worldwide Championship title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 128 pounds, from London, England, Vinny Chompways!!! (crowd boos *******)
["Authority Confontation" - by Selfish Cunt plays as Vinny Chompways runs to the ring
]
Steve Baley - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Cincinnatti, Ohio, he is the TWC Worldwide Champion, Thug Life!!! (crowd cheers **)
["Still The Greatest" by L- Burna plays as Thug Life struts to the ring to the cheers from the fans
Vinny Chompways walks around the ring.
Jesus Avamunch checks Thug Life's boots and knee pads.
(the bell rings) Vinny Chompways knifehand chops Thug Life.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Vinny Chompways executes a knifehand chop.
[Thug Life takes Vinny Chompways down with a knee.
Thug Life grabs Vinny Chompways and applies an arm wrench.
Thug Life applies an arm wrench to Vinny Chompways.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Thug Life executes a arm wrench.
[Vinny Chompways moves back to his feet.
Thug Life gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Vinny Chompways comes over and smashes Thug Life's head into it.
Vinny Chompways bounces Thug Life off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Vinny Chompways puts Thug Life in an arm grapevine submission.
Thug Life gets up.
Vinny Chompways is speared by Thug Life.
Thug Life gets up.
Vinny Chompways stands up.
Thug Life short lariats Vinny Chompways.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - short lariat!
[Vinny Chompways gets up.
Vinny Chompways chops Thug Life.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - chop!
[Thug Life slaps Vinny Chompways.
Thug Life drives a forearm into the head of Vinny Chompways.
Vinny Chompways connects with a flying knee. Thug Life goes down.
Thug Life is back on his feet.
Thug Life legsweeps Vinny Chompways.
Vinny Chompways is up again.
Vinny Chompways trys for a gutbuster but is unable to lift Thug Life.
Thug Life executes a swinging bulldog on Vinny Chompways driving Vinny Chompways's face into the mat.
Thug Life is up again.
Vinny Chompways is back on his feet.
Vinny Chompways trys for a hotshot but is not strong enough to lift Thug Life.
Vinny Chompways executes the sleeperhold on Thug Life.
Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... Vinny Chompways tightens the hold. ... Thug Life is fighting the hold. ... Thug Life escapes.
Vinny Chompways and Thug Life go to the floor
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Vinny Chompways kicks Thug Life in the head.
Thug Life gets up.
(...3)
Thug Life executes the jumping sidekick on Vinny Chompways.
(....4)
Vinny Chompways executes a headlock takedown.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Thug Life punches Vinny Chompways in the gut.
Thug Life uppercuts Vinny Chompways.
Vinny Chompways forearm smashes Thug Life.
Thug Life gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Vinny Chompways uppercuts Thug Life.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - uppercut!
[Vinny Chompways comes from behind and bulldogs Thug Life.
Vinny Chompways gets up.
Thug Life gets back to his feet.
Vinny Chompways goes for a fireman's carry into flapjack but Thug Life dodges the attack.
Indian deathlock applied by Vinny Chompways.
Referee Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... ... ... Thug Life trys to escape. Vinny Chompways breaks the hold.
Vinny Chompways rakes his fingers across Thug Life's back.
Thug Life puts Vinny Chompways on the top rope and executes a superplex.
Vinny Chompways gets up.
Vinny Chompways jabs Thug Life.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Vinny Chompways executes a jab.
[Vinny Chompways hits a spinning leg lariat on Thug Life sending him to the mat.
Vinny Chompways hits a kneeling headbutt to Thug Life's groin.
Vinny Chompways kicks Thug Life on the mat.
Vinny Chompways hits Thug Life with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Vinny Chompways with a elbowdrop.
[Thug Life gets back to his feet.
Vinny Chompways trys for a inverted atomic drop but is not strong enough to lift Thug Life.
Vinny Chompways drags Thug Life to the floor.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Vinny Chompways cuts Thug Life with a blade.
Thug Life is bleeding as a result.
(..2)
Vinny Chompways hits Thug Life with an earringer.
(...3)
Thug Life hits Vinny Chompways with a headbutt to the mid-section.
]
The Charter - Vinny Chompways takes a headbutt.
[(....4)
Thug Life pokes Vinny Chompways in the eye with his thumb.
(.....5)
Thug Life and Vinny Chompways move back into the ring.
Thug Life hits Vinny Chompways with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - rolling elbow smash!
[Vinny Chompways stands up.
Vinny Chompways hits Thug Life with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
Thug Life is up again.
Thug Life bounces Vinny Chompways off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Vinny Chompways hits Thug Life with a baba chop.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Thug Life takes a baba chop.
[Thug Life does a handspring and hits Vinny Chompways with a bodyblock, what a move!
]
The Charter - That handspring bodyblock was very good.
[Thug Life stands up.
Vinny Chompways nails Thug Life with a springboard dropkick.
Vinny Chompways puts a knee to Thug Life's back and pulls hims arms back.
Referee Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... Vinny Chompways tightens the hold. ... Vinny Chompways tightens the hold. ... ... Thug Life is fighting the hold. Thug Life escapes.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - This is how wrestling should be!
[Vinny Chompways knees Thug Life and rolls back to his feet.
Thug Life executes a huge gutbuster on Vinny Chompways.
Thug Life covers Vinny Chompways hooking the leg.
Jesus Avamunch counts.
...1 ...2
Vinny Chompways escapes.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Not even close!
[Vinny Chompways gets back to his feet.
Thug Life tackles Vinny Chompways to the mat.
Thug Life goes for a pin.
Jesus Avamunch counts.
...1 ...2
Vinny Chompways kicks out.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Thug Life should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[Now Vinny Chompways standing.
Thug Life bounces Vinny Chompways off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat.
Vinny Chompways climbs to his feet.
Vinny Chompways gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Thug Life.
Thug Life picks up Vinny Chompways and drops him neck first on the ropes.
Thug Life chants start.
Vinny Chompways moves back to his feet.
]
The Charter - The TWC is the number on wrestling program on television.
[Thug Life pump handle slams Vinny Chompways to the mat.
Thug Life chants start.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - That pumphandle slam was very good.
[Vinny Chompways climbs to his feet.
Vinny Chompways gets knock to the ground while Thug Life locks him in the chinlock deathlock submission.
Jesus Avamunch asks Vinny Chompways if he quits.
... Thug Life tightens the hold. ... Thug Life tightens the hold. ... ... (AHHHH!) Thug Life breaks the hold.
Thug Life does a cartwheel and kicks Vinny Chompways in the face.
Thug Life covers Vinny Chompways.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1
Vinny Chompways kicks out.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Thug Life should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.
[Vinny Chompways gets up.
Vinny Chompways does a cartwheel and kicks Thug Life in the face.
Thug Life climbs to his feet.
Vinny Chompways gets hit with a back heel kick.
Vinny Chompways moves back to his feet.
Vinny Chompways hits a spinning leg lariat on Thug Life sending him to the mat.
Vinny Chompways trys for a tilt-a-whirl suplex but Thug Life avoids it.
Vinny Chompways sends Thug Life to ringside.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
]
The Charter - What an outstanding match!
[(..2)
Vinny Chompways delivers a kick to the head of Thug Life.
Thug Life stands up.
(...3)
Thug Life throws Vinny Chompways off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Thug Life with a diving shoulder block.
[(....4)
Thug Life applies the clawhold on Vinny Chompways.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Thug Life and Vinny Chompways move back to ringside.
Thug Life takes Vinny Chompways into the ring.
Thug Life tackles Vinny Chompways and pummels his head.
Thug Life applies an arm wrench to Vinny Chompways.
Vinny Chompways moves back to his feet.
Vinny Chompways goes for a cobra clutch suplex but Thug Life dodges the attack.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - This is how wrestling should be!
[Vinny Chompways hits Thug Life with a slingshot bodyblock.
Vinny Chompways drags Thug Life to the floor.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - My God! Thug Life could be killed! They've moved to ringside, there's weapons there!!
[Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - The floor is covered with blood from that injury.
[(..2)
Thug Life uses a snap mare takeover on Vinny Chompways.
(...3)
Thug Life grabs Vinny Chompways and applies an arm wrench.
(....4)
Vinny Chompways bounces Thug Life off the ropes and clotheslines him.
(.....5)
Vinny Chompways and Thug Life move back into the ring.
Vinny Chompways stomps Thug Life.
Vinny Chompways knees Thug Life and rolls back to his feet.
Thug Life climbs to his feet.
Thug Life hits Vinny Chompways with a single arm DDT.
Thug Life chants start.
Thug Life puts Vinny Chompways in the cobra clutch.
Referee Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... Vinny Chompways is fighting the hold. ... Vinny Chompways escapes.
Thug Life hits the handspring moonsault on Vinny Chompways.
Vinny Chompways is up again.
Vinny Chompways gets hit with a fisherman suplex by Thug Life.
Thug Life gets up.
Thug Life hits the handspring moonsault on Vinny Chompways.
Thug Life chants start.
Thug Life moves back to his feet.
Vinny Chompways grabs a chair.
Chompways crushes the chair over Thug Lifes head.
The Ref calls for the bell, Chompways Has been DQ'ed
]
Big Baggy Jelly - We've got ourselves a winner!
Steve Baley - The winner of this match, and still TWC Worldwide Championship champion, Thug Life!!!
The Charter - Thug Life may have won the match, but Chompways is beating the holy piss out of Thug Life right now.
Chompways continues to manhandle Thug Life with repeated chairshots until officals pull Chompways off of him.
Chompways is dragged up the aisle with a huge smile on his face, yelling slurs at Thug Life the entire way as Thug Life is helped out of the ring by several officals and carried up the aisle to the back several seconds after Chompways has been led away
The Charter - Well, we've now come to that part of the night where Big Daddy
Jason Berodt and King Crasher officially vote in Brilliant Brian Brisbane as the
chairman of the board of directors.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - But where is The Gladiator? His vote is
crucial to all this and he's not even shown up!
Voodoo Chile plays in the arena as Loose Cannon appears from behind the curtain.
Big Baggy Jelly - What's Loose Cannon doing here?
Rude Girl and Heaven appear from behind the curtain too and flank Loose Cannon
who is standing waiting for them.
They each grab one of Cannon's tree trunk size arms each and begin to walk down
to the ring.
Tyson Conwell then appears behind the trio.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - It's the entire Kliq coming out!
Big Daddy Jason Berodt and Brilliant Brian Brisbane finally come out behind the
rest of their stable and receive loud boos from the crowd.
The Charter - These people here would rather see Jayse The Ace or Sledgehammer
Simon voted in as president, but they've just got to put up with the fact that
there is too much desire from the ownership to phase out Thug Life as a dominant
force in TWC, and they need Brilliant Brian Brisbane in power to do that.
The Kliq nonchalantly get into the ring.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt takes the mic.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - Well it looks like The Gladiator probably ended up
getting pissed up and traipsed off to some whore house to dip his drunken wick a
few times, and he's obviously completely fucked off tonight's duties because of
it. But we can do this thing without him and it will still be official, so
Crasher you sumbitch, get your ass down here.
Big Daddy and Brilliant Brian Brisbane laugh together.
"Psychopath" by Sultans of Ping plays in the arena.
The fans in the arena give out a mixed reaction.
The Charter - Here he comes again, it's King Crasher, and we know he's
definitely here tonight!
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - And listen to the fans, they love him for
standing up to Big Daddy, but they know he's very pro-Vinny Chompways, and that
doesn't sit well with them at all.
King Crasher power walks down to the ring and climbs inside, completely
outnumber six to one by The Kliq.
King Crasher looks around awkwardly.
Big Daddy stands and looks down at King Crasher defiantly and smugly.
King Crasher - Right, now listen. The Gladiator has not arrived. I
know we all expecting a big return. No-one knows where he is. I
haven't heard anything. It doesn't really matter. We all know why
we're here. Let's get it done and over with as I'm not happy about
standing in the same ring as you six society cop-outs.
Tyson Conwell goes to confront King Crasher.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt holds him back.
King Crasher - OK, Charter. Get your puny little arse up into this ring as
you're going to mediate this.
The Charter gets up from his announce position and makes his way into the ring.
The Charter is wearing his trademark TWC bomber jacket, baseball cap and shades.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - What makes Charter so special that he gets to do
all this important shit?
Big Baggy Jelly - I don't remember seeing this many superstars in the ring since
the last TWC Royal Rampage!
The Charter addresses the arena.
The Charter - Ladies and gentleman, this is the official election of the
chairman of the TWC Board of Directors. The new chairman will be the one
man or woman that gets the majority of the 5 votes available. The 5 votes
will be made up from the vote of Mr Jason Berodt to my right, and the vote of Mr
Chris Chazzeller, as known as King Crasher, to my left. One vote will be
cast on behalf of the current Board of Directors who met earlier today and held
a secret ballot of which the majority winner will represent their vote.
The remaining votes will be cast by Mr Dwayne Dibbley, also known as The
Gladiator, whose vote will count double as he is a 40% owner of TWC.
Big Baggy Jelly - Shabba wake up.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Uh, what...sorry?
The Charter - I can announce that the Board of Directors voted emphatically to
have Jayse The Ace restored as their chaiman. That is one vote to Jayse
The Ace.
The crowd cheer the ever popular TWC superstar.
The Charter - Mr Berodt, I now call on you to make your official vote.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt steps forward.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - It goes without saying Charter. My vote is for
Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Big Daddy pats Brilliant Brian Brisbane on the back.
Brisbane looks around at his stablemates happily.
The Charter - So that is one vote for Jayse The Ace and one vote for Brilliant
Brian Brisbane. Mr Chazzeller, I now invite you to step forward.
King Crasher steps forward.
King Crasher - Ladies and gentlemen, my vote for the new chairman of the Board
of Directors goes to...
The crowd wait in anticipation as King Crasher pauses.
King Crasher - HAROLD GITT!!!
King Crasher grins!
The crowd cheer as Big Daddy and Brilliant Brian look shocked.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Harold Gitt!!!??? I thought he was dead.
Big Baggy Jelly - Last time we saw Crasher's grandfather was when Loose Cannon
put him through the Spanish Announce Table.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt angrily grabs The Charter's mic.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - You fucking asshole...
The Charter sums up months of TWC employee's frustrations with Berodt's regime
by defiantly pulling the microphone away from Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
The fans cheer wildly.
The Charter - Mr Berodt, we are conducting an official vote here and I will ask
you to conduct yourself correctly. Now that's one vote to Jayse The Ace,
one vote to Brilliant Brian Brisbane and one vote to Harold Gitt!!!
Big Daddy Jason Berodt grabs the microphone back, and the crowd boo and jeer as
they're really getting into this drama.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - Get out of the ring Charter, otherwise I swear I will
break your scrawny little neck!
Tyson Conwell grabs The Charter by the scruff of the neck and the seat of the
pants and propels him out of the ring.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt and King Crasher square up to one another.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt - Crasher, you might think you're clever but you're not.
Brisbane will still stand as the chairman as the vote was split and he was the
last chairman, so you've achieved nothing all because that drunken bum The
Gladiator let you down! Ha ha ha!!!
TWC's Survivamania theme plays in the arena as all heads turn to the top of the
ramp underneath the Spikertron.
The TWC's 40% owner, The Gladiator, appears at the top of the ramp pushing
Harold Gitt in a wheelchair.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - What the...?
Big Baggy Jelly - Golden oldie!!!
The Gladiator pushes Harold Gitt to the top of the ramp.
The Gladiator - Ladies and gentlemen my two votes go to one man, and therefore I
announce that the new chairman of the board of directors, with three votes and
therefore a majority of all votes...HAROLD GITT!!!
The fans cheer.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt and the rest of his stable go wild with rage.
The Gladiator hands the microphone to Harold Gitt.
Harold Gitt - The day you laid your dirty little hands on me Berodt was the day
you fucked yourself up you grubby little whippersnapper. If it weren't for
me you wouldn't have no bloody federation or wrestlers to balls up you cunt.
Now I'm gonna make your life miserable, starting tonight with my first
announcement. So without further ado, I announce the return of a stable,
and this time they are immune from you firing them Berodt you stupid little
bastard.
On cue, "Say Your Prayers" by Last Shot plays over the speakers, and Goliath
comes out to the stage. He pauses, then looks to the entrance where Dark Angel
comes out with three women who have now been introduced as Cindy Fowler, Miranda
Pierce and Jeanette Ball. The five of them make their way to the ring.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Well, isn't this an interesting sight?
Goliath coming out to face the Kliq, and he's surrounded by pussies, literally!
Big Baggy Jelly - Yeah, but if you're gonna be, I can't see a better way than
two blondes and a red-head!
As they reach the ring, Goliath climbs in and gets in front of BDJB
and Loose Cannon.
Dark Angel motions for Miranda and Jeanette to wait at ringside while she and
Cindy get in and confront Heaven and Rude Girl.
After some words between Heaven and Cindy, as well as between the Berodt
brothers and Goliath, Heaven shoves against Cindy as Rude Girl slaps Dark Angel.
Before Dark Angel can retaliate, Brilliant Brian Brisbane comes up behind her
and tosses her out of the ring, over the top rope.
He and Tyson Conwell then proceed to run off Dark Angel and the other two women,
chasing them up the ramp and backstage.
Goliath is trying his best to keep BDJB and Loose Cannon occupied and doing well
at it.
By this time, Rude Girl and Heaven are double teaming Cindy.
Heaven sets Cindy up for Judgement, but before she can make the drop, "Dead Man
Gonna Pay" plays and Heaven lets go of Cindy in surprise.
Deacon is on his way to the squared circle, and as he climbs in, Heaven backs
away just a little.
Deacon moves toward her, and BDJB, who has left Loose Cannon to fight Goliath,
tries to take advantage of the opportunity.
As he goes to attack Deacon, he gets caught in a fireman's carry. While Heaven
is watching this, Cindy kicks her in the gut and picks her up in a fireman's
carry of her own.
The Charter - No way! It looks like their both setting up for the same move,
and I bet it's the Sermon!!
As predicted, both Deacon and Cindy do the Sermon at the same time.
Deacon asks for a microphone when he gets back up.
Deacon - You two thought you were rid of me for good, didn't you? You thought
I would never want to come back to a place where I was not welcome. But because
I have friends who care, enough to want me back here, and because they want in
on what your future holds, I have four words for you: GUESS WHO'S BACK,
BITCH??!!!
The Charter - Deacon is back and Gitt is the new Chairman, oh my god I love it and im gonna say something I've wanted to say for along time, Big Daddy Jason Berodt, you can go to hell and kiss my ass.
Big Baggy Jelly - Amen, Kiss my ass Berodt, you asshole!
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Deacons back, and that old bastard is Chairman, god damn, I need a drink.
The Charter - Your right for once Shabba, break out the champange, cause the power has shifted, and that power is out of Berodts hands, thanks to The Gladiator, King Crasher, Deacon, and our old friend, and new Chairman, Harold Gitt! We're outta time, see you next week and I can't wait to start the post Big Daddy era, goodnight!
The show ends with a shot of The Gladiator, King Crasher, and Harold Gitt under the Spikertron receiving thunderous applause from the crowd for what they have accomplished!
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