The Charter - Welcome to Stateside, and what a show we have for you tonight, as The United States Champion Busby will challenge Royal Champion Vinny Chompways in tonights main event.
Big Baggy Jelly - I can't wait for that one Chart. And Also tonight, The Beast Brothers make their return to tag team action against the three man team of Fonzbonz, Brilliant Brian Brisbane, and TWC Co-Owner Big Daddy Jason Berodt. 3 on 2, something fishy there, Berodt using his power to gain an advantage.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Bullshit, Big Daddy is just evening the playing field a bit to equal up better with The Beast Brothers, or as I call them, Tons of Shit.
The Charter - Well that will be something to debate later on, but now, let's get to the ring for our opening match, Dark Angel vs Tyson Conwell for the Dream Title.
Big Baggy Jelly - WooHooo!
[Dark Angel is back on his feet.
Dark Angel hits a spinning leg lariat on Tyson Conwell sending him to the mat.
Tyson Conwell hits Dark Angel with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
Tyson Conwell puts Dark Angel in an arm grapevine submission.
Tyson Conwell covers Dark Angel hooking the leg.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1 ...2
Dark Angel kicks out.
]
The Charter - Tyson Conwell should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Is there a fucking echo in here?
[Dark Angel climbs to his feet.
Dark Angel grabs Tyson Conwell's head and DDT's him on the mat.
Dark Angel chants start.
Dark Angel measures Tyson Conwell up and drops a closed fist.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Dark Angel executes a fist drop. I wouldnt mind dropping a fist in her myself!
[Dark Angel covers Tyson Conwell.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Tyson Conwell kicks out.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Dark Angel should have known she wouldn't win the match with that.
[Tyson Conwell chops Dark Angel.
Tyson Conwell hits a spinning leg lariat on Dark Angel sending him to the mat.
Tyson Conwell hits Dark Angel with an elbowdrop.
Tyson Conwell climbs to his feet.
Dark Angel moves back to his feet.
Tyson Conwell bounces Dark Angel off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Dark Angel moves back to his feet.
Tyson Conwell gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Dark Angel.
Tyson Conwell springboard DDT's Dark Angel onto the mat!
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Shabba "The New York Yankee" - That springboard DDT was very good. Not as good as if I wouldve done it, but quite good.
[Tyson Conwell climbs to his feet.
Tyson Conwell knees Dark Angel and rolls back to his feet.
Tyson Conwell stomps Dark Angel's head.
Dark Angel is back on his feet.
Dark Angel trys for a gutbuster but is unable to lift Tyson Conwell.
Tyson Conwell executes a headlock takedown.
Dark Angel gets back to his feet.
Dark Angel trys for a bridging back suplex but is not strong enough to lift Tyson Conwell.
Dark Angel and Tyson Conwell go to the floor
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Tyson Conwell gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Dark Angel comes over and smashes Tyson Conwell's head into it.
(...3)
Dark Angel neck snaps Tyson Conwell.
(....4)
Dark Angel gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Tyson Conwell comes over and smashes Dark Angel's head into it.
(.....5)
Tyson Conwell and Dark Angel move back into the ring.
Tyson Conwell hits Dark Angel with a baba chop.
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Shabba "The New York Yankee" - baba chop!
[Dark Angel trys for a backdrop driver but is not strong enough to lift Tyson Conwell.
Dark Angel pins Tyson Conwell against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Dark Angel executes a forearm choke.
[Tyson Conwell uppercuts Dark Angel.
Dark Angel with a high crossbody on Tyson Conwell.
Dark Angel is back on his feet.
Dark Angel grabs Tyson Conwell and applies an arm wrench.
Dark Angel applies an arm wrench to Tyson Conwell.
Tyson Conwell is up again.
Tyson Conwell picks up Dark Angel and hits him with a Back Suplex.
Tyson Conwell puts a knee to Dark Angel's back and pulls hims arms back.
Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... (AHHHH!) ... ... ... Dark Angel is fighting the hold. Tyson Conwell breaks the hold.
Tyson Conwell leg drops Dark Angel.
Tyson Conwell hits Dark Angel with an elbowdrop.
Dark Angel gets up.
Tyson Conwell shoves Jesus Avamunch. ring, ring, ring! Jesus Avamunch calls for the bell. Tyson Conwell was disqualified. ]
The Charter - Dark Angel has won the match!
Steve Baley - The winner of this match, Dark Angel!!!
TWC Primetime, Live Wednesdays Nights featuring all your favorite TWC Superstars and commentary on all the action in TWC by The Charter and The Loose Cannon.
The Gladiator walks into a room carrying a Sledgehammer and reaches back and smashes a glass outline of The United States. Gladiator drops the sledgehammer and leaves the room with a message now on the screen
TWC - Now having a smashing good time in America!
The Charter - Welcome back to Stateside, and coming up next the TWC British Championship is on the line, with longtime champ Blaze taking on TWC newcomer James "The Freak" Kiefer!
[Deacon hits a spinning leg lariat on Brilliant Brian Brisbane sending him to the mat.
Deacon covers Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1
Brilliant Brian Brisbane kicks out.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Amen!
[Brilliant Brian Brisbane executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Deacon.
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Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Brilliant Brian Brisbane executes a ropeflip hiptoss. Tip Top!
[They lockup. Brilliant Brian Brisbane sends Deacon to the corner of the ring.
Goliath tagged in by Deacon.
Goliath is up again.
Goliath executes the jumping sidekick on Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
FonzBonz tagged in by Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane uses a closed fist on Goliath.
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Big Baggy Jelly - This is just awefull! Goliath is being double teamed!
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Yay!
[Goliath hits Brilliant Brian Brisbane with a baba chop.
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The Charter - Goliath with a baba chop.
[Brilliant Brian Brisbane trys for a backdrop but Goliath avoids it.
Goliath tags in Deacon.
FonzBonz clotheslines Deacon.
FonzBonz executes a jawbreakeron Deacon.
FonzBonz gets back to his feet.
FonzBonz goes for a pin.
Jesus Avamunch counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Deacon escapes.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[Deacon gets up.
Deacon slaps the face of FonzBonz.
Deacon moves back to his feet.
Goliath tagged in by Deacon.
FonzBonz is hit with a backward kick.
Goliath goes for a pin.
The ref starts the count.
...1
FonzBonz escapes.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[FonzBonz gets up.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt tagged in by FonzBonz.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt gets up.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt knifehand chops Goliath.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt tags Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
FonzBonz gouges Goliath's eyes out.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - This is just awefull! Goliath is being double teamed!
[Goliath hits FonzBonz with a heart punch.
FonzBonz gets up.
FonzBonz trys for a airplane spin toss but is not strong enough to lift Goliath.
FonzBonz sends Goliath to ringside.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Goliath executs the slingshot facebuster, slamming FonzBonz's face to the floor.
Goliath chants start.
Goliath and FonzBonz move back into the ring.
Goliath brings in Deacon for Beast Brothers.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane hits a spinning leg lariat on Deacon sending him to the mat.
Goliath tagged in by Deacon.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane slaps Goliath.
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The Charter - Brilliant Brian Brisbane executes a slap.
[Brilliant Brian Brisbane does a cartwheel and kicks Goliath in the face.
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Shabba "The New York Yankee" - cartwheel kick!
[Deacon tagged in by Goliath.
Goliath clotheslines Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
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The Charter - Come on ref! Do something!! Brilliant Brian Brisbane is being double teamed!
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Fucking cheaters!
[Brilliant Brian Brisbane punches Goliath repeatedly.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane uses a snap mare takeover on Goliath.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Brilliant Brian Brisbane executes a snap mare.
[Brilliant Brian Brisbane makes the tag to FonzBonz.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt leg drops Deacon.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt measures Deacon up and drops a closed fist.
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Big Baggy Jelly - Come on ref! Do something!! Deacon is being double teamed!
[Deacon punches Big Daddy Jason Berodt repeatedly.
Deacon hits a jumping elbow hrust on Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Deacon covers Big Daddy Jason Berodt hooking the leg.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Big Daddy Jason Berodt escapes.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Not even close! Deacon should have known he would have no chance in hell of pinning a legend like Jason Berodt.
[FonzBonz tags Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
They lockup. FonzBonz sends Deacon to the corner of the ring.
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Big Baggy Jelly - Come on ref! Do something!! Deacon is being double teamed!
[FonzBonz gets up.
Deacon picks up FonzBonz and front slams him on the mat.
]
The Charter - Nice front slam by Deacon.
[Deacon covers FonzBonz hooking the leg.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1 ...2
FonzBonz kicks out.
]
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Deacon almost won the match damnit
[Deacon hits FonzBonz with a slingshot bodyblock.
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The Charter - The TWC is the number on wrestling program on television in the Belgan Congo!
[FonzBonz climbs to his feet.
FonzBonz hits Deacon with the back of his elbow.
Running neckbreaker drop executed by Deacon takes FonzBonz down hard.
Deacon measures FonzBonz up and drops a closed fist.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane mule kicks Deacon.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane sucks chants start in the crowd.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane slingshot elbow drops Deacon.
Deacon is up again.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane executes the Leyton Leg Drop on Deacon!
Brilliant Brian Brisbane uses an inside cradle to pin Deacon.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Steve Baley - The winners of this match, and new TWC Tag Team Championship champions, Big Daddy Jason Berodt, Brilliant Brian Brisbane, and Fonzbonz!!!
Big Daddy starts to put the boots to Deacon when Crasher comes running out of the crowd and chases the Kliq up the ramp to the back.
The Charter - Crasher is out and after Big Daddy again!
Big Baggy Jelly - At least Big Daddy didnt fall down and hit his head on the steps again this week!
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Shut up Twat features.
The Charter - Well now its time for tonights Main Event, and it's gonna be a good one, let's go to Steve Baley in the ring!
The Charter - Here comes the Kliq!
Busby clears out of the ring and exits through the crowd.
Fonzbonz Helps Chompways up.
"Simply The Best" by Tina Turner plays as The Gladiator, Harold Gitt, and King Crasher emerge from under the Spikertron.
The Charter - It's I.T.!
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Who bloody cares!
I.T. gets a great reaction from the crowd. The Kliq stares down I.T. from the ring.
The Gladiator - Berodt, It's good that your out here, cause this involves you too what we have to say tonight. Theres alot wrong with the TWC right now, all these young punks, no tradition at all, just a bunch of twats.
The crowd gives Gladiator a mixed reaction. Big Daddy looks on with a confused look on his face.
The Gladiator - No respect these days, no hard work ethic like the greats of TWC like myself, King Crasher, and even you Big Daddy.
The crowd boos
The Gladiator - So that is what we are here about, to make a change. Thug Life, he's not here tonight, but he'll see this and he'll get the message. You are all that is wrong with TWC, Your a pathetic Worldwide Champion and an embarasment and we're gonna do something about it right now. As together the three of us here control 80 percent of Takeley Wrestling Championships, I offically declare the Worldwide Title vacant, stripped from Thug Life and to be put up in a tournament begining next week, so that TWC may finally have a respectable Champion again.
The crowd boo's Thug Life's losing of the Title. Big Daddy shrugs his shoulders in the ring as if he could care less.
The Charter - What the hell? No respect, Thug Life has been a great Champion, and Gladiator and the rest of I.T. just stripped him of the biggest belt in our industry.
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Tough Shit.
The Gladiator - It's time TWC returned to its roots and became respectable again. And just remember, Its our way or Fuck off!
I.T. heads into the back. The Kliq begins to leave the ring and head up the ramp to the back as well.
The Charter - Wow, what a shocking night we've had, TWC Worldwide Champion Thug Life has been stripped of his title and it will be put up in a Tournament! We'll have more info about this Wednesday on Primetime, Until then, Goodnight!