Stateside 3/5/06

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TWC Stateside March 5th, 2006

The show opens with a shot of the backstage parking area of The Cow Palace in San Francisco, California. A long black limo has pulled to a stop and all the members of the Kliq coming piling out of it and head into the arena. The last Kliq memeber to exit the limo is Big Daddy Jason Berodt, who exits the limo with a stern look on his face and carrying a steel haliburton briefcase.

Pyros go off in the arena as Stateside takes the air. The cameras zoom into the TWC Announce posistion, where Big Baggy Jelly, Shabba "The New York Yankee", and Super Ho await.

Big Baggy Jelly - Welcome to Stateside! And what a show we have for you tonight, with our main event featuring a Tag Team Title Match between Simply Bollocks and The Kliq. With me tonight at the announce posistion is Shabba "The New York Yankee" and our old friend Super Ho, who is filling in temporarily for The Charter.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Temporarliy? Big Daddy fired that little pompus twat, and more power to him. Besides, Super Ho looks and smells alot better than The Charter any day, and shes also sporting a mean camel toe today!!

Super Ho - Well Stick around Shabba, you never know what else of mine you'll be seeing as the night goes on!

Big Baggy Jelly - Well before Super Ho gets her goodies out, let's get to the ring and see our first match of the night, "Playboy" Johnny Davis against newcomer Busby!

Busby vs. Playboy Johnny Davis (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Busby!!! (crowd cheers *****)

[Busby comes to the ring. ]

Steve Baley - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, he holds the TWC United States Championship title belt, Playboy Johnny Davis!!! (crowd cheers **)

[Playboy Johnny Davis walks to the ring. Jesus Avamunch is the referee for this contest. Playboy Johnny Davis gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Busby.
Playboy Johnny Davis executes a pumphandle suplex on Busby.
(the bell rings) Busby rakes his fingers across Playboy Johnny Davis's back.
Busby spinning mule kicks Playboy Johnny Davis.
Busby rolls onto Playboy Johnny Davis connecting with a knee.
Playboy Johnny Davis is up again.
Playboy Johnny Davis with a takeover suplex on Busby.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - That takeover suplex was very good.

[Playboy Johnny Davis gets up.
Playboy Johnny Davis hits Busby with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Playboy Johnny Davis gets up.
Playboy Johnny Davis hits a jumping elbow hrust on Busby.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Busby takes a jumping elbow thrust.

[Playboy Johnny Davis grabs Busby and applies an arm wrench.
Busby stands up.
Playboy Johnny Davis does a handspring and hits Busby with a bodyblock, what a move!
Playboy Johnny Davis is back on his feet.
Playboy Johnny Davis sends Busby to ringside.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Busby stands up.
(..2)
Busby legsweeps Playboy Johnny Davis.
Playboy Johnny Davis gets back to his feet.
(...3)
Busby with an Aztecan suplex on Playboy Johnny Davis sends him to the floor.
Busby is up again.
Playboy Johnny Davis throws Busby off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block.
Playboy Johnny Davis moves back to his feet.
(....4)
Playboy Johnny Davis throws a chair at Busby.
Playboy Johnny Davis applies an arm wrench to Busby.
Busby climbs to his feet.
Playboy Johnny Davis short lariats Busby.
Playboy Johnny Davis chants start.
Busby and Playboy Johnny Davis move back into the ring.
They lockup. Busby sends Playboy Johnny Davis to the corner of the ring.
Busby chants start.
Busby executes the jumping sidekick on Playboy Johnny Davis.
Busby executes the Supper DDT on Playboy Johnny Davis!
Busby makes the cover with a roling reverse cradle.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Busby has won the match!

Steve Baley - The winner of this match, Busby!!!

Big Baggy Jelly - A very impressive debut by TWC newcomer Busby, I see nothing but great things in his future here in the TWC.

Shabba is about to make a comment about the amount of clevege shown by Super Ho when the Kliqs music begins to play in the arena.

Big Baggy Jelly - Uh-Oh, here comes the Kliq!

The Kliqs music plays in the arena but no one has appeared from the back.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Eh?

The music continues to play when all three announcers are startled as The Loose Cannon appears out of no where behind Super Ho, gazing at her cleavege and drooling.

Super Ho - Jesus Christ Roy!

The Looose Cannon just continues to stare, a ring tech grabs The Loose Cannon a chair.

Heaven vs. Rude Girl vs. Dark Angel (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Steve Baley - This match is a Handicap Match. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 130 pounds, from Longview, Texas a member of The Kliq, Heaven!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[Heaven comes to the ring. ]

Steve Baley - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 130 pounds, from Middlesex, England a member of The Kliq, Rude Girl!!! (crowd boos *******)

["We are Going Down" by Deadly Sins plays as Rude Girl makes her way to the ring
]

Steve Baley - And third, their opponent weighing in at 130 pounds, from Longview, Texas she holds the TWC Dream Championship title belt, Dark Angel!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Dark Angel walks to the ring. Jesus Avamunch is the referee for this contest. Heaven places Rude Girl on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.

Super Ho - Nothing like three sexy woman wrestling around, enough to get a woman all hot and bothered.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Nice, a knew there was a reason I liked you better than Charter.

Rude Girl places Dark Angel on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
Heaven gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Dark Angel.
(ding, ding, ding)

Heaven and Rude Girl double team on Dark Angel.
Heaven restrains Dark Angel as Rude Girl reaches back and smacks the taste out of Dark Angels mouth.
The Loose Cannon rises from the announce area and heads towards the ring.

Big Baggy Jelly- Now where's he going?

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Probably to rub one out, lord knows i could use some alone time too.

The Loose Cannon enters the ring and catches Dark Angel around the throat.
The Loose Cannon chokeslams Dark Angel.

Big Baggy Jelly - Damnit, this match was unfair enough to begin with, but with The Loose Cannon oout theres its just out of control!

Heaven and Rude Girl pummel Dark Angel down on the mat. Deacon and Goliath come running down from the back.

Big Baggy Jelly - Deacon and Goliath! looks like its time for a little payback for the Kliq!

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Fuck!

The Loose Cannon,Heaven, and Rude Girl all clear out of the ring and flee through the crowd

Deacon and Goliath help Dark Angel up and towards the back

Big Baggy Jelly - The Kliq tried to get up to their old tricks again, but Revelation will be having none of that!

Super Ho - Times have changed.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Yawn

Big Baggy Jelly - And coming up next we have a non title match pitting our Worldwide Champion Thug Life against former Chairman of the Board Brilliant Brian Brisbane, Main Event vs Kliq is next!

Thug Life vs. Brilliant Brian Brisbane (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Cincinnatti, Ohio he holds the TWC Worldwide Championship title belt, Thug Life!!! (crowd cheers ******)

["Still The Greatest" by L- Burna as the TWC Worldwide Champion makes his way to the ring to the thunderous ovation from the crowd.
]

Steve Baley - and his opponent, weighing in at 198 pounds, from Leyton, London, England a member of The Kliq, Brilliant Brian Brisbane!!! (crowd boos ***********)

["We Are Going Down" by Deadly Sins as Brisbane make his way to the ring.
Thug Life tests out the ropes.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane drops Thug Life with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
(ding, ding, ding) Thug Life tackles and begins punching Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Thug Life grabs Brilliant Brian Brisbane and applies an arm wrench.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Brilliant Brian Brisbane takes a arm wrench.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - TWC is Kliq Life!

[Thug Life grabs Brilliant Brian Brisbane and applies an arm wrench.
]

Super Ho - Thug Life with a arm wrench.

[Thug Life grabs Brilliant Brian Brisbane and applies an arm wrench.
Thug Life applies an arm wrench to Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane picks up Thug Life and front slams him on the mat.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Nice front slam by Brilliant Brian Brisbane.

Big Baggy Jelly - Brisbane is one of the greatest technical wrestlers in TWC history.

[Thug Life gets up.
Thug Life is locked in the elbow submission by Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
The referee is checking the situation.
... Brilliant Brian Brisbane tightens the hold. ... Thug Life is fighting the hold. ... Thug Life trys to escape. ... Thug Life trys to escape. Brilliant Brian Brisbane breaks the hold.
Thug Life goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex but Brilliant Brian Brisbane dodges the attack.
Thug Life punches Brilliant Brian Brisbane in the gut.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane double underhook faceslams Thug Life hard to the Thug Life.
Thug Life stands up.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane hits him with a back fist.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane executes an over the shoulder stomachbreaker on Thug Life.
Thug Life stands up.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane apllies the camel clutch on Thug Life.
Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... ... (AHHHH!) ... Thug Life escapes.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane sends Thug Life to ringside.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Brilliant Brian Brisbane executes a headlock takedown.
Thug Life is back on his feet.
(...3)
Brilliant Brian Brisbane bounces Thug Life off the ropes and faceslams him onto the floor.
Thug Life is up again.
(....4)
Thug Life throws Brilliant Brian Brisbane off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block.
Now Brilliant Brian Brisbane standing.
(.....5)
Brilliant Brian Brisbane and Thug Life move back into the ring.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Thug Life.
Thug Life gets hit with the shooting star press from Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1 ...2
Thug Life escapes.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Not even close!

Super HO- MMMMM, Dark Chocolate

[Thug Life is back on his feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane pokes Thug Life in the eyes.
Thug Life executes a neck-breaker on Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Thug Life and Brilliant Brian Brisbane go to the floor
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Thug Life chokes Brilliant Brian Brisbane with a microphone cable.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Brilliant Brian Brisbane could use some help about now.

[Thug Life hits the handspring moonsault on Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Thug Life is back on his feet.
(..2)
Brilliant Brian Brisbane is back on his feet.
(...3)
Brilliant Brian Brisbane uses a snap mare takeover on Thug Life.
(....4)
Brilliant Brian Brisbane punches Thug Life repeatedly.
]

Super Ho - Brilliant Brian Brisbane executes a weak move.

[(.....5)
Brilliant Brian Brisbane takes Thug Life into the ring.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane hits a jumping elbow hrust on Thug Life.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Brilliant Brian Brisbane with a jumping elbow thrust. Damn he's good

[They lockup. Brilliant Brian Brisbane sends Thug Life to the corner of the ring.
Thug Life picks up Brilliant Brian Brisbane and drops him neck first on the ropes.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane is up again.
Thug Life locks Brilliant Brian Brisbane in the kneebar.
Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... Brilliant Brian Brisbane is fighting the hold. ... Brilliant Brian Brisbane trys to escape. ... Brilliant Brian Brisbane trys to escape. Thug Life breaks the hold.
Thug Life applies the clawhold on Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane hits Thug Life with the back of his elbow.
Thug Life pokes Brilliant Brian Brisbane in the eye with his thumb.
Thug Life drives a forearm into Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Thug Life does a cartwheel and kicks Brilliant Brian Brisbane in the face.
Thug Life grabs Brilliant Brian Brisbane and applies an arm wrench.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane moves back to his feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane with a takeover suplex on Thug Life.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets up.
Thug Life shoulder tackles Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Now Thug Life standing.
Thug Life grabs Brilliant Brian Brisbane and applies an arm wrench.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets back to his feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane rakes the face of Thug Life in attempt to make a come back.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane nails Thug Life with a double underhook suplex.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane sucks chants start in the crowd.
Thug Life suplexes Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Thug Life applies an arm wrench to Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Thug Life powerbombs Brilliant Brian Brisbane into the mat.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt, The Loose Cannon, and Tyson Conwell all make their way down to the ring.

Big Baggy Jelly - Business is gonna pick up here, Thug Life and Main Event have been having a war of words all week with The Kliq, and It looks like the Kliq has come down to discuss some of the finer points of this conversation.

Big Daddy punches Thug Life in the jaw.
The Loose Cannon puts the boots to Thug Life.
Tyson Conwell picks up Thug Life and DDT's him into the mat.
The ref calls for the bell
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Thug Life has won the match! but he's getting a beating for his efforts

The Kliq continues to beat the piss out of Thug Life before being seperated by officals.
On the way of being dragged out of the ring, Tyson Conwell spits on Thug Life as he lies motionless in the ring. Big Baggy Jelly - One week from Royal Rampage and our World Champion has been given a beating again, and the rumor is that Thug Lifes oppenent next week is Kliq member Tyson Conwell!

Super Ho - Great ass!

Big Baggy Jelly - And also dont forget we have the famous TWC Royal Rampage match, which pits every wrestler in TWC against one another in a over the top rope battle royal, the winner of which recieves a Worldwide Title Match.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - And that shot will be mine!

Big Baggy Jelly - You havnt wreslted in 6 years?

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - I can still take the piss out of you anytime I want.

Super Ho - Kinky

Hydro/Blaze vs. Winkle Piddle vs. Coca Cola Boys (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match three way tag match. For the number one contendership for the TWC Tag Team Championship. On there way to the ring at this time, Hydro/Blaze!!!

[Hydro/Blaze come to the ring. ]

Steve Baley - the second team in this contest is Winkle Piddle.

[Winkle Piddle walk to the ring. ]

Steve Baley - and their final opponents, Coca Cola Boys.

[Coca Cola Boys walk to the ring. Jesus Avamunch is the referee for this match. Blaze executes a pumphandle suplex on Ernie.
Ernie tests out the ropes.
Blaze gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Coca Boy.
(ring, ring, ring) Coca Boy clotheslines Ernie.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Ernie takes a weak move. Bloody Muppets.

[Coca Boy uses a lariat on Ernie.
Ernie stands up.
Coca Boy executes a swinging bulldog on Ernie driving Ernie's face into the mat.
Coca Boy moves back to his feet.
Coca Boy measures Ernie up and drops a closed fist.
Blaze tags Hydro.
Ernie suplexes Coca Boy.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Good power move by Ernie.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Ernie is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[Hydro is back on his feet.
Hydro hits Coca Boy with an elbowdrop.
]

Super Ho - Hydro with a elbowdrop.

[Hydro gets up.
Hydro covers Coca Boy.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Coca Boy escapes.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Not even close!

[Coca Boy is up again.
Coca Boy tags Cola Boy.
Hydro rakes the face of Ernie in attempt to make a come back.
Hydro uses a closed fist on Ernie.
Hydro makes the tag to Blaze.
Ernie runs in and leg drops Cola Boy.
Ernie chants start.
Ernie puts a knee to Cola Boy's back and pulls hims arms back.
Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... ... ... Cola Boy is fighting the hold. Ernie breaks the hold.
Ernie and Cola Boy go to the floor
]

Super Ho - Ernie can't get a pin at ringside.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Stupid bastard.

[Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Ernie puts Cola Boy in an arm grapevine submission.
(...3)
Cola Boy hits him with a back fist.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Cola Boy executes a back fist.

[(....4)
Cola Boy chops Ernie.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Cola Boy with a chop.

[(.....5)
Ernie and Cola Boy move back into the ring.
Ernie hits Cola Boy with a baba chop.
Cola Boy tags Coca Boy.
Coca Boy with an Aztecan suplex on Ernie sends him to the mat.
Coca Boy gets back to his feet.
Ernie with a takeover suplex on Coca Boy.
Ernie gets up.
Ernie brings in Bert for Winkle Piddle.
Blaze executes the guillotine choke on Coca Boy.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Coca Boy takes a guillotine choke.

[Blaze gets up.
Blaze rolls onto Coca Boy connecting with a knee.
Coca Boy gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Blaze.
Now Blaze standing.
Blaze brings in Hydro for Hydro/Blaze.
Coca Boy knee drops Bert.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Bert takes a knee drop.

[Coca Boy moves back to his feet.
Bert moves back to his feet.
Bert gets locked in the double chicken wing.
Referee Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... ... Coca Boy tightens the hold. ... Bert is fighting the hold. ... Coca Boy breaks the hold.
Coca Boy sends Bert to ringside.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Coca Boy throws a chair at Bert.
(..2)
Coca Boy runs and tackles Bert. Coca Boy punches him in the head.
(...3)
Coca Boy puts Bert in an arm grapevine submission.
Bert is back on his feet.
Bert hits Coca Boy with a running powerbomb on to the floor.
Bert chants start.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Good running powerbomb by Bert.

[(....4)
Bert hits a frog splash on Coca Boy.
Bert moves back to his feet.
Bert clotheslines Coca Boy.
Bert takes Hydro into the ring.
Bert hits Hydro with the double arm DDT into the mat.
Bert climbs to his feet.
They lockup. Bert sends Hydro to the corner of the ring.
Bert executes the Supper DDT on Hydro!
Bert catches Hydro in a backslide and goes for the pin.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Steve Baley - The winners of this match, Winkle Piddle!!!

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Jesus, I think ill go shoot myself now.

"Pyschopaths" by Sultans of Ping plays in the arena.

Big Baggy Jelly - King Crasher!!

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Yippee

Crasher emerges from below the Spikertron wearing a three piece suit and carrying a title belt over his shoulder.

King Crasher - Well, now im sure your all wondering why im carrying a Title belt out here, and if you give me a moment, I'll tell you.

The crowd waits in anticipation.

King Crasher - This is the TWC Royal Championship, a belt first given to me in 1991 by my granddad, Harold Gitt. I have held this title 6 times in TWC and in manys opionions, It is the most storied title in the history of professional wrestling. But, about 6 months ago, that arse Big Daddy Jason Berodt came out and replaced this great title with his own version, a United States Championship. Well, as you can all see, no matter what Berodt thinks, he is no longer and charge, and I don't give a flying shit what he thinks, The Royal Title is back and will be on the line at the pay per view.

The crowd goes wild for the return of the very storied title.

King Crasher - Now Playboy Johnny Davis, dont worry, you can keep your little United States Title, I really don't give a fuck. This match for the Royal Title will be between two former great Royal Champions, Vinny Chompways and Deacon!

The Crowd cheers at the mention of their hero Deacon returning to the ring.

King Crasher - And Big Daddy, If you dont like it, you can go shit in your hat, Cause I.T. is back in charge, and its our way or you can fuck off!

"Pyschopaths" plays in the arena again as Crasher exits.

Big Baggy Jelly - Wow, the Royal Championship is back, and I couldnt be happier, that is a great title and Big Daddy shouldve never disgraced the legacy of TWC by abandoning it before.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Let me grab you some tissue, your nose is getting awfully brown from all the ass kissing you do on Crasher, what time you gotta leave to go suck his dick?

Big Baggy Jelly - Next match.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - You gotta suck him during the next match?

Big Baggy Jelly - No!!! It's time for the next match!

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - I can cover if you have to go.

Super HO - Boys, no ones sucking anything without The Ho being involved.

Tyson Conwell vs. Jade Shocker (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 265 pounds, from Pheonix, Arizona, Jade Shocker!!! (crowd boos ********)

[Jade Shocker comes to the ring. ]

Steve Baley - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Tyson Conwell!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[The Kliqs music plays as Tyson Conwell walks to the ring. Jesus Avamunch is the referee for this contest. Jade Shocker checks out the ring.
Jesus Avamunch checks Tyson Conwell's boots and knee pads.
(ding, ding, ding) Jade Shocker mule kicks Tyson Conwell.
Jade Shocker covers Tyson Conwell.
The ref starts the count.
...1
Tyson Conwell kicks out.
]

Super Ho - Jade Shocker should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[Now Tyson Conwell standing.
Jade Shocker punches Tyson Conwell in the gut.
Jade Shocker executes a headlock takedown.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Jade Shocker executes a headlock takedown.

[Jade Shocker fist drops Tyson Conwell on the mat.
Jade Shocker climbs to his feet.
Tyson Conwell is back on his feet.
Tyson Conwell bounces Jade Shocker off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop.
Tyson Conwell piledrives Jade Shocker.
Tyson Conwell and Jade Shocker go to the floor
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Tyson Conwell puts Jade Shocker in an arm grapevine submission.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Jade Shocker takes a arm grapevine.

[Jade Shocker climbs to his feet.
(...3)
Jade Shocker tackles Tyson Conwell to the floor.
Jade Shocker gets up.
Tyson Conwell gets up.
(....4)
Jade Shocker gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Tyson Conwell comes over and smashes Jade Shocker's head into it.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Jade Shocker takes a headsmash into turnbuckle.

[(.....5)
Jade Shocker and Tyson Conwell move back into the ring.
Jade Shocker grabs Tyson Conwell's leg and takes him down.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Jade Shocker executes a single leg takedown.

[Jade Shocker applies an arm wrench to Tyson Conwell.
Jade Shocker covers Tyson Conwell.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1
Tyson Conwell escapes.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Not even close!

[Tyson Conwell picks up Jade Shocker and hits him with a Back Suplex.
Tyson Conwell chants start.
Tyson Conwell is up again.
Tyson Conwell locks him in the arm hammerlock submission.
Referee Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... Jade Shocker trys to escape. ... ... (AHHHH!) Tyson Conwell breaks the hold.
Tyson Conwell trys for a leg drop but Jade Shocker avoids it.
Jade Shocker punches Tyson Conwell in the head.
Tyson Conwell delivers a kick to the head of Jade Shocker.
Tyson Conwell hits Jade Shocker with an elbowdrop.
Tyson Conwell moves back to his feet.
Jade Shocker bounces Tyson Conwell off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Jade Shocker grabs Tyson Conwell and applies an arm wrench.
Jade Shocker fist drops Tyson Conwell on the mat.
Jade Shocker moves back to his feet.
Jade Shocker covers Tyson Conwell.
Jesus Avamunch counts the pin.
...1
Tyson Conwell escapes.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Jade Shocker should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[Tyson Conwell stands up.
Tyson Conwell executes the airplane spin and throws Jade Shocker onto the mat.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - If Tyson Conwell keeps using moves like that airplane spin toss he could win the match!

[Jade Shocker is back on his feet.
Jade Shocker executes a swinging bulldog on Tyson Conwell driving Tyson Conwell's face into the mat.
Jade Shocker gets up.
Tyson Conwell gets back to his feet.
Tyson Conwell rakes his fingers across Jade Shocker's back.
Tyson Conwell drives a forearm into Jade Shocker.
Tyson Conwell chants start.
Tyson Conwell is speared by Jade Shocker.
Jade Shocker is back on his feet.
Jade Shocker hits a frog splash on Tyson Conwell.
Jade Shocker gets up.
Jade Shocker uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Tyson Conwell down.
Jade Shocker covers Tyson Conwell.
Jesus Avamunch counts the pin.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Jade Shocker has won the match!

Steve Baley - The winner of this match, Jade Shocker!!!

Big Baggy Jelly - Well, next up is our main event, featuring Simply Bollocks against The Kliq consisting of Big Daddy Jason Berodt and The Loose Cannon.

The Kliq vs. Simply Bollocks (TWC Tag Team Championship)

Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match tag match for the TWC Tag Team Championship titles. On there way to the ring at this time, The Kliq!!!

[The Kliq come to the ring. Big Daddy Jason Berodt is carrying the steel haliburton briefcase with him. ]

Steve Baley - and their opponents, the team of Simply Bollocks.

Simply Bollocks makes their way to the ring. They enter and come face to face with Big Daddy Jason Berodt, who is standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone in hand.

Big Daddy Jason Berodt - Chompways, Its time we know where you stand in all this bullshit that is going on in TWC between me and those old has beens in I.T. I know Crasher gave you a shot at The Royal Title next week, but just remember, who gave you the shot at the Worldwide Championship, Big Daddy, and who wants to make you World Champion again, thats right Big Daddy.

Chompways simply nods his head, not seemingly too impressed one way or the other.

Big Daddy Jason Berodt - Now me being the shrewd businessman that I am, I have come to the ring tonight with a few considerations for you, Roy, the briefcase please.

The Loose Cannon holds the briefcase up and Big Daddy opens it slightly and pulls out a packet of papers.

Big Daddy Jason Berodt - Vincent, this is a contract, entitling you to a Worldwide Title shot anytime you want, for any stipulations you, against whoever the champ may be. If you want to have a farting contest for the TWC Worldwide Title, this contract will give you that right, Any place, anytime, anyway.

Big Daddy hands the contract over to Vinny Chompways, who gives Big Daddy a sly grin.

Big Daddy Jason Berodt - And theres one more thing I'm prepared to offer you, this shinny new briefcase.

Big Baggy Jelly - Well thats not a bad parting gift, a new toaster wouldve been nice but you can't win em all

Chompways looks a little confused about the offer of a briefcase, but accepts none the less.

Big Daddy Jason Berodt - Look inside, I may have left a little something else for you inside.

Vincent hands the case to Fonzbonz to hold up so he can open it. Chompways opens the case to reveal that it is stuffed to the brim with cash. Chompways and Fonzbonz get a very excited look on their faces.

Big Daddy Jason Berodt - A little bonus for such great Tag Team Champs and to the greatest Worldwide Champion ever, A million dollars, you two im sure can buy lots of Red Bull with that.

Chompways and Fonzbonz laugh. Chompways closes the case and reaches out to shake the hand of Big Daddy Jason Berodt.

Big Baggy Jelly - Oh god, this makes me sick. Big Daddy just bought himself some allys.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Fucking Brilliant!!!

Chompways asks for the mic from Big Daddy.

Vinny Chompways - I always knew you were a good guy. All the evil shit you've done in your career is a great testiment to people like us. It would be an honor to be alligned with you. And I only have a quick comment. Fuck I.T.,Fuck Main Event, and fuck those cunts in Revelation.

Big Daddy Jason Berodt - Good words, I couldnt have said it any better myself. And another thing, fuck this Tag Title match, theres no reason for these great tag teams like us to fight one another, let's go get some fucking beers and some chicks!

Simply Bollocks nod in agreement and the group starts to head out of the ring and leave the ring.

Big Baggy Jelly - Eh? no main event? way to screw all of our fans out of a promised match.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Shut up, theres going to get beer and pussy, I think I should join them!

The TWC Theme plays in the arena. The Gladiator wheels TWC Chairman Harold Gitt out under the Spikertron.

Harold Gitt - Hey! where do you little piss-ants think your going? There was a promised main event and by god you assholes are gonna wrestle it or I'll strip you of those Tag Team Titles.

Chompways is yelling obsenities up at Gitt and Gladiator before Big Daddy taps him on the shoulder. The two whisper a few words and then seperate in the ring. The Loose Cannon enters the ring to face off against Chompways. Big Daddy motions to the ref to ring the bell to start the match.

Big Baggy Jelly - Well, looks like we're gonna have a title match after all, Thank you Harold Gitt.

Jesus Avamuch calls for the bell to start the match.
Chompways and Loose Cannon circle around each other.
Chompways jumps at Loose Cannon and pokes him in the chest with his index finger.
The Loose Cannon falls to the mat.

Big Baggy Jelly - What the hell?

Chompways covers The Loose Cannon, Avamuch hesitates for a moment but gets down to count (1...2...3) Ding, Ding, Ding,

Big Baggy Jelly - Wow, that was a hell of a match.

Chompways gets up and him and Fonzbonz grab their tag title belts and celebrate in the ring with Big Daddy and The Loose Cannon.

Harold Gitt - Very funny, If you think your gonna get away with that you got another thing coming. By order of The Chairman of The Board of directors, Simply Bollocks, you are stripped of the Tag Title effective immediatley.

The Crowd goes wild for the titles being stripped off Simply Bollocks.

Chompways and Fonzbonz don'tseem to worried.

Vinny Chompways - Do what your please you old fucking cunt. Everyone knows that we will distroy I.T. and anyone else that stands in the way. So why dont you have Gladiator wheel you in the back and so he go change you diapers you old fuck.

Big Daddy Jason Berodt - Enjoy you time thinking your in charge, Crasher, Gladiator, Gitt, it's the begining of the end for you, and trust me, your not gonna like the way it all ends at all, all I can say is, Prepare to become the next Victim!!

Big Baggy Jelly - Well, we're outta time for this week at Stateside, see you next week at Royal Rampage.

The show goes off the air with The Kliq getting stared down by Gladiator, Gitt, and King Crasher, who emerges just as the show fades out.