Pryos go off in the arena as TWC Returns to television after a month and a half hiatus. The camera is on the announce posistion where The Charter, Big Baggy Jelly, and Harold Gitt are.
The Charter - Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to TWC Stateside, live from Des Moines, Iowa we're back with an all new TV contract now and back stronger than ever.
Big Baggy Jelly - Thats right Charter, one of the worlds most famous and long running wrestling companies are back and I myself couldn't be happier to be back!
Harold Gitt - Balls, I was rather enjoying my holiday in the Bahamas when this bullocks came up again, if i wouldnt have pissed all my money away in the 80's i wouldnt have to be here!
The Charter - No matter that, we have one great show for you tonight in the return of Stateside. The TWC Extreme Champion The Loose Cannon will face off against both members of Winkle Piddle, Bert and Ernie!
Big Baggy Jelly - Always great to see those two back in a TWC ring. Also in action tonight will be a 3 way tag team match for the TWC Tag Team Titles number one contendership, that will pit Simply Bullocks against Simply Phenomenal against TWC newcomers Ska and Darkness.
The Charter - Don't forget about The TWC Dream Championship match, "The Elite" Jay Cee vs TWC co owner Big Daddy Jason Berodt, the current champ.
Harold Gitt - HA!, that wont be a match, you know Jay Cee has sided with Big Daddy, you saw what he did at the last Stateside.
Big Baggy Jelly - Should be one hell of a match in that one, Bloodraven has been an unstoppable force since he arrived in TWC, and Brisbane has been a mainstay in the business for over a decade and of course his ace in the whole, being aligned with Big Daddy.
The Charter - Until Bloodraven and Revelation showed up that was always a sure bet for sucess, but times me be changing, and we'll see how the Kliq stands up to them tonight, but now let's get to some TWC action and to the ring!
[The Loose Cannon rakes the face of Bert in attempt to make a come back.
Ernie climbs to his feet.
Bert drags The Loose Cannon to the floor.
[Ernie uses a snap mare takeover on The Loose Cannon.
[The Loose Cannon is up again.
The Loose Cannon spinning mule kicks Bert.
[Ernie is back on his feet.
BIg Baggy Jelly CANNON SHOT!!!
The Loose Cannon pins him with a backward bridge.
Harold Gitt - What the hell now, i was gonna try and catch a nap before the next match.
The static stops and the Spikertron goes to a shot of Big Daddy Jason Berodt in his office backstage. Big Daddy is sitting behind his desk wearing his wrestling attire with a cowboy hat on his head and a big cuban cigar in his mouth. The crowd boos at the sight of the hated co-owner of the TWC.
Big Daddy - Is that anyway to greet the man who brought TWC back? I got us a new TV deal, put us back on the air and you greet me like that? It doesnt really matter to me, you all paid your money to get in here tonight, so thank you, i think ill add another story to my mansion when i get home.
The crowd boos and "Asshole" chants start throughout the arena.
Big Daddy - Hey now, calling for Deacon will never bring him back. I just thought id take a moment before i come out there for my match in a few minutes to congradulate my brother on his glorious win against Bert and Ernie and to also give a little word of warning to Bloodraven for tonight.
The crowd boos at the posing Loose Cannon in the ring who throws an empty beer can at a particularly fat fan sitting ringside.
Big Daddy - Bloodraven, you saw how generous of a person i was at the last Stateside when i only fired Deacon when i could've rightfully fired all of Revelation. Now i saw something disturbing when i watched the tape of that show, you getting all pissy in that back, having a hissy fit because i fired your little boyfriend, slamming around tv's and stomping away like a little girl. Now that looks like the actions of someone who is not happy with their workplace and their work enviroment. Now we cant have people like you around messing with company officals like myself. So, Bloodraven, if at any point tonight you try to get cute and interfere with myself or any other company offical, I'll fire your ass and make sure you never wrestle in this country ever again. Remember freak boy, don't cross the boss or your ass will become just another victim.
The Charter - Strong words from Big Daddy, who seems to not be letting up at all from his policy of firing all his enemies in the company.
Harold Gitt - Pussy!
Big Daddy picks Jay Cee up and powerbombs him.
Big Baggy Jelly BIG DADDY BOMB! This one's over.
Harold Gitt - But the ref is knocked out you silly sod.
Bloodraven runs to ringside.
Big Baggy Jelly - Looks like he might have a little problem with that policy.
Harold Gitt - I think the little make up wearing freak is gonna have a problem keeping his job after this.
They lockup . Bloodraven sends Big Daddy Jason Berodt to the corner of ringside.
Harold Gitt - Bloody Fools.
Now Bloodraven standing.
Now Big Daddy standing.
Bloodraven flattens Big Daddy with a steel Chair shot.
The Charter Big Daddy is down!
Bloodraven leaves the ring and flees through the crowd.
Jay Cee is up, with a confused look on his face.
Ordered is restored.
Harold Gitt - Ha, that tosser Big Daddy will have to wake up first to fire him.
Big Baggy Jelly Good point.
Harold Gitt - Of Course it is, I said it!
Steve Baley - The winner of this match, and new TWC Dream Championship champion, "The Elite" Jay Cee!!!
The Charter - This is the first time in over 7 years of seeing Big Daddy wrestle I have ever seen him taken out of the ring in a stretcher.
Big Baggy Jelly - That has got to have been the most vicious chair shot ive ever seen in my career!
Harold Gitt - I've seen harder.
The Charter - The newcomers Ska and Darkness have made quick work of their opponents tonight, and will now get to face off against TWC Tag Team Champions.
Harold Gitt - Yippe.
Big Baggy Jelly - Bloodraven already has made his presense felt today, beating the holy hell out of TWC Boss Big Daddy.
The Charter - Brisbane will be looking for revenge out there, Big Daddy has been his mentor and friend for as long as i remember.
Harold Gitt - Brisbane better watch out for Bloodraven, he wears makup you know, so he might be a little funny in his pants if you know what i mean.
The Charter - No i dont and dont really wanna know, let's go to the ring for Steve Baley and the Main Event.
Big Baggy Jelly - He's gonna try to take out another Kliq member, probably with the same damn chair.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane uses a snap mare takeover on Bloodraven.
Harold Gitt - Look at the rack on Rude Girl, she could smother me in those fun bags anytime she wants.
Bloodraven is back on his feet.
Bloodraven picks up Brilliant Brian Brisbane and executes the cradle DDT.
Big Baggy Jelly - Or Bloodraven.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt clotheslines Bloodraven.
Bloodraven stands staring at Big Daddy and Brisbane.
Brisbane charges Bloodraven with the chair but Bloodraven catches Brisbane with a boot to the stomach, causing Brisbane to drop the chair and stagger backwards, being caught by Big Daddy.
Bloodraven picks the chair up and charges a bewilderd looking Big Daddy and Brisbane, leveling both of them with a steel chair shot.
Harold Gitt - What the piss?
The Charter - Bloodraven takes out Big Daddy again, and Brisbane with him.
BIg Baggy Jelly - Both men lying in the ring not moving, what will Bloodraven do to them now.
Bloodraven drops the steel chair and starts to walk slowly towards where Big Daddy and Brisbane lie in the ring.
The Charter - I doubt this will work out well for Big Daddy and Brisbane
Harold Gitt - Well at least that freak has figured away out to keep from getting fired, keep knocking your boss out before he can do it, i should have thought of that back in 1947.
Bloodraven standing over Big Daddy starts to lean down to Big Daddy and grabs his shirt when "Psychopath" By Sultans of Ping plays through the arena.
Big Baggy Jelly - It cant be?
The Charter - Thats King Crasher's music,co owner of the TWC, he hasnt been seen in the TWC since October of last year when Big Daddy beat him for a piece of the company!
Harold Gitt - Must be here to get some revenge on Big Daddy too while hes knocked out, shit, i should get up there and get some too!
King Crasher, dressed in a three piece suit, power walks half way down the ramp towards the ring to a thunderous ovation from the crowd who has not seen the biggest star in TWC histroy in over a year.
Bloodraven lets go of Big Daddy and looks toward Crasher.
King Crasher - Bloodraven, I didnt plan on having to come out here tonight, The only reason i was even here was to make sure the first show on the new network went over well, even Big Daddy didnt know i was here. But when i saw what you did out here tonight, what you've done to Big Daddy twice tonight, I thought i better well come out and congratulate you
The crowd cheers at Crasher giving props Bloodraven.
Big Baggy Jelly - Looks like your right Gitt, Crasher must be here now to get some revenge on Big Daddy too.
Crasher waits till the crowd settles down again before speaking.
King Crasher - That's right, i wanted to congratulate you Bloodraven, on your search for new employment!
Big Baggy Jelly - What the hell!
The Charter- Im confused.
King Crasher - Now I can tell from the confused ignorant look on your face that you have no idea why I fired you. Now before your mascara starts to run for the stupid look on your face let me explain. Although there is no love lost between Big Daddy and myself, He does own part of the company, and he told you not to interfere with company officals. And what did you do? You went and attacked the boss and have possibly hurt Brisbane too, hurting the finicial future of the TWC. That is why you no longer are employed by the TWC.
The Charter - Wow, i never thought i'd see Crasher stick up for anything Big Daddy ever said or did.
The Crowd is booing as Bloodraven has a stunned look on his face.
King Crasher - That was one reason i fired you since Big Daddy can't right now. There is one more reason. As much as i hate Big Daddy, i've always respected him. But you, you choose to align yourself with the one and only Deaconpenis, and if theres ever a good reason to hate some one and not respect them, its if they are a part of Team Deacon. So, enjoy your time being unemployed, sitting and Deacons basement reading the bible and giving each other reach arounds. One more thing, some people thought we should give you a little going away party too.
Before Bloodraven can react, The Loose Cannon, Vinny Chompways, and Fonzbonz jump from the crowd and enter the ring, putting the boots to Bloodraven as Crasher runs towards the ring as well.
The Charter - Deacon's enemies are sure taking advantage of this situation no other members of Revelation present and Bloodraven is getting a farewell beating.
Chompways and Fonzbonz pick up Bloodraven as Crasher enters the ring
Crasher grabs Bloodraven and hits the Crasherplex.
Big Baggy Jelly - Crasherplex! Thats one hell of a way to say goodbye to a former employee
The Charter - We've gotta say goodbye too, were outta time, god knows how this is all gonna work out and who will still be left standing at Stateside next week, Goodnight!
Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match for the TWC Extreme Championship title. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 145 pounds, from Seaseme Street a member of Winkle Piddle, Bert!!! (crowd cheers ******)
[Bert comes to the ring. ]
Steve Baley - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 153 pounds, from Seaseme Street a member of Winkle Piddle, Ernie!!! (crowd cheers ******)
[Ernie walks to the ring. ]
Steve Baley - And third, weighing in at 390 pounds, from Davenport, Iowa a member of The Kliq he holds the TWC Extreme Championship title belt, The Loose Cannon!!! (crowd boos ******)
[Beer Thirty, By Brooks and Dunn plays as The Loose Cannon heads to the ring to the boo's of the crowd as Cannon throws empty beer cans into the crowd
Bert executes a pumphandle suplex on Ernie.
Ernie drops The Loose Cannon with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
The Loose Cannon tests out the ropes.
(the bell rings) Bert executes a jawbreakeron The Loose Cannon.
The Loose Cannon moves back to his feet.
Bert hits him with a back fist.
]
Harold Gitt - I use to teach that moves to my wrestlers!
Big Baggy Jelly - Here comes another flashback to the 40's from Gitt.
]
The Charter -Vicious face rake!
[The Loose Cannon grabs Bert's leg and takes him down.
The Loose Cannon measures Bert up and drops a closed fist.
The Loose Cannon gets back to his feet.
Bert gets up.
Bert trys for a head and arm suplex but is not strong enough to lift The Loose Cannon.
Bert executes the sleeperhold on The Loose Cannon.
Jesus Avamunch asks The Loose Cannon if he quits.
... ... Bert breaks the hold.
Ernie hits The Loose Cannon with the double arm DDT into the mat.
Ernie chants start.
The Charter - The crowd is solidly behind Ernie in this one.
They lockup. Ernie sends The Loose Cannon to the corner of the ring.
Ernie bounces The Loose Cannon off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat.
Ernie clotheslines The Loose Cannon.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Ernie executes a weak move.
Harold Gitt - Would you expect something else from him?
[Ernie executes a ropeflip hiptoss on The Loose Cannon.
]
The Charter - Ernie with a ropeflip hiptoss.
Harold Gitt - Christ, i spilled my tea!
[The Loose Cannon gets hit with the shooting star press from Ernie.
Jesus Avamunch counts the pin.
...1
The Loose Cannon kicks out.
]
The Charter - He should have just stayed on the attack.
Big Baggy Jelly - He need's too, Loose Cannon has got to be twice the size of him!
[The Loose Cannon is up again.
Ernie hits a spinning leg lariat on The Loose Cannon sending him to the mat.
The Loose Cannon moves back to his feet.
The Loose Cannon nails the bridging back suplex on Ernie.
Now The Loose Cannon standing.
Ernie gets hit with a diving elbow smash from The Loose Cannon.
The Loose Cannon climbs to his feet.
Ernie gets hit with the shooting star press from The Loose Cannon.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Ernie escapes.
]
Harold Gitt - Not even close! Whats that tosser thinking about!
[Ernie moves back to his feet.
Ernie gets hit with a dragon scerw from The Loose Cannon.
The Loose Cannon is up again.
The Loose Cannon puts Ernie in an arm grapevine submission.
Ernie moves back to his feet.
Bert executes a swinging neckbreaker on The Loose Cannon.
The Loose Cannon climbs to his feet.
The Loose Cannon gets locked in the painful STF.
Jesus Avamunch asks The Loose Cannon if he quits.
... (AHHHH!) ... ... ... Ernie attacks Bert breaking the hold.
Harold Gitt - Thats gotta be the stupidest thing ive ever seen, Winkle Piddle attacking each other!.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Bert cuts The Loose Cannon with a blade.
The Loose Cannon is bleeding as a result.
Ernie hits The Loose Cannon with a single arm DDT.
Ernie chants start.
Ernie and The Loose Cannon move back into the ring.
They lockup. Ernie sends The Loose Cannon to the corner of the ring.
Ernie applies the clawhold on The Loose Cannon.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - clawhold!
Harold Gitt - Get me another cup of tea, and some whiskey.
Now The Loose Cannon standing.
The Loose Cannon hits a kneeling headbutt to Ernie's groin.
Ernie is back on his feet.
Ernie executes a headlock takedown.
]
The Charter - headlock takedown!
[They lockup. Ernie sends The Loose Cannon to the corner of the ring.
Ernie short-arm clotheslines The Loose Cannon to the mat.
The Loose Cannon gets hit with the shooting star press from Ernie.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1
The Loose Cannon escapes.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Ernie should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
Harold Gitt - Well no one ever said retards know whats going on.
Ernie slaps The Loose Cannon.
Bert spins aroround The Loose Cannon's back and DDT's him into the mat.
Bert and The Loose Cannon go to the floor
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Bert trys for a tiger suplex but is unable to lift The Loose Cannon.
(...3)
The Loose Cannon grabs Bert by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - The Loose Cannon executes a armbreaker.
[(....4)
Bert knifehand chops The Loose Cannon.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
The Loose Cannon and Bert move back to ringside.
The Loose Cannon takes Bert into the ring.
The Loose Cannon pokes Bert in the eye with his thumb.
Harold Gitt - Bloody Hell!
Bert moves back to his feet.
The Loose Cannon takes Bert down with a knee.
Bert stands up.
Ernie executes a springboard bulldog, slamming The Loose Cannon's head onto the mat.
]
The Charter - If Ernie keeps using moves like that springboard bulldog he could win the match!
Harold Gitt - Yean and if you went to a hooker and give her 89 bucks you might finally get laid too, but i dont see either happening!
Ernie clotheslines The Loose Cannon.
Ernie trys for a back breaker but is unable to lift The Loose Cannon.
The Loose Cannon executes a swinging neckbreaker on Bert.
The Loose Cannon slingshot elbow drops Bert.
The Loose Cannon sucks chants start in the crowd.
Now Bert standing.
The Loose Cannon powerbombs Bert into the mat.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
The Charter - We've got ourselves a winner!
Big Baggy Jelly - The winner of this match, and still TWC Extreme Championship champion, The Loose Cannon!!!
The Loose Cannon is celebrating in the ring with a few beers that have been tossed to him as Ernie helps Bert to the back. As the Loose Cannon finishes his 5th beer in about 30 seconds and Winkle PIddle has made it to the backstage area the Spikertron flickers on to a screen of static.
Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match for the TWC Dream Championship title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 230 pounds, from Southwest, England, "The Elite" Jay Cee!!!
[Me,Me,Me by Armand Van Helden plays as "The Elite" Jay Cee comes to the ringto a mixed reaction from the crowd. ]
Steve Baley - and his opponent, weighing in at 320 pounds, from Davenport, Iowa a member of The Kliq accompanied by Rude Girl he holds the TWC Dream Championship title belt, Big Daddy Jason Berodt!!! (crowd boos *********)
[Woke Up This Morning By A-3 plays as Big Daddy walks down to the ring to a crushing amount of boos
"The Elite" Jay Cee drops Big Daddy Jason Berodt with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt places "The Elite" Jay Cee on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
(ding, ding, ding) "The Elite" Jay Cee hits Big Daddy Jason Berodt with the back of his elbow.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on "The Elite" Jay Cee.
"The Elite" Jay Cee uses a closed fist on Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt rakes the face of "The Elite" Jay Cee in attempt to make a come back.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt hits a kneeling headbutt to "The Elite" Jay Cee's groin.
"The Elite" Jay Cee moves back to his feet.
"The Elite" Jay Cee trys for a running powerbomb but is not strong enough to lift Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
"The Elite" Jay Cee trys for a gutbuster but is unable to lift Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
"The Elite" Jay Cee gets elbowed to his midsection by "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt kicks "The Elite" Jay Cee in the stomach.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - "The Elite" Jay Cee takes a hard kick to the stomach.
Harold Gitt - Oh Yeah!
["The Elite" Jay Cee moves back to his feet.
"The Elite" Jay Cee executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt stands up.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt tackles and begins punching "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt puts "The Elite" Jay Cee in an arm grapevine submission.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt executes a neck-breaker on "The Elite" Jay Cee.
]
The Charter - Nice spinning neck-breaker by Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
["The Elite" Jay Cee neck snaps Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
"The Elite" Jay Cee get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - double axhandle chop!
The Charter - Big Daddy taking control of this match.
[Big Daddy Jason Berodt measures "The Elite" Jay Cee up and drops a closed fist.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt gets up.
"The Elite" Jay Cee goes for a takeover suplex but Big Daddy Jason Berodt dodges the attack.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt is locked in the elbow submission by "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Referee Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) "The Elite" Jay Cee breaks the hold.
"The Elite" Jay Cee executes a headlock takedown.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt climbs to his feet.
"The Elite" Jay Cee hits a jumping elbow hrust on Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt moves back to his feet.
"The Elite" Jay Cee uses a snap mare takeover on Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt gets hit with the shooting star press from "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1 ...2
Big Daddy Jason Berodt escapes.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Harold Gitt - Damn, i wish he could've, i really need to take a wizz.
[Big Daddy Jason Berodt is back on his feet.
"The Elite" Jay Cee applies the clawhold on Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
"The Elite" Jay Cee pokes Big Daddy Jason Berodt in the eyes.
"The Elite" Jay Cee hits the mat.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt climbs to his feet.
"The Elite" Jay Cee stands up.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt and "The Elite" Jay Cee go to the floor
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
]
The Charter - The TWC is the only place for entertainment like this!
Big Baggy Jelly - Hell Yeah!
[(..2)
"The Elite" Jay Cee gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Now "The Elite" Jay Cee standing.
(...3)
Big Daddy Jason Berodt with a high crossbody on "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt climbs to his feet.
(....4)
"The Elite" Jay Cee gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt fist drops "The Elite" Jay Cee on the mat.
"The Elite" Jay Cee gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt stands up.
"The Elite" Jay Cee is up again.
Running neckbreaker drop executed by "The Elite" Jay Cee takes Big Daddy Jason Berodt down hard.
]
The Charter - Nice running neckbreaker drop by "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Big Baggy Jelly Jay Cee is certainly giving the boss a run for his money!
[Big Daddy Jason Berodt gets hit with the shooting star press from "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1 ...2
Big Daddy Jason Berodt escapes.
]
The Charter - The TWC is the only place for entertainment like this!
Harold Gitt - How many bloody times you gonna say that!
["The Elite" Jay Cee trys for a spinning back suplex but is not strong enough to lift Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
]
The Charter - My God!! What a match!
["The Elite" Jay Cee delivers a short-arm clothesline to Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt is up again.
"The Elite" Jay Cee chops Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt with a headbutt on "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt bites "The Elite" Jay Cee's arm out of desparation.
"The Elite" Jay Cee double underhook faceslams Big Daddy Jason Berodt hard to the Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt stands up.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt executes a jawbreakeron "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Now Big Daddy Jason Berodt standing.
"The Elite" Jay Cee is up again.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt uses a swinging DDT to plant "The Elite" Jay Cee's head into the mat.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt and "The Elite" Jay Cee go to the floor
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Big Daddy Jason Berodt sends "The Elite" Jay Cee into Jesus Avamunch he goes down.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt with a falling splash on "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt is back on his feet.
"The Elite" Jay Cee moves back to his feet.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt places "The Elite" Jay Cee on the turnbuckle and executes the double underhook superplex.
"The Elite" Jay Cee gets up.
Big Daddy kicks Jay Cee in the stomach.
The Charter - What's Bloodraven doing? Big Daddy said he'd fire him if he interfered in anyway with any company offical tonight!
Bloodraven executes a split legged moonsault on to Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Bloodraven chants start.
Big Baggy Jelly - This Crowd loves Bloodraven!
Bloodraven grabs a chair.
Jesus Avamunch gets up.
"The Elite" Jay Cee covers Big Daddy Jason Berodt
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
The Charter - "The Elite" Jay Cee has won the match! Bloodraven has knocked Big Daddy out and cost him his TWC Dream Championship!
Big Baggy Jelly - I'd bet thats gonna cost Bloodraven his job too!
The Elite Jay Cee grabs the TWC Dream Championship from Jesus Avamunch and heads to the back as the TWC medical staff loads Big Daddy Jason Berodt onto a strecher as Brilliant Brian Brisbane, The Loose Cannon, and Rude Girl rush to his side.
The Charter - We'll let you know as soon as we have more info on the condition of Big Daddy, but now, its back to Steve Baley in the ring for the next match, the #1 contendership for the TWC Tag Team Titles.
Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match three way tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, Simply Bullocks!!!
[Simply Bullocks come to the ring. ]
Steve Baley - the second team in this contest is Simply Phenomenal.
[Simply Phenomenal walk to the ring. ]
Steve Baley - and their final opponents, Ska and Darkness.
[Ska and Darkness walk to the ring. Jesus Avamunch is the referee for this match. Vinny Chompways executes a pumphandle suplex on AJ Styles.
AJ Styles drops Ska with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
Ska places Vinny Chompways on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
(ring, ring, ring) Vinny Chompways punches Ska repeatedly.
AJ Styles tags in Pastor Joey Cagle.
Pastor Joey Cagle punches Ska repeatedly.
Pastor Joey Cagle uppercuts Ska.
Pastor Joey Cagle makes the tag to AJ Styles.
Pastor Joey Cagle gives Ska the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat.
AJ Styles suplexes Ska.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Ska is being double teamed!
Harold Gitt - Brilliant observation numbnuts.
[AJ Styles clotheslines Ska.
AJ Styles gets sent into the turnbuckle while Ska hits him with a splash.
Ska executes a springboard bulldog, slamming AJ Styles's head onto the mat.
Ska gets back to his feet.
Ska and AJ Styles go to the floor
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Ska leg drops AJ Styles.
(..2)
Vinny Chompways stomps AJ Styles.
Vinny Chompways sucks chants start in the crowd.
Vinny Chompways slingshot elbow drops AJ Styles.
AJ Styles is up again.
They head back into the ring.
Ska knifehand chops Vinny Chompways.
Ska nails Vinny Chompways with a belly-to-back suplex.
Ska sucks chants start in the crowd.
Ska powerbombs Vinny Chompways into the mat.
Ska goes for a pin.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Holy shit!
Steve Baley - The winners of this match, Ska and Darkness!!!
The Charter - It's almost time for tonights main event, a grudge match Bloodraven against Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 325 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Bloodraven!!! (crowd cheers ********)
[Bloodraven comes to the ring. ]
Steve Baley - and his opponent, weighing in at 189 pounds, from Leyton, London, England a member of The Kliq accompanied by Rude Girl, Brilliant Brian Brisbane!!! (crowd boos ********)
[The Kliq's music plays as Brisbane and Rude Girl head to the ring to an ovation of boos
Bloodraven places Brilliant Brian Brisbane on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
Bloodraven gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
(ding, ding, ding) Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets hit with a dragon scerw from Bloodraven.
Bloodraven is back on his feet.
Now Brilliant Brian Brisbane standing.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane short lariats Bloodraven.
Bloodraven stands up.
Bloodraven hits a spinning leg lariat on Brilliant Brian Brisbane sending him to the mat.
Bloodraven nails Brilliant Brian Brisbane with a belly-to-back suplex.
Bloodraven moves back to his feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane picks Bloodraven up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane is back on his feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane puts a knee to Bloodraven's back and pulls hims arms back.
The referee is checking the situation.
... Bloodraven is fighting the hold. ... Bloodraven trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) ... Brilliant Brian Brisbane breaks the hold.
]
Harold Gitt - My God!! What a match!
BIg Baggy Jelly - Getting some revenge for the boss!
[Brilliant Brian Brisbane knee drops Bloodraven.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane moves back to his feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane measures Bloodraven up and drops a closed fist.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane stands up.
Bloodraven connects with a flying knee. Brilliant Brian Brisbane goes down.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane pulls Bloodraven's hair.
Bloodraven executes the jumping sidekick on Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane is back on his feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane hits Bloodraven with the back of his elbow.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets sent into the turnbuckle while Bloodraven hits him with a splash.
Bloodraven and Brilliant Brian Brisbane go to the floor
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Bloodraven throws a chair at Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
]
The Charter - Here comes the Chair again!
The Charter - Blood is all over ringside.
Harold Gitt - About time, these wrestlers are not violent enought these days, I love to see the crimson mask!
[Bloodraven uses a swinging DDT to plant Brilliant Brian Brisbane's head into the floor.
Bloodraven is back on his feet.
(..2)
Brilliant Brian Brisbane climbs to his feet.
(...3)
Brilliant Brian Brisbane with an Aztecan suplex on Bloodraven sends him to the floor.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets back to his feet.
Now Bloodraven standing.
(....4)
Bloodraven knifehand chops Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
(.....5)
Bloodraven and Brilliant Brian Brisbane move back into the ring.
Bloodraven chops Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane executes a headlock takedown.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane puts Bloodraven in an arm grapevine submission.
Bloodraven goes for a crotch slam but Brilliant Brian Brisbane dodges the attack.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets back to his feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane rakes his fingers across Bloodraven's back.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane gouges Bloodraven's eyes out.
Bloodraven gets taken down with an armdrag takedown.
Bloodraven short lariats Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Bloodraven executes a swinging bulldog on Brilliant Brian Brisbane driving Brilliant Brian Brisbane's face into the mat.
Bloodraven grabs Brilliant Brian Brisbane and applies an arm wrench.
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The Charter - Brilliant Brian Brisbane takes a arm wrench.
Big Baggy Jelly - Better than a monkey wrench i guess.
[Bloodraven knees Brilliant Brian Brisbane and rolls back to his feet.
Bloodraven measures Brilliant Brian Brisbane up and drops a closed fist.
Bloodraven moves back to his feet.
Bloodraven hits Brilliant Brian Brisbane with the double arm DDT into the mat.
]
The Charter - Good double arm DDT by Bloodraven.
[Bloodraven is up again.
Bloodraven runs in and leg drops Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Bloodraven with a leg drop.
[Brilliant Brian Brisbane is back on his feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane bites Bloodraven's arm out of desparation.
Big Baggy Jelly - Careful, we have a biter!
Brilliant Brian Brisbane covers Bloodraven hooking the leg.
Jesus Avamunch counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Bloodraven escapes.
The Charter - So close!
Bloodraven sends Brilliant Brian Brisbane into Jesus Avamunch he goes down.
The Charter The Ref is down!
Bloodraven chants start.
Bloodraven stands up.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets up.
Bloodraven uses a closed fist on Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt runs to the ring.
The Charter - Big Daddy! He's back and looking for blood.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt with a takeover suplex on Bloodraven.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt stands up.
Bloodraven is back on his feet.
Ordered is restored.
Jesus Avamunch gets up.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane brings a chair to the ring. Jesus Avamunch warns him not to use it. Brilliant Brian Brisbane shoves Jesus Avamunch. ring, ring, ring! Jesus Avamunch calls for the bell. Brilliant Brian Brisbane was disqualified. ]
Big Baggy Jelly - We've got ourselves a winner!
The Charter - But i dont think it's over yet in that ring!
Steve Baley - The winner of this match, Bloodraven!!!
Big Daddy Jason Berodt orders Avamunch from the ring and calls for a mic
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