MONDAY NIGHT STATESIDE
live from the Gaylord Entertainment Center, Nashville, Tennessee!
Monday 12th September 2005
The Charter - Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Nashville, and welcome to TWC Stateside. I've got a feeling that this week's show is gonna be like no other show we've had before.
Big Baggy Jelly - I wanna see what's gonna happen to the Kliq after last week. Remember how Revelation chased them away from the ring?
Harold Gitt - That was the funniest thing I'd seen in some time, the Kliq running with their tails between their legs.
The Charter - Better not let them hear you say that. Remember what happened last time. We have two titles on the line tonight, the Dream title and the British title. First, the Dream match, with Brilliant Brian Brisbane taking on Heaven.
Big Baggy Jelly - I think Heaven's gonna claim the title she once held before, when she beat Benny G for it.
Harold Gitt - Yeah, who gives a crap about that tosser? My money's on Brisbane.
The Charter - Then the main event features a triple threat match for the British title as it's Pastor Joey Cagle vs Goliath vs Ace Gordon.
Big Baggy Jelly - I remember Goliath saying something about how he doesn't even want it, so it really boils down to Pastor Joey Cagle and Ace Gordon.
Harold Gitt - As if it matters. Bible boy doesn't have what it takes to walk out with the British belt around his waist.
The Charter - In other matches, Bloodraven takes on Loose Cannon, Vinny Chompways goes one on one with AJ Styles, Dark Angel meets the Jackal, and newcomers Sixx and "The Elite" Jay Cee go head to head.
Big Baggy Jelly - What a night this is gonna be!
Harold Gitt - Well, then, let's get this show going. I haven't got all night!
* * * * *
Big Daddy - You fucks gonna try to do a little better this week? It don't look good for us to be losing matches out there on the first fucking show, we're fucking in charge!
The Loose Cannon - Aw, man, that was just some ring rust, you know we can beat those Team Deacon cunts anytime we want.
Big Daddy - Oh, yeah? Well, I'd like to see that, 'cause it sure didn't fucking look like that last week out there! I'm the only one of all of us that fucking won! Fuck, Roy, you're supposed to be the Kliq's enforcer, let's see some ass kicking like you did back when we had you teamed up with Deacon, not the two years before that where you couldn't win a goddamn singles match on your own. So all of you, get out there and kick some fucking ass before I start kicking yours.
[Big Daddy motions for the group to leave as he turns his chair around to have his back towards them]
* * * * *
[Sixx with a falling splash on "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Sixx sends "The Elite" Jay Cee to ringside.
]
Harold Gitt - "The Elite" Jay Cee is much safer at ringside. Sixx can't get a pin there.
[Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
(..2)
"The Elite" Jay Cee pokes Sixx in the eyes.
(...3)
"The Elite" Jay Cee is hit with a backward kick.
"The Elite" Jay Cee gets up.
(....4)
"The Elite" Jay Cee hits a jumping elbow thrust on Sixx.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - "The Elite" Jay Cee with a jumping elbow thrust.
Harold Gitt Jumping Jesus in the puddin.
[Now Sixx standing.
(.....5)
Sixx takes "The Elite" Jay Cee into the ring.
Sixx executes a swinging bulldog on "The Elite" Jay Cee driving "The Elite" Jay Cee's face into the mat.
Sixx moves back to his feet.]
The Charter - Are you enjoying this match?
Harold Gitt - Oh Yeah! It could only be better if it was your ugly face getting smashed out there.
[Sixx picks up "The Elite" Jay Cee and delivers a bone crunching shoulderbreaker.
"Sixx sucks" chants start in the crowd.
"The Elite" Jay Cee stands up.
"The Elite" Jay Cee slaps Sixx.
]
The Charter - Sixx takes a slap.
["The Elite" Jay Cee is nailed with a waistlock suplex from Sixx.
Sixx executes a corkscrew legdrop on "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Sixx is up again.
Sixx with an attempted falling splash on "The Elite" Jay Cee.
"The Elite" Jay Cee moves out of the way, causing Sixx to miss.
"The Elite" Jay Cee is up again.
"The Elite" Jay Cee hits Sixx with a heart punch.
"The Elite" Jay Cee picks Sixx up in a Torture Rack position.
"The Elite" Jay Cee stalls for a few seconds, then slams Sixx down with an F-5.
"The Elite" Jay Cee goes for a pin.
Jesus Avamunch counts the pin.
...1 ...2 ...3
]
Harold Gitt - "The Elite" Jay Cee has won the match! Score one for the new guy.
Big Baggy Jelly - The winner of this match, "The Elite" Jay Cee!!!
* * * * *
Jayse The Ace - Thank you Foxy, and good to see you back in the TWC again. The name drawn out of the tumbler tonight will face the winner of tonight's TWC Dream Title match next week on Stateside, and now, for the name.
[ Jayse the Ace reaches into the tumbler and pulls out a name and shows the piece of paper to the camera.]
Jayse the Ace And the challenger for next week's Dream Title match will be........ Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Foxy Fiona Oh no. Well, thank you, Jayse the Ace, nothing we can do about that. Back to you guys at the ring.
* * * * *
Harold Gitt - I fucking told you last week this was a fix Charter, and now look this week who gets drawn, the biggest asshole in the world.
The Charter - As much as nobody wants to see that name drawn, you know its a fair process that does it Gitt.
Harold Gitt - Balls, in my day we would've taken Big Daddy behind the building and beat the living piss out of him with a hose.
The Charter - And while your on the subject of beatings, you have got to think of who his opponents might be for next week, either being Brilliant Brian Brisbane, the man Big Daddy just named as leader of the Kliq, or Heaven, the wife of Deacon, who has been Big Daddys biggest rival for over 5 years id say.
Harold Gitt - You say alot of things, you talk more than a goddamn woman.
Big Baggy Jelly - Whoa, before this gets anymore out of hand, lets head back to the ring for the next match.
Harold Gitt - Pussies.
Big Baggy Jelly - God, you're a filthy old man!
Harold Gitt - Hey, I can't help it! You've seen how she likes to play with snakes! I got one in my pants she's welcome to anytime.
[Dark Angel hits The Jackal with a back fist.
Dark Angel gets hit with a dragon screw from The Jackal.
The Jackal moves back to his feet.
The Jackal covers Dark Angel hooking the leg.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1 ...2
Dark Angel escapes.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Dark Angel.
[Dark Angel gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
The Jackal hits Dark Angel with an elbowdrop.
Dark Angel gets back to her feet.
Dark Angel trys for a fallaway slam but is not strong enough to lift The Jackal.
Dark Angel trys for a takeover suplex but is not strong enough to lift The Jackal.
The Jackal gets locked in the painful STF.
Referee Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... ... The Jackal trys to escape. ... ... (AHHHH!) The Jackal escapes.
Dark Angel sends The Jackal to ringside.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Dark Angel chokes The Jackal with a microphone cable.
Dark Angel trys for a belly-to-belly suplex but is not strong enough to lift The Jackal.
They fight into the aisle.
(..2)
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Dark Angel's momma would be proud!
[The Jackal dropkicks Dark Angel to the face.
The Jackal is up again.
(...3)
(....4)
The Jackal knees Dark Angel and rolls back to his feet.
Dark Angel moves back to her feet.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Dark Angel and The Jackal move back to ringside.
Dark Angel and The Jackal move back into the ring.
Dark Angel tackles The Jackal.
The Jackal moves back to his feet.
The Jackal executes a headlock takedown.
Dark Angel is back on her feet.
The Jackal gives Dark Angel a reverse neckbreaker.
The Jackal is back on his feet.
Behind Harold Gitt, Dark Angel's boa is moving along the guard rail, and lifts it's head to move toward the commentator's table.
It bumps Gitt's shoulder along the way.
Harold Gitt - Holy bejesus! How the hell did that thing get here?
The Charter - Well, if you don't like it there, why don't you make it move?
Harold Gitt - No way! I'm not touching it again! Not if I can help it!
Now Dark Angel standing.
Dark Angel trys for a inverted atomic drop but is not strong enough to lift The Jackal.
The Jackal picks Dark Angel up and side slams her to the mat.
Dark Angel is up again.
Dark Angel trys for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift The Jackal.
The Jackal nails Dark Angel with a belly-to-back suplex.
The Jackal moves back to his feet.
The Jackal measures Dark Angel up and drops a closed fist.
Dark Angel trys for a fisherman buster but is not strong enough to lift The Jackal.
Dark Angel executes a swinging bulldog on The Jackal driving The Jackal's face into the mat.
Dark Angel moves back to her feet.
The Jackal is up again.
The Jackal executes the jumping sidekick on Dark Angel.
Dark Angel chops The Jackal.
Dark Angel hits The Jackal with the back of her elbow.
The Jackal gets hit with a back heel kick.
Dark Angel gets sent into the turnbuckle while The Jackal hits her with a splash.
The Jackal executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Dark Angel.
The Jackal grabs Dark Angel and applies an arm wrench.
The Jackal climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Dark Angel.
The Jackal gets up.
The Jackal runs in and leg drops Dark Angel.
Dark Angel is back on her feet.
The Jackal executes a neck breaker.
The Jackal makes the cover with a rolling reverse cradle.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Dark Angel reverses the pin attempt and bends The Jackal backwards.
Dark Angel plants a kiss on him, right on the lips.
Harold Gitt - Yeah, Baby! Now that's what I'm talking about!
Boa - Hhhhhiiiiisssssssss!!!!!!!!
Dark Angel suddenly bring The Jackal down in a crushing DDT.
The Charter - That, Harold, is called the Fallen Kiss. She ever kisses you like that, don't plan on talking for a little while.
Dark Angel goes for the pin.
Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3!
Harold Gitt - We've got ourselves a winner!
Steve Baley - The winner of this match, Dark Angel!!!
Dark Angel goes from the ring to the table where her boa still sits in front of Harold Gitt. She gently picks up her snake, then looks at Harold Gitt with a look of disgust as she walks off.
* * * * *
The Charter - Up next is a match that has over the last 24 hours had a lot of emotion poured into it. Bloodraven, recently revealed as Deacon and Goliath's brother, has a chance to get some revenge on Loose Cannon, whom Deacon had saved from a merciless beating almost a year ago.
Big Baggy Jelly - And that's what makes no sense to me. Why would Deacon make the save after what had happened to him, Goliath and Heaven?
Harold Gitt - Because he was being beat down because of what happened to me. He thought he could get better revenge by making him go against Jason Berodt. In the end, though, it backfired on him.
* * * * *
Loose Cannon vs. Bloodraven
Cannon catches Bloodraven with an elbow to the gut.
Bloodraven chants start.
Loose Cannon leapfrogs over the top of a sprinting Bloodraven.
Cannon executes a painful figure four leglock.
The Chumpetter is checking for a tap out.
... Bloodraven trys to escape. ... ... ... Cannon tightens the hold. ... Bloodraven trys to escape. ... Bloodraven is fighting the hold. ... Bloodraven is
fighting the hold. ... ... Rex Butler is fighting the hold. ... Bloodraven is
fighting the hold. Bloodraven escapes.
Big Baggy Jelly - That was a close one!
Loose Cannon is standing.
Bloodraven is on his feet.
Loose Cannon, out of desperation, slaps Bloodraven.
Bloodraven shakes it off like it's nothing.
Loose Cannon slaps Bloodraven again.
Bloodraven's eyes start to roll as he is feeding off of each slap.
Loose Cannon slaps Bloodraven again, and starts to back up.
Bloodraven grabs Loose Cannon by the throat.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane comes running down to the ring with chair in hand.
The Charter - What in the world??!
Brisbane slams the chair into Bloodraven's back.
Chumpetter calls for the bell.
(ring, ring, ring)
Bloodraven turns to look at Brisbane.
Brisbane slams the chair to Bloodraven's head.
Bloodraven falls to the mat.
Brisbane and Loose Cannon are simultaniously kicking Bloodraven.
Somehow, Bloodraven makes it back to his feet.
Bloodraven starts to focus on Brisbane.
Loose Cannon helps Brisbane out of the ring and out of Bloodraven's reach.
Steve Bayley - The winner of this match by disqualification, Bloodraven!!!
The Charter - I can't believe it!! Even with a little cheating, the Kliq still couldn't keep Bloodraven down!!!
Big Baggy Jelly - What the hell is Bloodraven, some kind of demon? Did you see the way he seemed to summon the strength from seemingly no where?
The Charter - Well, he did say he has been around for a long time. Maybe he is a demon. Or a fallen angel one.
* * * * *
[AJ Styles uses a snap mare takeover on Vinny Chompways.
AJ Styles covers Vinny Chompways hooking the leg.
Jesus Avamunch counts.
...1 ...2
Vinny Chompways escapes.
]
Harold Gitt - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Vinny Chompways.
[Vinny Chompways moves back to his feet.
AJ Styles pokes Vinny Chompways in the eye with his thumb.
Vinny Chompways pokes AJ Styles in the eyes.
]
The Charter - AJ Styles takes a eye poke.
Big Baggy Jelly - What is this, a eye poking match?
[Vinny Chompways neck snaps AJ Styles.
AJ Styles gouges Vinny Chompways's eyes out.
Vinny Chompways trys for a inverted atomic drop but is not strong enough to lift AJ Styles.
Vinny Chompways executes a jawbreaker on AJ Styles.
Vinny Chompways hits AJ Styles with an elbowdrop.
AJ Styles gets up.
AJ Styles superkicks Vinny Chompways.
Vinny Chompways gets up.
Vinny Chompways slaps AJ Styles.
AJ Styles gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Vinny Chompways trys for a over the shoulder stomachbreaker but is not strong enough to lift AJ Styles.
Vinny Chompways trys for a Aztecan suplex but is unable to lift AJ Styles.
Vinny Chompways gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by AJ Styles.
AJ Styles jabs Vinny Chompways.
AJ Styles forearm smashes Vinny Chompways.
Vinny Chompways drives a forearm into AJ Styles.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Vinny Chompways executes a forearm smash.
[AJ Styles bites Vinny Chompways's arm out of desparation.
Harold Gitt - Looks like we got a biter on our hands!
AJ Styles legsweeps Vinny Chompways.
AJ Styles covers Vinny Chompways hooking the leg.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1 ...2
Vinny Chompways escapes.
]
Harold Gitt - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Vinny Chompways. You saw how he beat the fuck out of the video store clerk.
[Vinny Chompways gets back to his feet.
AJ Styles hits him with a back fist.
AJ Styles hits Vinny Chompways with a heart punch.
AJ Styles hits Vinny Chompways with an elbowdrop.
Now AJ Styles standing.
Vinny Chompways stands up.
AJ Styles picks up Vinny Chompways and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
AJ Styles gets up.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - This is how wrestling should be!
Harold Gitt - Ha! Wrestling died the day I retired!
[Vinny Chompways gets back to his feet.
Vinny Chompways does a cartwheel and kicks AJ Styles in the face.
Now AJ Styles standing.
AJ Styles uses a closed fist on Vinny Chompways.
AJ Styles with an Aztecan suplex on Vinny Chompways sends him to the mat.
Now AJ Styles standing.
Now Vinny Chompways standing.
AJ Styles kicks Vinny Chompways in the stomach.
Vinny Chompways trys for a crotch slam but is not strong enough to lift AJ Styles.
Vinny Chompways and AJ Styles go to the floor
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Vinny Chompways trys for a belly-to-belly suplex but is not strong enough to lift AJ Styles.
They fight into the aisle.
(..2)
AJ Styles trys for a t-bone suplex but Vinny Chompways avoids it.
(...3)
AJ Styles swings a Steel chair and hits Vinny Chompways.
Vinny Chompways is bleeding as a result.
Vinny Chompways trys for a front slam but is not strong enough to lift AJ Styles.
Vinny Chompways and AJ Styles move back to ringside.
(....4)
AJ Styles get whipped into the corner and Vinny Chompways follows him in with an avalanche.
"Vinny Chompways sucks" chants start in the crowd.
(.....5)
Vinny Chompways trys for a head and arm suplex but AJ Styles avoids it.
(......6)
Vinny Chompways trys for a back breaker but is not strong enough to lift AJ Styles.
They fight into the aisle.
(.......7)
]
The Charter - Vinny Chompways'll be counted out.
Harold Gitt - Fuck, how many times are you tossers gonna say that during this match!
[Vinny Chompways and AJ Styles move back to ringside.
Vinny Chompways takes AJ Styles into the ring.
Vinny Chompways hits AJ Styles with an earringer.
Vinny Chompways delivers a short-arm clothesline to AJ Styles.
Vinny Chompways measures AJ Styles up and drops a closed fist.
Vinny Chompways gets back to his feet.
AJ Styles kicks Vinny Chompways in the stomach and executes the sitdown face slam.
AJ Styles moves back to his feet.
AJ Styles drags Vinny Chompways to the floor.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
]
The Charter - AJ Styles gaining an advantage of Vinny Chompways!
[(..2)
AJ Styles hits Vinny Chompways with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - AJ Styles with a hard elbowdrop.
Harold Gitt - As opposed to what, a soft elbowdrop, schmuck.
[AJ Styles stands up.
Vinny Chompways stands up.
(...3)
AJ Styles uses a lariat on Vinny Chompways.
(....4)
AJ Styles tackles Vinny Chompways to the floor.
AJ Styles is back on his feet.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
AJ Styles hits Vinny Chompways with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Now AJ Styles standing.
Vinny Chompways moves back to his feet.
AJ Styles executes a spinning DDT, planting Vinny Chompways's head in the mat.
Vinny Chompways gets back to his feet.
]
The Charter - Is this a great match or not?
Big Baggy Jelly - Yeah, you know it.
Harold Gitt - You two wouldn't know a great match if it was on its knees tonguing your balls!
[AJ Styles grabs Vinny Chompways's head and bites him in the face.
Vinny Chompways pulls AJ Styles's hair.
AJ Styles pokes Vinny Chompways in the eyes.
Vinny Chompways gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
AJ Styles hits Vinny Chompways with an elbowdrop.
Vinny Chompways hits AJ Styles with the double arm DDT into the mat.
Vinny Chompways gets up.
Vinny Chompways stomps AJ Styles.
Vinny Chompways rakes the face of AJ Styles in attempt to make a come back.
AJ Styles hits Vinny Chompways with an earringer.
Vinny Chompways get nailed with a double axhandle chop from AJ Styles.
Vinny Chompways stands up.
AJ Styles bites Vinny Chompways's arm out of desparation.
Vinny Chompways gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by AJ Styles.
]
The Charter - AJ Styles with a fireman's carry.
[AJ Styles hits Vinny Chompways with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
AJ Styles is back on his feet.
AJ Styles hits Vinny Chompways with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
AJ Styles stands up.
AJ Styles hits Vinny Chompways with an elbowdrop.
Vinny Chompways climbs to his feet.
AJ Styles executs the slingshot facebuster, slamming Vinny Chompways's face to the mat.
AJ Styles is back on his feet.
Vinny Chompways is up again.
Vinny Chompways gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on AJ Styles.
Vinny Chompways connects with a flying knee. AJ Styles goes down.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Knee!
Harold Gitt - Quiet down, I think I can that chicks nipples in the front row!
[Vinny Chompways rolls onto AJ Styles connecting with a knee.
Vinny Chompways knees AJ Styles and rolls back to his feet.
Vinny Chompways puts AJ Styles in an arm grapevine submission.
Vinny Chompways stomps AJ Styles.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - AJ Styles takes a stomp.
[Vinny Chompways measures AJ Styles up and drops a closed fist.
Now AJ Styles standing.
AJ Styles with spinning headscissors on Vinny Chompways send him hard to the mat.
AJ Styles is back on his feet.
Vinny Chompways stands up.
Vinny Chompways hits AJ Styles with a double underhook piledrive right into the mat.
Now Vinny Chompways standing.
Vinny Chompwayshits the fallaway slam on AJ Styles .
Vinny Chompways climbs to his feet.
Vinny Chompways leg drops AJ Styles.
"AJ Styles" chants start.
Vinny Chompways executes a neck breaker.
Vinny Chompways covers AJ Styles.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
Steve Baley - The winner of this match, Vinny Chompways!!!
* * * * *
The Charter - And now we come to the first of two championship matches as "Brilliant" Brian Brisbane and Heaven compete to see who will be our next TWC Dream champion.
Big Baggy Jelly - And as I said as the beginning of this broadcast, I'm banking on Heaven walking out with some TWC gold tonight!
Harold Gitt - Fiddlesticks! I still say Brisbane!
Deacon - It's going well, Jelly, thanks for asking.
Harold Gitt - That's nice to know. Now shut up. I'm trying to watch Heaven closely.
Deacon - Watch it, old man. That's my wife.
[Brilliant Brian Brisbane measures Heaven up and drops a closed fist.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane is back on his feet.
Heaven springboard DDT's Brilliant Brian Brisbane onto the mat!
Heaven gets back to her feet.
]
Harold Gitt - Is this a great match or not?
Big Baggy Jelly - Yes sir!
[Heaven hits Brilliant Brian Brisbane with an elbowdrop.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Heaven with a elbowdrop.
[Heaven is back on her feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets up.
Heaven rakes her fingers across Brilliant Brian Brisbane's back.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane runs and tackles Heaven. Brilliant Brian Brisbane punches her in the head.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane puts Heaven in an arm grapevine submission.
]
The Charter - Brilliant Brian Brisbane executes a arm grapevine.
[Heaven gets up.
Heaven nails Brilliant Brian Brisbane with a springboard dropkick.
Heaven climbs to her feet.
Now Brilliant Brian Brisbane standing.
]
The Charter - Brilliant Brian Brisbane could use some help about now.
Harold Gitt - Well go help him then, no one wants to hear your bullshit anyhow!
[Heaven gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Heaven hits Brilliant Brian Brisbane with a baba chop.
]
The Charter - Heaven with a baba chop.
[Brilliant Brian Brisbane rakes his fingers across Heaven's back.
Heaven bounces Brilliant Brian Brisbane off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane takes Heaven off her feet with a short-arm clothesline
]
The Charter - short-arm clothesline!
Harold Gitt - Clothesline, thats where a women belongs, hanging her husbands clothes out on the line, barefoot and pregnant.
Deacon - Says you. This ain't the thirties anymore. A lot has changed, and it's time you caught up.
[Heaven hits Brilliant Brian Brisbane with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - rolling elbow smash!
[Heaven knees Brilliant Brian Brisbane and rolls back to her feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets back to his feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane uses a swinging DDT to plant Heaven's head into the mat.
]
The Charter - That swinging DDT was very good.
[Brilliant Brian Brisbane puts a knee to Heaven's back and pulls her arms back.
Jesus Avamunch asks Heaven if she quits.
... Heaven is fighting the hold. ... Brilliant Brian Brisbane tightens the hold. Heaven escapes.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane and Heaven go to the floor
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Brilliant Brian Brisbane chokes Heaven with a microphone cable.
(..2)
Brilliant Brian Brisbane measures Heaven up and drops a closed fist.
Heaven climbs to her feet.
(...3)
Heaven trys for a gutbuster but is unable to lift Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
(....4)
Heaven hits Brilliant Brian Brisbane with an earringer.
(.....5)
Brilliant Brian Brisbane takes Heaven into the ring.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane executes a jawbreaker on Heaven.
Now Heaven standing.
Heaven hits a kneeling headbutt to Brilliant Brian Brisbane's groin.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane gets up.
Heaven knifehand chops Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane punches Heaven in the head.
]
Harold Gitt - Heaven takes a punch. Probably like the donkey punch Deacon gives her everynight in bed.
Deacon - What, you jealous? Rumor has it your girlfriend Super Ho may be back soon.
[Heaven trys for a fireman's carry into flapjack but is not strong enough to lift Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
* * * * * The Charter - There you have it, folks. Our new TWC Dream champion is Heaven. Now it's time for our main event. Big Baggy
Jelly - Oh, Yeah! Triple threat, Goliath vs Ace Gordon vs Pastor Joey Cagle. But Deacon was supposed to have talked to one of these, according to Goliath. Who was it, and what was it about? Harold Gitt
- What does it matter? Let's get to the action!!
Brilliant Brian Brisbane picks up Heaven and drops her neck first on the ropes.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane chants start.
Heaven gets locked in the double chicken wing.
Referee Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... Brilliant Brian Brisbane tightens the hold. ... Heaven trys to escape. Brilliant Brian Brisbane breaks the hold.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane drags Heaven to the floor.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Now Heaven standing.
(..2)
Heaven kicks Brilliant Brian Brisbane in the head.
(...3)
Heaven does a cartwheel and kicks Brilliant Brian Brisbane in the face.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane stands up.
(....4)
Brilliant Brian Brisbane hiptosses Heaven.
(.....5)
Brilliant Brian Brisbane takes Heaven into the ring.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane puts Heaven in an arm grapevine submission.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane covers Heaven.
Jesus Avamunch counts the pin.
...1
Heaven kicks out.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[Heaven moves back to her feet.
Heaven comes from behind and bulldogs Brilliant Brian Brisbane.
Heaven climbs to her feet.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane stands up.
Heaven grabs Brilliant Brian Brisbane's head and pulls him up in a stalling suplex.
Heaven gets Brilliant Brian Brisbane in the same position, setting up for the Judgment.
Heaven brings Brilliant Brian Brisbane down to the mat hard. Heaven goes for the pin.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
Steve Baley - The winner of this match, and new TWC Dream Championship champion, Heaven!!!
[Ace Gordon climbs to his feet.
Ace Gordon hits Pastor Joey Cagle with the back of his elbow.
Ace Gordon slaps Pastor Joey Cagle in the face.
Ace Gordon gets up.
Ace Gordon with an Aztecan suplex on Pastor Joey Cagle sends him to the mat.
Ace Gordon moves back to his feet.
Ace Gordon delivers a spinning backbreak to Pastor Joey Cagle.
Ace Gordon executes a corkscrew legdrop on Pastor Joey Cagle.
Ace Gordon gives Pastor Joey Cagle the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat.
Goliath stands up.
Pastor Joey Cagle gets back to his feet.
Ace Gordon uses a running lariat to take Goliath down.
Ace Gordon measures Goliath up and drops a closed fist.
]
Big Baggy Jelly - Ace Gordon executes a fist drop.
The Charter - Ace Gordon Looking like he might have what it takes to become the TWC British Champion
[Ace Gordon is up again.
Goliath gets up.
Goliath mule kicks Ace Gordon.
Ace Gordon legsweeps Goliath.
Goliath stands up.
Goliath bounces Ace Gordon off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat.
Goliath is up again.
Ace Gordon stands up.
Ace Gordon trys for a tiger suplex but is unable to lift Goliath.
Ace Gordon uses a snap mare takeover on Goliath.
Goliath gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ace Gordon.
Goliath stands up.
Goliath executes a headlock takedown.
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Harold Gitt - headlock takedown, I used to teach that move to my wrestlers!
[Ace Gordon knifehand chops Goliath.
Ace Gordon executes a swinging bulldog on Goliath driving Goliath's face into the mat.
Ace Gordon is back on his feet.
Ace Gordon executes a corkscrew legdrop on Goliath.
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The Charter - Ace Gordon with a corkscrew legdrop.
[Goliath gets hit with the shooting star press from Ace Gordon.
Jesus Avamunch counts.
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Goliath kicks out.
Goliath gets back to his feet.
Ace Gordon spinning mule kicks Pastor Joey Cagle.
Ace Gordon with a falling splash on Pastor Joey Cagle.
"Ace Gordon sucks" chants start in the crowd.
Ace Gordon is back on his feet.
Ace Gordon attempting a falling splash on Pastor Joey Cagle.
Pastor Joey Cagle moves out of Ace Gordon's way.
Pastor Joey Cagle throws Ace Gordon to a turnbuckle.
Pastor Joey Cagle runs towarn that same turnbuckle, jumping ten feet from it to perform a splash.
Ace Gordon falls to the mat. Pastor Joey Cagle makes the cover.
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The Charter - We've got ourselves a winner!
Steve Baley - The winner of this match, and new TWC British Championship champion, Pastor Joey Cagle!!!
Pastor Joey Cagle, with AJ Styles now in the ring beside him, looks at Goliath, who is still in the ring.
Pastor Joey Cagle - Goliath, you kept to your word. You said this belt didn't interest you, and I can see now that you were telling the truth. You can tell your brother that the Congregation is back, under a new name. Revelation!!!
Goliath stands there nodding as Deacon and the rest of Revelation look on from the curtains.
Big Baggy Jelly Whoa! Can you believe this?? Pastor Joey Cagle and AJ Styles are now with Revelation! Anything truly can happen in the TWC!!
Harold Gitt Just what we needed. Two more Bible thumpers for Team Deacon.
The Charter - Well, that's about all the time we have this week. For Big Baggy Jelly and Harold Gitt, I'm the Charter, and we'll see you here next week, wait, whats going on now.
The Spikertron comes on to a static screen for a few seconds before the image of TWC owner Big Daddy Jason Berodt appears on the screen as the crowds boos his appearence.
Big Daddy - Well, it seems like its been a very good night for you guys in Revelation tonight. My deepest heartfelt congratulations to Heaven and Pastor Joey Cagle for their title victories tonight and to also Bloodraven, who seems to wear armor makeup. But, as much as I'd enjoy celebrating with you guys, maybe read a couple bible stories, im affraid i'm here in an offical capacity as an owner. First, Pastor Joey Cagle, you will defend that title next week against TWC newcomer Sixx. But the biggest news of the night is for Mrs Deacon herself. As im sure you heard your opponent next week will be none other than myself. So enjoy your week as champion Heaven, and, to make sure there is no bibles thrown or holy water spilled during the match, Revelation is banned from ringside during the Dream Championship match. So what that means is, if anyone of you come to the ring, I will personally fire every single one of you from the TWC. Also, to make sure that we have a good clean honest match. The members of the Kliq will be at ringside during the match to ensure no one that shouldnt be there gets involved. So enjoy your week Team Deacon, because come next Monday, the boss is gonna get you all, especially Heaven, I'll show you what a real man can do to you baby.
(c)2005 TWC Entertainment
