MONDAY NIGHT STATESIDE

live from the United Center, Chicago, Illinois!

Monday 19th September 2005

The Charter - Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Chicago, home of the Bulls, and tonight, host to TWC Stateside. This will be a very difficult night for our Dream champion Heaven as Big Daddy Jason Berodt has stacked the deck in his favor.

Big Baggy Jelly - I can't believe he would stoop so low as to ban Revelation from ringside but keep the Kliq there. It's not fair!

Harold Gitt - But he said it was to keep Revelation from getting involved!

The Charter - You know as well as I do that the Kliq are out there for no other purpose than to make sure Big Daddy Jason Berodt walks out as the Dream champion. They don't play fair, and everyone knows it. But moving on, Pastor Joey Cagle makes his first title defense against Sixx.

Big Baggy Jelly - I hear the Pastor is planning on having a spot on the show soon like Jericho's Highlight Reel. That is going to be the bomb!

Harold Gitt - You mean it's going to bomb. No one here wants to see Pastor Joey Cagle with special guests.

The Charter - I do, and I'm sure the fans do too. We also have Bloodraven going against a returning Fonzbonz, Deacon takes on "The Elite" Jay Cee, and newcomer "The Star" Mike Milligan goes head to head with The Jackal.

Big Baggy Jelly - Let's not forget the four way table match for the TWC Extreme title featuring Loose Cannon, AJ Styles, and new guys Paul Nycz and Pauli "The Don" Mascona.

Harold Gitt - Hey, it's good to see that title coming back, as it hasn't been seen in 3 years.

The Charter - This is definately a night you don't want to miss, and we thank you again for letting us into your homes this evening.

Big Baggy Jelly - That's right. Without you, the fans, there would be no need for any of us.

Harold Gitt - Enough jibber jabber! I came to see a show, and a show I wanna see!

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[The scene goes to the backstage area to the office of TWC owner Big Daddy Jason Berodt where Big Daddy, Brilliant Brian Brisbane, The Loose Cannon, and Rude Girl are gathered. Brisbane and Loose Cannon are standing in front of Berodt's desk.]

Big Daddy - I can't fucking believe this shit! Once again, you make the Kliq look like a bunch of pussies!

The Loose Cannon - Hey, bro, just chill. So we had another bad night. We still haven't shaken off the ring rust-

Big Daddy - Ring rust my ass! Brisbane, because of you, I get to go against Heaven instead of you. I don't know whether to thank you for that, or slap you upside the head for losing to her. But then you have the match with Bloodraven. You had him down, and the two of you ran with your tails between your legs. Two of our best couldn't take out one man. One man!!! One little makeup wearing faggot who plays light tricks. My god, Rude Girl should be able to beat the asshole. Well, that one man has a match against Fonzbonz tonight, and your focus needs to be on keeping Team Fuckin Deacon out of my match. And you, my dear brother, had best walk out with the Extreme belt.

[Big Daddy motions for the group to leave as he stares a hole through them all the way out the door.]

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"The Star" Mike Milligan vs. The Jackal (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 280 pounds, from Manchester, UK, The Jackal!!! (crowd boos ****)

[The Jackal comes to the ring.]

Steve Baley - and his opponent, weighing in at 220 pounds, from Pittsburgh, PA, "The Star" Mike Milligan!!! (crowd cheers *********)

["The Star" Mike Milligan walks to the ring. The Chumpetter is the referee for this contest.
(the bell rings) The Jackal executes a ropeflip hiptoss on "The Star" Mike Milligan.]

Harold Gitt - "The Star" Mike Milligan takes a ropeflip hiptoss.

["The Star" Mike Milligan climbs to his feet.
The Jackal connects with a flying knee. "The Star" Mike Milligan goes down.
The Jackal fist drops "The Star" Mike Milligan on the mat.
The Jackal gets back to his feet.
Now "The Star" Mike Milligan standing.
The Jackal nails "The Star" Mike Milligan with a belly-to-back suplex.
The Jackal is up again.
"The Star" Mike Milligan is up again.
"The Star" Mike Milligan with a takeover suplex on The Jackal.
"The Star" Mike Milligan climbs to his feet.
The Jackal gets up.
"The Star" Mike Milligan drags The Jackal to the floor.
The Chumpetter starts the count (.1)
"The Star" Mike Milligan double underhook faceslams The Jackal hard to the floor.
"The Star" Mike Milligan pulls The Jackal back to his feet.
(..2)
"The Star" Mike Milligan mule kicks The Jackal.
The Jackal gets back to his feet.
(...3)
The Jackal executes a swinging bulldog on "The Star" Mike Milligan driving "The Star" Mike Milligan's face into the floor.
"The Star" Mike Milligan is up again.
(....4)
"The Star" Mike Milligan neck snaps The Jackal.]

Harold Gitt - "The Star" Mike Milligan executes a neck snap.

[(.....5)
"The Star" Mike Milligan takes The Jackal into the ring.
"The Star" Mike Milligan uses a snap mare takeover on The Jackal.
"The Star" Mike Milligan gets thrown into the turnbuckle. The Jackal comes over and smashes "The Star" Mike Milligan's head into it.
"The Star" Mike Milligan trys for a cobra clutch suplex but The Jackal avoids it.
"The Star" Mike Milligan does a cartwheel and kicks The Jackal in the face.
"The Star" Mike Milligan punches The Jackal repeatedly.
The Jackal rakes the face of "The Star" Mike Milligan in attempt to make a come back.
The Jackal knifehand chops "The Star" Mike Milligan.
"The Star" Mike Milligan gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
"The Star" Mike Milligan is back on his feet.
"The Star" Mike Milligan applies the clawhold on The Jackal.
"The Star" Mike Milligan pokes The Jackal in the eyes.
The Jackal hits "The Star" Mike Milligan with the double arm DDT into the mat.
The Jackal climbs to his feet.
The Jackal executes a headlock takedown.]

Big Baggy Jelly - "The Star" Mike Milligan takes a headlock takedown.

["The Star" Mike Milligan is up again.
"The Star" Mike Milligan executes a ropeflip hiptoss on The Jackal.
The Jackal is up again.
The Jackal gives "The Star" Mike Milligan a reverse neckbreaker.
The Jackal stands up.
"The Star" Mike Milligan is back on his feet.
"The Star" Mike Milligan hits a spinning leg lariat on The Jackal sending him to the mat.
The Jackal climbs to his feet.
The Jackal uses a closed fist on "The Star" Mike Milligan.
"The Star" Mike Milligan executes a huge gutbuster on The Jackal.
The Jackal gets hit with the shooting star press from "The Star" Mike Milligan.
The Chumpetter counts.
...1
The Jackal escapes.]

The Charter - Not even close!

Harold Gitt - Is this almost over, i could use a cup of tea and a tinkle about now.
[The Jackal is back on his feet.
"The Star" Mike Milligan hits him with a back fist.
"The Star" Mike Milligan kicks The Jackal in the groin.
"The Star" Mike Milligan rakes the face of The Jackal in attempt to make a come back.
"The Star" Mike Milligan hits The Jackal with the back of his elbow.
"The Star" Mike Milligan executes a headlock takedown.
The Jackal is up again.
The Jackal uses a swinging DDT to plant "The Star" Mike Milligan's head into the mat.
The Jackal climbs to his feet.
The Jackal rolls onto "The Star" Mike Milligan connecting with a knee.
The Jackal hits "The Star" Mike Milligan with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
"The Star" Mike Milligan climbs to his feet.
"The Star" Mike Milligan chops The Jackal.
"The Star" Mike Milligan gets hit with a dragon scerw from The Jackal.]

Harold Gitt - dragon screw!

[The Jackal is up again.
"The Star" Mike Milligan gets back to his feet.
"The Star" Mike Milligan uses a closed fist on The Jackal.
The Jackal chops "The Star" Mike Milligan.
The Jackal hits "The Star" Mike Milligan with the back of his elbow.
The Jackal hits a spinning leg lariat on "The Star" Mike Milligan sending him to the mat.
Now "The Star" Mike Milligan standing.
"The Star" Mike Milligan executes a springboard bulldog, slamming The Jackal's head onto the mat.
"The Star" Mike Milligan is back on his feet.
"The Star" Mike Milligan puts The Jackal in the double armbar submission.
The Chumpetter is checking for a tap out.
... ... ... The Jackal trys to escape. ... The Jackal trys to escape. "The Star" Mike Milligan breaks the hold.
The Jackal climbs to his feet.
The Jackal executes the jumping sidekick on "The Star" Mike Milligan.]

The Charter - "The Star" Mike Milligan takes a jumping sidekick.
Harold Gitt - I use to teach my wrestlers how to avoid that move.
[The Jackal goes for a pin.
The Chumpetter counts the pin.
...1 ...2
"The Star" Mike Milligan escapes.]

The Charter - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like "The Star" Mike Milligan.

Harold Gitt - What did you say, i was sleeping.
["The Star" Mike Milligan climbs to his feet.
"The Star" Mike Milligan clotheslines The Jackal.
"The Star" Mike Milligan covers The Jackal hooking the leg.
Referee The Chumpetter makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3

Steve Baley - The winner of this match, "The Star" Mike Milligan!!!

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"The Heavens" plays in the arena as The Chairman of the Board of Directors Jayse The Ace makes his way down towards the ring where a tumbler is set up. The crowd is on its feet cheering doing the Jayse the Ace Punch Dance as Jayse enter the ring and joins the waiting Foxy Fiona.
Foxy Fiona - Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the Chairman of the TWC Board of Directors, Jayse The Ace
Jayse The Ace - Thank you Foxy, and now its time to draw out of the tumbler who will face the winner of tonights TWC Dream Championship match next week on Stateside.
Jayse the Ace reaches into the tumbler and takes out a ball and opens it up, showing the piece of paper to the camera first before reading it.
Jayse the Ace - And the next challenger for the Dream Championship is......FonzBonz. Thank you.

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Harold Gitt -
The Charter Well next week on Stateside we will either be seeing FonzBonz vs Heaven or Fonzbonz vs Big Daddy Jason Berodt-
Harold Gitt - It's a bloody fix I tell you, Fonzbonz has been back in the TWC for 6 seconds and he's already getting title shots.
The Charter -He's an active member of the TWC, and you know according to the rules of the Dream Championship, anyone can be drawn to face off for the title, that includes us even.
Harold Gitt - I wish they would draw me, I'd show these young bastards how to wrestle, these guys today couldnt hold my jock strap.
Big Baggy Jelly - And who could blame for not wanting to hold that old smelly thing.
Harold Gitt - Keep it up fat boy, and you'll be eating the thing for your next meal.

Vinny Chompways vs. Dark Angel (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Big Baggy Jelly - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 133 pounds, from London, UK, Vinny Chompways!!! (crowd boos ********)

[Vinny Chompways comes to the ring. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - and his opponent, weighing in at 130 pounds, from Longview, Texas, Dark Angel!!! (crowd cheers *******)

[Dark Angel walks to the ring. The Chumpetter is the referee for this contest.
(ring, ring, ring) Dark Angel trys for a tiger suplex but is unable to lift Vinny Chompways.
Vinny Chompways gets hit with a back heel kick.
Vinny Chompways gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dark Angel.
Dark Angel gets up.
Vinny Chompways gets hit with the shooting star press from Dark Angel.
Referee The Chumpetter makes the count.
...1
Vinny Chompways kicks out.]

The Charter - Dark Angel should have known better than to try for a shooting star press at this point in the match.

[Dark Angel legsweeps Vinny Chompways.
Dark Angel executes a corkscrew legdrop on Vinny Chompways.
Dark Angel is up again.
Vinny Chompways gets up.
Vinny Chompways hits Dark Angel with a slingshot bodyblock.
"Vinny sucks" chants start in the crowd.]

Big Baggy Jelly - My God!! What a match!

[Vinny Chompways puts Dark Angel in an arm grapevine submission.
Vinny Chompways stomps Dark Angel's head.
Dark Angel stands up.
Vinny Chompways kicks Dark Angel in the groin.
Vinny Chompways spins around Dark Angel's back and DDT's her into the mat.
Vinny Chompways moves back to his feet.
Dark Angel rakes the face of Vinny Chompways in attempt to make a come back.
Vinny Chompways runs and tackles Dark Angel. Vinny Chompways punches her in the head.
Dark Angel gets back to her feet.
Dark Angel chops Vinny Chompways.]

Harold Gitt - Dark Angel with a chop.

[Dark Angel hits him with a back fist.
Dark Angel gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Dark Angel is back on her feet.
Vinny Chompways uses a lariat on Dark Angel.
Dark Angel gets up.
Vinny Chompways gets locked into the headscissors submission by Dark Angel.
The Chumpetter is checking for a tap out.
... ... ... Dark Angel breaks the hold.
Dark Angel and Vinny Chompways go to the floor
The Chumpetter starts the count (.1)
Dark Angel hits Vinny Chompways with the back of her elbow. (.2)
Dark Angel knifehand chops Vinny Chompways.]

Harold Gitt - knifehand chop!

[Vinny Chompways mule kicks Dark Angel. (.3)]

The Charter - mule kick!

[Dark Angel slaps Vinny Chompways.
Vinny Chompways chops Dark Angel. (.4)
Dark Angel hits Vinny Chompways with a heart punch.
They head back into the ring.
Dark Angel hits Vinny Chompways with a single arm DDT.]

Harold Gitt - Good single arm DDT by Dark Angel.

[Now Dark Angel standing.
Dark Angel and Vinny Chompways go to the floor
The Chumpetter starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Dark Angel knees Vinny Chompways and rolls back to her feet.
Vinny Chompways stands up.
(...3)
Dark Angel rakes her fingers across Vinny Chompways's back.
(....4)
Dark Angel gets taken down with an armdrag takedown.
(.....5)
Vinny Chompways and Dark Angel move back to ringside.
Vinny Chompways takes Dark Angel into the ring.
Vinny Chompways knees Dark Angel and rolls back to his feet.
Dark Angel gets up.
Dark Angel tackles Vinny Chompways.
Dark Angel goes for a pin attempt.
The Chumpetter counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Vinny Chompways escapes.]

Big Baggy Jelly - Not even close!

[Vinny Chompways slaps Dark Angel.
Dark Angel executes a swinging bulldog on Vinny Chompways driving Vinny Chompways's face into the mat.
Now Dark Angel standing.
Dark Angel locks Vinny Chompways in the odd octopus hold.
The Chumpetter asks Vinny Chompways if he quits.
... ... Vinny Chompways is fighting the hold. Dark Angel breaks the hold.]

Big Baggy Jelly - The TWC is the only place for entertainment like this!

[Vinny Chompways takes a slap to the face from Dark Angel.
Dark Angel gets back to her feet.
Dark Angel uses a snap mare takeover on Vinny Chompways.
Dark Angel fist drops Vinny Chompways on the mat.
Now Dark Angel standing.
Dark Angel executes a corkscrew legdrop on Vinny Chompways.]

The Charter - Dark Angel with a corkscrew legdrop.

[Dark Angel is back on her feet.
Dark Angel rolls onto Vinny Chompways connecting with a knee.
Dark Angel spinning mule kicks Vinny Chompways.
Vinny Chompways gets hit with the shooting star press from Dark Angel.
The Chumpetter counts.
...1
Vinny Chompways kicks out.]

Big Baggy Jelly - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Vinny Chompways is hit with a backward kick.
Vinny Chompways gets hit with the shooting star press from Dark Angel.
The Chumpetter counts.
...1 ...2
Vinny Chompways kicks out.]

The Charter - Dark Angel should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Vinny Chompways moves back to his feet.
Dark Angel hits Vinny Chompways with a rolling elbow smash to the face.]

Harold Gitt - Vinny Chompways takes a rolling elbow smash.

[Vinny Chompways gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dark Angel.
Dark Angel is back on her feet.
Vinny Chompways gets up.
Vinny Chompways throws Dark Angel off the ropes and hits her with a cross-body block.
Vinny Chompways gets up.
Vinny Chompways hits Dark Angel with an elbowdrop.
Vinny Chompways stands up.
Dark Angel stands up.
Vinny Chompways executes a swinging neckbreaker on Dark Angel.
Vinny Chompways measures Dark Angel up and drops a closed fist.
Dark Angel is back on her feet.
Vinny Chompways gouges Dark Angel's eyes out.
"Vinny sucks" chants start in the crowd.
Vinny Chompways executes the Super DDT on Dark Angel!
Vinny Chompways makes the cover with a reverse cradle.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Dark Angel reverses the pin attempt and bends Vinny backwards.
Dark Angel plants a kiss on him, right on the lips.]

Harold Gitt - I don't care what you fuckers say, I love this move!

[Dark Angel suddenly brings Vinny Chompways down in a crushing DDT.
The Charter - That's the Fallen Kiss. This match is as good as over.
Dark Angel goes for the pin.
The Chumpetter makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3!

Harold Gitt - We've got ourselves a winner!

Steve Baley - The winner of this match, Dark Angel!!!
Dark Angel goes from the ring to the table, making Harold Gitt think she's coming to see him. She then goes right behind Harold, where her boa is sitting behind him. She gently picks up her snake, then looks at Harold Gitt and says something inaudible to him.

Big Baggy Jelly - What did she just say to you?

Harold Gitt - She told me to consider myself lucky.

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Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, from London, UK, Fonzbonz!!! (crowd boos *******)

[Fonzbonz walks to the ring.]

Steve Baley - and his opponent, weighing in at 325 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Bloodraven!!! (Crowd cheers *********)

"Stand Alone" by Godsmack plays as Fonzbonz awaits the arrival of Bloodraven. After a moment, the lights go out. Ten seconds later, they are back on, and Fonzbonz is still looking to the ramp for Bloodraven. He gets a look of fear in his eyes as he turns around slowly. As he sees Bloodraven standing right behind him, Fonzbonz jumps a little and moves away. Bloodraven just stands there, just like the week before, with a sadistic smile on his face.

The Charter - Just last week, this man stood up against a beating by both Loose Cannon and Brilliant Brian Brisbane. And now Fonzbonz thinks he can handle this monster? Good luck!!

The Chumpetter is the referee for this contest.
(ring, ring, ring) Fonzbonz hits Bloodraven with the back of his elbow.
Fonzbonz uses a snap mare takeover on Bloodraven.
Fonzbonz punches Bloodraven repeatedly.
Fonzbonz does a cartwheel and kicks Bloodraven in the face.
Bloodraven climbs to his feet.
Bloodraven spinning mule kicks Fonzbonz
Fonzbonz gets back to his feet.
Fonzbonz executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Bloodraven.
Bloodraven stands up.
Bloodraven executes a swinging neckbreaker on Fonzbonz.
"Fonzbonz sucks" chants start in the crowd.]

The Charter - If Bloodraven keeps using moves like that swinging neckbreaker he could win the match!

Harold Gitt - I Invented that move in 1927.

[Bloodraven with a falling splash on Fonzbonz.
Bloodraven sends Fonzbonz to ringside.]

Harold Gitt - Fonzbonz is much safer at ringside. Bloodraven can't get a pin there.

[The Chumpetter starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Fonzbonz pokes Bloodraven in the eyes.
(...3)
Fonzbonz is hit with a backward kick.
Fonzbonz gets up.
(....4)
Fonzbonz hits a jumping elbow thrust on Bloodraven.]

Big Baggy Jelly - Fonzbonz with a jumping elbow thrust.

[Now Bloodraven is standing.
(.....5)
Bloodraven takes Fonzbonz into the ring.
Bloodraven executes a swinging bulldog on Fonzbonz driving Fonzbonz's face into the mat.
Bloodraven moves back to his feet.]

Big Baggy Jelly - This is how wrestling should be!

Harold Gitt - Ha! Wrestling died the day I retired!

[Fonzbonz gets back to his feet.
Bloodraven does a cartwheel and kicks Fonzbonz in the face.
Now Fonzbonz is standing.
Fonzbonz uses a closed fist on Bloodraven.
Fonzbonz with an Aztecan suplex on Bloodraven sends him to the mat.
Now Fonzbonz standing.
Now Bloodraven standing.
Fonzbonz kicks Bloodraven in the stomach.
Bloodraven and Fonzbonz go to the floor
The Chumpetter starts the count (.1)
They fight into the aisle.
(..2)
Fonzbonz trys for a t-bone suplex but Bloodraven avoids it.
(...3)
Fonzbonz swings a Steel chair and hits Bloodraven.
Bloodraven is bleeding as a result.
Bloodraven and Fonzbonz move back to ringside.
(....4)
Fonzbonz into the corner and Bloodraven follows him in with an avalanche.
"Fonzbonz sucks" chants start in the crowd.
(.....5)
Fonzbonz trys for a head and arm suplex but Bloodraven avoids it.
(......6)
Fonzbonz trys for a back breaker but is not strong enough to lift Bloodraven.
They fight into the aisle.
(.......7)]

The Charter - They'll be counted out.

Harold Gitt - Fuck, how many times are you tossers gonna say that during this match!

[Fonzbonz and Bloodraven move back to ringside.
Bloodraven takes Fonzbonz into the ring.
Bloodraven hits Fonzbonz with an earringer.
Bloodraven delivers a short-arm clothesline to Fonzbonz.
Bloodraven measures Fonzbonz up and drops a closed fist.
Fonzbonz kicks Bloodraven in the stomach and executes the sitdown face slam.
Fonzbonz moves back to his feet.
Fonzbonz drags Bloodraven to the floor.
The Chumpetter starts the count (.1)]

The Charter - Fonzbonz gaining an advantage on Bloodraven!

[(..2)
Fonzbonz hits Bloodraven with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.]

Big Baggy Jelly - Fonzbonz with a hard elbowdrop.
Harold Gitt - As opposed to what, a soft elbowdrop, schmuck.
[Fonzbonz stands up.
Bloodraven stands up.
(...3)
Fonzbonz uses a lariat on Bloodraven.
(....4)
Fonzbonz tackles Bloodraven to the floor.
Fonzbonz is back on his feet.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Fonzbonz hits Bloodraven with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Fonzbonz is standing.
Bloodraven moves back to his feet.
Fonzbonz executes a spinning DDT, planting Bloodraven's head in the mat.
Bloodraven looks like he's out cold.
Fonzbonz shows off to the crowd, and shouts insults to a group of fans holding a Bloodraven sign.
Bloodraven suddenly sits up, then stands up.]

The Charter - My God! He's not out of this yet!

Big Baggy Jelly - This guy is dangerous, and I think Fonzbonz could be in trouble!

Harold Gitt - Come on! Just because he sat up from a spinning DDT? You gotta be joking me!

[Fonzbonz, out of desperation, slaps Bloodraven.
Bloodraven shakes it off like it's nothing.
Fonzbonz slaps Bloodraven again.
Bloodraven's eyes start to roll as he is feeding off of each slap.
Fonzbonz slaps Bloodraven again, and starts to back up.
Bloodraven grabs Fonzbonz by the throat.
Bloodraven lifts Fonzbonz up and chokeslams him hard.
Bloodraven picks Fonzbonz up, puts Fonzbonz's head between his knees, hooking each one of his arms under each of Fonzbonz's.
Bloodraven twists one arm around a little, then brings Fonzbonz to the mat with force and a spin.]
Big Baggy Jelly - That's Turning Tables, and that should be it!

[The Chumpetter makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3!]
Steve Baley - The winner of this match, Bloodraven!!!

Suddenly, the lights go out and lightning strikes the ring at the steel posts. Several voices can be heard laughing over the speakers. When the lights come back on, Bloodraven is nowhere to be found.

Big Baggy Jelly - What the hell is going on? How could he just disappear like that?

The Charter - What I want to know is where the lightning came from, and who were those voices laughing?

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Paul Nycz vs. AJ Styles vs. Pauli "The Don" Mascona vs. The Loose Cannon (TWC Extreme Championship) gimmick (Table Match)

Steve Baley - This match is a Table Match for the TWC Extreme Championship title. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 255 pounds, from Nashville, TN, Paul Nycz!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[Paul Nycz comes to the ring.]

Steve Baley - The second in this four way match, weighing in at 215 pounds, from Gainsville, Georgia, AJ Styles!!! (crowd cheers **************)

[AJ Styles walks to the ring.]

Steve Baley - introducing third, weighing in at 304 pounds, from Palermo, Italy, Pauli "The Don" Mascona!!! (crowd boos ************)

[Pauli "The Don" Mascona walks to the ring.]

Steve Baley - And finally, weighing in at 390 pounds, from Davenport, Iowa a member of The Kliq, The Loose Cannon!!! (crowd boos ******)

[Beer Thirty, By Brooks and Dunn plays as The Loose Cannon heads to the ring to the boo's of the crowd as Cannon throws empty beer cans into the crowd
Pauli "The Don" Mascona gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Paul Nycz.
AJ Styles drops The Loose Cannon with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
Pauli "The Don" Mascona executes a pumphandle suplex on The Loose Cannon.
Jesus Avamunch checks The Loose Cannon's boots and knee pads.
(the bell rings) Pauli "The Don" Mascona executes the guillotine choke on AJ Styles.]

The Charter - AJ Styles takes a guillotine choke.

[Pauli "The Don" Mascona climbs to his feet.
AJ Styles moves back to his feet.
AJ Styles hits him with a back fist.
Pauli "The Don" Mascona kicks AJ Styles in the head.
AJ Styles stands up.
AJ Styles gets hit with a back heel kick.
AJ Styles moves back to his feet.
Pauli "The Don" Mascona chops AJ Styles.]

Harold Gitt - AJ Styles takes a chop.

[AJ Styles is hit with a backward kick.
Pauli "The Don" Mascona executes a corkscrew legdrop on AJ Styles.
Pauli "The Don" Mascona climbs to his feet.
Pauli "The Don" Mascona rolls onto AJ Styles connecting with a knee.
Pauli "The Don" Mascona knifehand chops AJ Styles.
AJ Styles executes a split legged moonsault on to Pauli "The Don" Mascona.
AJ Styles stands up.
AJ Styles takes Pauli "The Don" Mascona out to the floor.
AJ Styles knee drops Pauli "The Don" Mascona.
AJ Styles chants start.
AJ Styles stands up.
AJ Styles runs in and leg drops Pauli "The Don" Mascona.
AJ Styles chants start.]

Harold Gitt - AJ Styles is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[AJ Styles hits Pauli "The Don" Mascona with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
AJ Styles hits Pauli "The Don" Mascona with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Pauli "The Don" Mascona hits AJ Styles with the back of his elbow.
AJ Styles jabs Pauli "The Don" Mascona.
AJ Styles gouges Pauli "The Don" Mascona's eyes out.]

The Charter - AJ Styles with a eye gouge.

[Pauli "The Don" Mascona uses the verticle facebuster on AJ Styles.
Pauli "The Don" Mascona sucks chants start in the crowd.]

Harold Gitt - That verticle facebuster was very good.

[AJ Styles gets back to his feet.
Pauli "The Don" Mascona takes AJ Styles into the ring.]

Harold Gitt - AJ Styles could use some help about now.

[Pauli "The Don" Mascona goes for a jumping DDT but AJ Styles dodges the attack.
Pauli "The Don" Mascona takes AJ Styles out to the floor.
Pauli "The Don" Mascona delivers a spinning backbreak to AJ Styles.
Now AJ Styles standing.
AJ Styles kicks Pauli "The Don" Mascona in the stomach.
Pauli "The Don" Mascona is up again.
AJ Styles uses a lariat on Pauli "The Don" Mascona.
AJ Styles hits Pauli "The Don" Mascona with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.]

Harold Gitt - AJ Styles executes a elbowdrop.

[AJ Styles is up again.
AJ Styles hits Pauli "The Don" Mascona with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
AJ Styles hits Pauli "The Don" Mascona with an elbowdrop.
Pauli "The Don" Mascona is back on his feet.
Paul Nycz stands up.
Paul Nycz grabs The Loose Cannon and applies an arm wrench.
The Loose Cannon is up again.
The Loose Cannon pokes Paul Nycz in the eyes.
Paul Nycz short lariats The Loose Cannon.
Paul Nycz rolls onto The Loose Cannon connecting with a knee.
Paul Nycz measures The Loose Cannon up and drops a closed fist.
Paul Nycz hits The Loose Cannon with an elbowdrop.
Paul Nycz stands up.
The Loose Cannon gets up.
The Loose Cannon hits Paul Nycz with an atomic drop.
The Loose Cannon takes Paul Nycz into the ring.]

Big Baggy Jelly - This is quality sports entertainment!

[The Loose Cannon chokes Paul Nycz with his boot.
The Loose Cannon slingshot elbow drops Paul Nycz.
Paul Nycz stands up.]

The Charter - What an outstanding match!

[The Loose Cannon throws Paul Nycz off the ropes, rolls on the ground, comes back up and delivers a clothesline.
Paul Nycz is back on his feet.]

Harold Gitt - This is how wrestling should be!

[The Loose Cannon nails Paul Nycz with a huge slingshot sommersault splash.
Paul Nycz executes a swinging bulldog on Pauli "The Don" Mascona driving Pauli "The Don" Mascona's face into the mat.
Paul Nycz moves back to his feet.
Pauli "The Don" Mascona is back on his feet.
Pauli "The Don" Mascona executes a jawbreakeron Paul Nycz.
Paul Nycz gets up.
Pauli "The Don" Mascona with spinning headscissors on Paul Nycz send him hard to the mat.
Pauli "The Don" Mascona sucks chants start in the crowd.
Pauli "The Don" Mascona gets back to his feet.
Paul Nycz is back on his feet.
Pauli "The Don" Mascona uses a snap mare takeover on Paul Nycz.
Pauli "The Don" Mascona sucks chants start in the crowd.
Pauli "The Don" Mascona attempts a falling splash on Paul Nycz.
Paul Nycz rolls out of the way just in time, causing Pauli "The Don" Mascona to crash through the table.
The Loose Cannon, seeing an opportunity, pulls another table from under the ring.
The Loose Cannon puts the table up.
The Loose Cannon then picks up a virtually unconscious Pauli "The Don" Mascona.
The Loose Cannon wobbles a little under the weight, then slams Pauli "The Don" Mascona through the table.
Jesus Avamunch calls for the bell.]

Big Baggy Jelly - The Loose Cannon has won the match!

Steve Baley - The winner of this match, and new TWC Extreme Championship champion, The Loose Cannon!!

* * * * *

Pastor Joey Cagle vs. Sixx (TWC British Championship) gimmick (Standard Match)

Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match for the TWC British Championship title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 320 pounds, from Raleigh, NC, Pastor Joey Cagle!!! (crowd cheers ********)

[Pastor Joey Cagle comes to the ring.]

Steve Baley - and his opponent, weighing in at 290 pounds, from Jacksonville, FL, Sixx!!! (crowd boos ***********)

[Sixx walks to the ring. Jesus Avamunch is the referee for this contest. Jesus Avamunch checks Pastor Joey Cagle's boots and knee pads.
Sixx executes a pumphandle suplex on Pastor Joey Cagle.
(ring, ring, ring) Pastor Joey Cagle pins Sixx against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm.
Pastor Joey Cagle is hit with a backward kick.
Pastor Joey Cagle gets back to his feet.
Pastor Joey Cagle bounces Sixx off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat.
Pastor Joey Cagle gets back to his feet.
Now Sixx standing.
Pastor Joey Cagle gets hit with a back heel kick.
Pastor Joey Cagle is back on his feet.
Pastor Joey Cagle pokes Sixx in the eye with his thumb.
Pastor Joey Cagle does a cartwheel and kicks Sixx in the face.
Sixx gets back to his feet.
Sixx hits Pastor Joey Cagle with the crotch slam.]

Big Baggy Jelly - That crotch slam was very good.

[Sixx attempts a falling splash on Pastor Joey Cagle.
Pastor Joey Cagle moves out of the way.
Pastor Joey Cagle pulls Sixx back to his feet.
Pastor Joey Cagle throws Sixx to the opposite turnbuckle.
Pastor Joey Cagle follows through with a Bible Belt splash on Sixx.
Sixx falls to the mat.
Pastor Joey Cagle makes the cover.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3]

Harold Gitt - Pastor Joey Cagle has won the match!

Steve Baley - The winner of this match, and still TWC British Championship champion, Pastor Joey Cagle!!!

* * * * *

Deacon vs. "The Elite" Jay Cee (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 230 pounds, from Southwest, England, "The Elite" Jay Cee!!!

["The Elite" Jay Cee comes to the ring. ]

Big Baggy Jelly - and his opponent, weighing in at 515 pounds, from Longview, Texas a member of Revelation, Deacon!!! (crowd cheers ********)

[Deacon walks to the ring. Jesus Avamunch is the referee for this contest. "The Elite" Jay Cee drops Deacon with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
Deacon places "The Elite" Jay Cee on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
(ring, ring, ring) "The Elite" Jay Cee short-arm clotheslines Deacon to the mat.
Deacon moves back to his feet.
Deacon nails "The Elite" Jay Cee with a belly-to-back suplex.
"The Elite" Jay Cee is back on his feet.
"The Elite" Jay Cee hits him with a back fist.
Deacon executes the jumping sidekick on "The Elite" Jay Cee.
"The Elite" Jay Cee moves back to his feet.
"The Elite" Jay Cee goes for a springboard bulldog but Deacon dodges the attack.
"The Elite" Jay Cee drags Deacon to the floor.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Deacon uses a swinging DDT to plant "The Elite" Jay Cee's head into the floor.
"The Elite" Jay Cee is back on his feet.
(..2)]

The Charter - What an outstanding match!

[Deacon goes for a headscissors takeover but "The Elite" Jay Cee dodges the attack.
(...3)
Deacon springboard DDT's "The Elite" Jay Cee onto the floor!
Deacon stands up.
They head back into the ring.
Now "The Elite" Jay Cee standing.
"The Elite" Jay Cee neck snaps Deacon.
Deacon nails "The Elite" Jay Cee with an inverted DDT.
Deacon chants start.
Deacon is up again.
Deacon hits "The Elite" Jay Cee with an elbowdrop.
"The Elite" Jay Cee gets up.
Deacon spinebuster bombs "The Elite" Jay Cee onto the mat.
Deacon runs in and leg drops "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Deacon powerbombs "The Elite" Jay Cee into the mat.
Deacon goes for a pin.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1 ...2
The Loose Cannon comes running out to ringside.
Deacon leaves "The Elite" Jay Cee to confront him.]

Big Baggy Jelly - What the hell!! Loose Cannon has no business out here!!

[With Deacon and Jesus Avamunch distracted, Brilliant Brian Brisbane hops over the guardrail.
Brilliant Brian Brisbane grabs a steel chair and slides it to "The Elite" Jay Cee, who is recovering in the ring.
"The Elite" Jay Cee is now standing.
"The Elite" Jay Cee grabs Deacon by the shoulder.
"The Elite" Jay Cee slams a chair over Deacon's head.
Deacon falls to the mat.
"The Elite" Jay Cee slides the chair out of the ring and covers Deacon.
The Loose Cannon lets up on the ref so he can count.
Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3!!]

Big Baggy Jelly - "The Elite" Jay Cee has won this match, thanks to the Kliq! What were they doing out here, anyway?
Steve Baley - The winner of this match, "The Elite" Jay Cee!!!

* * * * *

Heaven vs. Big Daddy Jason Berodt (TWC Dream Championship) gimmick (Standard Match)

The Charter - It's time for tonight's main event, TWC owner Big Daddy Jason Berodt vs the current Dream Champion, Heaven.
Big Baggy Jelly - Well, certainly no love lost between these competitors, the history is well documented on how Big Daddy and the Kliq feel about anyone that is anyway connected with Deacon, is this is about as connected as you can get, being Deacon's wife.
The Charter - Also, lets not forget that it was Big Daddy and THe Loose Cannon who kidnapped Heaven about a year back. The memories of that must be horrible for her as we have heard stories about what went on during that time.
Harold Gitt - Ah yes, I remember when The Loose Cannon rented Heaven to me. Good times.
The Charter - You never cease to amaze me, Gitt.
Harold Gitt That's what the ladies tell me too.
The Charter - Let's get to the ring where Steve Baley has the intros
Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match for the TWC Dream Championship title. On her way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 130 pounds, from Longview, Texas, Heaven!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[Heaven comes to the ring. ]

Steve Baley - and his opponent, weighing in at 320 pounds, from Davenport, Iowa a member of The Kliq accompanied by Rude Girl, Big Daddy Jason Berodt!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[Woke Up This Morning By A-3 plays as Big Daddy,Rude Girl, The Loose Cannon, Brilliant Brian Brisbane, Vinny Chompways, FonzBonz, and "The Elite" Jay Cee all walk down to the ring to a crushing amount of boos
The Charter - Wow, Big Daddy said that The Kliq would be at ringside to prevent Revelation from getting involved in the match, but this looks to be almost every heel on the roster has come down to the ring.
Big Baggy Jelly - A true alliance of evil at ringside.
Harold Gitt - No, that's just a group of truly smart wrestlers who know where their bread is buttered and that it's smart to support the boss.
The Charter - Well, anyway you look at it the deck is certainly stacked against Heaven tonight, with all these wrestlers ringside and with Big Daddy banning Revelation from ringside and saying that any member of that group who does interfere will be fired on the spot.
Heaven tests out the ropes as The Kliq takes its places around the ring and Big Daddy enters the ring with a big smile on his face before charging at Heaven.
Heaven gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
(ding, ding, ding) Heaven rakes her fingers across Big Daddy Jason Berodt's back.
Heaven kicks Big Daddy Jason Berodt in the head.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt hits a kneeling headbutt to Heaven's groin.
Big Baggy Jelly Interesting.
Now Heaven is standing.
Heaven trys for a gutbuster but is unable to lift Big Daddy Jason Berodt.
Heaven hits Big Daddy Jason Berodt with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
Heaven rolls onto Big Daddy Jason Berodt connecting with a knee.
Heaven hits a spinning leg lariat on Big Daddy Jason Berodt sending him to the mat.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt grabs Heaven's head and arm and delivers a head and arm suplex.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt is back on his feet.
Indian deathlock applied by Big Daddy Jason Berodt.]
The Charter - Big Daddy is certainly in control now!
Big Baggy Jelly - What would you expect, he's only about two feet taller and two hundred pounds heavier than her! [Referee Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... Heaven trys to escape. ... ... (AHHHH!) Heaven escapes.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt and Heaven go to the floor.]

The Charter - Big Daddy Jason Berodt can't get a pin at ringside.

Big Baggy Jelly - But he can get the Kliq involved down there!
[Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Big Daddy Jason Berodt swings a blade and hits Heaven.
Heaven is bleeding as a result.
Big Daddy laughs at the bleeding Heaven and turns to pose for the crowd as "The Elite" Jay Cee and The Loose Cannon get a couple shots in on Heaven, including Jay Cee planting a big kiss on the lips of Heaven]

Harold Gitt - I'd like to get a couple shots in too on her, what a set on she has!

Big Baggy Jelly - Sit down Gitt, you know anyone involved in this will certainly get paidback by Revelation!
Harold Gitt - Bullocks!!
[(..2)
Heaven gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Big Daddy Jason Berodt who is being held by Rude Girl and Fonzbonz.
]

The Charter - Heaven takes a diving elbow smash.

[Big Daddy Jason Berodt gets up.
(...3)
Big Daddy Jason Berodt fist drops Heaven on the floor.
Now Big Daddy Jason Berodt standing.
Heaven gets up.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt side slams Heaven.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt climbs to his feet.
Heaven climbs to her feet.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt throws Heaven back into the ring.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt executes the German suplex on Heaven.
]

Harold Gitt - This is how wrestling should be!
Big Baggy Jelly - What? a women wrestler getting beat by her boss?
Harold Gitt - Exactly!

[Heaven gets back to her feet.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
]

The Charter - Heaven executes a elbowsmash.

Big Baggy Jelly OUCH! [Big Daddy Jason Berodt places Heaven on the turnbuckle and executes the double underhook superplex.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt gets up.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt executes a huge gutbuster on Heaven.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt Sucks chants start.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt chokes Heaven with his boot.
The Charter - Oh, he's just showing off now. Big Daddy Jason Berodt puts Heaven in an arm grapevine submission.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt kicks Heaven in the stomach.
Revelation comes running out from the back and tries to hit the ring.
Big Daddy Jason Berodt executes the Big Daddy Bomb on Heaven
Big Daddy Jason Berodt goes for a pin.
Jesus Avamunch counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Finally it's over, I thought Big Daddy was gonna beat on her all night!
The Charter - Now we got the Kliq holding off Deacon and the rest of Revelation from getting to ring, what's gonna happen now, They were banned from ringside! !

Steve Baley - The winner of this match, and new TWC Dream Championship champion, Big Daddy Jason Berodt!!!

Big Daddy grabs the TWC Dream Championship from Jesus Avamunch and then throws him out of the ring and calls for a mic.
The Charter - Oh god, what's he gonna do now. The Kliq is fighting Revelation just feet from the ring and Heaven is still laying in the ring with Big Daddy.
Big Daddy - Security, Security get out to the ring right now! Get Deacon and his goons away from my ring.
TWC and United center security come rushing down the ramp to the ring and seperate The Kliq and Revelation from each other and begin to push Revelation towards the back.
Big Daddy - Hold it! I want them out here still so they can see what's gonna happen, but if they take one step towards the ring you have my permission to use any force to stop them!
The secruity force stops in front of Deacon, Goliath, Dark Angel, Pastor Joey Cagle, and AJ Styles. The 20 guards form a wall in front of them to keep them from charging the ring again as The Kliq joins Big Daddy in the ring.
Big Daddy - I want you all out here to see this. Deacon, I told you that if you or any member or Revelation tried to come to ringside during this match that I would fire you all, and look what happens, right at the end of the match, you and your bible salesmen come running down to the ring. Now, I'm sorry, but I have no choice but to fire you all.
BIg Daddy - Wait a minute, I do have a choice, I forgot, I'm the boss. So, showing you all what a nice guy I really am, I'm not gonna fire any of you. You'll get to walk away from here tonight with your jobs intact.
The Charter - What the hell? Big Daddy being nice, something is wrong here.
Big Daddy - Wait, now before you all go getting excited and creaming you bibles, I just remembered something else. Deacon, my old pal for so many years and so many ass beatings for you. You the only one I wanted to get all along, I don't really care what any of these other morons of yours do, they are all just sheep who follow you like a huge inbred sheppard. Deacon, I've waited so very long to say this, I live for moments like this, but, Deacon, YOU'RE FIRED!! Security, get his ass out of here!
The Charter - Big Daddy has fired Deacon, the one who has always stood up to him, my god, what are we in store for now in the TWC.
Big Baggy Jelly - I don't know, but I doubt it's gonna be very good for any of us.
The Charter - You said it, Well for Big Baggy Jelly and Harold Gitt, we'll see you next week on Stateside.
Big Baggy Jelly - If we still have jobs next week!
Big Daddy and the rest of the Kliq are in the ring celebrating as Heaven is being carried away on a stretcher to the back with the Kliq throwing empty beer cans and bottles at her as she's wheeled away.

* * * * *

The camera cuts to the back and shows Bloodraven watching Deacon getting fired. He gets up and throws the tv down and walks away with a fuming mad look on his face.

TWC
Written By J. Berodt/A. Messer.
Copyright 2005