Wheel Of Misfortune

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Pryos go off in the arena as TWC makes its Pay Per View return to England! Big Baggy Jelly, Shabba "The New York Yankee" and The Charter are ringside and ready to call the action.

The Charter - Welcome to Wheel Of Misfortune 2006, and we have a hell of a show for you tonight.

Big Baggy Jelly - Thats right Charter, in tonights main event, TWC Worldwide Champion Vinny Chompways will defend his title against Thug Life and Jade Shocker in a Last Man Standing match.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Should be a bloody good match.

The Charter - And before we get to our first matchup tonight I have the honor of announcing that voting has now begun for the 2006 TWC Hall of Fame inductees. The nominees are on the TWC Website and voting will last all month up to RoyalRampage, our next pay per view.

Big Baggy Jelly - Vote for Jelly!

Shabba "The New York Yankee - HA! That would be throwing a bloody vote away.

The Charter - We can discuss the merits of the nominees at a later point, lets get to the ring now for our first match up of the night.

Pyro/Conwell vs. Matt Sting/Redneck Rage (Non-Title Match)

Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, Pyro/Conwell!!!

[Pyro/Conwell come to the ring. ]

Steve Baley - and their opponents, the team of Matt Sting/Redneck Rage.

[Matt Sting/Redneck Rage walk to the ring. Jesus Avamunch is the referee for this match. Pyro executes a pumphandle suplex on Matt Sting.
Pyro gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Matt Sting.
(ring, ring, ring) Pyro clotheslines Matt Sting.
]

The Charter - Pyro executes a weak move.

[Tyson Conwell tagged in by Pyro.
Now Tyson Conwell standing.
Tyson Conwell executes a headlock takedown.
Matt Sting tags in Redneck Rage.
Tyson Conwell puts Redneck Rage in an arm grapevine submission.
Redneck Rage makes the tag to Matt Sting.
Matt Sting nails Tyson Conwell with a belly-to-back suplex.
Matt Sting is back on his feet.
Tyson Conwell hits Matt Sting with an earringer.
Matt Sting rakes the face of Tyson Conwell in attempt to make a come back.
Tyson Conwell puts Matt Sting in the double underhook position and gives him a doubl underhook backbreaker.
Indian deathlock applied by Tyson Conwell.
Referee Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... Matt Sting is fighting the hold. ... Matt Sting escapes.
Tyson Conwell sends Matt Sting to ringside.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Tyson Conwell knees Matt Sting and rolls back to his feet.
(...3)
Tyson Conwell hits Matt Sting with an elbowdrop.
Tyson Conwell stands up.
Tyson Conwell spins aroround Matt Sting's back and DDT's him into the floor.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - That backspin DDT/Miavia Hurrcane was very good.

[Tyson Conwell stands up.
(....4)
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Tyson Conwell stomps Matt Sting.
Matt Sting gets back to his feet.
Matt Sting executes the jumping sidekick on Tyson Conwell.
Matt Sting tags in Redneck Rage.
Redneck Rage climbs to his feet.
Tyson Conwell gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Redneck Rage.
Redneck Rage gets back to his feet.
Tyson Conwell hits Redneck Rage with a baba chop.
Matt Sting tagged in by Redneck Rage.
Redneck Rage knifehand chops Tyson Conwell.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Come on ref! Do something!! Tyson Conwell is being double teamed!

Big Baggy Jelly - Vote for Jelly!

[Redneck Rage nails Tyson Conwell with a belly-to-back suplex.
Redneck Rage climbs to his feet.
Tyson Conwell gets up.
Tyson Conwell throws Redneck Rage off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block.
Tyson Conwell stands up.
Redneck Rage tagged in by Matt Sting.
Tyson Conwell gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Matt Sting comes over and smashes Tyson Conwell's head into it.
They lockup. Redneck Rage sends Tyson Conwell to the corner of the ring.
Redneck Rage punches Tyson Conwell repeatedly.
Tyson Conwell puts Redneck Rage in an arm grapevine submission.
Redneck Rage climbs to his feet.
Redneck Rage gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Redneck Rage tackles Tyson Conwell.
Redneck Rage rolls onto Tyson Conwell connecting with a knee.
Tyson Conwell gets hit with the shooting star press from Redneck Rage.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Tyson Conwell kicks out.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Tyson Conwell.

[Tyson Conwell is back on his feet.
Pyro tagged in by Tyson Conwell.
Redneck Rage hits Pyro with a heart punch.
Redneck Rage executes a corkscrew legdrop on Pyro.
Redneck Rage gets back to his feet.
Pyro brings in Tyson Conwell for Pyro/Conwell.
Tyson Conwell piledrives Redneck Rage into the mat.
Pyro hits Redneck Rage with the double arm DDT into the mat.
Pyro hits Redneck Rage with the back of his elbow.
Pyro executes an over the shoulder stomachbreaker on Redneck Rage.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Nice over the shoulder stomachbreaker by Pyro.

[Redneck Rage stands up.
Pyro and Redneck Rage go to the floor
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Pyro mule kicks Redneck Rage.
Redneck Rage gets back to his feet.
(...3)
Redneck Rage chops Pyro.
(....4)
Pyro gets hit with a back heel kick.
Pyro is up again.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Redneck Rage and Pyro move back to ringside.
They fight into the aisle.
Redneck Rage and Pyro move back to ringside.
They head back into the ring.
Redneck Rage rakes the face of Pyro in attempt to make a come back.
Redneck Rage tags in Matt Sting.
Redneck Rage legsweeps Tyson Conwell.
]

The Charter - This is just awefull! Tyson Conwell is being double teamed!

[Redneck Rage hits him with a back fist.
Tyson Conwell brings in Pyro for Pyro/Conwell.
Pyro takes Matt Sting off his feet with a short-arm clothesline
]

The Charter - Matt Sting is being double teamed!

[Matt Sting punches Pyro in the head.
Matt Sting hits Pyro with an atomic drop.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Good atomic drop by Matt Sting.

[Pyro pokes Matt Sting in the eyes.
Matt Sting hits Pyro with the back of his elbow.
Pyro double underhook faceslams Matt Sting hard to the Matt Sting.
Pyro tags Tyson Conwell.
Pyro slingshot elbow drops Matt Sting.
Tyson Conwell hits Matt Sting with an elbowdrop.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Matt Sting is being double teamed!

[Matt Sting piledrives Tyson Conwell.
Tyson Conwell climbs to his feet.
Matt Sting drags Tyson Conwell to the floor.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Matt Sting chokes Tyson Conwell with a microphone cable.
(..2)
Matt Sting connects with a flying knee. Tyson Conwell goes down.
(...3)
Matt Sting grabs Tyson Conwell and applies an arm wrench.
Tyson Conwell moves back to his feet.
(....4)
Matt Sting knifehand chops Tyson Conwell.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Matt Sting and Tyson Conwell move back to ringside.
Matt Sting and Tyson Conwell move back into the ring.
Matt Sting gives Tyson Conwell a reverse neckbreaker.
Matt Sting is back on his feet.
Redneck Rage tagged in by Matt Sting.
Redneck Rage with a falling splash on Tyson Conwell.
Tyson Conwell gets up.
Tyson Conwell gets locked into the headscissors submission by Redneck Rage.
The referee is checking the situation.
... Tyson Conwell trys to escape. ... ... Tyson Conwell trys to escape. ... Redneck Rage tightens the hold. Tyson Conwell escapes.
Pyro tagged in by Tyson Conwell.
Tyson Conwell kicks Redneck Rage in the head.
Pyro with a takeover suplex on Redneck Rage.
]

The Charter - Redneck Rage is being double teamed!

[Pyro gets tiger suplexed by Redneck Rage.
Redneck Rage stands up.
Redneck Rage tags in Matt Sting.
Matt Sting knees Pyro and rolls back to his feet.
Tyson Conwell tagged in by Pyro.
Tyson Conwell nails Matt Sting with an inverted DDT.
Tyson Conwell chants start.
Tyson Conwell stands up.
Tyson Conwell locks him in the arm hammerlock submission.
Referee Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... Matt Sting trys to escape. ... Tyson Conwell breaks the hold.
Tyson Conwell and Matt Sting go to the floor
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Now Matt Sting standing.
(..2)
Matt Sting executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Tyson Conwell.
Tyson Conwell moves back to his feet.
(...3)
Matt Sting executes a swinging bulldog on Tyson Conwell driving Tyson Conwell's face into the floor.
Matt Sting gets up.
(....4)
Matt Sting fist drops Tyson Conwell on the floor.
Matt Sting climbs to his feet.
Tyson Conwell climbs to his feet.
(.....5)
Matt Sting takes Tyson Conwell into the ring.
Matt Sting executes a headlock takedown.
Tyson Conwell is back on his feet.
Tyson Conwell with a huge super fisherman buster, driving Matt Sting into the mat.
Tyson Conwell climbs to his feet.
Tyson Conwell gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Pyro tagged in by Tyson Conwell.
Tyson Conwell piledrives Matt Sting.
Matt Sting hits Tyson Conwell with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Tyson Conwell climbs to his feet.
Tyson Conwell knocks Matt Sting into Jesus Avamunch taking out the referee.
Tyson Conwell nails Matt Sting with a springboard dropkick.
Matt Sting gets back to his feet.
Tyson Conwell executes a swinging neckbreaker on Matt Sting.
The Loose Cannon comes to the ring.

The Charter - Eh?

Big Baggy Jelly - Vote for Jelly!

The Loose Cannon sets Matt Sting up DDTs him into the mat.
The Loose Cannon hits Matt Sting with the back of his elbow.
Ordered is restored.
Jesus Avamunch gets up.
They lockup. Pyro sends Matt Sting to the corner of the ring.
Pyro executes a headlock takedown.
Pyro chants start.
Pyro executes the Supper DDT on Matt Sting!
Matt Sting gets hit with the shooting star press from Pyro.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Steve Baley - The winners of this match, Pyro/Conwell!!!

Pryo and Tyson Conwell are celebrating the ring.
The Loose Cannon renters the ring and pummels Pyro.
Tyson Conwell puts the boots to Pyro alongwith The Loose Cannon

The Charter - What the hell is going on now?

Officals pull The Loose Cannon and Tyson Conwell off of Pyro.
Conwell and The Loose Cannon shake hands and head up the ramp together.

The Charter - Looks like the Kliq has been recruiting again.

Big Baggy Jelly - Thats never a good thing, and with the apparent addition of Conwell, The Kliq has just gotten even stronger.

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Bollocks!

The Charter - And speaking of the Kliq, up next we have Big Daddys new main squeeze Heaven against "The Elite" Jay Cee.

"The Elite" Jay Cee vs. Heaven (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 130 pounds, from Longview, Texas a member of The Kliq, Heaven!!! (crowd boos *********)

["Voodoo Child" By Jimi Hendrix plays as Heaven and TWC Co-Owner Big Daddy Jason Berodt make their way to the ring to the crushing boos from the crowd. ]

The Charter - Not a good sign for Jay Cee with Big Daddy heading to the ring.

Steve Baley - and his opponent, weighing in at 230 pounds, from Southwest, England, "The Elite" Jay Cee!!! (crowd cheers ******)

["Me, Me, Me" by Armand Van Helden plays as "The Elite" Jay Cee makes his way to the ring.
Heaven drops "The Elite" Jay Cee with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
"The Elite" Jay Cee executes a pumphandle suplex on Heaven.
(the bell rings) Heaven rakes the face of "The Elite" Jay Cee in attempt to make a come back.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Heaven executes a face rake.

[Heaven get nailed with a double axhandle chop from "The Elite" Jay Cee.
"The Elite" Jay Cee gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
"The Elite" Jay Cee with an Aztecan suplex on Heaven sends him to the mat.
Now "The Elite" Jay Cee standing.
Heaven trys for a fireman's carry but is unable to lift "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Heaven bites "The Elite" Jay Cee's arm out of desparation.
"The Elite" Jay Cee executes a spinning DDT, planting Heaven's head in the mat.
"The Elite" Jay Cee is back on his feet.
Now Heaven standing.
Heaven trys for a double underhook backbreaker but is not strong enough to lift "The Elite" Jay Cee.
"The Elite" Jay Cee picks up Heaven and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Kneelock submission applied by "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... ... (AHHHH!) ... ... Heaven trys to escape. Heaven escapes.
"The Elite" Jay Cee hits Heaven with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Now "The Elite" Jay Cee standing.
Heaven gets up.
"The Elite" Jay Cee gets elbowed to his midsection by "The Elite" Jay Cee.
]

The Charter - Heaven executes a elbow to midsection.

[Heaven with a high crossbody on "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Heaven stands up.
"The Elite" Jay Cee gets up.
Heaven gets thrown into the turnbuckle. "The Elite" Jay Cee comes over and smashes Heaven's head into it.
"The Elite" Jay Cee pokes Heaven in the eye with his thumb.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Heaven takes a thumb to the eye.

[Heaven gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Heaven trys for a t-bone suplex but is not strong enough to lift "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Heaven tackles "The Elite" Jay Cee and pummels his head.
Now "The Elite" Jay Cee standing.
Heaven executes a jawbreakeron "The Elite" Jay Cee.
"The Elite" Jay Cee hits Heaven with a running powerbomb on to the mat.
Heaven is up again.
"The Elite" Jay Cee executes the sleeperhold on Heaven.
Jesus Avamunch asks Heaven if he quits.
... Heaven is fighting the hold. ... ... Heaven is fighting the hold. ... "The Elite" Jay Cee breaks the hold.
"The Elite" Jay Cee executes a split legged moonsault on to Heaven.
Heaven is up again.
"The Elite" Jay Cee hits Heaven with a double underhook piledrive right into the mat.
"The Elite" Jay Cee chants start.
They lockup. Heaven sends "The Elite" Jay Cee to the corner of the ring.
Heaven chants start.
Heaven gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on "The Elite" Jay Cee.
Heaven powerbombs "The Elite" Jay Cee into the mat.
Heaven makes the cover with a roling reverse cradle.
Jesus Avamunch counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

The Charter - We've got ourselves a winner!

Steve Baley - The winner of this match, Heaven!!!

Big Daddy enters the ring and tosses Jay Cee over the top rope to the floor below.

Big Daddy Jason Berodt - Last man standing Match tonight, I'll guarentee you all one thing, Thug Life, your not gonna walk out of the building Worldwide Champion. Dont ever make demands of my company and act like you have rights. Whats going on in your bald dome if you think you can get away with fucking with my company boy.

The Kliqs music plays as Big Daddy and Heaven leave the ring and head to the back.

Swisha vs. Chris Kross (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 223 pounds, from Indianapolis, Indiana, Chris Kross!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[Motivation by T.I plays as Chris Kross makes his way into the ring
]

Steve Baley - and his opponent, weighing in at 255 pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, Swisha!!! (crowd cheers ****)

["Da Blow" by Lil John and the Eastside Boys plays as Swisha makes his way to the ring.
Chris Kross executes a pumphandle suplex on Swisha.
Chris Kross gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Swisha.
(ring, ring, ring) Chris Kross bounces Swisha off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Chris Kross stomps Swisha's head.
Swisha gets up.
Swisha bites Chris Kross's arm out of desparation.
Chris Kross hiptosses Swisha.
Chris Kross stomps Swisha.
Swisha climbs to his feet.
Swisha picks up Chris Kross and drops him neck first on the ropes.
Swisha chants start.
Swisha falls head first into Chris Kross.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Nice falling head butt by Swisha.

[Swisha is back on his feet.
Swisha puts Chris Kross in an arm grapevine submission.
Chris Kross chops Swisha.
Swisha executes the jumping sidekick on Chris Kross.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - jumping sidekick!

Big Baggy Jelly - Vote for Jelly!

[Swisha fist drops Chris Kross on the mat.
Swisha is back on his feet.
Swisha measures Chris Kross up and drops a closed fist.
Swisha gets up.
Swisha puts Chris Kross in an arm grapevine submission.
Swisha goes for a pin.
Referee Jesus Avamunch makes the count.
...1
Chris Kross kicks out.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Chris Kross.

[Chris Kross is up again.
Chris Kross executes a split legged moonsault on to Swisha.
Chris Kross is up again.
Chris Kross and Swisha go to the floor
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Chris Kross cuts Swisha with a blade.
Swisha is bleeding as a result.
Chris Kross climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Swisha.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - That diving headbutt was very good.

[Chris Kross gets back to his feet.
They fight into the aisle.
(..2)
Swisha is up again.
(...3)
Swisha hiptosses Chris Kross.
Chris Kross leg lariats Swisha, sending him to the floor.
Now Swisha standing.
Swisha gets drilled with an inverted back breaker.
Swisha and Chris Kross move back to ringside.
Swisha takes Chris Kross into the ring.
Swisha clotheslines Chris Kross.
Swisha hits Chris Kross with the crotch slam.
Swisha executes the sleeperhold on Chris Kross.
Chris Kross escapes and ddts Swisha
Chris Kross covers Swisha Avamunch counts 1...2...3.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Chris Kross has won the match!

Steve Baley - The winner of this match, Chris Kross!!!

The Charter - Excellent debut match for both of those competitors in TWC.

Big Baggy Jelly - Vote for Jelly!

The Charter - Sigh, well up next, TWC Dream Championship matchup Kevin Konik and Triple H will challenge current Champion The Loose Cannon.

Kevin Konik vs. Triple H vs. The Loose Cannon (TWC Dream Championship) gimmick (Standard Match)

Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match for the TWC Dream Championship title. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 185 pounds, from Portland, Oregon, Kevin Konik!!! (crowd cheers **********)

["Stricken" - by Disturbed plays as Kevin Konik makes his way to the ring.
]

Steve Baley - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 270 pounds, from Greewich, COnnecticut, Triple H!!! (crowd cheers **)

["The Game" by Motorhead plays as Triple H makes his way to the ring.
]

Steve Baley - And third, weighing in at 380 pounds, from Davenport, Iowa a member of The Kliq, The Loose Cannon!!! (crowd boos **************)

["Beer Thirty" by Brooks and Dunn as the Dream Champion makes his way to the ring drinking a beer.
Triple H gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Kevin Konik.
Triple H executes a pumphandle suplex on The Loose Cannon.
The Loose Cannon executes a pumphandle suplex on Kevin Konik.
(the bell rings) Kevin Konik with a high crossbody on Triple H.
Kevin Konik puts Triple H in an arm grapevine submission.
Triple H gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Kevin Konik.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - diving elbow smash!

[Kevin Konik is back on his feet.
Kevin Konik measures Triple H up and drops a closed fist.
Triple H moves back to his feet.
Triple H executes a gut-wrench powerbomb on Kevin Konik.
Triple H hits Kevin Konik with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Kevin Konik takes a elbowdrop.

[Triple H stands up.
Triple H hits Kevin Konik with an elbowdrop.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Triple H with a elbowdrop.

[Triple H gets up.
Triple H goes for a pin.
Jesus Avamunch counts.
...1 ...2
Kevin Konik escapes.
Kevin Konik climbs to his feet.
Kevin Konik hits a jumping elbow hrust on Triple H.
Triple H gets up.
Triple H bites Kevin Konik's arm out of desparation.
Triple H hits him with a back fist.
Kevin Konik gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Kevin Konik takes a corkscrew armdrag.

[Triple H hits Kevin Konik with an elbowdrop.
Triple H is back on his feet.
Triple H hits Kevin Konik with an elbowdrop.
Triple H is back on his feet.
The Loose Cannon hits Kevin Konik with the double arm DDT into the mat.
The Loose Cannon sucks chants start in the crowd.
The Loose Cannon is back on his feet.
The Loose Cannon drags Kevin Konik to the floor.
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
The Loose Cannon swings a Steel chair and hits Kevin Konik.
Kevin Konik is bleeding as a result.
]

The Charter - ringside is covered with blood from these fighters.

[The Loose Cannon with a huge fisherman buster on Kevin Konik.
The Loose Cannon is back on his feet.
Kevin Konik stands up.
(..2)
The Loose Cannon cuts Kevin Konik with a blade.

The Charter - Typical Loose Cannon

Big Baggy Jelly - Vote for Jelly!

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - Shut up you cunt!

Kevin Konik is bleeding as a result.
The Loose Cannon executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Kevin Konik's head onto the floor.
Kevin Konik gets back to his feet.
The Loose Cannon executes a swinging neckbreaker on Kevin Konik.
Kevin Konik is back on his feet.
The Loose Cannon and Kevin Konik move back into the ring.
The Loose Cannon uses a snap mare takeover on Kevin Konik.
The Loose Cannon with a falling splash on Kevin Konik.
The Loose Cannon gets back to his feet.
Triple H executes the Supper DDT on Kevin Konik!
Triple H covers Kevin Konik.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Big Baggy Jelly - We've got ourselves a winner!

Steve Baley - The winner of this match, and new TWC Dream Championship champion,Triple H !!!

Triple H takes the belt and exits the ring quickly, as The Loose Cannon charges him after realizing he lost his title without being pinned
Backstage

Vinny Chompways and Fonzbonz are drinking Red Bull and chatting when Jimmy Jam Moulding approaches.

Vinny Chompways - Oh fuck, what do you want Moulding?

Jimmy Jam MOulding - Any thoughts as you are heading towards your most difficult Title Defense you've had?

Vinny Chompways - Yeah, Fuck off, ive seen your arse enough this week and im on the lookout for women so piss off sod!

Jimmy Jam walks away with a dejected look on his face

Hydro vs. FonzBonz (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 216 pounds, from Paterson, New Jersey, Hydro!!! (crowd cheers *********)

[Hydro comes to the ring. ]

Steve Baley - and his opponent, weighing in at 182 pounds, from Takeley, Essex, England, FonzBonz!!! (crowd boos ******)

[Selfish Cunt by Authority Confrontation plays as Fonzbonz makes his way to the ring.

The Charter - If Hydro and pull off a victory here tonight, Blaze and himself will get a Tag Title shot at Simply Bollocks.

Hydro places FonzBonz on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
Hydro gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from FonzBonz.
(ding, ding, ding) Hydro executes a ropeflip hiptoss on FonzBonz.
FonzBonz executes a jawbreakeron Hydro.
FonzBonz moves back to his feet.
FonzBonz fist drops Hydro on the mat.
Now FonzBonz standing.
FonzBonz puts Hydro in an arm grapevine submission.
Hydro gets up.
Hydro executes a swinging bulldog on FonzBonz driving FonzBonz's face into the mat.
Hydro is back on his feet.
Hydro rolls onto FonzBonz connecting with a knee.
Hydro hits FonzBonz with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Hydro gets up.
FonzBonz is back on his feet.
FonzBonz kicks Hydro in the stomach and executes the sitdown face slam.
FonzBonz picks up Hydro and drops him neck first on the ropes.
Hydro gets up.
FonzBonz and Hydro go to the floor
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Hydro does a handspring and hits FonzBonz with a bodyblock, what a move!
Hydro chants start.
(..2)
Hydro throws a chair at FonzBonz.
]
BIg Baggy Jelly- Need a seat?
Shabba "The New York Yankee" - The TWC is the only place for entertainment like this!

[FonzBonz is back on his feet.
(...3)
FonzBonz hits a spinning leg lariat on Hydro sending him to the floor.
Hydro gets back to his feet.
(....4)
Hydro gives FonzBonz a reverse neckbreaker.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Hydro fist drops FonzBonz on the mat.
]

The Charter - Hydro with a fist drop.

[Hydro gets back to his feet.
Hydro applies an arm wrench to FonzBonz.
Hydro gets drilled with an inverted back breaker.
FonzBonz puts a knee to Hydro's back and pulls hims arms back.
The referee is checking the situation.
... FonzBonz tightens the hold. ... Hydro trys to escape. ... ... Hydro escapes.
FonzBonz measures Hydro up and drops a closed fist.
FonzBonz stands up.
FonzBonz puts Hydro in an arm grapevine submission.
Hydro chops FonzBonz.
FonzBonz tackles Hydro and pummels his head.
FonzBonz puts Hydro in an arm grapevine submission.
FonzBonz slaps the face of Hydro.
Hydro picks up FonzBonz and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Hydro puts the chicken wing on FonzBonz.
The referee is checking the situation.
... FonzBonz is fighting the hold. ... FonzBonz escapes.
Hydro and FonzBonz go to the floor
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Hydro chokes FonzBonz with a microphone cable.
(..2)
Hydro measures FonzBonz up and drops a closed fist.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - fist drop! Vote for Jelly!

[(...3)
Hydro hits FonzBonz with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Hydro gets back to his feet.
Now FonzBonz standing.
(....4)
Hydro nails FonzBonz with a belly-to-back suplex.
Hydro stands up.
FonzBonz moves back to his feet.
Hydro is nailed with a waistlock suplex from FonzBonz.
(.....5)
(......6)
They head back into the ring.
Hydro punches FonzBonz in the head.
Hydro is speared by FonzBonz.
FonzBonz sucks chants start in the crowd.
FonzBonz gets up.
Now Hydro standing.
FonzBonz uses a swinging DDT to plant Hydro's head into the mat.
FonzBonz climbs to his feet.
Hydro hits FonzBonz with the double arm DDT into the mat.
Hydro chants start.
Hydro leg drops the throat of FonzBonz.
Hydro executes a neck breaker.
Hydro goes for a pin.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

The Charter - Hydro has won the match!

Steve Baley - The winner of this match, Hydro!!!

The Charter - Hydro and Blaze will now get a shot at the TWC Tag Team Titles from Simply Bollocks.

Backstage

Thug Life is shown stretching and doing push ups in preperation of his upcoming match.

Blaze vs. Mike Lindsay (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Steve Baley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 160 pounds, from Perth, Scotland a member of The Kliq he holds the TWC British Championship title belt, Mike Lindsay!!! (crowd boos *********)

["Love Spreads" - by Stone Roses plays as Mike Lindsay heads to the ring
]

Steve Baley - and his opponent, weighing in at 204 pounds, from Paterson, New Jersey, Blaze!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Blaze walks to the ring. Jesus Avamunch is the referee for this contest. Mike Lindsay checks his boots.
Blaze executes a pumphandle suplex on Mike Lindsay.
(ring, ring, ring) Blaze gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Mike Lindsay.
Blaze gets back to his feet.
Blaze get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Mike Lindsay.
Mike Lindsay executes a corkscrew legdrop on Blaze.
Mike Lindsay gets back to his feet.
Blaze moves back to his feet.
Blaze uses a snap mare takeover on Mike Lindsay.
Mike Lindsay with an Aztecan suplex on Blaze sends him to the mat.
Mike Lindsay stands up.
Blaze gets up.
Mike Lindsay is nailed with a waistlock suplex from Blaze.
Blaze chants start.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - That waistlock suplex was very good.

[Now Mike Lindsay standing.
Blaze gets hit with a back heel kick.
Blaze climbs to his feet.
Blaze gets taken down with an armdrag takedown.
Blaze stands up.
Blaze executes a jawbreakeron Mike Lindsay.
Mike Lindsay stands up.
Mike Lindsay executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Blaze.
Blaze is up again.
Mike Lindsay superkicks Blaze.
Blaze stands up.
Blaze goes for a standing piledriver but Mike Lindsay dodges the attack.
Mike Lindsay picks Blaze up and side suplexes him to the mat.
Mike Lindsay sucks chants start in the crowd.
Mike Lindsay gets back to his feet.
Mike Lindsay executes a leg hammerlock on Blaze.
Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... ... Blaze trys to escape. ... Mike Lindsay breaks the hold.
Mike Lindsay sends Blaze to ringside.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Mike Lindsay can't get a pin at ringside.

[Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Mike Lindsay cuts Blaze with a blade.
Blaze is bleeding as a result.
Mike Lindsay dives head first into Blaze.
Mike Lindsay is up again.
Mike Lindsay takes Blaze into the ring.
]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - The TWC is the number on wrestling program on television in Guam!

[Mike Lindsay knees Blaze and rolls back to his feet.
Mike Lindsay knees Blaze and rolls back to his feet.
Mike Lindsay executes a corkscrew legdrop on Blaze.
Mike Lindsay moves back to his feet.
Mike Lindsay executes a corkscrew legdrop on Blaze.
Mike Lindsay climbs to his feet.
Blaze hits Mike Lindsay with the double arm DDT into the mat.
Blaze stands up.
Blaze and Mike Lindsay go to the floor
Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Mike Lindsay gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Blaze.
Blaze gets up.
(...3)
Blaze fist drops Mike Lindsay on the floor.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - fist drop!

[Blaze moves back to his feet.
(....4)
Blaze kicks Mike Lindsay in the head.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Blaze executes a corkscrew legdrop on Mike Lindsay.
]

The Charter - corkscrew legdrop!

[Blaze stands up.
Mike Lindsay knocks Blaze out with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam.
Mike Lindsay nails Blaze with a huge slingshot sommersault splash.
Mike Lindsay climbs to his feet.
Blaze gets back to his feet.
Mike Lindsay puts a knee to Blaze's back and pulls hims arms back.
Jesus Avamunch is checking for a tap out.
... Blaze is fighting the hold. ... ... Mike Lindsay tightens the hold. Mike Lindsay breaks the hold.
]

Big Baggy Jelly - What an outstanding match!

[Blaze gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Mike Lindsay comes over and smashes Blaze's head into it.
Mike Lindsay kicks Blaze in the back of the leg.
Blaze legsweeps Mike Lindsay.
Now Mike Lindsay standing.
Blaze spins aroround Mike Lindsay's back and DDT's him into the mat.
Blaze chants start.
Blaze is up again.
Blaze executes the Supper DDT on Mike Lindsay!
Mike Lindsay gets hit with the shooting star press from Blaze.
Jesus Avamunch counts the pin.
...1 ...2 ...3

Steve Baley - The winner of this match, and new TWC British Champion, Blaze!!!

The Charter - Coming up now is a highly anticipated Two Falls match in which two TWC titles will be on the line!

Big Baggy Jelly - Yeah, Playboy Johnny Davis is the new U.S. champ and he'll be forced to defend it tonight, but he'll also be given the opportunity at Talon Frost's Extreme Title as well!

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - There's gonna be some blood, that's all I give a damn about!

Steve Baley - This match is a Two falls match. The first fall is a hardcore rules match with the Extreme Title on the Line. The second match is a Ladder Match with the U.S. Title on the line! On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 215 pounds, from London England, Talon Frost!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Talon Frost comes to the ring as "The One" by Metallica plays. ]

[SSteve Baley - and his opponent, weighing in at 255 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada, "Playboy" Johnny Davis!!! (crowd cheers******)

["Candy Shop" by 50 cent plays as Playboy Johnny Davis makes his way to the ring with a steel chair in hand. Johnny Davis hits Talon Frost with the chair and bell rings. Talon Frost is already bleeding form his wound. Talon Frost is thrown into the turnbuckle. Davis charges him but is hit with a boot from Frost. Frost executes a sleeper hold. Frost exits the ring and looks under the ring apron. He pulls out a metal trashcan. He slams the trashcan over the back of Davis. Davis executes a suplex on Frost. He kicks Frost in the face. Davis grabs a mug of beer from a fan and splashes it in the face of Frost. Talon Frost is temporarily blinded and gets rolled up by Davis.]

The Charter - What a move!

[Jesus Avamunch counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Steve Baley - The winner of this fall, and NEW Extreme Champion, "Playboy" Johnny Davis!!!

Big Baggy Jelly - What a quick pin there for Playboy! But the second fall is about to get underway.

[The U.S. Title belt is suspended high above the ring and ladder is placed outside the ring. The bell rings as Talon Frost is back on his feet. He grabs the ladder and slides it into the ring. A right hand from Johnny Davis to Frost. Frost retaliates with a body slam. Frost sets the ladder up under the hanging belt. Talon Frost hits a running forearm smash on Johnny's face! Davis climbs to his feet but is hit with a hurricanrana from Frost. Frost attempts to climb the ladder. Davis knocks the ladder over with his feet and Frost comes crashing down.]

Shabba "The New York Yankee" - What a fall!

[Both wrestlers are back on their feet. Johnny Davis knocks down Talon Frost with a tilt-a-whirl slam. Davis attempts an elbow drop but gets a knee to the face from Frost. Frost is back on his feet and executes an elbow drop on Davis. Talon Frost throws Davis off the ropes, rolls on the ground, comes back up and delivers a clothesline. Frost sets the ladder back up. Davis is back on his feet and delivers a right hand to Frost. Frost with a right hand to Davis. Playboy suplexes Frost. Both men bounces off the ropes and run at eachother. They both go for a clothesline and knock eachother down. Both men are down. After a few moments both wrestlers are back on their feet. Talon Frost begins to climb the ladder. Johnny Davis begins to climb the other side of the ladder. Both wrestlers are at the top of the ladder punching eachother. Frost reaches for the belt. Davis grabs him around the neck and ddts him all the way down to the mat below!]

The Charter - Oh my god! That looked absolutely devastating for both of them!

[Both men are down. Davis slowly gets to his feet. He climbs the ladder. "Playbody" Johnny Davis grabs the belt from overhead, and falls back down to the mat collapsing.]

Big Baggy Jelly - Johnny Davis has successfully defended his U.S. belt and won the Extreme Belt! What a match!

Steve Baley - The winner of this fall and STILL U.S. Champion, "Playboy" Johnny Davis!!!

The Charter - Its time now for the much anticipated TWC Worldwide Championship Match, Last Man Standing will be the man who walks out of this arena tonight with the TWC Worldwide Championship

Big Baggy Jelly - Theres no love lost between any of these wrestlers, and I think will be in for a hell of a match, and by the way, Vote for Jelly!

Thug Life vs. Jade Shocker vs. Vinny Chompways (TWC Worldwide Championship) gimmick (Last Man Standing)

Steve Baley - This match is a Last Man Standing Match. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Cincinnatti, Ohio, Thug Life!!! (crowd cheers ******************)

["Still The Greatest" by L- Burna plays as pryos errupt in the arena and Thug Life makes his way down to the ring to a thunderous ovation from the fans.

The Charter - Thug Life has taken the TWC by storm.
]

Steve Baley - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 265 pounds, from Pheonix, Arizona, Jade Shocker!!! (crowd boos ***********)

[Jade Shocker walks to the ring wearing a Main Event Tshirt and having a Nut Stomper Chant in the crowd ]

Big Baggy Jelly - And third, weighing in at 128 pounds, He is the current TWC Worldwide Champion, from London, England, Vinny Chompways!!! (crowd boos **********)

["Authority Confontation" - by Selfish Cunt plays as Chompways makes his way to the ring, stopping along the way to make fun of a fat fan ringside.

Thug Life walks around the ring.
Jade Shocker checks his boots.
Vinny Chompways tests out the ropes.
(the bell rings) Thug Life applies the clawhold on Jade Shocker.
Thug Life executes a huge gutbuster on Jade Shocker.
Jade Shocker moves back to his feet.
Thug Life tackles Jade Shocker to the mat.
Thug Life stands up.
Thug Life grabs Jade Shocker and applies an arm wrench.
Thug Life grabs Jade Shocker and applies an arm wrench.
Thug Life applies an arm wrench to Jade Shocker.
Thug Life grabs Jade Shocker and applies an arm wrench.
Jade Shocker moves back to his feet.
Jade Shocker hits Thug Life with the belly-to-belly suplex.
Jade Shocker moves back to his feet.
Jade Shocker and Thug Life go to the floor
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Thug Life is much safer at ringside. Jade Shocker can't get a pin there.

[Jesus Avamunch starts the count (.1)
Jade Shocker cuts Thug Life with a blade.
Thug Life is bleeding as a result.
Jade Shocker hits a frog splash on Thug Life.
Jade Shocker sucks chants start in the crowd.
]

The Charter - That frog splash was very good.

[Jade Shocker moves back to his feet.
(..2)
Jade Shocker throws a chair at Thug Life.
Jade Shocker measures Thug Life up and drops a closed fist.
Thug Life is back on his feet.
Jade Shocker uses a closed fist on Thug Life.
They head back into the ring.
Jade Shocker executes a swinging bulldog on Thug Life driving Thug Life's face into the mat.
Jade Shocker sucks chants start in the crowd.
Jade Shocker moves back to his feet.
Jade Shocker hits a frog splash on Thug Life.
Jade Shocker stands up.
Jade Shocker uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Vinny Chompways down.
Jade Shocker my have knocked Chompways out.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...5 ...6 ...7 ...8 ...9 ...10
]

Big Baggy Jelly - Jade Shocker has eliminated Vinny Chompways!

The Charter - Its down to Thug Life and Jade Shocker, we're gonna have a new Champ!!

Vinny Chompways is helped from the ring by officals and is being held back from re-entering the ring.

Shabba "The NEw York Yankee" - Chompways is going apeshit.

Jade Shocker and THug Life are exchanging blows
Jade Shocker DDTs Thug Life

The Charter - Jade Shocker is gonna win the title!

Jade Shocker looks over at Vinny Chompways and motions that the belt is his now.

The Charter - Finish the job Jade!

Big Baggy Jelly - Yelling at Chompways isnt gonna win the belt from Thug Life!

Thug Life is up
Thug Life sizes up Jade Shocker
Thug Life runs at the still arguing Jade Shocker and hits the Drive By on Jade Shocker.

The Charter - Drive By!!

Thug Life stands over the fallen Shocker
Jesus Avamunch makes the count (1....2....3....4....5....6....7....8....9....10) Ding Ding.

The Charter - Thug Life is the New TWC Worldwide Champion!

Avamunch hand the belt to Thug Life, who holds it over his head and is cheered by the crowd.

Big Baggy Jelly - What a great moment for the TWC!

Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix plays in the arena as Big Daddy Jason Berodt,The Loose Cannon,Brilliant Brian Brisbane,Rude Girl,Heaven, and Tyson Conwell make their way slowly towards the ring.

The Charter - Oh hell, Thug Life is not gonna have a long time to celebrate it looks like.

Vinny Chompways gets by the officals that are distracted by the on coming Kliq.
Chompways enters the ring and attacks Thug Life. Jade Shocker is up as well and fighting with Thug Life and Vinny Chompways.

The Charter - Jade Shocker is beating the holy hell out of Thug Life and Vinny Chompways.

Big Baggy Jelly - He's pissed, he had that title won and blew it!

The Kliq reaches ringside and Big Daddy enters the ring with a steel chair as the rest of the Kliq circles the outside of the ring.

The Charter - Whats Big Daddy doing?

Big Baggy Jelly - Vote Jelly!

Big Daddy Jason Berodt hits Jade Shocker with the steel chair.
Big Daddy swings again and levels Thug Life with the Chair.
Chompways backs away from an impending chair shot but instead Big Daddy drops the chair and shakes his hand.

The Charter - Big Daddy said he didnt want Thug Life to be champ. And he used a Steel Chair to get the fact really into Thug Lifes head.

Big Baggy Jelly - Im sure Thug Life wont forget that now.

The Charter - Thug Life is the New Worldwide Champion non the less.

Big Daddy Jason Berodt leaves the ring and himself and the rest of the Kliq head up the ramp. Vinny Chompways is left alone in the ring with both Jade Shocker and Thug Life, both of who are knocked out by the chair shots.

Vinny Chompways grabs the TWC Worldwide Championship belt from off the mat and takes off out of the ring and up the ramp with the Title

The Charter - Thats not his belt! Chompways has stolen Thug Lifes Worldwide Title! We're outta time for tonight but we will see you all next week at Stateside and if judging from the events tonight, it should be one hell of a show, See ya then.

The show goes off the air to a shot of Vinny Chompways at the top of the ramp holding the TWC Worldwide Title above his head.