The TeKnicality
The Teknicality
Oct. 29th 2002
This new arena will fit us well in my opinion, it is a very open area, hidden from society. It also has a great entrance way, going up the hill. It sits next to the river, which could be a bad thing, with the rain and flooding and all, but i don't think it will pose a threat to UcW. Also what comes with this new arena, is great places in the woods to do vignettes and segements, compared to airs place, and the old UcW arena. A little ways back there is a crummy old broken concrete bridge, which some vignettes will most likely take place. also a plus to this new arena is "wrestling freedom", which gives us the abiltiy to do any thing we want, when it comes to both ends of the spectrum with crowds and music, to the other side with ultra-violent matchs, especially cleaning lightbulbs and such. There is light gravel on the ground, which brings up a slight problem with bumping, and also that since we are in the woods there is alot of glass scattered around that a wrestler could cut himself on. Soon i'm gonna buy a tapr and lay it down first before the padding and canvas just for extra protection from mother nature. I would like to say to all fans and wrestlers, we need to stay away from the upper level of the new arena, ya know for our safteys sake, from clark 5.0 Once the proud and might clark police department finds out about are little "operation" were fucked, so lets try and not attract to much attention to this new arena. Also don't say anything in school, or to any teacher, cop, ect, about our new location. I know its a pian in the ass to lug everything back and forth from airs place to here, but if its what we gotta do, well then we gotta do it to keep this fed alive. I don't like moving the shit as much as you do, but I wont complain, so lets try are best to keep this fed live and breathing.
Onto other things, as nearly full time booker, I like the way this first show went yesterday. We were not graced with the presence of Vincent.......maybe he is still getting over being buried alive and Live & Unreal. Thats not something you go threw everyday. From what I know, there are currently NO INJURYS. This is very good, and i am proud to know that all my wrestlers are safe, and that no one under my control was fucked with. Onto the important topic of "stiffing". This is not a blatant outcry at certain wrestlers, this is for everyone to pay attention to. I know the new trend in the backyard now is "stiff kicks", and even i am a user of this style of wrestling. what I'm trying to say is that the stiffing is getting out of hand in some matches, and is starting to become a quota in matches. i will not let this continue, before matches go over with your opponent what kind of stiffs your gonna do. Contrary to belief, pain IS NOT the best sell, the best sell is knowledge. If anyone one of you want to wrestle under these standards go to CzW, where pain is the only thing.
I would like to go over yesterdays matches one by one, and put my own commenst on them, from my standpoint as booker and veteran of Ucw.
Persephone Vs. TeK
I beilive that this was one of Persephones best matches to date, and she held her own in it. She took quite a beating from me and wouldn't stay down for the three count, at one point ducking my shining wizard and hitting a massive closeline that turned me inside out. I have to admit i thought i could lift her from the powerbomb into the dvd, but at the point in the amtch i was shitted, and i had to ruin my set and start from regualr powerbomb to get her up into the dvd to finish my set. Props to Persephone on a match well done.
Oz vs. Savior
Match was decent, great punching spots, and same overall good moves. Some really vicious shots with the caution sign which led to its sad sad demise. Nice chokelsam, nice fall away slam, nice pedigree, BOTCHED tombstone.
SeG vs. Snap
Great match for Snaps first match, i really must say, tho Sal carryied him threw most of it, he had his independent moments, with a nice powerbomb, and some suprisngly bince punches, being that he has never punched in his life. SeG hit him with beuaty form Swanton, and swung him in one hell of an ego trip, sending snap face first.
Poz vs. Enigma
Always a good match between two classic wrestlers with new age moves like Enigma and Poz. Poz nearly borke enigmas neck with a badly placed Storm Cradle Driver. a nice Curl bomb by poz, and a crazy splash by enigma off the ladder. enigma powdered out, but was soon caught by poz and thrown back to ringside, where he cam mere inches from colliding face first with a ladder. Match ended with Enigmas NEW finisher "no assembly required" which looks to me like a really cool move, and very universal being that he cna do it to pretty much anyone.
The Main Event Sucked.
thats it for this weeks column, untill next week, be safe, and dont break your neck.
_TeK
December 3rd, 2002
T.e.K (The Extreme Kid) is in the house.........well we were at my house. Shockwaves still hitting form End Of Days. some very intresting matches, and ends to some long fueds. Was End of Days the end of days? Or was it just the beggining of a new era in UcW? With the NbW sinking, and The New Reality Rising, whats next? What will come of UwA? Or how could we forget UcW? The I.A breaking up, and Otoyki revealing that he truley wasn't gay, pulling a "scary movie" type scenerio. what I don't understand is why he would want to be with Gringo in the first place. Seriosly, no offense to them, but what have they accomplished in the entire span of this fed? Tag Team titles? I think not, well i am slighty wrong, el Gringo won the Ucw world title on a small and jokingly occasion, but if anyone counts that, this fed is doomed. Where will Otoyki go from here, a title?
Persephone at End Of Days hurt her neck really bad with a bothed spinal snap, almost to the point where she could not finish the match, but she countinued nd made everyone proud, and finsihed the match, and even beat her opponent snap.
Several UcW wrestlers are currently enrolled on Bwo a pro wrestling school. Savior and Myself performed in our first ever Pro show last saturday night, competing in an over the top battle royal. unfourtuantly neither of us won.
UcW is currently in lack there of a place to wrestle..........and as soon as we find a place, Dawn Of a New Day will take place there....Main eventing will be S.e.G and Tek, in an handcuff on a poll match. Also we have a #1 contender match hat will take place. There are basically no injurys. Like i said earlyier Persephone was dropped on her head, so her neck is a wee bit sore, and Vincent is suffering from a sore neck himself, and also a devestating cold. We wish him the best of luck. Jt Highlander has a few thumbtack holes in his arm, but he will work through it all......Savior has a cut on his head and elbow, he also will work through eveything.
I'm very happy with the way end of Days went, all the matches were well done, even with the shortage of some major players. Savior and Damage was thrilling, and well wrestled all at the same time, and their match will go down as an instant classic. Oz and enigma battle lived up the the expectations. Yet again they dazzled us all with the table spots.
TheTeknicality
January 5th 2002
Almost 4 months of Professional wrestling school...wow, I never thought I would be here, I have kickpads, kneepads, elbow pads, loads of athletic tape, and everything else a wrestler needs, i feel so, wow, but nothing compares to UcW.
UcW is the roots that I feed on, the roots I seep the energy I need to go on, without it i would be nowhere doing nothing, UcW is the fucking shit, backyard wrestling is everything to me, where as alot of other guys will drop it for Pro, i will never, because this is where i was born and this is my mother, and it treated me nice, and Im gonna give it all the respect back. Guys like, Damage, S.e.G, Enigma, Vincent/Angelus, Savior, are what fill my day with smiles and make me love my life, and what I do...people like, Persephone, Burnout, Kronic, Bowes, Oz, and Poz are the reason why I like to believe that I have a purpose. That purpose of being kinda like a father figure to those who are still striving for what they want, and I am there to help them. Throwing some unbelievable fucking matches and chairs at them is what makes me tick. I love to look back at what I have already helped take that extra step, Damage, Enigma, S.e.G...all that have looked up to me in the past, and I have been so proud of to see what they have acomplished...Damage the well rounded wrestler that he is, can tear anyone apart on the mic(we all know he didnt get that from me)Enigma, my half, my fucking best freind, my partner in the real life and the fake. He truly is a hardcore icon, and he demands respect, and there is nothing other then that that anyone can give...he is here for 2 sole purposes, to fucking wrestle, and make fun of Mike's mom. S.e.G is god's gift to wrestling, this man has done it all, did a 180 and went back and did it all again, he has scratched my back and Ive scratched his.
I cant wait till Unreal Reality, oh man, boys the critics have beaten us, and thrown our match in the blender, we need to show them that no one can touch us, we are UcW's pride. This season coming up will no longer be sloppy, or badly put together, we are Uc mother fucking W and we are here to stay, let's show everyone what we are made of, let's show them that we truly got steal balls. We are the backyard revolution, we are the elite, let's take that white horse and ride it into the battle front, where the tides are turning, cause no longer is backyard wrestling a 500 fed web, but a mere 20 good feds, duking it out for the title of King of the Mountain, to say they were the best f'n backyard fed of all time. Unreal isnt just a name, its a reality, and we are not backyard wrestlers, we are not a bunch of hardcore kids, we are mother fucking backyard criminals, the carriers of the torch, to light the dark future of this underground form of entertainment.
Long Live UcW
Long Live BYW
Long Live FUN
-TeK
TheTEKnicality
January 19th 2002
More and more I look back at where I came from, and the beginnings of UcW, hell even UeW...and sometimes I dream of the era called BcW. I actually still have the tape of all that, they were absoloutley horrible matches, but hey, they were my firsts. Even though i was lost of direction, and confused of what wrestling truley was and meant, I still knew this is what I wanted to do. Wrestling is my passion, the only thing I have in life that I can trust to always be there for me. I have conquered the backyard, and now can honeslty say that there is nothing left for me in backyard, now it's time for me to try and conquer the squared circle. I've done it all, had every match, proved that I can be a technical asset, but also proved that I can be 1 tough s.o.b in extreme matches. Once you do all this, is backyard still worth it...my opinion, Hell Yes. Backyard takes such a beating, and even so I write in this column and stick up for it. Craving to Backyard is a completely different feeling then craving to Pro, it's two completely different worlds...in 1 I am at the top of my game, and in the other, I'm at the very bottom.
I'm gonna start a new thing in my column, Im gonna start reveiweing Backyard Moves.
1 * - You make Bowes look good, that's not a good thing!
2 * - Boring Buddy, Keep those Innovating Powers Better Trimmed!
3 * - We All Can't Be Perfect...Your about 1/4 the way there...
4 * - Novice, But Interesting
5 * - You Got a Decent Move On Your Hands
6 * - Innovation Is your style, keep it up.
7 * - Sweet Move, You Got My Vote
8 * - That Was HOT
9 * - Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit
10 * - Gods Finisher
Well Since I havent had any offerings on moves I'm gonna do UcW Moves...
1.Ego Trip
Review: The normal Ego trip is not very...original, but when you get the guy up in the gorilla press and do it, thats pure genius, and sheer power...Very Nice Touch.
Rating: *****
2.Blackout
Review: Something smells funny? Well everything smells funny when you got a snoz like HHH, and also when you do his finisher...You're a big guy, you can do something ten times better...
Rating: **
3.Curl Bomb
Review: AkA Nick Mondos "assualt driver", but that's ok, no matter who uses it, its still a really cool move. Poz has yet to perform it the right way, so that took away from his ranking slightly, but once he perfects the move, he will have a higher ranking.
Ranking: ****
4. Dark Veangence
Review: The Tko with a lil "stank" on it...good move for old school Angellus, not much to say on it.
Ranking: ***
5. Blizzard Of OZ
Review: Very Innovative move, a little hard to perform, and can definetly not be done to bigger sized guys, perfect for Oz though...
Ranking: *******
-TeK
The Teknicality
Febuary 9th 2003
Well if there has ever been a more exciting time in UcW...EVERYONE seems to be at the top of their games. Some have been blessed in Pro, and some have been working really hard at backyarding...Which is making the anticipation for UCW 03' unbearable. This season is the season that's gonna revolutionize the way backyard wrestling is done, with great storylines, and wicked matches. Great vignettes, and hot spots. UCW is on the map, we are invited to Supercard of the Backyard, which is in Ohio for HWF, which I am really looking foward to. If there was ever a time to change things, it's now, we are heading into a future where wrestling isn't so...great anymore. Backyard wrestling is dying, and only the strongest feds are still holding on. UCW is a strong fed, with strong wrestlers, physically and mentally. We have raw talent that a lot of feds don't, and a raw desire that makes us stand out among the rest.
UCW O3'
