The SIW was back in North America for their October PPV after a successful European tour. Titan defeated Angel and Terror Soule to earn a title shot against Matt Uzi one night before UD. Many questions were answered, like who was behind the t.W.o hauntings and the mystery diva was revealed. The tag titles were also on the line but Drako didn't show up. Grunge had to choose a new tag partner in the TLC match against Slick Willy and Seabass and Switch-Nutz. Security was also insane with Mohamed Abdul Sheik in the building, he teamed up with Jaffar to take on Inferno and the returning Glenn Kirby in a losers leave the SIW match.
Bernardo Williams
The scene opened outside Madison Square Garden. The sun was still out with just minutes left till Unhallowed Desires began. The semi trailers were parked and the ring crew are running around trying to get all of the last minute details finished for the show. There were some fans waiting in line in anticipation for the doors to open for the show. We zoomed in on Greg Banks standing next to the production truck, talking to some of the technical staff. Their conversation
was inaudible. One of the staffers pointed over to the line of people and starts shaking his head.
Greg Banks: Are you sure?
Staffer: I am positive. Go over and ask him.
Greg Banks: Excuse me sir. May I get a word with you. The man gave Greg the one second signal. He then pulled the cell phone away from his ear and flipped it shut and took a look at Greg.
Man in line: Yes sir, what can I do for you?
Greg Banks: I was just wondering, see that guy over there?
Man in line: yeah?
Banks: Well, he seems to think you are famous. He told me that you are Bernardo Williams. I just wanted to know if it was true.
Man in Line: Yes, I'm Bernardo Williams.
Greg Banks: THAT, Bernardo Williams.
Bernardo: You call yourself a wrestling interviewer and you don't know who I am?
Greg Banks: I'm sorry Bernardo, but no one has seen you in a few years and I just wasn't sure.
Bernardo: Well now you know, so get away from me.
Bernardo: What do you want know? An autograph.
Greg: That'd be great, but that's not what I wanted. I was wondering why you were here.
Bernardo: To see some great wrestling, of course.
Greg Banks: You mean to tell me your here as just a fan. Not to manage one of our superstars here in SIW?
Bernardo: Superstars? I didn't know there were any superstars in SIW or anywhere else for that matter. Wrestlers are a dime a dozen and to consider one of these jokers here in SIW a superstar is just unheard of.
Greg Banks: Pretty harsh words, considering you are here to watch them. What do you consider a superstar?
Bernardo: I define "Superstar" as someone who is recognized the world over. Not just by wrestling fans but all people, everywhere. Do you want to know what I really consider superstar???
Greg Banks: Does this mean what I think it means?
Bernardo: It means whatever you want it to mean. You asked me what I thought a "Superstar" was and I showed you. Take it for what it's worth.
Greg Banks: But I thought it was over. I thought he was through with wrestling. I thought he was in rehab.
Bernardo: Whoa, whoa hold on there slappy. I don't know who you are talking about, so just calm down.
Greg Banks: What do you mean, who I'm talking about. I'm talking about Johnny Ringo. That's who.
Bernardo: Johnny Ringo? That's a name I haven't heard in a long time. A long time. The last time I heard anything about him, he was in rehab, but I don't think he liked it very much.
Greg Banks: Am I supposed to believe that you haven't spoken to Johnny Ringo all these years. You two were as thick as thieves. Nothing would keep you apart.
Bernardo: For not knowing who I was, you sure think you know a lot about me.
Greg Banks: Everyone knows who "they" were. They were the ones who revolutionized the wrestling industry. They were the best of the best. You couldn't be in this business and not know who they were.
Bernardo: They? Who are you talking about?
Greg Banks: You know who I'm talking about. I am talking about the guys that crucified Phobia. I am talking about the guys that ran Stonefish Renton out of wrestling. I am talking about the guys that ran the WFW into the ground. I am talking about RAT.....
Bernardo: Whoa. Hold it right there. You don't have permission to speak that name. That group was special. Special to me, special to the guys in the group. So you just keep your mouth shut about them. I'll let you know when you can say that name out loud again.
Greg Banks: Does that mean they are coming here?
Bernardo: Where on earth do you come up with this stuff. I just said that you can't speak that name and I'll let you know if and when you can.
Greg Banks: So you don't know what Johnny Ringo is doing. What about the rest of them?
Bernardo: I don't think you really deserve to know, but I think Dave and Clover are married with a few kids now. I have spoken with him in a while. Rico, well Rico had a relapse and we had to have him committed. I don't think that we will ever see him out ever again. And Ryan, well Ryan is in line to take over hosting duties of the Late Late show on CBS. But you never know.
Greg Banks: You never know?
Bernardo: Now if you don't mind, I am on my way in. Bernardo walked away from Greg and up to the door. Bernardo is stopped by security. Security won't let him by.
Bernardo: Ticket? I've never had to have a ticket for any wrestling show
I've ever been to. Don't you know who I am?
Security: I don't care if you are the president of the united states.
Bernardo: Here, ask him. He'll tell you who I am.
Security: Mr. Banks, do you know this man?
Greg Banks: Yes, I do. He is my gardener.
Bernardo: Gardener? I ought to kick your...
Greg Banks: Easy there Pedro. Sorry, but no ticket no show.
Bernardo: Fine then I'll take one ticket.
Greg Banks: Oh, I'm sorry, but we are sold out. You should have gotten a ticket sooner. Hahaha.
Bernardo: Ok, so it's gonna be like that. Fine, I'm outta here. But and take this to heart. I'll be back this Monday with not one, not two, but three tickets...
Halloween Match
Summer Andrews vs H-Bomb
The opening match was a halloween match, in order to win,
you must strip your opponent of their costume. "The
Gothic Goddess" Summer Andrews dressed as a vampire made
her way to the ring as the fans booed her. She told the
crowd to go fuck themselves and started talking shit
about her opponent H-Bomb untill being cut at the sound
of "Cold Hard Bitch" by Jet. The SIW Women's champion
made her spectacular entrance dressed up as country hillbilly and
the fans went wild chanting "We want TITS". Last week,
H-Bomb defeated Summer in an ambulance match, Summer was
out for revenge at Unhallowed Desires. Summer attacked H
first with a hard right hand to the champs jaw and a
neckbreaker. She tried to take off H's costume but the
champ kicked her in the gut and sent her flying to the
outside.
As the two kept fighting, as expected the mystery diva
appeared. "Diva Death" flashed on the TrevorTron as a
hooded figure rushed to the ring with a flaming torch. H
and Summer got out of the ring quickly. As the mystery
diva was trying to scare H and Summer, from the back
Olivia, Angelica, Alex Andrews and Katie came rushing to
the ring each with a weapon from chairs to steel pipes.
They chased the mystery diva through the crowd all the
way to the parking lot area. Paybacks are a bitch and
that just what the diva's wanted. They chased her outside
all the way to 9th ave and the unexpected happen. As the
mystery diva ran across 9th ave, a Chevy Blazer hit her
and killed her on impact. Angelica removed the mask as
the footage went back to the arena. Meanwhile in the
ring, H-Bomb had Summer down to her bra and underwear as
the ref declared her the winner. Although a big win for
H-Bomb, the fans also seemed concerned with the action
that happen outside MSG.
Winner: H-Bomb
Barbed Wire Cage Match
Scream vs "Red Hot" Rikki Cook
After a fifteen minute break, a barbed wire steel cage
was set up for the next match between Rikki Cook and
Scream. This match was made to hopefully end this feud
between Rikki and Scream that been going on for weeks.
Before the match, the TrevorTron showed footage of their
recent feud and matches. Scream and Rikki pushed each
other around as the ref closed the cage door. At the
beginning of the match, Scream busted up Rikki face right
away as he slammed him head first into the barbed wire
cage. Blood could be seen dripping off the cage. Scream
whipped him in the corner and nailed him with an elbow to
the face. He tried to set up Rikki with his Acid Drop off
the top rope but Rikki countered with superplex.
Rikki then slammed Scream side to side in the cage at
least eight times leaving Scream bleeding and cut up all
over. After a nice Reverse Implant DDT, Scream placed
Cook facing the cage, and off the ropes drop kicked
him. Cook's body was stuck to the barbed wire, Scream
had to peel him off the cage. The referee called for the
bell after Rikki suffered from dehydration from loosing
so much blood. Before Rikki taken out on a stretcher,
Scream delivered the Acid drop .
Winner: Scream
The Mystery Diva
Angelica was questioned by Polar on who was the mystery diva. Angelica announced that the mystery diva was non other than Myst Deyoung! Unfortunately, it was also announced that Myst had died as a result of getting hit by the Blazer.
#1 Contender for the SIW Women's Championship
Angelica Soule vs Olivia Danger vs Alex Andrews vs Katie Mysfit
Polar talked to all the divas before their match to make
sure they were alright after what had happen with the
mystery diva. They assured him they were ready to
compete. They all made their separate entrances and the
fans cheered all of them. Katie appeared to have a busted
knee. Jimmy Hayden mentioned that Katie banged it on
something when they chased the mystery diva. Alex Andrews
hit Olivia with a kick and a side suplex as Angelica
punched Katie with some lefts and rights. The #1
contendership for the Women's title was on the line and
all the divas gave it their all. Angelica worked on
Katie's knee kicking it a few times and then locking her
in the figure four but Katie eventually broke out of the
move. Olivia and Andrews battled on the outside as Olivia
whipped Alex into the steel post. The referee turned to
get them back in the ring and behind his back, Katie
pulled out some of Angelica's hair to break out of a head
lock.
As the match continued, Matt Uzi's #1 fan Rebecca
Thompson came to ringside and took a seat in the front
row. Travis asked what she was doing there, and she
replied that she was at UD to support Matt Uzi. Olivia
had Katie in the corner beating her down and then
delivered a twisting DDT. The match ended when Angelica
hit Alex Andrews with the A-Bomb to get the victory. As
Angelica celebrated, just as promised, H-Bomb came to
ringside and shook Angelica's hand and thanked all the
divas for taking care of the mystery diva. As Angelica
and H-Bomb walked down the ring steps, they got into a
stare down with Rebecca in the front row. She had been
booing them the whole time. H-Bomb slapped her across the
face and the three divas got into a little cat fight.
Chief Of Security Polar broke up the fight and told the
ladies to settle down.
Winner: Angelica Soule
Christina York and Greg Banks
SIW's Greg Banks and Christina York made their way to the
ring to make a few announcements after the Angelica's win
over Alex Andrew, Olivia Danger and Katie Mysfit. The
crowd started chanting "Banks, Banks, Banks, Banks". It
seemed that Greg Banks was really over with thew fans at
MSG.
York: Wow Banks, this is the first time I hear the fans
cheering for you!
Banks: This is great! How is everyone tonight? I hope
we're all having fun because were in for a hell of a
night. But before the show continues, I have a sad
announcement to make......Maybe you should tell them
Christina?
York: We have been informed that both Renegade and Hrvoje
Bozic will not be participating tonight due to the fact
that neither have been medicaly cleared to compete here
live in New York City!
Banks: On the other hand the Hardcore title has been
vacated but not for long. Tonight as promised, we have a
returning superstar, a former North American champion who
will be taking on the big guy called Shotz.
York: Are you not going to tell us who that former NA
champ is?
Banks: No way Christina it's a surprise! We will find out
in due time....
York: I'm so excited I can't wait! Before we go, we'd
like to thank everyone for showing up here and supporting
SIW's third PPV since it's return. And we'd like to
also thank everyone for inviting us into your homes by
ordering UD on PPV.
SIW Hardcore Championship
Shotz vs X-Factor
The fans started booing as "So Cold" by Breaking Benjamin
rocked MSG as the 6' 11" Shotz made his way to ringside
to take on a mystery opponent for the SIW Hardcore
championship. He grabbed a mic and called out his
opponent...he called him a little pussy and other
childish names but was cut off by a standing fan ovation
as "Bring the Pain" by Mindless Self Indulgence was
played. We heard a big "Woooooooo" as X-Factor rushed to
ringside and made his spectacular return to the SIW.
The hardcore match got started as soon as X entered the
ring. Shotz used his size to his advantage tossing around
the former NA champ around the ring like a rag doll. He
hit X with a sidewalk slam and went for a pin but X
kicked out. As he whipped X to the ropes, he missed a
closeline and got dropkicked but failed to fall to the
ground. X went off the ropes again and then nailed him
with another dropkick this time bringing the big guy down
to one knee. X then took Pedro's chair and used it
smacking it over Shotz's head at least ten times. This
time the big guy fell to the ground. X went for the pin
but Shotz barely kicked out. As X charged his opponent,
Shotz threw him to the outside with a back body drop over
the top rope. X was in pain as Shotz whipped him ribs
first into the steel railings. Shotz placed X on the post
and charged him but X moved and Shotz hit the post head
first knocking himself out! X-Factor, off the top rope
then jumped to the outside delivering his Pain Killer
getting the fans into a "Holy Shit" chant. He pinned him
in front of the Spanish commentary table to win the SIW
Hardcore championship.
Winner: X-Factor
Glenn Kirby In The House
A weird tune started to grasp the arena. The words were muffled, but still
certainly understandable. It sounded like someone with a mic....
What is this world that we’re living in now?
Why must I have to chant a vow
of silence, screw that guys, I’m back to stay!
It’s the mother of all returns! GK, AOA!
You thought I was gone? Losers trying to bag me out!
Shows what you know, I’m the one you can’t live without!
No guys, you haven’t taken a hallucinogenic drug,
I’m really back. America’s favorite thug,
Kirby: So here we are, at Unhollowed Desires Great matches to watch, Inferno or Shiek; who retires? Uzi gets to fight his one of three. And all these fans got some unexpected com-pa-ny! The crowd cheers as Kirby raises both hands and pointed to himself
Kirby: Did you seriously think that I’d miss this spectacular event?
No way man; Kirby is here to represent!
And no, I’m not only showing myself to do my thing.
Because later tonight, I’m getting back in the ring!
I’m glad I’m still getting the respect, cheers and waves!
Even though my two best buddies are gone; Latesha and The Bryan Graves...
SIW Tag Team Championship
TLC
Damage Inc. vs Seabass and Willy Seaman vs Switch-NuTz
The TLC match for the SIW Tag Team titles were next.
Slick Willy and Seabass came out to a standing ovation at
MSG. We could see signs in the crowd such as "Switch has
lost his NuTz" and "Damage Idiots". The SIW Lightweight
champion Willy talked to the crowd as the Euro champ
Seabass started rolling a doobie. Willy was then cut off
when the former tag champs Switch-NuTz made their
entrance. As the four participants stared each other
down, Grunge made his entrance carrying both Tag titles.
Apparently, Drako stood him up but Grunge had an
announcement. He shocked the whole world on PPV when he
announced that his partner for the night would be the SIW
North American champion Terror Soule.
As the ref tied the titles up high above the ladder, the bell sounded and this match got underway. Everyone began to go at it and it was all out mayhem. Switchblade nailed Willy Seaman with a few good right hands, followed by a clothesline sending Willy to the outside. Nutz and Grunge were exchanging lefts and right. Nutz kicked Grunge in the stomach, he went for the the "Nutz and Boltz" but Grunge reversed it and he hit Nutz with a full nelson slam instead. Seabass hit Terror Soule with a nice dropkick sending him through the ropes and to the apron. Seabass set up a ladder. He began to climb the ladder. Meanwhile Terror climbed up to the top-rope. He leaped off the top-rope nailing Seabass with a dropkick sending Seabass flying off the ladder. Seabass landed gut first on the top ropes.
Terror Soule then began to climb up the ladder and Switchblade began to climb up the other side of the ladder. Both men were on top of the ladder exchanging left and right hands. Then out of nowhere came Willy Seaman pushing the ladder over sending Switchblade and Terror Soule to the outside of the ring. Willy posed for the crowd and as he turned around Grunge nailed him with a devastating chairs shot. Willy got back up and Grunge nailed him with a second chair shot. Willy began to bleed profusely. Nutz meanwhile was setting up a table on outside of the ring. As Nutz was setting up the table Seabass came and he hit Nutz in the back with a ladder. Seabass placed Nutz on the table. Seabass climbed up the ladder, and he suicide dived off the ladder resulting himself and Nutz crashing through the table. The crowd chanted "Holy Shit". Terror and Switchblade stumbled to their feet. Switchblade hit him with a right hand. Terror then came back with a right hand of his own. Switchblade then grabbed Terror and he irish whipped him into the guardrail. Switchblade grabbed a chair, he came at Terror but Soule kicked Switchblade in the stomach causing him to drop the chair. He then gave Switchblade a DDT on the chair. Back in the ring Grunge picked Willy Seman up and he nailed him with the "Grunganator". Grunge began to climb up the ladder. He was close to the top when Seabass came into the ring. Seabass came up behind Grunge and he too climbed the ladder. Grunge turned around and he nailed Seabass with the "Grungunator" off the ladder! This time the chants turned to "Holy Fuck!" Terror slowly came into the ring.
He now began to climb up the ladder. Nutz was slowly
crawling back into the ring. Meanwhile Switchblade was
sliding a table into the ring. Terror Soule was half way
up the ladder when Nutz came up from behind and nailed
him with a belly to back off the ladder. Grunge got up
and he dove to the outside right onto Switchblade. He
stomped on him a bit and then got back into the ring.
Grunge and Nutz began to exchange lefts and right. Grunge
dropkicked Nutz sending him off his feet. Grunge than
quickly placed the table in the corner of the ring.
Grunge turned around and Nutz speared him right through
the table. It looked like a train wreck out there as
bodies were laying everywhere. Willy came from behind and
nailed Grunge with a running bulldog and threw him to the
outside. As Terror climbed the ladder, Enigma rushed to
ringside with a piece of barbed wire. He climbed the
ladder behind Terror and choked him with the barbed wire
and using it to throw Terror off the ladder by his throat.
Fortunately, Terror Soule had the tag titles in his hand
as he fell and won the match. Security and paramedics
rushed to ringside as Terror Soule and Grunge became the
new SIW tag team champions.
Winners: Grunge and Terror Soule
Alex Andrews Answers Renegade's proposal
Alex Andrews was interviwed by Christina York before the next match. Alex accepted Renegade's proposal to get married. A date will be announced shortly. The wedding will be televised on either Brawl or Carnage.
Losers Leaves The SIW Match (Kirby and Jaffar's careers not on the line)
Mohamed Abdul Sheik and Jaffar vs The Uncanny Inferno and Glenn Kirby
The Uncanny Inferno teammed up with a fellow American,
the returning "Authority Of Atlanta" Glenn Kirby as they
took on Mohamed Abdul Sheik and Jaffar in a losers leave
the SIW match. However, Kirby's and Jaffar's career's
were not on the line. Moahmed has been responsible for
two kidnappings, including Inferno's former sidekick
"Burn Wonder" Alex Gale who got shot trying to get saved
by Inferno. The former SIW champion went through a state
of depression after finding out that Gale will never walk
again. But the Inferno was back better than ever with the
A.O.A on his side.
Arabian music filled MSG and this didn't sit well with
the New York crowd. Mohamed and Jaffar came out
accompanied by Rashad. Security had to stop fans from
rushing the steel railings in attempts to stab Mohamed
and co. After 9/11, New York was not a good place for the
former hardcore champ to be. The fans had signs like
"Bush loves Mohamed", and an odd "Jaffar for President"
and "Kill the Sheiks". Rashad taunted the crowd with an
Iraqi flag as Mohamed prayed to Allah on his red carpet
that Jaffar laid out for him. As Mohamed got up the bell
rang and Inferno pounded away at Mohamed. This was a
match that Inferno waited for a long time. The super hero
got the fans on their feet as he unleashed on Mohamed in
the corner. He threw him to the ropes and back body
dropped him then tagged in Kirby. Glenn continued the
attack as he delivered two missile dropkicks followed by
an Inverted Atomic Drop. The match continued with great
team chemistry between Inferno and Kirby.
Jaffar finally got tagged in and ran all over the ring so
Kirby couldn't catch him. Inferno eventually dropkicked
the servant. As the ref put Inferno back in his corner,
Rashad stepped up on the apron, Kirby approached him and
Rashad blinded him with a white powder. Jaffar then
locked Glenn in the Cobra Clutch. Jaffar applied the
pressure but Kirby countered the move as he flipped him
over his shoulder. Inferno got the tag and punched Rashad
off the apron. Jaffar tagged in Moahmed but Inferno
caught him off guard and nailed Sheik with a Twist Of
Faith. He went up for the Red Flare but Rashad pushed
Inferno off to the outside making land on a cameraman.
Back in the ring Mohamed, Jaffar and Rashad beat the shit
out of Kirby as the ref checked on Inferno. Inferno who
suffered a fractured rib managed to get a quick tag. Half
blind, Kirby could hardly see but he managed to hook up
Mohamed into an inside craddle and pinned him for the
win. The fans went insane cheering for the A.O.A and the
Hero Of Our Time. Jaffar announced that he was leaving
with Mohamed and Rashad, but they will be back one day
when they least expect it. A.O.A and Inferno told them to
get lost as they celebrated in the ring.
Winners: The Uncanny Inferno and Glenn Kirby
Mohamed, Jaffar and Rashad
Mohamed and his goons were arrested and deported back to their country by the FBI. They were banned from the US forever. Mohamed however promised to get revenge on Inferno, SIW and North America.
SIW World Championship
Buried Alive Match
Titan vs Matt Uzi
The main event was a Buried Alive match between Matt Uzi
and his bodyguard Titan for the SIW Wold championship.
Before he made his entrance, Titan went up to Angelica
and asked her for a good luck kiss, she looked stunned,
the giant then forced a kiss out of her. Titan who's from
Manhattan received a warm welcome as "Rust In Peace" by
Megadeth blasted over the arena. Fans cheered for him
instead of the usual "Retard" chant. Titan had a poem
that he read out to Angelica and he dedicated his match
to her also. At that point, "Blackball" by The Offspring
played as the SIW World champion, Matt Uzi made his
entrance in his Hummer-Limo as the pyros went off. Uzi
stepped out of the Limo with his World title around his
waist accompanied by Soule Stealer and Trevor Derickson!
People wondered if t.W.o were going to fuck over The
Giant.
At the beginning of the match, Titan put his hand out to Uzi and they shook hands as Stealer and Trevor took on commentary duties with Dunns and Hayden. Uzi took the first shot with a slap to the face, but Titan replied with an elbow that sent Uzi flying in the corner. Dunns mentioned that he was scared for Uzi. As Titan and Uzi exchanged lefts and rights, the arena lights periodically flickered and changed color to dark purple or red. Trevor told Stealer to check with the light crew to see what was going on. Titan sent Uzi flying to the outside and they fought all the way up the ramp. Uzi was pissed but as he charged Titan, he got nailed with a big boot to the face. Titan bodyslammed Uzi in the burial hole.
As Titan started shoveling the dirt, Uzi grabbed another
shovel and broke it across Titan's left leg. It looked
really painful as the giant fell to the ground. Uzi
pulled him in and started kicking him in the head. As Uzi
and Titan continued beating the shit out of each other,
"Re-Align" by Godsmack was heard as smoke filled the
arena. The Death Angel appeared and told Trevor it was
time to die.....As the music continued up from the
rafters came down the real Angel to Trevor's aid. He
swung his Purgatory guitar and smashed it over Death
Angel's head. Trevor and Angel removed the hood and it
turned out to be former SIW World champion Hardkore! Uzi
and Titan came rushing down the ramp to Trevor's aid as
Uzi used a sledge hammer to knock out Angel busting his
head wide open...we literally saw his skull under all the
blood. Trevor smacked Uzi across his head and told called
him an idiot. Then a blinding light shined out of Angel's
head, so bright, it blinded half the crowd. t.W.o started
running away up the ramp but then the light disappeared
and the arena went black. All we could hear was sounds of
thunder and lightning. As the lights came back on, the
crowd were shocked to see three sealed up burial holes
and t.W.o missing as Unhallowed Desires went off the
air.........
Winner: No Contest
Writers: TJD, Titan, GK, Enigma, BW
