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OOC -- Short and no real point, but it amuses me. The scene opens to a crowded Grace O'Malley's in Ottawa. Inside the small bar, Weezle is knocking back some pints with some OWF fans. Weezle gets up on top of a chair, holds Tree high in the air, and starts singing 'For He's A Jolly Good Fellow'. Soon the whole bar is singing along, and once the song was finished, Weezle ordered drinks for everyone. Weezle: You better enjoy that! I not make as much, so I won't do this often! Man: Hey Weezle! I thought Tracker was giving some guys a pay-raise. Oh yea...I guess I WILL be able to do this mo often! Everyone in the bar cheers at the thought of free booze. Soon, a Weezle chant starts up. No no no...Thank TREE!!! The crowd gets a little confused, but again think of free booze, and start chanting 'TREE! TREE! TREE!' See, they DO love you! As some fans come up to Weezle for an autograph, Weezle finishes off his Kilkenny. Aww PHOOEY!! Weezle need more beer! Good call Tree! Just as Weezle is about to order another drink, a waitess comes over with a tall glass of Kilkenny. Waitress: This is from her. The waitress points to a tall woman with red hair down to her shoulders. She walks over to Weezle and sits down beside him as some guys starts whistling and making cat-calls. Well hello... Kim: Hi. My name is Kim. And I'm sure you know Tree. I'll just leave you two alone. Kim looks a little confused, but thinks Weezle is just joking with her. (Laughing)Ha...Good one! Now, you must have a tough schedule. Weezle doesn't really hear what Kim is saying, as he is staring at her shirt puppets. Yea. It must be awful hard on you. Yea. Why don't we go back to my place and help you...relax. Yea. Great! I'll go get my car. Finish that and meet me outside, ok? Yea. Kim gets up and starts to leave, when Weezle shouts out at her. Hey! Where you goin? To get my car. Hasegawa? Stay! Stay!! Ok...Do you want another drink? No. But Tree would like a Screwdriver. Uh-huh. Kim goes up to the bar and orders some more drinks. As she walks back to Weezle, she see's him talking to Tree, and starts to think that maybe Weezle is nuts. Here's your Screwdriver. Thanks. Weezle grabs Tree and sticks him in the Screwdriver. Kim stares in disbelief, and decides to leave. Hey, where you going? To...the bathroom...yes...I'll be right back. As Kim walks by Weezle, Weezle grabs Tree and smacks Kim in the ass. What...the hell...did you do that for? It wasn't me. It was Tree. I think he's had too much to drink. *whispering* He can't handle drinks too well. He always acts up when he drinks. Kim grabs the Screwdriver and throws it in Weezle's face. She turns around and Weezle grabs himself a handful of ass. Kim turns around and slaps Weezle. It wasn't me baby! IT WAS TREE!!! The whole bar erupts in laughter as Kim storms out. Phh...women. The scene fades out as a bunch of men start patting Weezle on the back and order drinks. |
