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Sounds of revving engines, crunching metal, and screams of 'YEEEEEEE-HAAAAA' fill the air. The camera pans around, and you see a big sign telling you that you are at the 'Montgomery Smash-em Up Derby'. The camera looks through the crowd, and spots OWF Superstar Weezle, leading a chant. TREE! TREE! TREE! The crowd surrounding Weezle follow the chant. Weezle soon sits down, signing autographs and taking pictures with the fans. Hey Billy, your sister looks pretty nice. Heck, that's why she's also ma gurlfriend! Hucka-hucka-hucka!! That's sad. Incest is wrong! Weezle stands up and drifts Billy in the head with Tree. Billy's 300 lb father then gets up and confronts Weezle. Hey! I don't take to kindly to you a hittin' ma boy! Oh. Sorry. Weezle lifts up Tree and drifts Big Billy. The fat man goes down, and spills his beer in the process. Now several men are approaching Weezle. Wut tha hell are you doin? Didn't yer pa ever teach you not to waste good beer? Weezle, sensing trouble, quickly resolves the problem. He sure did teach me that. That's why I brought Canadian beer...for EVERYONE!! Weezle starts tossing bottles of Sleeman's to everyone, and soon dozens of blond-haired southeners are crawling all over Weezle. Whoa now! You three...come with me, the rest can all leave. Weezle, along with quite possibly the only attractive women at the Smash-em Up Derby, leave the crowd. So...whaddaya wanna do? Ummm...an interview? Ummm...what position is that? No, silly! Ask me questions about my matches and opponents! Oh, ok. What...ummm...what happened at Uncensored? Didn't you watch it? I'm not going to tell you everything that happened! I meant what happened in your match! Why didn't you win? Because Ronin and Rook too strong. They, being smart, teamed up and took out Peligro and me. Me not complaining, no wait, me AM complaining! You two saying it take two of you to win title? Well, let see Ronin defend on his own! Shut up Weezle! You're gonna get us beat on again!! Ahh...you smart one, Tree. Ok, well, after match, me get hot-headed, and attacked Ronin. Good for me, Rick and Zane came out to help me. They chased away Blood Brothers and helped me up. That's what friends are for!! Soon enough, the three of us will be coming after the Blood Brothers, so you two better be ready. Actually, you two probably will be ready, so, ummm, just wait for it to happen. And...uh..what about your match against War? Oooohh...that gonna be tough! Hopefully Tree can bust some heads, and take down War. He look pretty tough, and it should be tough match, but I look forward to it. Well, we gotta go. Getting late, and Tree need sleep. BYE!! With that, Weezle runs off, leaving the three girls very confused. |
