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||As Weezle gets back to his house, he sees an OWO crew pulling into his laneway. Weezle runs at them, and as Ben Dover steps out of the van, Weezle slings Slinkee at him, and whacks him in the face.|| OW! You bastard! What was that for? Git off my property! Hey, I just came here to let you know that you've been placed in the KoX tourny, and to get your thoughts on Colin Arch. KoX? Well, that be first time to unleash the power of the Slinkee! Ye-ye-ye-ye-yes. I'm g-g-g-gonna b-b-b-bust some h-h-h-h-asses. YAY! Go git 'em Slink! I'll d-d-d-d-do ma b-b-b-b-best. Cause that's what it's all aboot. Just doing your best. As long as you try your hardest, and live up to your own goals, that's all that matters. (OOC -- My own blast on the COC. I know no one knows what I'm talking about, but they're morons!) Tree, everyone knows the funnest thing is winning. Y-y-y-y-y-correct. Ok, so, what do you think about the possibility of facing Sniper at KoX? I think I'mma show that poo-poo-face a thing or two! Y-y-y-y-es. I gonna use all the power of the Slinkee, and unleash the fury of Trash Can Man! Ok, so, moving on, what about your title defense against Blob and Colin, a man who beat you last week? Well, all my fury not unleashed that night. Colin, I saw you on Conan, and let me say this. You are the greatest wrestler in the whole wide world... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!! But really, I kid, I kid... you do really good. Does that make me fraid to fight you? NO! Cause I tha Trash Can Man! Ain't no one betta than Trash Can Man. Well there you have it, the latest words from OWO Inf-- I d-d-d-d-don't think we're quit th-th-th-th-through yet. Yea, so bugger off! ||**WHACK**|| ||Ben goes down as Weezle continues.|| And I don't know what that STD farm Evan and his little buddy TSK are doing, but me no likee! That is deeeescrimination! I oughta report that to the authorities!... Or just kick him in the nuts. Ya, eh, he better not treat us unfair, caus that would be mean, and then I'd have to right a nasty letter. TREE! I told you before, the only way to get through to him is through physical punishment! If we smack him in the giblets, then maybe he'll ease up!... or become even more of an ass... ||Ben finally gets back up, and groggily starts to speak.|| Ow... ok... so, OWO's Infamous Champion Weezle saying some harsh things to Evan and the ACA. Weezle, do you have any last comments? Yea. See, we got the power three! Me, Tree, and Slinkee! Trash Can Man Waste Disposal is in business, and we gonna clean dis place up! So, git yo ass to the curb, cause I'm takin' you out! ||As Weezle finishes talking, Ben is already in the van, and the van soon takes off.|| |
