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||It's a cold fall day. Not cold enough to see your breath, but still uncomfortable.|| ||We see Weezle's front lawn, and it is littered with banana peels.|| ||The cameraman goes around to the back, where we find Weezle picking up banana peels off his patio.|| God damnit! Why the hell couldn't I have been neat when I was crazy! ||Weezle puts down his garbage bag and sees the camera.|| Hey Conor! Haven't seen you around here! Yea, well, after you flipped out, I asked to be put on different assignments. Oh yea... the whole 'Tree' thing... Speaking of which... ||Conor pulls a gift-wrapped box out of his duffel bag.|| You left this at the show. I didn't know if you'd want it back or not... ||Before even opening it, Weezle knows what it is. He grabs the parcel with a big grin on his face, and rips it open to reveal Tree.|| You may not talk to it anymore, but it'll still make a good weapon. ||Weezle takes a good look at Tree, and grins slightly.|| So, this is what's been my best-friend these past couple months? Fraid so. So, let me get this straight. Way back at Broken, after getting the snot beat out of me, I started talking to this? Yep. Then, after losing the World Title, this Tracker guy started the OCW with Diamond, and got me, Kid Kaos, Brendan, Zane, and Rick Carter to join? Yep. I teamed up with Kaos, for some ungodly reason, but he, Tracker, and Carter eventually turned on OCW and restarted the Cartel? Right. Then Kaos went solo, and at Stable Wars, the Cartel were eliminated? Right again. Then I started carrying around a banana --called 'Banana'-- and started using the 'Banana Slamma'? *chuckling* Yea... you really should've seen that. Now, I remeber one night, X smashed me over the head, knocked me sense-full, but I was hit again and knocked senseless. And then Ravyn got fed up with me, so Evan banged her? *sigh* Afraid so. Then Ravyn took off? Correct... unfortunately... So, now it was Diamond, Brendan, Zane, and me --along with my 'friends'-- and Carter was gone? Yea... he just kinda left. Then this Keoki Yamada guy came along, and we teamed up, and he eventually convinced me to join *gagging* LAW?! I cried when I heard that. THEN, Bad Blood came back after being stabbed accidently by Blob, and leveled me with a chair, which along with Chris Stall's dropkick, knocked me sense-full again? Yepper. Yet I still managed to win the Infamous Title? Ahhh... you sure did! Ok... a little strange, but thanks to Brendan, I'm all caught up. *chuckling* Don't forget about when you were a superheroe! Yea... 'Mu Gu Guy Pen'? I fought Janet Reno?? *laughing* That was the funniest damn thing I'd ever seen! And, even after I attacked Brendan and turned my back on OCW, they took me back? Well, it wasn't really 'you' that turned on OCW... You weren't really yourself. I suppose... So, now I'm friends with Brendan, who's trying to catch me up on all the going-ons of the OWO, and Yamada, who does not like Brendan, or, seemingly, anyone else in the OCW. --Wait, that is everyone in the OCW. Guys... can't we all just get along? Ok, that ain't gonna happen. But Yamada has looked out for me, and he's one hella good tag team partner, so I don't want to lose his friendship. But, Brendan did take me back after what happened, and explained everything to me, plus he's a pretty nice guy, so I don't want to loose his friendship either... Jesus, this seems like some stupid plot for an NBC sit-com! ||Conor laughs a little as Weezle gathers his thoughts. As if that wasn't enough, I also have to kill Evan. That bastard is gonna pay! Christ, you'd think the guy would learn by now that if you sleep with someone's girl, they're gonna come beat the shit out of you! So, Ravyn is you're girlfriend? Shut up Conor. Now, in a couple days, I fight Colin Arch? That his name? Yes. And Sniper? Yes. Ok. Colin, I've never heard of you, but you must be good if you've made it to the OWO. I do look forward to fighting you. Sniper, I don't think I've ever fought you... but, it could've been, you know, while I was nuts. So, to the both of you, get ready for a whole new Weezle. Whatever you say X... Shut up Conor! B-- ok. Good. Now, I don't know what the hell is going on yet, but when I figure everything out, there will be hell to pay, and blood to spill. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to practice with Tree and finish cleaning up the banana peels. ||Conor leaves Weezle's yard as Weezle takes a couple swings with Tree before picking up his garbage bag and cleaing up his yard.|| |
